Madhatter 5 / Tropers

The tips at the end of shoelaces are called 'aglets'. Their true purpose is sinister.

...eh? Alright then.

Tropes commonly associated with my person:

Apologises a Lot: Sorry.
Asexuality: Could be the poster child.
Bag of Holding: Coat pockets.
Big Ol' Eyebrows: Love 'em.
Blue-and-Orange Morality: At times.
Brilliant, but Lazy: Brain at war with Hands.
Born in the Wrong Century
British Footy Teams: Everton.
British Teeth: Straight, but yellowed and somewhat on the large side.
Brutal Honesty
Canada Eh
Creepy Child: Am pretty sure I was one.
Crossdresser: A minor example; with perhaps the exception of trousers, I will wear whatever I find most comfortable.
Curious as a Monkey
Dead Pan Snarker
Discordia Discordian
Does Not Like Shoes
Fan Fic: Writer, mostly short works. Enjoy reading and using:
- Alternate Character Interpretation
- Dark Fic
- Mythology Gag
- Original Flavour
- Patchwork Fic
- Villains Out Shopping
Freaky Is Cool
Happy Rain: Every rainstorm.
Headphones Equal Isolation: Have fully taken advantage of the effect.
It's for a Book
Loners Are Freaks
Memetic Outfit: Hat. Amusing t-shirt. Old black adidas windbreaker. Jeans. No shoes.
Neat Freak: Things just go in a certain order.
Nice Hat: A variable army, especially now that I can make my own.
Nightmare Fuel Station Attendant
No Social Skills
Separated by a Common Language: I suffer an unfortunate tendency to pick up words I like, regardless of timeperiod, location, or proper usage, and incorporate them into my personal lexicon; thus creating a bizarre mixture of Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness, Buffy Speak, Neologism, and outdated /forgotten slang.
Sliding Scale of Idealism Versus Cynicism: Optimist pie, here.
Spot Of Tea
Stealth Hi/Bye: Perfected since age ten when I went beyond the idiom 'children should be seen and not heard' and decided to achieve both silence and invisibility.
Stiff Upper Lip
Strange Girl
Super-Speed Reading: Have been known to buy new book in late afternoon, flip through few pages in the car, sit down and finish it before dinnertime.
Unreliable Narrator: Am I perfectly serious this list or have I feed you a load of tot? In fact, did I tell you even half of what I thought I did? Is this conversation even occurring?
Unusual Euphemism: Foul language has been permanently altered in my mind to mild obscenity and cartoon swears.
The Wonka: Naturally.