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Tropes commonly associated with my person:

• Apologises a Lot: Sorry.
• Asexuality: Could be the poster child.
• Bag of Holding: Coat pockets.
• Big Ol' Eyebrows: Love 'em.
• Blue and Orange Morality: At times.
• Brilliant, but Lazy: Brain at war with Hands.
• Born in the Wrong Century
• British Footy Teams: Everton.
• British Teeth: Straight, but yellowed and somewhat on the large side.
• Brutal Honesty
• Canada, Eh?
• Creepy Child: Am pretty sure I was one.
• Crossdresser: A minor example; with perhaps the exception of trousers, I will wear whatever I find most comfortable.
• Curious as a Monkey
• Dead Pan Snarker
• Discordia Discordian
• Does Not Like Shoes
• Fan Fic: Writer, mostly short works. Enjoy reading and using:
  • Alternate Character Interpretation
  • Dark Fic
  • Mythology Gag
  • Original Flavour
  • Patchwork Fic
  • Villains Out Shopping
• Freaky Is Cool
• Happy Rain: Every rainstorm.
• Headphones Equal Isolation: Have fully taken advantage of the effect.
• It's for a Book
• Loners Are Freaks
• Memetic Outfit: Hat. Amusing t-shirt. Old black adidas windbreaker. Jeans. No shoes.
• Neat Freak: Things just go in a certain order.
• Nice Hat: A variable army, especially now that I can make my own.
• Nightmare Fuel Station Attendant
• No Social Skills
• Separated by a Common Language: I suffer an unfortunate tendency to pick up words I like, regardless of timeperiod, location, or proper usage, and incorporate them into my personal lexicon; thus creating a bizarre mixture of Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness, Buffy Speak, Neologism, and outdated /forgotten slang.
• Sliding Scale of Idealism Versus Cynicism: Optimist pie, here.
• Spot of Tea
• Stealth Hi/Bye: Perfected since age ten when I went beyond the idiom 'children should be seen and not heard' and decided to achieve both silence and invisibility.
• Stiff Upper Lip
• Strange Girl
• Super Speed Reading: Have been known to buy new book in late afternoon, flip through few pages in the car, sit down and finish it before dinnertime.
• Unreliable Narrator: Am I perfectly serious this list or have I feed you a load of tot? In fact, did I tell you even half of what I thought I did? Is this conversation even occurring?
• Unusual Euphemism: Foul language has been permanently altered in my mind to mild obscenity and cartoon swears.
• The Wonka: Naturally.