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"Yes, they deserved to die, and I hope they burn in Hell!"
— Carl Lee Hailey, A Time To Kill
"I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner."
— Hannibal Lecter, Silence of the Lambs
"Hostages only work if your enemy cares if they live."
— Commander Shepard, Mass Effect 2
"I hope at least they were jerks."
"So I started asking myself who would want to take these guys out. And you know the first person that came to mind? Me."
— Debra Morgan, Dexter
"Well, he's a sleazebag, so he's gonna die in the next thirty seconds."
"I — I know it's wrong, but I'm liking our killer better than our victim."
— Lance Sweets, Bones
"They had it coming!
They had it coming!
They had it coming all along!
I didn't do it,
But if I'd done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong?"
— "The Cell Block Tango", Chicago
"And it turns out he was a missing person that nobody missed at all."
—The Dixie Chicks, "Goodbye, Earl"
"Let's face it, Captain. Killing Jensen was a public service."
—Detective Stabler, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
''"A man well hated, and in so short a space."
— Hugh Beringar, The Raven in the Foregate, which turns out to be a subversion as it was not murder but divine judgment.
My doctor recommends a diet high in questionable moral fiber! It aids digestion!
— Aylee, Sluggy Freelance
Chief Wyatt Rash: Tell me something Cubby, you notice anything odd lately?
Cubby: You mean other than the fact that no one seems to care about this woman's death?
Chief Wyatt Rash: Along those lines.
Cubby: Hell Wyatt, I've seen people more upset over losing change in a candy machine.
"If you wanna be profound,
And you really gotta justify,
Take a breath and look around,
A lot of folks deserve to die!"
— Audrey II, Little Shop Of Horrors
"Yeah, you're special! But don't be bossy! If you keep it up, you'll end up like that guy in that movie who bossed people around, and then zombies ate him. He deserved it!"
— Lilo, Lilo & Stitch: The Series, "627"
"If you're gonna spend all that time setting up some douchebag, he needs to die horribly."
"I know who he is... [...] He's dead as a doorknob and to be perfectly honest, that jerk had what was coming to him. I hope it was painful."
— Cruise Control, Turnabout Storm
Tenkaichi: "However, going on the behaviour of Jirou last night it was almost like he was yelling: "Hey! I'm about to be murdered!" I couldn't bear to watch."
Banzo: "When a frivolous tight wad shows up before a great detective, nine out of ten times he's going to die."
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
"When I kill, it is on the specific orders of my Government. And those I kill are themselves killers."
"He needed killin'"
— Anonymous, often attributed to a witness to the murder of Ken McElroy.