Quotes / Assimilation Academy

"Universal education is the most corroding and disintegrating poison that liberalism has ever invented for its own destruction."

"We don't need no education
We don't need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teacher, leave them kids alone
Hey! Teacher! Leave them kids alone!"

"Your son marches to the beat of a different drummer, comma, but don't worry we will have him joining the parade by the end of the term."
A report card received by the son of Harry Chapin's secretary

"Flowers are red young man, and green leaves are green. There's no need to see flowers any other way than the way they always have been seen."
Harry Chapin, Flowers Are Red

"Today for show and tell, I've brought a tiny marvel of nature: a single snowflake. I think we all might learn a lesson from how this utterly unique and exquisite crystal turns into an ordinary, boring molecule of water, just like every other one, when brought into the classroom. And now while the analogy sinks in, I'll be leaving you drips and going outside."
Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes