Marshall's ending: He is practicing with Paul and perform a spectacular backflip. Paul smugly believes he can do the same thing and falls on his face.
As a bonus, Paul's botched somersault is now actually part of his movelist, starting in 4!
Mokujin's ending : Right off the bat, his wife (At least, a female Mokujin who we can assume to be his wife) beats him up, throws a bucket on his head, and tells him to fetch water from the river. On his way back, he sees two "Mokujin kids" playing Tekken 3 on a wooden arcade machine. Mokujin watches them at first, then starts playing himself and kicking ass. He claps his hands while laughing, then realizes that his wife is standing right behind him, and he gets uppercuted again.
Xiaoyu's ending. It starts off with her imagining herself and Panda having fun in "Xiaoyu Land", her very own amusement park, in a very cute chibi art style. Then the scene shifts to a slightly more serious anime style, and Heihachi reveals the amusement park that he actually built : Instead of the castle, cute animals and overall Xiaoyu-themed rides of the dream, this park has a giant pagoda, Heihachi-themed rides, and a huge-ass statue of himself. The board at the entrance that said "Xiaoyu Land" falls and reveals another one that says "Heihachi Land", while Heihachi had a hilarious Evil Laugh usually done by some foppish villain, unlike his much more sinister one. Cue Xiaoyu beating the shit out of him as the letters "J" "E" "R" "K" "!" flash on the screen.
Paul's ending in 5. "BRING IT ON, YA ALIENS!"
Asuka's ending in Tekken 5: She beats Jinpachi and and runs over to Devil Jin, and her touch causes the devil part to recede, causing the player to think this is gonna be a touching scene between the Kazamas. Then Jin (unconscious) falls over, face first, into her chest. Cue thetypical anime girl reaction.After a very long, very awkward pause. And Jin's complete obliviousness to Asuka's curbstomping of him is just the icing on the cake.
Lee's ending, with a lot of Fan Disservice from Heihachi. To elaborate: after Lee wins the tournament, he makes Heihachi his butler, wearing nothing but a speedo. While he's attending to him (and his girls) by his estate pool, he mutters threats under his breath... just as Lee reminds him that there is a bomb in the bowtie he's wearing, and Lee has the detonator with him. Heihachi resumes his duties quickly and frantically, while Lee utters his trademark "Excellent!"
Law's ending. Finally paying the debts for Forrest's accident, Marshall is back to square one: "Broke again..." Cue Paul arriving in a broken bicycle with his motorcycle ruins and sending the debt to Marshall again. Marshall gets a hilarious Oh Crap expression, and the screen goes to mock the usual fighting screen of Tekken 5 (with Life Bar HUD), in which Marshall one-shots Paul with an uppercut, and then switches back to CGI where he's running away. The old-timeySlapstick music is just the icing on the cake.
Panda's ending, in which Kuma gets rejected (again) and Xiaoyu gets a little toocurious. Just... here.
A cutscene which involves Roger (Mrs) confronting Mokujin and pointing out just how ridiculous the Translation Convention is, being that a block of wood understands kangaroo language and vice versa. And if either one beats the other, they parody another character's defeat scene.
Roger Mama/Mokujin: Excuse me, I'm looking for my husband/family? Do you know where he is/they are?
Paul's ending: He opens up a dingy dojo with threats written outside, in preparation of a big battle. That battle is beginning to show up as he issues his challenge.
It gets funnier once it is revealed that the dojo is inside a space station. And the aliens are already coming.
Anytime! Anyplace!!! BRING IT ON YA ALIENS!!!!!
Prior to that, his cutscenes. Kuma begs him to save the Zaibatsu only for to be ignored by Paul celebrating his victory, and he blatantly ignores Jinpachi's rants while picking his ear, only caring about the fact that he can become the World's Strongest Man by beating him.
Paul:TEN SECONDS!!!Ten seconds, and I'll be Number 1!!
In Bob's ending from 6, he loses all of his weight, prompting him to Freak Out! and bang his head against the wall of his house until he passes out.
Lee's ending in 6. He plays golf, using exploding golf balls, aiming for Heihachi Kazuya and Jin strapped to rockets.
Heihachi and Kuma all share a similar ending in 6. Heicachi takes Jin and Kazuya into high orbit (Heihachi and Kazuya in Kuma's case), then throws them off of the shuttle. Only for this to bite him in the ass. Heihachi, Kazuya, and Jin (or Kuma, Heihachi, and Kazuya all wind up descending back to earth like shooting stars. As they blast off like Team Rocket in Pokémon, Ganryu is seen pining for Julia.
The text used in the Scenario Campaign in 6 has its moments. A few of them:
Using Kazuya against Xiaoyu:
XIAOYU: Father, please stop!
KAZUYA: Who is this insolent girl?
ALISA: Ling Xiaoyu. She appears to be a student here.
XIAOYU: If you don't stop quarrelling with Jin, I'll have to kill you so the two of us can elope.
KAZUYA: You're becoming annoying. Out of my sight.
Using Julia against Ganryu:
GANRYU: Ohhhh! My dearest Julia came to visit me? This is the happiest day of my life! Finally, I can give you this engagement ring that I've held onto for so long!
JULIA: Sorry to interrupt. Um, I can come back another time.
GANRYU: You're leaving? Wait! You no doubt refuse the ring because you recognize the poor state of my finances! Ohh, how modest! How refined! I should have expected nothing less of my dear Julia!
JULIA: What? I don't know what twisted fantasy world you live in, but—
GANRYU: Oh! Worry not, this ring is already paid for! Take it! I insist! You needn't refrain from showing me your true feelings any longer, my love! (Fight begins—Julia's showing her true feelings, all right...)
ALISA: My research finds that such tankers are not permitted in close proximity to piers.
ALISA: Are you missing a speech module? Is that it?
LILI: Welcome aboard my ship. Are you going to be my new toy?
LILI: Ooh, I wonder how you'll sing when I hurt you. I can't wait to find out!
ALISA: I'd like to hear his voice, too.
Then we have Asuka, declaring she will fry Jin's bottom if she ever gets her hands on him.
Asuka's ending. She is riding her bike at full speed, because she is almost late. Only to crash into Lili's limo, drooping her bento in the process. She angrily asks her why she did that for. Only for Lili to declare that, her first school day is ruined. Asuka predictably explodes and attacks her. Lili's driver wisely runs away.
Which transitions into Pandas' ending, where a late Xiaoyu is riding Panda at full speed to get to school on time, knocking Lili, Asuka and the limo aside. Lili and Asuka exchange a glance, and then chase down Xiaoyu.
Marshall's ending: He celebrates with his buddies Paul and Steve. He then, covers the pizza in laxative and while Paul and Steve are stuck dealing with the laxatives. Marshall runs off with prize money.
Paul's ending: He and Marshall drop each other simultaneously. Marshall kicks Paul in the face and gets a Groin Attack from Paul's extended fist.
Tekken Tag has a mode called Tekken Bowl, where a fighter and his\her partner go bowling. The game uses a power meter, and it's tricky to do but if you get it just over max your fighter will slide down the lane.
Also in Tekken Bowl, your character can aim right out of the lane then throw the ball, which results in hitting a spectator. Like the manual says in imitating the fighting moves, both of these moments results in the game helpfully pointing outDon't Try This at Home.
It's also an Easter Egg: one spectator in particular is Dr. Boskonovitch, who can even be KO'd!
Tekken Tag Tournament 2
Snoop Dogg, of all people, getting a cameo in Tag 2, in the form of a stage featuring him (the BGM being a special single he's written just for the game). The stage is a massive golden arena surrounded by lowriders rotating around it on giant mechanical arms, and Snoop himself on a throne surrounded by bitches. It is exactly as fantastically absurd as it sounds.
Made more funny with this in mind: Lars's moveset is mostly composed of Flash Steps and fast and hard-hitting moves, yet he can't eat anything for being too slow. He does manage to get the consolation prize of the konbu strip...for all of one second...
Topped off by the fact that it's Quadrilingual Dialogue, with everyone speaking in their native language: Wang speaks Mandarin, Jinpachi speaks Japanese, Dr. B speaks Russian, and Sebastian speaks French. The Fourth Wall never stood a chance.
And the whole gag is capped off when Ganryu and Baek Doo San walk in, seeing the other geezers babbling like little children over their future cyborg enhancements, causing Baek to Face Palm.
Both of Bob's endings are both this and CMOAsfor him. While walking down the street at night, he comes across a gang of mugglers harassing some kids. He promptly puts on a superhero costume and shows up before them. The muggers mock him by calling him a "traffic sign", and attack him, but Bob easily beats the shit out of them. Bob then hears a scream, and turns around to see a young woman about to fall to her death. With the help of the kids, Bob manages to save her in time, and the whole street cheers for him. Cue the next day, Bob takes a look in the newspapers headlines and sees a photo of him taking off his superhero costume with the caption "Traffic Sign Hero Revealed to be Tekken Champion !".
His Slim ending, has him finding a few muggers bullying an old man. He puts on the same suit which is naturally too big and his pants fall ruining his entrance. He gets called a Mexican wrestler and Sci-fi Santa. While wiping the floor with the thugs, he complains that he's weak and gets Mr. Clown by the old man. After rescuing a girl in the subway, she winds up with his mask much to his horror.
Roger Jr.'s ending is both this and Crosses the Line Twice for Roger Sr. Let's see, Roger Sr. tried to make amends with his wife again and found out that the family have been taking in his buddy back in 2, Alex. Roger Sr. has a Freak Out! and recalled his son's endings in 5 & 6 where he made his family mad and laments on how stupid he was... and before he could do anything else, the door opens and slams him flat to the wall when Roger Jr. and Alex go out to play. Roger Mama found the rose bouquet and the loving message from Roger Sr... but didn't know where he was because he's flattened to the wall.
The Fight Lab is filled with various hilarious dialogues between zany Violet and sane secretary, but the crowning moment goes to the ending where Combot DX trashes Heihachi, Kazuya and Jin alone, and Violet just ordered Combot DX to unleash its super move... but then Combot DX is headshotted by Devil Jin's laser. Violet laments that he didn't put a countermeasure against the Devil Gene, but then resorts to the way that fixes all three together: Detonate Combot DX. It's made even better by the fact that although Kazuya and Heihachi understandably go Oh Crap, Devil Jin has a much calmer expression, as if he's thinking "Oh boy, This Is Gonna Suck."
Brace yourselves : the Wii U version has Mario mushrooms and Nintendo costumes. It's as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds.
Related to Dragunov's ending: his and Alisa's unique win pose if using them as a team. Alisa jets over to Dragunov and tilts her head... causing it to fall off. Cue a rather startled and confused Dragunov.
Paul's ending. As Paul and the Law family are enjoying a guys' day out, Forest notices Kuma sleeping out in the wilderness. As Marshall tells his son it's not Kuma and it's just some grizzly bear, Forest is already found getting closer to said bear and tosses a rock at it. The bear is revealed to not be Kuma as the Law family and Paul run for their lives. Paul then stops in his tracks and decides to use his punch and sends the bear flying. It appears as though Paul has saved the day, until mother appears and the 3 are screaming in terror.
Mokujin's ending, where he gets invited to a tour of Namco's main offices upon winning the tournament. While there, he meets a female Mokujin, and then it goes into a montage of them doing cliched romantic things. As they bid farewell to each other, the female Mokujin notices the male one giving his affections towards some female visitors, which pisses her off and makes her uppercut the male Mokujin out of the building. Oh yes, and throughout the ending it just looks like the two Mokujins are photoshopped onto various pictures of the Namco headquarters.
Kuma's ending starts off with him making poses for a group of schoolgirls who are taking pictures of him, thinking he's a guy in a costume. After a moment, he sees Panda, and starts to look menacing in order to scare the schoolgirls away, then immediately afterwards rushed towards Panda. She uppercuts him hard, then walks away nonchalantly as Kuma crashes to the ground. The scene ends with a guy disguised as a panda asking Kuma if he's OK, and the latter attacking the poor guy.
Sebastian's ending. He drives a depressed Lili home from the tournament and turns the radio on in an attempt to lighten the mood. All the stations are talking about how Sebastian won the tournament (with the implication Lili lost to him) and he freaks out trying to find another station, then when that fails, trying to break the radio.
Lili's ending. With just a single word (and a LOT of money), she gets a group of mobstersnote that are actually people she hired who were about to start a gang war to dance the Can Can together.
Alisa's ending involves her and her friends at a photo booth, taking pictures of themselves. Unfortunately, some sensors in Alisa's body cause her to close her eyes as soon as the flash goes off. There is a way to fix it, but it involves removing Alisa's head from the rest of her body, which looks... a little creepy. However, Miharu finds a solution: draw Alisa's body on the booth's lens, and have Panda hold Alisa's head just above it, making it look like she still has her body. It looks pretty weird, but the girls like it anyway. The icing on the cake is Alisa's body waiting outside, creeping everybody out.
Heihachi's ending: after the effects of the youth serum wear off, Heihachi, now old again, grabs another flask and downs it to return to his prime again. Then, a female scientist hands him a test tube containing what can be assumed to be something to make him more powerful (It's never explained). Heihachi drinks it, and starts to transform: he gets bigger, grows claws, becomes more menacing... and turns into a bear. The scene ends with him freaking out on the poor young woman who gave him the tube.
All three times Lei shows up in the Tag 2 endings are hilarious: first in his own ending, having an impromptu fight with Marshall - showing off his bizarre moves at their finest and ending up with them knocking each other out. Second, when Hwoarang and Jin are racing on their motorbikes, Jin disappears out of sight with convenient timing... just as Lei pulls Hwoarang over for speeding. Lastly, arresting Ganryu for voyeurism whilst he spies on Julia in the shower.
For a Funny Background Event in the Odeum of Illusions stage, you can see a magician performing tricks on the theater's stage. If you look closely, you can occasionally see him losing control of his tricks and running around frantically, waving his wand around.
Prototype Jack's ending is a hilarious Call Back to his ending in 2. He is seen boarding, piloting and launching a huge replica of himself (basically a Robot Me of a robot), only to see one of the construction P. Jacks waving at him. He mistakes it as a good-by wave and gives a thumbs-up, but the P. Jack is actually warning him that a screw is missing. Then boom goes the giant P. Jack, as three screws fall to the ground, like his ending in 2.