- The Joker's eulogy to Batman. As Harley Quinn says, Mr. J. knows how to put The "Fun" in "Funeral"! In fact, Harley playing Amazing Freaking Grace on the kazoo had to be done in one take because everyone was laughing too hard afterwards to do it again - you can hear the voice actress about to fall apart laughing through the whole song. Bonus points for the Kick Me sign the Joker put in the casket along with the cape and cowl. And the perfect capper:
Joker: ... Well, that was fun! Who's for Chinese?
- Alfred trying to fly the Batwing in "The Forgotten"
: This must be the place! Bring us down! Computer
: Negative. Alfred
: But Master Bruce is down here! We have to land! Computer
: Impossible. Area too confined. Alfred
: Land, you bucket of bolts! Computer
: Your funeral. Alfred
: Oh dear! Ahhhhh! Get us down! Computer
: Caution. Rocks. (Batwing lands in a quarry) Computer
: Watch your step. Alfred
: (jumbled) I claim this land... for Spain
- Bruce going full Deadpan Snarker in "Perchance to Dream".
- The Joker, when Batman uses a garbage compactor to crush a robot clown into a cube: "You killed Captain Clown! YOU KILLED CAPTAIN CLOWN!!!" Said completely straight and in earnest.
- Points for Mark Hamill being able to pull that off without laughing halfway through the line.
- From a later point in the same episode: "You're going to melt just like a grilled cheese sandwich!"
- Also this dialogue:
Joker: We wouldn't want our little caged rodent to suffocate, so we'll just punch some air holes! (Joker punctures the trash can with a dagger while Batman is trapped inside, trying to avoid the blade)
- And after he's had Captain Clown throw the trash can into the ocean.
Oh dear, it seems our air holes are water holes too! Water
- Also from that episode - after the climactic fight, Joker is hanging by his shoe over an incinerator and shouts "Batman, you wouldn't let me fry, would you?" Batman takes a moment to think it over with a goofy grin on his face. The Joker shouts "BATMAN!" and seems clearly shocked and offended. It's hilarious.
- Yet another gem from that episode involves the Joker looking through the periscope of the submarine he's piloting. He slowly turns it around until he's eye to eye with Batman, who's standing on the roof of the sub. Batman then punches the periscope, and the resulting vibrations hit the Joker right in the face.
- A little funnier than that, actually: he turns a good 45 degrees past a clearly-visible Batman, then does a glorious Double Take back just in time to get hit.
- Nothing quite compares to how The Joker escapes at the beginning of "Christmas With The Joker." Escaping from Arkham Asylum? Fairly standard. Doing so on a rocket shaped like a Christmas tree? Inspired. Doing so while singing "Jingle Bells, Batman Smells", and actually escaping on the line "And the Joker got away"? Gut-bustingly hilarious.
- "Laughing all the WHEEEEEEEE!"
- This little exchange between Joker and Two-Face. As one poster put it: "What does 2008's "The Dark Knight" have in common with scene? The Joker burns Two-Face."
- The episode "Almost Got 'Im" has to be one of the funniest episodes in the series. Just the witty banter between the villains is enough to leave you in stitches. But, the funniest bit would have to be when Harley Quinn starts reading from the phonebook in a hilariously deadpan tone.
- And her reaction when Batman casually thwarts her attempt to set up a Sadistic Choice (while a dramatic music sting punctuates him reaching over to the lever that does so):
Harley: Heh, heh...Good call. Help!
- Harley taunting Catwoman before Batman showed up.
- There's also Croc's brilliant Death Trap plan, told in an attempt to upscale Poison Ivy and Two-Face's elaborate attempts.
There I was, holed up in this quarry, when Batman came nosin' around. He was getting closer, closer
... Poison Ivy:
And? Killer Croc: I threw a rock at him!
] Poison Ivy:
] So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny? Killer Croc:
...It was a big
- This YouTube comment sums it up best:
- Bonus points that Killer Croc was actually Batman in disguise.
- And it got even better during "The Trial", because the real Killer Croc's suggestion to dispose of Batman was simply "Hit him with a rock!"
- In "Sideshow", Croc indeed throws a rock at Batman. Croc misses him anyway due to being all drugged up by the tranq dart he received when escaping.
- And what happened to the giant penny Two-Face tried to kill Batman with?
Two-Face: They actually let him keep it!
- From the same episode:
Two-Face: Poison Ivy...
Poison Ivy: It's been a long time, Harvey. You're still looking halfway decent.
Two-Face: Half of me wants to strangle you.
Poison Ivy: (flirtatiously) And what does the other half want?
Two-Face: To hit you with a truck!
Poison Ivy: (to the others) We used to date.
Joker/Penguin: (understanding) Ahhhh.
- At one point, the villains start speculating on Batman's origin. When Croc starts to speak, Joker groans, "Not the robot theory again..."
- They also speculate that Batman's cowl might be hiding some horrible disfigurement, with Joker saying that he concealed portion of his face might be "gross and disgusting"... followed up with "Uh, no offense, Harv."
- Joker tells Two-Face, "Gee, that's too bad, Harv, but I guess you'll always come in...second!"
- And sneaks a peek at his cards in the process.
- And then we had Poison Ivy poking fun at The Penguin's Large Ham tendencies (Watch!).
Ivy: Aviary of what?
Joker: Eesh, Pengers! How corny can you get?
- Poison Ivy's entrance, which involves her yanking Killer Croc's chair out from under him and knocking him senseless is hilarious on a second watch when you realize she just did that to Batman.
- "Beware The Creeper!", notably because of his ransacking of an upscale clothing boutique looking for a new superhero outfit, a scene which gave us the character Thriftie, the clerk with the green sweater, green headband, and biting stone-faced stoicism. Never once in the entire scene does she even raise an eyebrow at Creeper's actions; instead she answers each one with a snarky comment that's snarkier than the last.
Creeper: I'd better slow down here, try to figure out logically what's going on. (thinks; we hear noises of something breaking) Whoa, that hurts!
- "Say That We're Sweethearts Again" is the best angsty love song ever. Which is very creepy, considering it was an actual song from a movie made in 1944.
- "Harlequinade": Batman and Harley team up.
Harley: Did you see the way I handled those creeps? Pow! Bam! Batgirl, eat your heart out!
Robin: What was she before she went bonkers?
Batman: A clinical psychiatrist.
- During the episode while sneaking in Harley follows after him whispering "Sneak, sneak, sneak!" only for Batman to whip around and glare at her and she instantly shuts up.
- "Harley's Holiday": The Scarecrow is getting hauled back to Arkham by Batman and Robin. Watch!
Scarecrow: I am the master of fear! The lord of despair! Cower before me and witness terror!
Harley Quinn: Hi, Professor Crane!
Scarecrow: (rather sweetly) Good evening, child. (back to ranting) Worship me, you fools! Worship me! Scream hosannas of anguish to Scarecrow, the all-terrible God of Fear!
- And immediately afterward, Robin points a thumb at him as he's dragged down the hall, and nonchalantly remarks, "I think he's getting better!"
- It's especially funny because it shows that Batsy's insane rogues actually have a semblance of a normal (to them) society within Arkham. In Jokers Wild, they fight over what TV channel to watch like a dysfunctional family.
- Same ep, right after snapping in a clothing store over a misunderstanding regarding a dress.
Watch it buster, I'm armed
! (smacks Bruce Wayne with mannequin arm)
- The crowner — in a whole episode of Crowned — has to be when Harley and Veronica are almost out of Gotham — and the "kidnap" victim Veronica has made her peace with Harley. Harley says that "for the first time today, things are finally looking up". At which point, the car is almost blown to bits by a cannon shell. Dazed, Harley sees Veronica's father, an army general, whipping a tank like the old cavalry man he is and bearing down on them.
Harley: Daddy? Oyyyyy... (She rapidly turns the car back towards Gotham.)
Veronica: What are you doing? That's my father!
- Not only is the exchange funny, but also the fact that Veronica's father's solution to his daughter getting "kidnapped" is blowing up the car she is in with a tank.
- There's also the scene where Harley (walking her pet hyenas) meets up with Bruce Wayne in the store she's shopping in.
- Things don't go much better when Veronica interrupts them.
: Hey, remember me?! The big charity bash a few years back? The one that Joker robbed? I was the clown-girl holding the gun on you! (Veronica responds with Stunned Silence
) Oh, don't worry, I'm over the "crime" thing, see? (Harley proudly shows her
Certificate of Sanity to Veronica as the latter walks away with Bruce in tow
) I'm rehabilitated and ready to live my life right! Veronica
: How nice for you... goodbye! Harley
: Gee, you make one little mistake and they never let you forget
- The face Bruce makes when he's dragged away by Veronica, clearly showing he'd rather spend time with the ex-clown girl who tried to kill him numerous times.
- The ending where Harley kisses Batman, who is too stunned to react twice, is just hilarious - especially with Poison Ivy and Robin standing in the sidelines, sharing a look that pretty clearly says: "What the...?" Doubly funny if you take the classic Ho Yay and the newer Les Yay into account.
Harley: (Walking past a bemused Ivy) Ahhhh, what're you lookin' at?
- How about the Joker's answering machine message? It's either hilarious or creepy, depending on where he got the recording. As follows:
: " *Evil Laugh
* Boy, did YOU get a wrong number! Leave your message at the sound of the shriek."
Male Voice: "No... please... don't! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHG!"
- In "Trial": Harley going nuclear on the Joker.
Janet: Sad, isn't it? Harleen Quinzel used to be a doctor here at Arkham, until the Joker twisted her mind.
Harley: Ha! You're just jealous 'cause you don't have a fella who's as loving and loyal as my Puddin' is to me!
Janet: Uh-huh. And I suppose it's that same loyalty I saw the last time you escaped, and "Puddin'" here...
(Joker frantically waves his hands trying to signal Janet to shut up)
Janet: ...finked on you in hopes of getting time off.
Harley: Is that...true, Puddin'?
Harley: (lunges, grabs Joker by the collar and shakes him) YOU LOUSY, SCUM-SUCKING CREEP!
Harley: Welcome to the club.
- The Joker's entrance into the courtroom:
Scarface: And now, all greet the most benevolent, most fair Judge Joker!
Joker: (Slams the gavel down) GUILTY!!!
- After Janet has provoked a rant from the Mad Hatter:
Oh! [Turns to Joker.]
I'd like that last statement stricken from the record
, please. Joker:
Record? Is someone supposed to be writing this down?
- This exchange.
Janet: So it's the Batman's fault you turned to crime?
Poison Ivy: He should have let me bump off Harvey Dent! We'd all have been better off! Wouldn't we, Harv?
Two-Face: Why you lousy...(slipping into angrished grumbling while flipping his coin)
- In "Holiday Knights", Harvey Bullock is posing as a Mall Santa. This is funny enough in and of itself, but here's a conversation between him and a little girl who comes up:
Girl: My name's Mary MacSweeney. Can you bring my Daddy home for Christmas?
Bullock: Gee, kid, I dunno. Where is he?
Girl: (cheerfully) In prison.
Bullock: You mean your dad is 'Mad-Dog' Mac-...I mean, Mike MacSweeney?
Bullock: (To Montoya) Poor kid! I sent her old man up the river three months ago! (To Mary) Uh, listen, kid, it's like this. I, uh... ah... I'd like to help you out, but... er, uh, what I mean is... (gives up) Sometimes even Santa can't make every wish come true. (reaches into pocket and pulls out a handful of bills) Here kid, buy yourself something nice."
Girl: Thank you, Santa! (hugs) Can I buy my Daddy something, too?
Bullock: As long as it ain't a hacksaw, why not?
- It's also kind of a Heartwarming Moment.
- Later in that segment, Clayface shows up. Batgirl knocks him into the ice-skating pond outside, which he breaks through. There is a Santa on the chain of lights above the rink. Bullock and Montoya try to shoot Clayface.
Batgirl: Don't waste your ammo on him! Shoot the Santa!
(Montoya and Bullock look at each other)
Bullock: You wouldn't.
Montoya: Not you, dope! That Santa!
- This little scene:
Obnoxious kid: You're not Santy Claus!
Bullock (dressed as Santa): Sure I am! Wanna see my gun?
- The scene makes it clear than not only had she been waiting to do that but she's as bored with the stakeout as he is.
- The first 10 minutes in their entirety, where Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy kidnap Bruce Wayne and force him to take them on a shopping spree. Such as Harley's "Gimme some sugar, baby!", and this bit:
Bruce falls down elevator shaft
Harley: Ohmigod omigod omigod!! (small voice) We...we killed him. (normally) Oh well.
Ivy: We were going to do it anyway.
Harley: We got his credit cards; what's to worry?
- "Look! PIANOS!!!"-Harley
- During the shopping montage, they cut to Bruce signing various checks and receipts, with a look on his face that says he's gonna murder those two as soon as he can get back into a cowl.
- Another Harley moment from same episode, she kept BEGGING Ivy to get them a Christmas tree, to which Ivy said no, saying that the tradition of Christmas trees is Genocide to the Pines! When they kidnap Bruce and make him pay for their shopping spree, the first thing Harley notices is a Christmas tree:
Ivy: (grabs Harley by her jester hat, and drags her off screen) NO!!
- And when a Christmas tree falls on them and traps them:
Ivy: Here's your stupid tree. You happy?
Harley: [Ornament falls on her head] ...Yeah...
- Joker's reaction when his New Years scheme concludes with a bell being dropped right onto him. Even Batman flinches.
- Joker's line, "Don't try this at home, kids!" as he ropes a passing truck with to escape Arkham in "Jokers Wild"
- Although it was only an experiment, someone from 4chan's /co/ board adding more Batman Glare into the intro.
- The top rated comment:
Keep in mind he didn't actually take down the thieves himself, he actually shot a batarang out of his eyes to knock the guns out of their hands and then glared at them so hard he shot ANOTHER Batman out of his eyes to beat down the crooks for him.
I dare you to prove me wrong, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
- In Batman: Mystery of the Batwoman, Batman breaks into a suspect's apartment and is going through her wardrobe when her bodyguard walks in on him. (It should be mentioned that this is a bodyguard who's still got a black eye from the last time he met Batman.) They stare at each other for five mute seconds, then the bodyguard calmly closes the door and walks away. The bodyguard's partner asks if something's wrong and the bodyguard equally calmly says "Nope."
- One classic bit that was completely unexpected takes place in "See No Evil". While Bruce is at a jewelry store, the villain of the day enters the men's room to change into his invisibility suit and locks the door when a poor guard needed to use the restroom. When he tries again later, Bruce is in there getting changed into the Batman costume. This time, the guard waits in front of the door, to which Batman slams it open and just smacks the poor guy against the wall.
Hobo: I didn't know he could fly too.
(the other hobo shrugs)
- Not to mention when he follows the invisible perp outside and starts yelling for the man in question, the construction worker looked around in clear confusion while eating his sandwich, clearly not knowing what's going on
- The Clock King scores one in "Time Out of Joint". After activating his device that causes time around him to slow down, he decides to take the elevator to the top of a building... only to realize how pointless this is and takes the stairs instead.
- And in "The Clock King" before he became the title character, he takes Hill's advice and takes some time to himself. So he goes to the park and just sits there, unsure of what to do now that he actually has some spare time. It's funny and almost adorkable in a weird way.
- Girl's Night Out
Livewire: Are you out of your mind?
Harley Quinn: (with a grin after thinking for a second) Yeah!
Gambol: You think you can steal from us and just walk away?
- Harley insists on using a giant mallet for a robbery. Poison Ivy uses her trademark vines to bust an ATM, while at another, Livewire uses her powers to demonstrate a much simpler process. Harley is at another ATM..... hopelessly pounding away with a giant mallet.
Ivy: ...at least she's consistent.
- In "Chemistry" when Bruce is talking about Susan:
Bruce: It's a lightness. A sense that things will work out for the best.
Tim: It's called happiness.
- "Animal Act"
- Nightwing landing on a roof before this little gem shows up.
Robin: Nightwing! What are you doing here?
Nightwing: Oh, just following an obsessive behavior instilled in me at an early age.
- Another one, when Batman and Nightwing are fighting the bears.
Nightwing: You take the brown one, I'll take...the other brown one.
- This video, especially because this is exactly the kind of the bizarre things you'd come up with after a whole morning of cartoons.
- "Old Wounds"— Bruce has just revealed the Batcave to Barbara Gordon. Then this happens:
: Master Bruce, I... (sees Barbara)
...you've discovered our little secret. Yes. I admit it. I am Batman
Bruce: It's alright, Alfred.
Alfred: Very good, sir. (walks away)
- In "Riddler's Reform," Riddler's poleaxed reaction (with a mental "twang!") to the approach of a beautiful woman at a party.
Woman: Where did you find him, CB? He's so adorable.
Riddler: Who? (glances around) ...Me?
- Then later, he beams at his reflection in a mirror and agrees:
- Made even funnier a second later when Batman reveals he's in the room with him (Edward was supposedly alone to take a phone call).
Batman: "Adorable", huh?
- From the same episode, another woman asks, "Mr. Riddler, can you show me what these do?" while holding up two walkie talkie toys shaped like balls.
- This exchange:
Robin: (Regarding the puzzle box the Riddler is sitting on) The last time you delivered one of these, it almost killed Commissioner Gordon.
Riddler: What's your point?
- After Riddler's recapture in the episode, we cut to Arkham where he's ranting loudly about how "I HAVE TO KNOW" how Batman escaped his last deathtrap. In an adjacent cell, the Joker is just holding his ears, a highly annoyed look on his face.
- A moment in "Never Fear": A Batman with his fear of killing chemically removed strangles Scarecrow unconscious before Robin manages to hit him with the antidote. They're all on a runaway train—
Batman: You're going to have to jump!
Robin: What about Scarecrow?
Batman: I'll take care of him!
Robin: (wordless appalled look)
- In that same episode when Bruce saw Tim playing around in his office.
Bruce: Playing hooky again?
Tim: It's summer vacation. How could you forget?
Bruce: (stern expression on his face)
Tim: Right, I forgot who I was talking to.
- "Legends of the Dark Knight." Silver Age Joker goes through the effort to take the guard's keys, makes a joke that he has the keys, looks at them to choose a key, almost puts the key into the lock, and then proceeds to smash the display case instead of actually using the key.
- In "Fear of Victory":
- "Mad as a Hatter": Alice Pleasance's fiancé has broken it off less than twenty-four hours after he proposed. She comes home to a house full of flowers and her previously "sweet, funny" boss being a little too excited about the prospect of catching her on the rebound (plus he inexplicably knows about the breakup). Then, as she backs away from him, she bumps into Batman.
Alice: Oh, this is getting too weird.
- This bit...
Tim: I know [the American justice system] is bogus.
Bruce: And how did you come to that well-thought-out conclusion?
Tim: (smug face) Watching you.
- The best part was Bruce's dumbfounded expression and had no other way to counter it other than to change the subject. Yes, young Tim Drake just stumped the Batman...awesome AND hilarious!
- After Batman's umpteenth Stealth Hi/Bye on Gordon: "One of these days I'm going to nail his feet to the ground!"
- The Funny Background Event during the opening news report in "Heart of Ice," where a cop tries to chase some kids away from a crime scene, only to get pelted by snowballs once he turns away.
- In "The Laughing Fish," Harley repeatedly expresses her disgust of fish, until the Joker says he'll make it up to her by letting her be his mermaid... and slips a fish head costume over her. Harley gives a Death Glare and says "You're really sick, you know that, boss?" It's also possibly a reference to Red Dwarf.
- From the same episode, when Batman brings in a Joker fish to be analyzed:
Alfred: This could cause a stampede to pork.
Joker: "Colonel What's-his-name has chickens, and they don't even have mustaches!"
Joker: "You're right, Harley. Fish are disgusting. I think I'll start using my toxin on cattle. Joker Burgers! Talk about a happy meal!"
Alfred: "Dining in tonight, sir?"
Batman: (through gritted teeth, annoyed) "The dissection tray please, Alfred."
- After dealing a vicious fate to a robot duplicate of Bullock, Batman is faced with Barbara demanding he let her help him. His response: "Please let go of my cape."
- If we count the Kids' WB! promos featuring the characters, there's the spot for Pokémon in which Robin makes Batman sing the Jigglypuff song.
- "Harley and Ivy": After Poison Ivy pulls a Groin Attack on the Joker, he lets out a rather high-pitched "Get 'em!" to his men. Mark Hamill had to have fun recording that one.
- Harley's response to the two obnoxious frat-boys:
Frat-Boy: What are you gonna do, spank us?
Harley: That's right, pigs, and here's the paddle! (pulls out bazooka)
- In "Baby Doll", Robin has to watch the entire run of a crappy sitcom for clues.
Robin: Remember when Poison Ivy almost smothered us with those vines, with the really sharp thorns?
Robin: This is worse.
- Despite calling Baby Doll's show terrible, it's obvious that Robin also finds it to be a Guilty Pleasure.
- Nearly the entire episode of "Make 'Em Laugh." It's almost a shame we couldn't have seen more of the Condiment King, the Pack Rat, and Mighty Mom.
Police Dispatcher: ...who appears to be brandishing a ketchup gun...
- The entire episode is full of laughs, but Batman's encounter with the Condiment King and Robin's with Mighty Mom are particularly funny.
Ah, the big bad Bat-guy. I knew you'd "ketchup"
to me sooner or later! How I've relished
this meeting! You, the dynamic Dark Knight, versus me, the conceptual Condiment King! Come, Batman, let's see if you can cut the mustard
Condiment King : (shocked) You hit me.
- "Hot sauce!"
- There was also Robin's indignant fight with "Mighty Mom", where he literally gets spanked by her. He manages to remove the control chip from her, reverting her back to Lisa Lorraine, but she heavily slaps him afterwards because him yanking off the chip hurt.
Lisa: "Relax, I'm back to normal!"
Robin: "Who could tell!?"
- Barbara's reference to Pinky and the Brain in "Torch Song," which Bruce doesn't get.
- Mooks firing tommyguns at a pursuing Batmobile, which isn't damaged.
Robin: Are they kidding?
Batman: Perhaps they're new in town.
- It gets a callback in Superman: The Animated Series with the even more pathetic sight of a thug going at Supes with a wooden club. "You're kidding, right?"
- In "Mean Seasons," an overweight, middle-aged woman tells her husband she'd like to buy some of the dresses at a fashion show. He obliviously replies "For who?", earning him a purse to the head.
- Later, when Bruce comments that Page Monroe is a "pretty girl," Barbara points out that she's close to his own age—"Batboy."
- For fans of Atop the Fourth Wall, Alfred's "Are we developing an interest in rock and roll, sir?" from On Leather Wings becomes Hilarious in Hindsight.
- In "Sins of the Father", the moment where Two-Face asks Tim where his father is.
Two-Face: Now, talk. Where is he?
Tim: How 'bout I go check his calendar?
Two-Face: (slaps Tim with his glove) He stole something from me.
Tim: Your charming good looks?
- After Tim's first run as Robin, he starts cheering about how awesome that was. The look on Batman's face just screams, "Oh, great. I gotta deal with this now."
- "Joker's Millions" has Batgirl commenting that with Joker being rich, maybe he'll give up crime. This is made hilarious when Batman snaps the object he's working on upon hearing that statement; the look on Batgirl's face is really priceless. She then comments of going with Dick to the Iceberg Lounge...
- In the beginning, there's something hilarious the way Joker screams out, "Ow! MY EYE! Sucker!"
- Not to mention right before that when he tries to spray Batman with his acid-squirter flower only to discover that acid was one of the things he cant afford at the moment.
- Later on, she makes a comment about how the Penguin (currently in his regular disguise) wouldn't stop Gordon's daughter from entering his lounge... His reaction sells the moment.
- When Ernie, Joker's lawyer, suggested of going back to crime.
Ernie: Maybe you can pull on of those classic routines like that laughing fish.
Joker: Good idea, Ernie. Just let Batman know I did it SO HE CAN KICK MY KEISTER RIGHT BACK INTO ARKHAM! (pushes Ernie) Dope.
- Also, Batman interrogates Ernie later on by giving him a swirly. At first, the Penguin plans on stopping him from mistreating a guest, but backed away from the bathroom door once he heard it happening.
- The Joker is crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS ...
- And after that, they find out that only $10 million of King Barlow's "fortune" is real (i.e. the $10 million Joker already spent), and that all the rest of the money, gold and jewels are forgeries. Then one of Joker's Mooks finds a tape left behind by Barlow, where he smugly explains all of this to Joker, and that, thanks to this little ploy, the Joker will be broke, hounded by the IRS, and find it impossible admit he was fooled, lest he'd become the laughingstock of the underworld. This sends Joker into a Tranquil Fury unheard of for most of the series, and for good reason: King Barlow made sure that he would get the last laugh!
- When Joker gets his money, he doesn't want to go through all the trouble of getting Harley out jail, so he prefers to hire a replacement girl, for which he gets a bunch of applicants. He goes through most of them unimpressed, until he gets to a fat little man in a Harley costume. He then proceeds to look at him up and down while showing serious consideration, all the while the man gets increasingly happy at his chances. At the end, though, Joker says "No" and moves on to the next applicant, which makes the man yell "Darn" in frustration. It's even more hilarious once you realize that the guy was modeled after Paul Dini, Harley Quinn's creator, series producer, and the episode's writer.
- And after the Joker's Harley-replacement proves to be utterly annoying and incompetent: "Maybe I should have hired the fat guy..."
- The scenes showing the Joker having the time of his life spending money all over Gotham, which keeps getting in the way of Bruce Wayne. The best scene is probably when the Joker is tearing around on a golf course in a golf cart and interrupts one of Bruce's dates.
- "Drown the kids and shoot the neighbors, we have a winner!"
- During Ra's al-Ghul's aerial zeppelin assault in "Showdown", one of the artillery shells randomly destroys a nearby outhouse.
- In the episode Bane, Batman finds the Batmobile smashed by the episode's namesake:
Batman: He trashed my car, Alfred. Between a couple of guys, that's real personal.
- Later in the same episode, Batman is analyzing a piece of material and talking with Alfred.
Batman: So the question is, who wants to eliminate me?
- In Feat Of Clay Part 2, Roland Daggett's germophobic henchman, appropriately called "Germs", shows concern about infiltrating a hospital ("all those sick people...") but does it, with some fear. Batman chases after him, eventually cornering him in the room where they keep disease samples. Germs presses himself to the far wall, frantically looking around at the samples. Batman picks one up at random — "Crimson Fever. Lousy way to go. No cure, you know." — then places it on a shelf over Germs's head and starts asking questions. For every lie, he bangs the wall, and the jar comes one step closer to falling. Just before he's got his information, a security guard interrupts, saying that he'll take it from here. Batman slams the wall one final time, and Germs yelps and cowers as the jar tumbles...but Batman catches it before it hits him. The scene lingers on that shot for a little bit longer — enough for the viewer to see that the label reads "Seawater For Analysis". Subtle, but hilarious.
- In Joker's Favor, Charlie Collins, the man the Joker forced into helping his plot, threatens him with one of his bombs. After being unable to convince him to stop, he starts calling Batman for help. Then it turns out that not only was Batman watching the whole time, but the bomb was fake. Batman laughs at it! Doubles as a Moment of Awesome, as Batman then tells "Mr. Collins" to go home with the same respectful tone he generally reserves for Gordon.
- The Joker's 'subtle' way of calling for help:
Joker: [Nervously] Look Charlie, you had a busy day. All this fooling around, all this excitement with BATMAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
- A hilarious moment during the Joker calling Charlie in for his favor: the piece of paper he found Charlie's new phone number and address at reads, among the knowledge that he changed his name: "HE OWES ME A FAVOR!"
- Charlie cussing out the guy who cut him off without a turn signal. ...Only to find it's the Joker. Charlie looks at the fist he's waving at the Clown Prince, slowly opens it and tries to fake it as a hand wave before driving the heck out of there. All the while his very own theme song plays, as though telling him "Whoops, you really blew it there!"
- A background gag in "Beware the Gray Ghost" when Alfred and Bruce go to a video dealer. Alfred notices the dust on the counter and instinctively starts dusting the counter with a handkerchief.
- The first part of "The Demon's Quest" features Ra's al Ghul and his Giant Mook Ubu, who's so loyal and devoted to his master that he keeps pushing Batman around for daring to walk ahead of Ra's. Batman spends the episode slowly counting the pushes he gets from Ubu, until he's finally had enough.
Batman: If you only knew how sick I am of you calling me that!
- In "Mad Love", Batman at one point deliberately pisses the Joker off by calling him "Pud'n" while smirking.
- In "Christmas With the Joker", Batman says that he has never seen It's a Wonderful Life because "I could never get past the title".
- A bit of a meta one for that episode. It's the second one of the series, and they're trying to make an effort to make Batman darker and more serious. One has to wonder what was going on through the heads of the production team when the script basically goes, taking what was just said in mind, "The episode begins with the Joker singing "Jingle Bells, Batman Smells," and then escapes Arkham Asylum on a rocket-propelled Christmas Tree."
- "Critters". There are some creepy parts here and there, but most of the episode is really funny for the sheer ridiculousness of the situation. One of the highlights is farmer Brown having a pitchfork gun!
- In "Vendetta", Bruce goes to a zoo to learn about the natural habitat of the crocodile. Sorry, let me re-state that. The billionaire genius with a supercomputer in his basement had to go to a zoo to learn something as trivial as the habitat of a crocodile. What, he never invested in an encyclopedia?
- In fairness to him, if you want to learn about crocodiles by observing them in action rather than just reading about them, a zoo's not exactly the worst place to start.
- This exchange from "Robin's Reckoning, Part 1".
Robin: If I knew it was going to take this long, I would have brought my homework. You sure about this extortion ring?
Robin: It's been four hours!
Robin: Still think they'll show?
Robin: (sighs) Lucky for me, you're such a good conversationalist.
- The Penguin's little fit after being caught under a chandelier in "Birds of a Feather"
- In "Cat and Claw Part I", Catwoman's first encounter with Batman involves her trying to escape him. She swings across to another roof. Of course, this is Batman we're talking about here, so when she thinks she's lost him:
Catwoman: So long, Dark Knight.
Batman: Drop in anytime.
Isis freaks out upon seeing Batman.
- In "The Joker's Wild", Bruce Wayne manages to get one over on the Joker. Not Batman, mind you. Bruce Wayne.
[At the blackjack table being staffed by the Joker] The Joker:
Bruce Wayne? So this is how your family made its billions. Bruce Wayne:
The secret's out. And you are? The Joker:
Oh, just a nameless clown shuffling my life away. Bruce Wayne: [Blandly]
Too bad it has to be in such gruesome surroundings. [The Joker spills the cards he's shuffling, shocked] The Joker: [Coldly]
Don't care for the decor? Bruce Wayne:
Not hardly. All those horrible faces, grinning at me. That would do things to my mind
, after a while. The Joker: [Muttering to himself]
Who says you have one... [The Joker deals Bruce a three and a nine.] Bruce Wayne:
Yeah, I'd be ready for the laughing academy if I had to stare at that ugly clown all day. The Joker: [Seething]
Why I oughta— Bruce Wayne:
Hit me. [The Joker deals Bruce a king and himself a queen and a ten] The Joker:
Twenty! [Bruce shows his cards; the nine has somehow become an eight, leaving him with...] Bruce Wayne:
Oh, lucky me! Twenty-one. How nice. A little something for the Wayne charity fund. [Giving the Joker a single chip from the massive pile he's just swiped from Joker]
- In "Birds of a Feather", Penguin is having dinner with Veronica Vreeland at a fancy restaurant. The other guests start leaving since the last time Penguin stopped by, he robbed the place and all the diners. This leads to the head waiter telling him that the management has decided to comp the pairs meal if they would just please leave. This impresses Veronica because it's common for upscale restaurants to comp the meals of their more distinguished guests.
Veronica: I didn't know you had eaten here before!
Penguin: I've been known to stop by for a quick carry-out.
- In "The Strange Secret of Bruce Wayne", we have the bidding war among Penguin, Joker and Two-Face; the highlight of which being the second-worst burn Harvey Dent every received:
Two-Face: Get out of my face, clown!
Joker: (grinning) Which one?
- From "The Ultimate Thrill", after Batman makes an emergency landing with the Batwing and accidentally causes some damage.
Alfred: This is coming out of your allowance, Master Bruce.
- From "Love Is a Croc":