The cast of The Subspace Emissary's Worlds Conquest. Have a seat. It will take a while.
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The Group As A Whole
Chris Gutierrez SotoA teenager who got used to live a somewhat normal life until one day destiny let an abnormally tall and powerful Lucario drop into the real world. Ever since then, his life has been changed drastically, for better or for worse. After spending over half a year bonding with the serious Pokémon, he ended up joining the elite of Smashers reluctantly. He's got a good and compassionate heart, but the insanity he goes through every day terrifies him in various degrees. The one most likely to faint during "Oh Crap" moments. His birthday is September 30th.
(Chris's) LucarioA very unusual Lucario that stands out among all other Lucario due to the fact he's over six feet tall and possesses Herculean strength. Despite this, he is serious in nature, though he yearns for battle whenever the chance appears. His dutiful trainer is Chris himself, and Lucario is the only one who can protect him from the dangers of their otherworldly adventures. He will listen and respect his trainer's wishes, having learned so many every-day teachings from him. Unfortunately, he is very protective of his trainer to a fault. The biggest overachiever of the team. His birthday is September 28th.
PichuAn energetic Electric type, Pichu has a very childish mind. He is the youngest of the whole cast and thus he might be the less-action-y character of the story. Pichu is often see hanging out with his spiritual brother Pikachu and the young Smashers the most. Like any other little kind, Pichu braces himself to become a force to be reckoned with in battles, no matter if he lives or DIES in the process. He is part of "The Young Smashers" as an active member. Has a big stash of candy hidden in his room. His birthday is November 21th.
RoyRoy is one of the many swordsmen of the cast. In contrast to Marth's calm and careful behavior, Roy tends to be a little more upbeat and less insecure of his actions. That doesn't stop him from being a good general although he's not one for the rest of the Smashers. He likes hanging out with Marth, Ike, and Link the most. The youngest king you'll ever meet. His birthday is March 29th.
MewtwoProbably the most serious of the Smashers, Mewtwo always means Serious Business when it comes down to matters at hand. Although he's extremely quiet during peaceful times, he becomes a nightmare during a battle. Being a pursuer of knowledge, Mewtwo likes to spend his time learning about the workings of the world, though he shuns most people away from him. As a side note, Mewtwo abhors talking about his past life and feeling like a guinea pig for humans, also detesting Pokémon Trainers in general. The one most likely to blow people's heads off out of irritation. His birthday is February 27th.
PikachuThis is not a random Pikachu but the very same Ash's Pikachu when he is away from him to participate in the tourneys. Pikachu acts like some sort of cool-Pokémon, but this is just the way he is to act with a mature mind so that nobody looks down on him. And he does it well. Pikachu likes to spend the time with other fellow Pokémon and the young Smashers, though he also likes other people that don't bother him a lot. Often argues with Ness for the leadership of "The Young Smashers" but forgets about it shortly. The most Genre Savvy of the team. His birthday is April 1st.
JigglypuffJigglypuff considers herself to be some sort of singing diva, wishing that people don't fall asleep during her singing sessions (we are aware about why). She isn't necessarily the annoying type at all. She is a very good friend to have around though she gets easily distracted if she finds Pokémon that are attractive to her (ex. Lucario). She is part of "The Young Smashers" as a member. Cannot comprehend (or bother to know) why people fall asleep for the life of her. Her birthday is May 21st.
Ice Climbers (Popo & Nana)The twins aren't necessarily just a male and female version of each other. Rather, Popo tends to act little to a lot goofy at times while Nana is the most reserved and careful of the pair. Comically, their personalities might clash with each other with Nana trying to set Popo straight. Through hard times, they support each other a lot to keep walking forward together. They're one of the pairs of Smashers that have the strongest of bonds. Since they're both young, they're active members of "The Young Smashers". Often mistaken to be a very young couple. Their birthday is (assumedly) January 30th.
PitPit is the courageous general of Palutena, but he only acts brave in his world. When dealt with other circumstances, Pit is easily taken off-guard to comprehend what he's dealing with (mainly because most of the events don't have to deal with courage but dignity and some wisdom within every-day life). His insecurities are easily solved once he fights bravely, though. The one who considers darkness is evil and gross. His birthday is December 19th.
FoxThe leader of Star Fox is a mature person of his age while still giving off that rebellious yet cool personality a teenager shows. Fox was always surrounded by events full of action in space until he stepped down the Arwing and started walking around on earth. His badassery is fully exposed unless he's outwitted, though he never backs down from imminent danger. The biggest hobo-with-a-job of his universe. His birthday is February 21th.
FalcoThe most experienced Arwing pilot is the most laid-back member of the crazy jamboree we call Smashers. Falco always prefers to step back and let the others do the fighting though he arguably packs more of a punch than Fox does. He likes to relax most of the time but he never misses the chance to do something interesting with others to have some fun. The biggest yawning couch potato of the mansion. His birthday is April 27th.
NessNess happens to be a mature child despite his young age, and that has nothing to do with his psychic powers. The assumed leader of the "Young Smashers", Ness's adventures had an effect on him. Anything remotely surreal and weird is pretty normal in his eyes so he fails to see how everyone else acts so funny around such events, though he's fully aware of this morbid trait of his. Has the nicest cap of his town. His birthday is August 27th.
MarthThe prince of Altea and a tactical legend among his men. Marth can be seen as a role model to many thanks to his careful thinking. He rarely breaks down with his emotions, displaying a stoic persona to hide his anxieties that he overcomes as time flies by. Very used to having many personalities in his army, the Smashers are no different to him other than their looks unless they're very weird. The one who can enter women's bathrooms without any problems. His birthday is April 20th.
LucasThough Lucas managed to save his world from a great cataclysm, he stills shows traces of a coward; one that puts up some courage when thrown into battle. Lucas is a very shy and timid kid that does all his stuff carefully to avoid making somebody angry. Like Ness, Lucas isn't fazed with weird events unless somebody close to him or himself is affected in some way. Has the nicest sunflower garden. His birthday is April 20th.
KirbyThe Super Tuff Pink Puff is the most docile and cheerful Smasher. Kirby is what people might call the best example of an everyday friend if they can ignore the fact he's got a voracious appetite. He's easily swayed if food is offered to him, though he can change his mind and do the right thing to avoid getting distracted. Despite his cutesy appearance, Kirby is an expert fighter in his own right. Rumored to have a black hole for a stomach. His birthday is April 27th.
Meta KnightThe one who gives that feeling of serious business is Meta Knight. One of the most professional fighters, Meta Knight's sole purpose to assist the crazy group is to recover his stolen battleship Halberd from the Subspace Army. However, he does know that the group has their uses and they shouldn't be taken lightly, as he knows himself that working together will help him achieve victory. Sleeps with his mask on all the time. His birthday is March 23th.
LinkThe Hero of Time/Twilight/Masks/Oracles/Seasons and wielder of the Triforce of Courage is a very skilled swordsman. He has a normal personality and likes to spend time with other fellow swordsmen. Because of his nature to help others in need, Link has a habit of lending a hand to a fault. Nevertheless, Link means well and is a great friend. The one who likes to yell a lot during a battle. His birthday is December 2nd.
Zelda / SheikThe wielder of the Triforce of Wisdom is the most polite person of the mansion. She's very calm and passionate, takes things seriously, and is a force to be reckoned with. Zelda likes to develop her wisdom by reading books to pass the time. However, because she grew up in a castle secluded from commoners, Zelda is taken off-guard by small trivialities such as the concept of romance and other normal day events that a normal princess isn't exposed to, making her ponder if the Triforce of Wisdom works for her at all. The one with the cleanest body. Her birthday is November 29th.
Red (Pokemon Trainer)Red is the Pokémon Trainer from Pallet Town who started with the wrong foot, having almost no interest in becoming a trainer until he slowly got introduced into his world. Right after that, he gets forced to save the entire universe with his trusty Squirtle and Ivysaur in tow (against their wishes). Not sure of himself as a trainer, Red knows that there is more than he can see in the thrills of Pokémon. That is enough motivation for him to aim in becoming a capable trainer. Is able to get rid of evil organizations by himself. His birthday is February 27th.
SquirtleSquirtle is the Tiny Turtle Pokémon. He's very cheerful and likes to help Red when he needs help. As a result, he backs Red up a lot and tries to make him see that Pokémon are interesting. Rumored to be a source of infinite water supply. His birthday is October 15th.
IvysaurThe Seed Pokémon is calm and relaxed though he is the first one who gets freaked out easily in dire situations. He is very careful in keeping his growing bud healthy from hazardous stuff, especially fire and birds. The one most likely to squee around Grass-type Legendaries. His birthday is February 27th.
CharizardRed's third Pokemon who likes to bully the poor trainer (and has yet to be captured). His only excuse to join the Subspace Army is because of this: make Red's life miserable for his enjoyment.
WolfThe leader of Star Wolf who always a bone to pick with Fox. Wolf is a very serious and stoic lupine who can't seem to open up with a lot of people. He only sticks around to keep enemies from defeating Fox only because he has the right to do the beating himself, which gives a severe impression that Wolf is secretly a Tsundere. He does have a heart of gold inside his Jerkass attitude though he strongly denies it. Snores howls in his sleep. His birthday is February 24th.
Toon LinkAn Outset boy who doesn't have to think twice about what to do should a family member is in grave danger. Toon Link has a courageous, stubborn attitude that somehow helps him be a very capable swordsman for his age. Being the Hero of Winds, his adventures across the Great Sea tempered him. Despite all this, Toon Link is a cheerful boy who is happy to help. Wishes to have his own farm with lots of pigs of different sizes. His birthday is December 13th.
Captain FalconA legendary racer among the F-Zero championships. C. Falcon can be described as a hero due to his heroic built and attitude (but then again, so many racers are that way, too). Because he isn't seen hanging out with others in public, he is kind of a macho guy who likes flirting with ladies. He is still a reliable person deep down though he annoys the (small) cast of women. Secretly quite a looker under his helmet. His birthday is November 21st.
OlimarOne of the employees at Hocotate Freight company, Olimar is a family man who loves his family dearly and is able to count on his Pikmin's help to help him during skirmishes. Because he is forever indebt with the grass creatures, Olimar is pretty sensitive around them all should they even happen to pass on. The best one at naming nameless people without nicknames. His birthday is October 26th.
YoshiOne of the many Yoshi from the island whose name is just that simple to remember. Although many Yoshi are known for being big eaters, this one is pretty mellow. He does have his own quirks, like for example having a very soft spot over anything that remotely looks like a defenseless baby (as he was the one who babysat Mario in his baby years). The greatest sport player among his species. His birthday is August 15th.
Donkey KongThe king of DK Island and a big mental wreck. DK's superb strength is only matched by his somewhat dull wit and his absolute love for bananas. Because he likes to act before thinking, Diddy often has to be the voice reason unless he joins in with his uncle's fun. Secretly, he tries to make his little brain work, but his heart is in the right place. Has a very stinky banana breath it could kill you. His birthday is November 21st (oddly, just like Diddy's).
Diddy KongA very enthusiastic spider monkey and DK's best friend in a nephew. Diddy is always pretty cheerful and his antics can be seen as childish, but oftentimes he uses the bigger brain inside his skull to keep DK under control from doing something rash in public. Diddy has an adoration to music in particular, somewhat reflected in his unique weaponry. Best hat flipper in the team. His birthday is November 21st (oddly, just like his uncle).
SonicThe fastest hedgehog in the world slash universe. Sonic sticks out like a sore thumb among the team members due to his lineage to another company. He dislikes working as a team by merely shrugging it off and not saying it outright, only appearing during the last moments to show off, something everyone else is annoyed at. He is a good friend whenever anyone manages to hold an actual conversation with him. Has very lucid dreams with chili dogs involved. His birthday is June 23th.
IkeLeader of the Greil Mercenaries. Ike is a potential good leader just like Marth and Roy. His convictions are pure and his ideals are respectable, respecting his team's unique qualities (though he feels that his new team is the weirdest bunch ever). Because his world isn't exactly advanced in technology, Ike often reacts violently around machinery unless he's restrained. He is learning slowly how to cope with this. Spicy food is the best thing in his list. His birthday is April 20th.
SnakeSonic seems like an odd fit, but Snake doesn't even want to be compared to them. A normal badass, Snake can fight without much problem against any kind of enemy, no matter how nasty or big they are. He's as such a human killing machine who likes to snark and work alone, even though the others force him in some ways to work together against his will. The heaviest smoker among the team. His birthday is July 7th.
LuigiThe assumed better Mario Brother who can't seem to make up his mind when danger is afoot. Luigi can be always seen cowering in fear against ass-creepy enemies, but a few words of encouragement (and a lot of stubbornness from his peers) can make him change his mind (and still bawl his eyes out). Although all villains make fun of him, Luigi nevertheless presses on. His 'stache is pretty damn stylish for your comprehension. His birthday is June 3rd.
Samus / Zero Suit SamusLegendary Bounty Huntress in the galaxy and a very capable woman under the manly Chozo Suit, Samus can be a little cold towards others at times, but she does have a compassionate heart. She is perhaps the most developed character among the lot, as she has suffered some traumatic experiences when she was younger. She welcomes a good friend to give her company. Totally a woman, no matter how hard you deny it. Her birthday is August 6th.
MarioEveryone's favorite plumber in the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario is a very incredible person with the nicest heart of all. Just saving Peach from Bowser's clutches has become a routine to him, though he doesn't mind the rewarding kisses. It's pretty hard not to like him. Even the most fearsome of enemies see his worth, but Bowser likes to be a tsundere about this a lot. Under that fresh face and popular mustache, lies a dark past...maybe. Capable of attaining world peace. His birthday is September 13th.
PeachThe beloved princess of the Mushroom Kingdom and the easiest to kidnap. Peach is a very sweet woman with a heart of gold. To her dismay, she knows that she must do something to aid the team in stopping the Subspace Army or else her kingdom might perish even with Mario and Luigi(?) helping her out. Peach does enjoy making new friends and helping people in need. Her pink dress can potentially blind people. Her birthday is July 10th.
BowserThe King of the Koopas, Bowser aids the Subspace Army in hopes of conquering the Mushroom Kingdom, defeat Mario, and get Peach all for himself.
GanondorfThe King of the Gerudo, Ganondorf has a high rank in the Subspace Army, being the only one capable of directing its forces better.
WarioThe owner of Wario Ware Inc., Wario only works for the army only because he was promised riches.
King DededeThe self-proclaimed ruler of Dream Land, King Dedede only aids the army to get "dat there Kirby", or so is what they think he's doing.
R.O.B. / The Ancient MinisterTabuu's right hand man. After having betrayed Tabuu, he betrayed the Smashers after they were losing the fight against Tabuu. However, he has other ideas of his own...
Master HandThe main boss of the Smash Mansion, and leader of the Smashers. Master Hand is the creator of the Smash World where people go to mix cultures and inhabitants. Nobody outside the Smashers knows that he's the definition of the god of said world, though. Every year, he holds tournaments to test the universes' biggest personalities so that his pockets get full with money (he can't create money, a skill he greatly laments). He may not show much love to his team, but Master Hand always thinks the best for them all, even if he gets on everyone's nerves from time to time. The bossies disembodied glove you'll ever meet. His birthday is January 21st.
Crazy HandA...not so okay in the head hand who is the twin brother of Master Hand. Crazy Hand is often said to be stronger than Master Hand, but that is just a misunderstanding: people can't get quite a hold of him because he's simply insane and unpredictable. Still, his heart(?) is in the right place, protected by countless of chains to keep it there. Insane troll logic is his best trait. His birthday is November 21st.
TabuuThe Big Bad of the story who was just about to win the fight against the Smashers till he was foiled at the last second. He seeks to conquer all the universes beyond the Nintendo realm.
Saga Partners (BEWARE OF CORRESPONDING SPOILERS!)
GenoThe star who works in the Star Way. He joins the Smashers once Exor is brought back to life, shattering the Star Way once more.
TwinkThe Star Kid who greatly looks up to Geno, he accompanies his idol to restore the Star Way.
MallowThe prince of Nimbus Land is tasked to join Geno & Twink for good old times.
ChipThe embodiment of Light Gaia who aimlessly wanders to the mansion and is then integrated into the team to stop Dark Gaia from breaking havoc.
"The Sonic Reps" (Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Cream, Cheese, Big, Espio, Charmy, & Vector)All of Sonic's friends who, to the dismay of Master Hand, tag along with the team one by one due to the world's continents splitting apart.
SorenThe Branded and Insufferable Genius forces his way to join the Smashers to prevent Mist from finding out that Ike is dead.