Characters: The Oblongs
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Voiced by: Will FerrellBorn without arms or legs and works at a poison factory owned by Globocide. Despite his deformities he is very chipper and sunny, and is modeled after various fathers from 1950s TV shows.
Tropes associated with Bob:
- Bumbling Dad
- Cloud Cuckoolander: In the episode where it's revealed Helga's parents are missing, she mentioned the last time they sent her money it was blue and red. Pickles joked that they were probably in Candyland before Bob goes on to explain that Candyland uses a barter system so if Helga's parents actually were there, they'd have sent Helga candy canes or gumdrops instead of paper money. All Pickles can do is pat Bob's head and say "My poor baby."
- Naive Everyman: Bob's optimism sometimes shifts into blind naivety to the point that Pickles has to bring him to his senses.
- The Pollyanna: Despite having no limbs and being in a dead end job, he's very optimistic.
Voiced by: Jean SmartA chain smoking alcoholic who was originally a Hill resident but moved to the valley after marrying Bob. All her hair has since fallen out due to the hazardous atmosphere of The Valley, and she is now regarded as an outcast by her former Hill friends. While not bitter about losing her privileged life, she often expresses disdain towards her self-centered former neighbors in the Hills.
Tropes associated with Pickles:
- Action Mom: In "Heroine Addict".
- Bald Woman: Due to the exposure to the pollution of the Valley.
- Closer to Earth: Pickles is arguably more grounded in reality than Bob is (despite being a drunk) and acts as a voice of reason when his optimism shifts into blind naivete. She's also a voice of reason regarding how the Hill people treat Valley folk and is more than aware of what assholes the Debbies, Jared, and Blaine are.
- Fallen Princess: She was a rich girl from the Hills who married and moved in with a Valley boy.
- Lady Drunk
- Mama Bear: Don't mess with her kids.
Biff and Chip Oblong
Voiced by: Randy Sklar (Biff) and Jason Sklar (Chip)17-year-old conjoined twins who are attached at the waist and share a middle leg. Biff is a hard worker obsessed with sports, while Chip is more laid back. Biff and Chip each occasionally go into "trances" to give the other brother privacy.
Tropes associated with Biff and Chip:
- Ambiguously Gay: It is frequently implied that Biff is gay and attracted to their coach (in fact, a DVD-exclusive special about how the show was created stated that Biff was gay and Chip was straight).
- Bi the Way: Although other times the two are seen lusting after girls together.
- Big Brother Bully: On occasion.
- Conjoined Twins
Voiced by: Pamela AdlonThe youngest son and the series' protagonist. Often referred to by other kids as a “psycho”, he is afflicted with numerous mental and social disorders and is on "everything from Ritalin to Rogaine." Despite his afflictions, he is a very forthright and benevolent boy, though he envies the Hill lifestyle and wishes to rise above his economic status.
Tropes associated with Milo:
- Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny!
- Loser Protagonist
- Mad Eye: Also Twitchy Eye from time to time.
- The Mentally Disturbed: A comedic example. According to one episode, Milo has every childhood ailment from attention defecit disorder to "foamy diarrhea" (caused by eating a lot of soap) and has been put on every medication from Ritalin to Rogaine.
- Only Sane Man: He's one of the few characters in the show who questions the absurdities and injustices around him.
Voiced by: Jeannie EliasThe youngest child and only daughter, and has a warty, elongated growth growing out of her head (which comes from bovine growth hormones. According to the episode "Pickles' Little Amazons," Beth asks the supermarket butcher for flank steaks with no bovine growth hormones because "I don't need another one of these"). Despite her appendage, she appears to be significantly better adjusted than the rest of her family.
Tropes associated with Beth:
- Black Bead Eyes
- Deliberately Cute Child
- Little Miss Snarker
- No Mouth: It just vanishes when she isn't talking.
- Only Sane Girl
The one-lungednote family cat who chain-smokes cigarettes and wears an uninterested, deadpan expression.
Tropes associated with Lucky:
- Smoking Is Cool
- The Stoic
- Not So Stoic: He was noticeably horrified by all those female cats on heat coming after him in "Father of the Bribe."
Milo's narcoleptic dog, a result of perfume used on him during his tenure as a test animal at Globocide.
Tropes associated with Scottie:
- Canine Companion
- Heavy Sleeper: Justified in that Scottie was sprayed with a perfume that causes narcolepsy (but no longer causes night blindness or anal leakage).
Voiced by: Lea DeLariaA fat, toad-like girl who will eat virtually anything. She lives in a fantasy world, believing that she is pretty and popular and that the "Debbies'" actually like her (she seems to stubbornly believe this, as when told that the Debbies hate her, she covered her ears, shut her eyes, and started stomping around humming very loudly).
Tropes associated with Helga:
- Big Eater
- Extreme Omnivore
- Fan Disservice
- I Reject Your Reality: She lives in a fantasy world where she's thin and beautiful, has hundreds and hundreds of boyfriends, and the Debbies are her best friends.
- Parental Abandonment: Though not intentionally. Her parents went on vacation to Europe and their plane crashed, where they had to resort to cannibalism to survive until Milo sparked new interest in finding them.
- Panty Shot
- Vocal Dissonance: How many girls sound like boorish middle-aged men (despite that the voice of Helga is actually a woman)?
Voiced by: Jeannie Elias
A girl who speaks with a deadpan French accent and appears to float instead of walk, as her legs are never shown. She is obsessed with death, and has a problem with pyromania, but it has been revealed she does enjoy hula hoops (even though her stiff movements make it physically impossible for her to use one).
Tropes associated with Susie:
- Creepy Good
- Dark Is Not Evil
- Establishing Character Moment: In the first episode when the kids from the Hills went to burn the clubhouse.
- Eerie Pale-Skinned Brunette
- Gratuitous French: She can be heard mumbling this at times.
- Nightmare Fetishist: Her very first line on the show was, "Drowning is my third favorite way to die, but they are all good."
- Nightmare Fuel Station Attendant
- The Stoic
A one-breasted girl who lacks a lower jaw, causing her to spit and talk with a lisp. Despite her deformities, Peggy is incredibly cheerful and upbeat.
Tropes associated with Peggy:
- Has Two Daddies
- No Mouth: Well, no lower jaw, none that is visible, anyway.
- Plucky Girl
- The Pollyanna
A boy saddled with a dangling, doubled posterior. Standard underwear will not fit him, so he wears his grandmother's old bra like backwards suspenders. He is also known to habitually probe his nose and ears with his finger.
Tropes associated with Mikey:
- Butt Monkey: No pun intended.
- Depending on the Artist and Off Model: Does Mikey have two butt cheeks, or three?
- The Generic Guy
Voiced by: Billy WestBob's rich and snobby boss. He represents the power and arrogance of the people of the Hills. He is very condescending to his employees, especially Bob and James.
Tropes associated with George:
Pristine KlimerThe wife of George and mother to Jared and Debbie. Pristine was good friends with Pickles before she married Bob, but abandoned her once she went to live in the valley.
Tropes associated with Pristine:
Jared KlimerThe arrogant son of George and Pristine and brother to one of the Debbies. He likes to taunt The Clubhouse Kids, along with his equally snobbish best friend Blaine.
Tropes associated with Jared:
Voiced by: Becky ThyreA popular clique of identical girls who dress alike, much like the Heathers or the also-animated Ashleys from Recess. The Debbies are often cruel to the valley kids, especially Helga who aspires to be accepted by them.
Tropes associated with the Debbies:
- Popular Is Dumb
- Alpha Bitches
- Blondes Are Evil
- A Day in the Limelight: Debbie Klimer was the victim of a botched plastic surgery that made her look hideously deformed. The Valley people adopted her until she could get the surgery needed to make her look identical to the other Debbies again.
- Girl Posse
- Pink Means Feminine
- Only Six Faces: They're all eerily identical. Lampshaded by Pickles in "Bucketheads" when she answered the door and said, "Either I'm really smashed or you and your friends look exactly alike."
- Shout-Out: To the Heathers
- Those Six Girls
Mayor Johnny "The Mayor" BledsoeThe town's mayor and a masked pro wrestler, a parody of pro wrestler-turned-elected official Jesse Ventura. He is corrupt, and his daughter is a Debbie.
Tropes associated with Mayor Bledsoe:
Voiced by: Billy WestThe owner of the bar Pickles frequents, The Rusty Bucket. Her name is a play on the phrase "I need a bidet." It is implied that she is a pre-op transsexual, and though it is made obvious to viewers, none of the characters in the show seem to realize it.
Tropes associated with Anita:
- Crossdressing Voices: She's voiced by Billy West.
- Punny Name
- Transsexual: She's a pre-op trans woman. The money she earns from working The Rusty Bucket (most of which comes from Pickles, thanks to her alcoholism) goes towards her gender reassignment operation (which isn't outright stated, but even the most naive viewer can figure it out).
- Unsettling Gender Reveal: Subverted. Anita is never flat out stated to be a trans woman but that show does make jokes about some of her masculine features. Her friends, for the most part, either don't realize she's trans or they just don't want to make a big deal out of it.
- Wholesome Crossdresser
JamesBob's hunchbacked co-worker. He is a people-pleaser and lacks self-esteem, buying friends on eBay to attend his bachelor party.
Tropes associated with James: