This bizarre little gem from "Pickles' Li'l Amazons" when Milo (dressed as a girl) tries to sell cookies door-to-door:
Man: Well well if it isn't Mr. Denzel Washington come back to beg for my forgiveness.
Milo: ...sir, I'm just a little boy in drag selling cookies.
Man: This house is made of play dough. I've got four hundred honey bees in the parlor!
(Pickles and the kids run away in horror)
Man: Wait! Denzel come on back! Eskimo kisses.
The photographer hoping he doesn't get sued for photographing the Oblongs dressed as The Simpsons.
In the first episode, Milo tries to see if Yvette is at home, only to get a recorded message from a hologram of Yvette. Seeing that Yvette is his crush and realizing that he is dealing with a hologram, Milo attempts to grope the holograms' breasts, only to be slapped in the face.
"Everyone says you two have sex with each other!"
From "The Golden Child":
George Klimer: Now, for your entertainment, the comedy stylings of Reynolds from accounting. Reynolds: (approaches mic) So- (is immediately hit with a bottle from the audience and knocked out)
When Biff and Chip meet Dusty the C.J.-esque lifeguard in "My Name is Robbie":
"Dusty? More like "Busty"!" "Nice one." "I was gonna say "Rusty", but "Busty" just came to me."