!!Oblong Family

[[folder:Bob Oblong]]
->'''Voiced by:''' Creator/WillFerrell

Born without arms or legs and works at a poison factory owned by [[EvilInc Globocide]]. Despite his deformities he is very chipper and sunny, and is modeled after various fathers from 1950s TV shows.
Tropes associated with Bob:
* BumblingDad: His naive nature keeps him from actively standing up to the Hill people and helping his family deal with their ilk.
* CloudCuckoolander: In the episode where it's revealed Helga's parents are missing, she mentioned the last time they sent her money it was blue and red. Pickles joked that they were probably in Candyland before Bob goes on to explain that Candyland uses a barter system so if Helga's parents actually ''were'' there, they'd have sent Helga candy canes or gumdrops instead of paper money. All Pickles can do is pat Bob's head and say "My poor baby."
* GoodPeopleHaveGoodSex: He and Pickles love each other so much that they have sex constantly. [[ItMakesSenseInContext It also helps their son Milo sleep]].
* GoshDangItToHeck: Constantly.
* GroinAttack: In the episode "Please Be Genital", Bob went to a strip club to celebrate a co-worker's bachelor party, and wound up on stage with a dancer. Despite warnings that "My boys are on the ground floor", the dancer stomps on Bob's groin. As a result, Bob has to abstain from sex for the next two weeks in order to properly recover.
* HappilyMarried: With his wife Pickles, to the point where they have sex every morning ''and'' night.
* [[NaiveEverygirl Naive Everyman]]: Bob's optimism sometimes shifts into blind naivety to the point that Pickles has to bring him to his senses.
* ThePollyanna: Despite having no limbs and being stuck in a dead-end job, he's very optimistic.
* TinyGuyHugeGirl: He's smaller than his wife Pickles, and only reaches up to her waist in height.

[[folder:Pickles Oblong]]
->'''Voiced by:''' Jean Smart

A chain smoking alcoholic who was originally a Hill resident but moved to the valley after marrying Bob. All her hair has since fallen out due to the hazardous atmosphere of The Valley, and she is now regarded as an outcast by her former Hill friends. While not bitter about losing her privileged life, she often expresses disdain towards her self-centered former neighbors in the Hills.
* ActionMom: In "Heroine Addict", she risks her life to save her daughter Beth.
* BaldWoman: Due to the exposure to the pollution of the Valley.
* BeehiveHairdo: Well wig, but it does resemble a tall beehive. A flashback episode even reveals she had very tall hair as a teenager, resembling one of the Debbies.
* CloserToEarth: Pickles is arguably more grounded in reality than Bob is (despite being a drunk) and acts as a voice of reason when his optimism shifts into blind naïveté. She voices her contempt regarding how the Hill people treat Valley folk, is more than aware of what assholes the Debbies, Jared, and Blaine are, and recognizes that Miss. Hubbard, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking a gun toting, bible thumping spinster]], is the last person who should be giving out advice on childcare.
* FallenPrincess: She was a rich girl from the Hills who married and moved in with a Valley boy.
* GoodPeopleHaveGoodSex: She and Bob love each other so much that they have sex constantly. [[ItMakesSenseInContext It also helps their son Milo sleep]].
* GoodSmokingEvilSmoking: Is sometimes seen with a cigarette in hand. She's also one of the nicer Valley residents and (mostly) a good mother to her kids.
* HappilyMarried: With her husband Bob, to the point where they have sex every morning ''and'' night.
* LadyDrunk: She's an alcoholic. Despite it, she can be her family's OnlySaneMan at times.
* MamaBear: ''Don't'' mess with her kids.
* RichesToRags: Willingly gave up her money and privileges to marry Bob and live in the Valley. She's totally fine with this change, since most of her former Hill neighbors were assholes.
* TinyGuyHugeGirl: She's taller than her limbless husband Bob, who only reaches up to her waist in height.
* UptownGirl: She's the "uptown girl" in question. A former Hill resident who gave up her wealth and luxurious life to marry the limbless Bomb and live the hazardous Valley.

[[folder:Biff and Chip Oblong]]
->'''Voiced by:''' Randy Sklar (Biff) and Jason Sklar (Chip)

17-year-old conjoined twins who are attached at the waist and share a middle leg. Biff is a hard worker obsessed with sports, while Chip is more laid back. Biff and Chip each occasionally go into "trances" to give the other brother privacy.
* AmbiguouslyGay: It is frequently implied that Biff is gay and attracted to their coach (in fact, a DVD-exclusive special about how the show was created stated that Biff was gay and Chip was straight).
** BiTheWay: Although other times the two are seen lusting after girls together.
* BigBrotherBully: On occasion, they pick on Milo.
* ConjoinedTwins: They are joined at the waist and share a middle leg.

[[folder:Milo Oblong]]
->'''Voiced by:''' Creator/PamelaAdlon

The youngest son and the series' protagonist. Often referred to by other kids as a “psycho”, he is afflicted with numerous mental and social disorders and is on "everything from Ritalin to Rogaine." Despite his afflictions, he is a very forthright and benevolent boy, though he envies the Hill lifestyle and wishes to rise above his economic status.
* AttentionDeficitOohShiny: When he claims to have recovered from his mental disorders while at the dinner table, his father asks if that includes his Attention Deficit Disorder only to see his son now playing with a butterfly outside.
* {{Keet}}: He's loud, hyperactive, and kind of adorable.
* LoserProtagonist: Many of the episodes focus on him and you can't sink any lower if you live in a place as crappy as the valley part of Hill Valley.
* MadEye: Also TwitchyEye from time to time.
* TheMentallyDisturbed: A comedic example. According to one episode, Milo has every childhood ailment from Attention Deficit Disorder to "foamy diarrhea" (caused by eating a lot of soap) and has been put on every medication from Ritalin to Rogaine.
* OnlySaneMan: He's one of the few characters in the show who questions the absurdities and injustices around him.

[[folder:Beth Oblong]]
->'''Voiced by:''' Jeannie Elias

The youngest child and only daughter, and has a warty, elongated growth growing out of her head (which comes from bovine growth hormones. According to the episode "Pickles' Little Amazons," Beth asks the supermarket butcher for flank steaks with no bovine growth hormones because "I don't need another one of these"). Despite her appendage, she appears to be significantly better adjusted than the rest of her family.
* BlackBeadEyes: Her eyes are black dots.
* DeliberatelyCuteChild: She often uses her cuteness so she can get her way.
* LittleMissSnarker
* NoMouth: It just vanishes when she isn't talking.
* OnlySaneMan: "Girl" in her case. Aside from the growth on her head, she seems normal when compared to the rest of her family.
* OutnumberedSibling: All of her older siblings are guys.


The one-lunged[[note]][[BodyHorror He coughed the other one up on the first episode, which Pickles mistook for a furball]][[/note]] family cat who chain-smokes cigarettes and wears an uninterested, deadpan expression.
* SmokingIsCool: Is often seen with a cigarette in his mouth.
* TheStoic: Most of the time he has a deadpan expression.
** NotSoStoic: He was noticeably horrified by all those female cats in heat coming after him in "Father of the Bribe."


Milo's narcoleptic dog, a result of perfume used on him during his tenure as a test animal at Globocide.
Tropes associated with Scottie:
* CanineCompanion: He is Milo's pet.
* HeavySleeper: Justified in that Scottie was sprayed with a perfume that causes narcolepsy (but no longer causes night blindness or anal leakage).

!!Clubhouse Kids

[[folder:Helga Phugly]]
->'''Voiced by:''' Lea [=DeLaria=]

A fat, toad-like girl who will eat virtually anything. She lives in a fantasy world, believing that she is pretty and popular and that the "Debbies'" actually like her (she seems to stubbornly believe this, as when told that the Debbies hate her, she covered her ears, shut her eyes, and started stomping around humming very loudly).
* BigEater: She's pretty much obsessed with food.
* ADayInTheLimelight: In "Milo, Interrupted" and "Flush, Flush, My Sweet Helga".
* ExtremeOmnivore: She'll even eat dog food.
* FanDisservice: She is seen naked in the episode "Bucketheads".
* GirlishPigtails: She wears braids.
* {{Gonk}}: She's fat, has nostrils but no nose, and huge, frog-like eyes.
* IRejectYourReality: She lives in a fantasy world where she's thin and beautiful, has hundreds and hundreds of boyfriends, and the Debbies are her best friends.
* ParentalAbandonment: Though not intentionally. Her parents went on vacation to Europe and their plane crashed, where they had to resort to cannibalism to survive until Milo sparked new interest in finding them.
* PantyShot: Her white panties can be seen whenever she bends over.
* VocalDissonance: How many girls sound like boorish middle-aged men (despite that the voice of Helga is actually a woman)?

[[folder:Creepy Susie]]
->'''Voiced by:''' Jeannie Elias

A girl who speaks with a deadpan French accent and appears to float instead of walk, as her legs are never shown. She is obsessed with death, and has a problem with pyromania, but it has been revealed she does enjoy hula hoops (even though her stiff movements make it physically impossible for her to use one).
* CreepyGood: She's a good person, but also has a macabre air.
* DarkIsNotEvil: While sinister, she's just as good-natured as the rest of the Valley people.
* DemotedToExtra: Believe it or not, a lot of the cast debuted in a book titled ''Creepy Susie and 13 Other Tragic Tales for Troubled Children''. Mind you, she's only significant on the title and cover as it's an Anthology, but it's still kind of fascinating that it's her specific and not the Oblong children.
* EstablishingCharacterMoment: In the first episode when the kids from the Hills went to burn the clubhouse.
* EeriePaleSkinnedBrunette: She has black hair, pale skin, and rather creepy behavior.
* {{Goth}}: She dresses in black and acts very solemn most of the time.
* GratuitousFrench: She can be heard mumbling this at times.
* NightmareFetishist: Her very first line on the show was, "Drowning is my third favorite way to die, but they are all good."
* NightmareFuelStationAttendant: Her very nature makes her quite scary and disturbing at times.
* TheStoic: She tends to have a deadpan expression on her face.
** NotSoStoic: "Whee, whee. What, can't I have a little fun?"
*** Played with as her "Whee's" were in her usual CreepyMonotone.


A one-breasted girl who lacks a lower jaw, causing her to spit and talk with a lisp. Despite her deformities, Peggy is incredibly cheerful and upbeat.
* [[HasTwoMommies Has Two Daddies]]: Her parents are shown to be a gay couple in "Bucketheads".
* NoMouth: Well, no lower jaw, none that is visible, anyway.
* PluckyGirl: She is always certain that things will turn out better for the Valley people eventually.
* ThePollyanna: She tends to always be bright and chipper.


A boy saddled with a dangling, doubled posterior. Standard underwear will not fit him, so he wears his grandmother's old bra like backwards suspenders. He is also known to habitually probe his nose and ears with his finger.
* ButtMonkey: No pun intended. He quite often suffers misfortunes and gets injured.
* DependingOnTheArtist and OffModel: Does Mikey have two butt cheeks, or three?
* TheGenericGuy: Doesn't really get a lot of characterization.

!!Hill Residents

[[folder:George Klimer]]
->'''Voiced by:''' Creator/BillyWest

Bob's rich and snobby boss. He represents the power and arrogance of the people of the Hills. He is very condescending to his employees, especially Bob and James.
* BadBoss: The working conditions for his employees are much to be desired.
* CorruptCorporateExecutive: He runs a poison company called Globocide and is a very contemptible bastard. You can't get any more corrupt than that.
* {{Jerkass}}: Like all Hill people, he's a complete dick.
* LackOfEmpathy: His EstablishingCharacterMoment is yelling at Bob for filing claims for his family's injuries and mocking him when he explains that he can't afford to live anywhere besides the polluted Valley. He even threatens to cancel Bob's health insurance if he files another claim.

[[folder:Pristine Klimer]]

The wife of George and mother to Jared and Debbie. Pristine was good friends with Pickles before she married Bob, but abandoned her once she went to live in the valley.
* HartmanHips: She has round hips to go with being attractive like the other Hill people.
* RichBitch: She wastes no time in insulting the Valley people.
* {{Socialite}}: She is married to one of the wealthiest people in Hill Valley and doesn't seem to have a job.
* StepfordSmiler: She's constantly seen smiling, but at times her grinning comes off as forced.

[[folder:Jared Klimer]]

The arrogant son of George and Pristine and brother to one of the Debbies. He likes to taunt The Clubhouse Kids, along with his equally snobbish best friend Blaine.
* AmbiguouslyGay: He is frequently seen with Blaine at his side and according to Milo there are rumors that they have sex with each other.
* TheBully: He always picks on Milo.
* JerkJock

[[folder:The Debbies]]
->'''Voiced by:''' Becky Thyre

A popular clique of identical girls who dress alike, much like the ''Film/{{Heathers}}'' or the also-animated Ashleys from ''WesternAnimation/{{Recess}}''. The Debbies are often cruel to the valley kids, especially Helga who aspires to be accepted by them.
* PopularIsDumb: According to "Bucketheads", at least Debbie Klimer has a D+.
* {{Alpha Bitch}}es: They are said to be the most popular girls in school while also taking every opportunity to pick on the Valley kids.
* ADayInTheLimelight: In "Disfigured Debbie", Debbie Klimer was the victim of a thresher accident that made her look hideously deformed, even after plastic surgery. The Valley people adopted her until she could get the surgery needed to make her look identical to the other Debbies again.
* GirlPosse: They're a group of girls who take pleasure in tormenting the Valley children.
* PinkMeansFeminine: They wear pink clothes.
* OnlySixFaces: They're all eerily identical. Lampshaded by Pickles in "Bucketheads" when she answered the door and said, "Either I'm ''really'' smashed or you and your friends look exactly alike."
* ShoutOut: To the {{Film/Heathers}}
* [[ThoseTwoGuys Those Six Girls]]: They are rarely seen apart.

[[folder:Mayor Johnny "The Mayor" Bledsoe]]

The town's mayor and a masked pro wrestler, a parody of pro wrestler-turned-elected official Wrestling/JesseVentura. He is corrupt, and his daughter is a Debbie.
* BallsOfSteel: Subverted when he ordered Mr. Klimer to hit him in the crotch with a golf club. Sure, he looked fine, but his next line states otherwise: "That hurts more than I thought it would."
* CoolMask: He wears a luchador mask.
* MayorPain: Of both the incompetent and corrupt flavors. He's clearly not fit to run the town and is just as unpleasant as the other Hill people.

!!Valley Residents

[[folder:Anita Bidet]]
->'''Voiced by:''' Creator/BillyWest

The owner of the bar Pickles frequents, The Rusty Bucket. Her name is a play on the phrase "I need a bidet." It is implied that she is a pre-op transsexual, and though it is made obvious to viewers, none of the characters in the show seem to realize it.
* BeehiveHairdo: Her hive is a very elaborately curled red one.
* CrossdressingVoices: She's voiced by Creator/BillyWest.
* PunnyName: A play on "I need a bidet".
* {{Transgender}}: She's a pre-op trans woman. The money she earns from working The Rusty Bucket (most of which comes from Pickles, thanks to her alcoholism) goes towards her gender confirmation operation (which isn't outright stated, but even the most naive viewer can figure it out).
* TrueBlueFemininity: She wears a long blue curve hugging dress with pointed boobs and even in a flashback episode, even as a man she wore blue.
* UnsettlingGenderReveal: Subverted. Anita is never flat out stated to be a trans woman but that show does make jokes about some of her masculine features. Her friends, for the most part, either don't realize she's trans or they just don't want to make a big deal out of it.
* WholesomeCrossdresser: A pre-op transsexual she may be, but she's still as good-natured as any other inhabitant of the Valley.


Bob's hunchbacked co-worker. He is a people-pleaser and lacks self-esteem, buying friends on eBay to attend his bachelor party.
* ExtremeDoormat: He pretty much sucks up to everyone because of how lonely he is.
* NiceGuy: About as nice as anyone else in the Valley.
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: He sounds like Creator/PaulLynde.