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Your Host
Pronouns: Any (Mainly He/She/They), Age: 1
Voiced by: Gltolo
The host of NSFW and the project of Eggiey, who was released too early due to Eggiey's impatience. As a result, he is hand-drawn, looks like a kid's drawing, and also acts like a child, calling the contestants "contesties" and Eggiey his dad (much to their annoyance).- Badass Fingersnap: Activates her Teleportation like this despite not having any fingers to snap in the first place, something which she and others lampshaded.
- Beware the Silly Ones: Your Host may have the mentality of a five-year-old, Super Gullible and not the best host around but get on their bad side and he'll drop the shenanigans for some ass-whopping as indicated by her Twinkle in the Eye.
- Berserk Button: Anything that disrupts the show or makes it imperfect (usually the demons). Cheating won't be tolerated either if you want to end up as a pile of ash.
- Came Back Wrong: His recovery powers is ineffective, to say the least. The only time it was ever demonstrated was on Eggcardo, Eggiey's ex-lab partner, who revived as a pile of scribbles screaming out "pain" over and over again. Predictably, they never use that ability again.
- Fingerless Hands: Your Host has two badly drawn circles for hands but can somehow snap their nonexistent fingers to activate her powers.
- Game Show Host: Your Host is the host of NSFW if their name didn't make it obviously clear.
- Logical Weakness: Any disruption, cheating, or imperfections to his show (Namely the demons) is enough for Your Host to throw hands and shut the perpetrators down. However, Badwill found a way around this by exploiting his gullibleness and claimed it's all part of the show. Unsurprisingly, she lets Badwill get away with hijacking the show, repeatedly murdering the contestants and even almost making him their co-host.
- New Powers as the Plot Demands: In addition to their usual reality-warping powers, they have miscellaneous, often one-shot abilities such as disintegration, healing and induced plague.
- Reality Warper: A staple for an Object Show host since they were made to specifically have such powers. However thanks to Eggiey's impatience, Your Host's abilities are flawed as while her Teleportation and combat capabilities worked as intended, his Power of Creation and recovery ability are left to be desired.
- Reduced to Dust: Her go-to punishment for cheaters is to disintegrate them into piles of ashes.
- Plaguemaster: He had once induced an unknown disease onto Aesthetic, Blockbuster and Sharpie for NSFW 6's challenge which made them turn sickly green and in Sharpie's case, killed their entire team due to sneezing on them.
- The Power of Creation: There is a catch as whatever he creates would be in the same Stylistic Suck scribbles as him. The only exception is Carrot Ball but even they are a little weird-looking since this is Your Host we're talking about.
- Pocket Dimension: The elimination area is of Your Host's own creation which means it's a parallel world made of brightly-coloured, badly-drawn scribbles and Endless Daytime. The dimension also consists of an afterlife in which time moves more slowly, can be left at any time and is solely inhabited by a floating skull affectionately dubbed "Ja' Crispy".
- Stylistic Suck: Looks badly scribbled like a child's drawing and then colored in with the fill tool which is probably due to being released too early.
- Teleportation: With the snap of their non-existent fingers, Your Host can transport the contestants to various locations for challenges in a flash including the elimination area.
- Token Human: Or at the very least the Token Human-like Entity in a cast full of Animate Inanimate Objects until Your Cohost was created.
Eggiey
Pronouns: They/Them, Age: 45
Voiced by: TheSquashHasSpoken
A scientist who worked on a project with Eggcardo to create the perfect host, only to grow impatient and release it too early. They spent most of the series working and building on something offscreen with the help of the eliminated contestants.- Ambiguously Human: Or Ambiguously Object in their case as the viewers have speculated for the longest time that Eggiey is a purgatory clone given they have the same colour scheme and white eyes as Graywill. NSFW 16 finally confirms them as one to Hatcher from his deal with Lucifer.
- Crazy-Prepared: Eggiey carries around a cross at all times in case of demons as they usually attack them on sight for some reason. He also almost spent a year building a church in Your Host's Pocket Dimension with the eliminated contestants to protect them from demons (Although that turned out pointless as Your Cohost easily tricked them into going outside).
- Life's Work Ruined: Spent 5 years creating the perfect host, only to release them too early and create Your Host.
- Mad Scientist: Downplayed, in the 'Is sane but has no sense of ethics' way, seeing how quickly they resorted to kidnapping when Your Host failed to make contestants.
- Monochromatic Eyes: Has white eyes instead of the usual black, which is unusual because he's not dark enough to need white facial features for his face to be seen and the only other characters with white eyes are the demons and purgatory clones.
- Non-Human Non-Binary: An egg-shaped rock who goes by they/them pronouns puts Eggiey into this trope but doesn't mind being called "Daddy" by Your Host.
- Straight Gay: Momentarily had a crush on Badwill in NSFW 7, believing him to be Goodwill's hot older brother at the time, and asked Goodwill if he was single.
- Twofer Token Minority: Eggiey identifies as both non-binary and Bisexual.
Badwill
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Pronouns: He/Him, Age: 18
A demon clone of Goodwill, created with his DNA. He hijacks the show every now and then and tries taking it over with his army of demon clones to host his own, Badwill's Damned Show of Malice (BDSM).- Armoured Closet Gay: Proudly exclaims how "super-straight" he is in his debut but later shows signs of attraction to Badbuster, though he covers it by harshly berating and giving somewhat backhand compliments to him. This comes full circle when he reacts adversely towards Badbuster's goodnight kiss though not because he didn't like it but because he doesn't have much self-worth to receive love. However, Badbuster stayed by his side and quelled some of these fears which resulted in Badwill slowly getting around to being together with him.
- Big Bad: He's the main villain of NSFW planning on world domination but mainly taking over the show with his demon army, the NSFW cast's doppelgangers. He hijacks the show several times, even after being constantly sent back to Hell.
- Catchphrase Insult: His favorite go-to insult is calling people "dickweeds", even his henchman.
- Evil Doppelgänger: A demon clone of Goodwill said to be "bold, confident, bad and super-straight" (Though the last part is questionable).
- Freudian Excuse: In BDSM 3, it's implied Badwill has quite the Inferiority Superiority Complex stemming from being just a demonic copy of the real thing which in turn, fueled his desire to distinguish himself from Goodwill as much as possible. This is probably the reason why he isn't so open about his feelings or sexuality.
Badwill: "I'm Badwill! I'm Strong!! Bad!! S-Super Straight!! I HAVE to be those things! Or else, I'm not SUPERIOR!! And if I'm not superior" [Suddenly crestfallen] "...then I'm not anything."
- Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?: Badwill constantly makes it a point that he's not just straight but he is "super-straight" as one of the qualities that make him superior to Goodwill (According to him). This became less convincing when he gains a growing mutual attraction to Badbuster.
- Informed Attractiveness: In NSFW 7C, he was referred to as "Goodwill's hot older brother" by Eggiey and the eliminated contestants. There isn't really much of an indication of how hot Badwill is considering he's basically Goodwill, only red and evil, and an anthropomorphic object with no Tertiary Sexual Characteristics.
- Obviously Evil: The only physical differences between Badwill and Goodwill are him being red, having white eyes, and sporting menacingly sharp teeth. Tell me he is not the main villain.
- Later on, he grows horns and summons a red, floating claw.
- Relationship Upgrade: Just like their counterparts, Badbuster and Badwill became a couple starting from BDSM 3 onwards although the two refer to themselves as husbands rather than boyfriends due to raising Your Cohost. However, since Badwill is more uncomfortable with his sexuality, they are taking things relatively slow.
- Sudden Anatomy: He discovers in BDSM 1 that he can manifest a floating red claw for his armless self while concentrating hard enough. He also permanently grew horns too for good (evil) measure.
- Tsundere: Despite his initial claim as "super straight", he began showing attraction to Blockbuster's Evil Doppelgänger, Badbuster. However, Badwill shows this in the form of mistreatment, insults and threats with a hint of sweetness.Badbuster: H-hey, I uh...really don't want to k-kill anybody? Do we have to do this?Badwill: Uh uh, did I ask y'all if you wanted to kill? No! I made you and I can destroy you!! You will murder your non-demon selves! NOW START TRAINING TO MURDER OR I'LL DESTROY YOU ON AN ATOMIC LEVEL!!Badbuster: GAH! [Runs off scared][...]Badwill: Damn, he's kinda cute...
- Malicious Misnaming: Deliberately calls Blockbuster "Ballbuster" and "Lockcutters" in his first appearance.
- Sensitive Guy and Manly Man: The Manly Man to Badbuster's Sensitive Guy.
Contestants
In General
From Left to Right Spam, Neon Cactus, Goodwill, Blockbuster, Carrot Ball, Bucket Hat, Pin Cushion (Tomatt and Tomadi) and Foam Hand
From Left to Right Outlet, Baggy, Steve Japple, Purple Pencil, Bootleg Leafy, PNG, Aesthetic and Cookie
From Left to Right Sharpie, Dorito, Wall-Nut, Green Ball, Red Ball, Expired Candy, Monumenty and Peace Logo
Two-Team Phase (Spoilers)
The twenty-four objects that were kidnapped by Eggiey and Your Host to compete as contestants on Nice Show For Weenies.
- Accidental Misnaming: GRRR! and Happy were named on this basis with the former from Aesthetic expressing his displeasure of not choosing his team's name and growling over Bootleg Leafy's suggestion and the latter from Red Ball quelling his team's argument by stating "Let's be happy!".
- Nice Mean And In Between: Blockbuster's Team is the Nice, GRRR! is the Mean and Happy is the In-Between in terms of teamwork dynamics.
- Put on the Bus: After the two-team phase alongside the rejoin and debut, the eliminated contestantsSpoilers are sent back home with a chance of joining season 2 later but are now out of the narrative.
Aesthetic
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Rank: 11th
Team: GRRR! (NSFW 1-10), PNG Hate Group (NSFW 11-onwards)
Pronouns: He/They/It, Age: 15
Voiced by: Go Getters
A vaporwave sun.- Big Brother Bully: While technically the youngest, he definitely acts like one towards Steve Japple and PNG who constantly harasses the former, annoys the latter and gets into needless, petty bickering with the both of them. Usually Japple is their main punching bag but once he's eliminated, they turn their sights to their other "sibling", especially after PNG told him to "fuck off". Aesthetic then proceeded to insultingly named its team "PNG Hate Group" and fights him for no reason.
- Nice Mean And In Between: Of the three "children" Purple Pencil deals with, Aesthetic is the trouble-making, hyper-violent Mean to PNG's Nice and Steve Japple's In-Between.
- Sibling Rivalry: While none of them are related, he, Steve Japple and PNG form such a dynamic and even considered themselves to be surrogate siblings for that matter. Aesthetic usually harasses, and on multiple occasions kills, Steve Japple while annoying PNG in the process. After his elimination, they become incredibly hostile and petty towards a likewise PNG when the latter insulted them until Outlet puts a stop to this.
Baggy
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Rank: 24th
Team: GRRR!
Pronouns: They/Them, Age: 17
Voiced by: director balloon
A brown, upside-down paper bag with some self-esteem issues. They are the least enthusiastic to compete due to being kidnapped and forced to do so with their dysfunctional team.- Brown Bag Mask: Looks like they are wearing one when in fact they are the brown bag mask.
- Graceful Loser: Was actually glad to be eliminated if it means being far away from their dysfunctional team.
- Non-Human Non-Binary: Their species is a brown paper bag and identifies as such.
- Picked Last: They expressed disappointment in being the last contestant picked for the teams and placed in GRRR! as a result.
- Shrinking Violet: They aren't the bravest object around and an
abandoned sub-plot of theirs was growing out of it by becoming Purple Pencil and Bootleg Leafy's friend. Your Cohost had tempted Baggy to go outside on the promise of "a bottle of self-confidence" in NSFW 11. - We Hardly Knew Ye: The second eliminated in the show and had about as much focus and screentime as the last placer, Green Ball.
Blockbuster
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Rank: TBA
Team: Blockbuster's Team (NSFW 1-10), PNG Hate Group (NSFW 11-onwards)
Pronouns: He/Him, Age: 18
Voiced by: wafflechip
A ticket stub with a ripped-off bottom (meant to represent the logo of the defunct video rental company Blockbuster). He talks in outdated 90s slang and while often seen as annoying to others because of it, he can easily make friends.- Affectionate Nickname: Blockbuster almost exclusively calls Goodwill "shawty" as a form of endearment. The nickname itself usually refers to a young and attractive person which foreshadows his attraction to him long before both had realized it.
- AM/FM Characterization: Blockbuster's official music playlist
mainly consists of 90s rock bands, rap from Eminem and other white rappers and various oldies but goldies hits. This is incredibly reflective of his Totally Rad, too-cool-for-school personality and lingo. - Cannot Spit It Out: After the Sleep Cute incident at the hospital, Blockbuster had an excruciatingly hard time confessing his feelings to Goodwill due to him always running off in embarrassment without saying anything. It took him three full chapters before he finally admitted it...sort of.Blockbuster: Love, right? It's that feeling, y'know bro? Right, man? It's like weird yo, you bro y'know, love is like you right? Damn straight right? IT'S LIKE I Y'KNOW? LOVE RIGHT? YOU Y'KNOW YEAH? DAMN STRAIGHT?! YOU'RE Y'KNOW? RADICAL BRO DUDE RIGHT? I LOVE YKNOW?? IT'S A FEELING Y'KNOW?? YOU!!! LOVE!!! Y'KNOW!!!
- Crush Blush: From NSFW 6E to 9F, Blockbuster blushes a faint pink whenever he's particularly flustered about Goodwill and turns a deeper pink from repeated attempts to confess his feelings, but he backs out at the last second.
- Gibberish of Love: Between NSFW 6 to 9 when he was still figuring out his feelings for Goodwill, he sounds like a Broken Record at times which was made worse by his incoherent babbling mixed with his already incoherent way of speaking.
Blockbuster: Hey uh, Green Chick? I need your advice.
Neon Cactus: *Gasp* I love to help! What's the problem?
Blockbuster: So I have this homie but this homie is more than a homie. He's a brah but I want him to be bro bro, y'know bro? He's uber chillastic fantastic and I wanna be bros instead of homies, shawties even!Translation
Neon Cactus: Hmmmmmm..... Was that English?
Blockbuster: Ugh, forget it brosef.
[Later on...]
Goodwill: Are... you ok Blockbuster?
Blockbuster: Oh well, y'know man. I'm like, I like y'know man, homie. Goodwill, it's like I like y'know you. Get it man? Bro, c'mon dude. Brah, radioshack radioshack napster man like... [Suddenly runs off embarrassed] IIII GOTTA GO! BYE GOODWILL SHAWTY!!Translation
Goodwill: What? Blockbuster come back!
- Irony: One of the phrases Blockbuster used to say was "damn straight" even though he later found out he's not. The final time it was said was when he confessed his feelings for Goodwill and evidently retired the phrase after they became boyfriends.
- The Leader: He was the one who compiled the members based on how cool he thought they were and named the team after himself.
- Egocentric Team Naming: Why else would his first team name be "Blockbuster's Team"?
- Last Het Romance: Blockbuster reveals in "One Year Since" that used to date his high school sweetheart, Netflix, who was so much better than him in every way possible to the point she didn't care for him anymore. As such, she broke up without any qualms to explore the world and inevitably did a number on Blockbuster's self-esteem. That was the last time Blockbuster ever had a relationship with a girl since he went on to find someone who would love him for who he is and found Goodwill.
- Official Couple: With Goodwill as of NSFW 9F, after both confess their feelings for one another.
- Meaningful Echo: Blockbuster's first lines were finding teammates "as sexy and rad as [himself]" and picks Goodwill as the first person. Way later in the two-team phase, he uses the same lines to flirt with his now-boyfriend Goodwill.
NSFW 1A
Blockbuster: Heheh...alright Blockbuster, if you wanna win this game, you have to pick people as sexy and rad as yourself! [Spots Goodwill in the distance] Perfect!
NSFW 11C
Blockbuster: [Intimately close with Goodwill] Well, looks like I already found someone as sexy and rad as myself.
Goodwill: Heheh, yeah you did.
- Red Oni, Blue Oni: The outgoing and Totally Radically Red Oni to Blockbuster's introverted, meek Blue Oni.
- Repetitive Name: Blockbuster's full name turns out to be "Blockbuster S[wag]. Buster" which was confirmed to be the case if the nurse calling him "Mr. Buster" in NSFW 6 is anything to go by.
- Sleep Cute: He cuddles Goodwill while sleeping soundly in NSFW 6 but pushes him away when Your Host startles them awake. Doubles as his Love Epiphany since this incident prompts him to try opening these newfound feelings towards Goodwill.
- Straight Gay: Blockbuster didn't even know he was gay until Badwill pointed out his extreme closeness with Goodwill and doesn't show any stereotypes other than that.
- Took a Level in Kindness: In the beginning, Blockbuster was unintentionally rude and dismissive towards Goodwill, interrupting him for his own opinion, and a little egocentric. He chills out in later chapters and doesn't act this way to Goodwill anymore after they become friends and later boyfriends.
- Totally Radical: Uses tons of lingo and slang from the 90s to the point of oversaturation. Even his hobbies are chock-full of 90s references.Goodwill: So Blockbuster, what do you like to do for fun?Blockbuster: Hmmm, well shawty... I like to do some kickass skateboard tricks with my skateboard at Toys 'R Us then I get some gnarly speakers from RadioShack and get some Crystal Pepsi. Then I pick up McSpaghetti from McDonald's and go home to watch ALF.Goodwill: Everything you just said has been discontinued for years.
- Training Montage: He has the ability to speed up time and turn hours into seconds by declaring a montage, though we never actually get to see the montage in action (This is a comic, after all).
- Twofer Token Minority: Blockbuster is both gay (As he later discovers) and Transgender (According to Word of Gay). This gets squared since he's in a relationship with Goodwill, making them a Twofer Token Minority Couple.
- Later on, Chlazy added he's of Mexican descent so Blockbuster ends up as a Threefer Token Minority.
- Verbal Tic: He can't go without using 90s slang in a sentence. The most frequently used words are "dawg", "brah/bro", "damn straight" (Ironic considering his sexuality), "uber" and "shawty" (For Goodwill).
Bootleg Leafy
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Rank: TBA
Team: GRRR! (NSFW 1-10), MURDER (NSFW 11-onwards)
Pronouns: She/Her, Age: 22
Voiced by: S4mz
A green maple leaf.- Best Friend: To Purple Pencil.
- Bear Hug: With her demon self who she ends up accidentally killing them.
- Expy: Clearly a bootleg version of Leafy from Battle for Dream Island as her personality and name says it all. The only difference is her design is a different leaf shape.
- Gender Flip: She was originally male in the first iteration of NSFW before switching to female for the current version of the webcomic.
- Pseudo-Romantic Friendship: Purple Pencil is her Best Friend and closest confidant, often acting like parents to their remaining teammates. It's no wonder the two are easily the second top ship after Blockbuster and Goodwill.
- Token Good Teammate: After Baggy, Cookie and Outlet were eliminated, she's the only object on GRRR! with a sense of morality since Purple Pencil, while the most responsible and definitely The Leader, is more than willing to resorts violence when angered and the remaining members are Manchildren the former has to rein in. As such, Bootleg Leafy plays The Heart for the gang (Albeit rather ineffectively).
Bucket Hat
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Rank: TBA
Team: Blockbuster's Team (NSFW 1-10), MURDER (NSFW 11-onwards)
Pronouns: They/He, Age: 22
Voiced by: SquareWaveLucky
A chill red bucket hat and second-in-command for the team.- Best Friend: With the Kindhearted Simpleton Carrot Ball who is more than helpful to let Bucket Hat sit on him or carry them around.
- Character Tic: Because of their weak legs, he tends to sit on top of Carrot Ball to do the walking for him.
- Living Hat: Both in name and species.
- Mellow Fellow: They're a very down-to-earth and composed individual who sometimes acts as the voice of reason for his team.
Carrot Ball
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Rank: 14th
Team: Blockbuster's Team (NSFW 1-10), MURDER (NSFW 11-onwards)
Pronouns: Any, Age: 1
Voiced by: Tree_man
A funny-looking, buck-toothed ball-shaped carrot. It was created by Your Host in an attempt to make contestants for NSFW.- Best Friend: With Mellow Fellow Bucket Hat.
- Catchphrase: "I'm Carrot Ball!" at rather inappropriate and unexpected times.
- The Ditz: Carrot is most definitely lacking in the intelligence department. This is justified since he was created by Your Host, who is also lacking in brains, just before the start of the competition and hence his child-like, goofy mindset.
- Fantastic Fruits and Vegetables: Carrot Ball was supposed to be a regular carrot but due to being a creation of Your Host, she came out as an "inbred" ball-shaped hybrid (Hence the name).
- Verbal Tic: Has a habit of introducing themself even when others already know who they are.
Cookie
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Rank: 22nd
Team: GRRR!
Pronouns: He/Him, Age: 21
Voiced by: Chlazy
A chocolate chip cookie.- Team Dad: He was supposed to build up as one for GRRR!, and according to Word of God, Cookie would become a father figure and Morality Pet for Aesthetic had he stayed longer. His early elimination left Purple Pencil to pick up the slack.
- Morality Pet: To, believe it or not, Aesthetic. Cookie made it his personal mission to curb Aesthetic's violent tendencies and reward him with some of his chocolate chips for good behavior. However, this positive influence didn't last long once he was eliminated and Aesthetic became a lot worse afterward.
Dorito
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Rank: 16th
Team: Happy
Pronouns: He/They, Age: 17
Voiced by: Peaktrashboy
A tortilla chip snack.- The Leader: To half of their team since Walnut and Sharpie think he's a better leader than Expired Candy who proclaimed herself as such and formed an alliance with the rest of Happy.
- Supporting Leader: Despite being declared as one of the team captains for Happy, he has a rather passive role and just lets the other team captain Expired Candy take charge with her alliance.
DVD Player
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Rank: 10th*
Team: MURDER
Pronouns: He/They, Age: 17
Recommended by: Gltolo
A broken DVD player and the first debuter of NSFW.- Author Avatar: DVD Player is the main objectsona of Gltolo, their recommender and one of the crew members for the animated weenies project.
- Broken Faceplate: They have hairline cracks on every corner of their screen.
- Cheerful Child: Acts all naive with child-like innocence even though they are 17 years old, making more of a Cheerful Manchild instead. This is probably due to his Childhood Brain Damage perpetually locking him into this state.
- Childhood Brain Damage: Enthusiastically proclaims to be dropped as a baby in his first lines which would explain their current personality and mental state. However, as disclosed by Gltolo, the actual circumstances are quite tragic since DVD Player accidentally fell out of a moving car and was badly broken as a result. This incident left his screen cracked, DVD tray jutting out and him being blinded in the left eye.
- Chuck Cunningham Syndrome: Due to serious events going on at the time, DVD Player was removed from NSFW 16B on the request of their recommender Gltolo with nobody acknowledging his sudden disappearance in-universe as if the debut never happened in the first place.
- Crazy Enough to Work: His plan of freeing Purple Pencil out of her icy predicament in NSFW 12 was to breathe heavily and then spit onto it despite the rest of MURDER thinking it's a terrible idea. Surprisingly, the plan worked with a majority of the ice substantially melted alongside bringing her back to consciousness. But alas it ends up subverted as the team lost anyway when Purple Pencil, disgusted by DVD Player spitting on her, flings them towards the other team's ice and shatters it completely.
- The Ditz: Falling out of a moving car would do that to your mental state.
- Eye Scream: He can't see out of his left eye anymore due to the car accident that caused their Childhood Brain Damage. Unlike in Object Shows, the affected eye isn't permanently closed nor do they have a noticeable crack over it.
- Monochromatic Eyes: The only contestant to have white eyes and mouth assets which are usually reserved for demons.
- Naïve Newcomer: Joining mid-way into the game with zero competition experience, DVD Player is blissfully unaware of any drama or conflicts the contestants went through and the only castmember to not encounter any demons so far (Even though they died and went over to the now frost-over hell). Overall, they are slowly getting into the groove of the competition albeit very, very slowly.
- No Sense of Humor: As part of the standup routine with Bucket Hat for NSFW 13, DVD Player did a tasteless "Bofa" joke which didn't sit well at all with the judges, even Your Host who initially gave them a ten for a previous joke but took it back after Eggiey told her the meaning behind the former. Predictably, they received a whopping total score of 5/40 for their team.
- The Pollyanna: Super bubbly but stupidly naive. He also doesn't know the concept of stranger danger since Your Host attempted to kidnap them but still willingly joined NSFW because of how cute they are.
- Replacement Goldfish: They are this to Carrot Ball for Bucket Hat since the former got eliminated and the latter resorted to him as their new sitting buddy to move around (Although they lamented that it's not the same). DVD Player themself doesn't mind and happily oblige since they always wanted to wear a hat.
- Sixth Ranger: As they won the debut, DVD Player joins late into the competition at the halfway mark and two-team phase.
- We Hardly Knew Ye: Their time on Nice Show For Weenies as a debuter had them only competing in three issues before abruptly vanishing on account of Gltolo requesting their removal due to recent events at the time.
Expired Candy
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Rank: TBA
Team: Happy (NSFW 1-10), PNG Hate Group (NSFW 11-onwards)
Pronouns: She/He, Age: 19
Voiced by: Sttanish
A spunky peppermint swirl candy past her expiration date.- The Alliance: Created one with Pin Cushion, Peace Logo, Red Ball, and Monumenty who all eventually became True Companions to the point of wanting to buy a house and moving in together.
- Death Seeker: Expired Candy picks his teammates based on how much they are willing to eat her since his time (Or in this case, expiration date) is up. She later apparently drops this mentality as no matter how many times he dies and returns back from hell, she will still be expired.
- The Leader: While Sharpie and Walnut think otherwise, half of Team Happy are more than happy to follow her and became part of her alliance.
Foam Hand
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Rank: 23rd
Team: Blockbuster's Team
Pronouns: He/Him, Age: 16
Voiced by: Apple Cider
A pointing foam hand. Not much can be really said about him but he seems to be fairly relaxed and reasonable.- Fantastic Racism: When eliminated, he pointed out how everyone who got out was armless and wondered if the audience has a distaste for his kind. Blockbuster began apologizing on behalf but turns out Foam Hand wasn't actually serious about the coincidence and left peacefully.
- Flat Character: Foam Hand's meager time in the competition amounts to getting booted out third, pointing out that all the contestants eliminated were armless and that's it. For crying out loud, the previous two eliminatees at least have some established personality compared to his none.
- Irony: For an object whose species is a literal hand, Foam Hand doesn't have any functional arms.
- Out of Focus: Given how he was eliminated so early on without any sort of characterisation, Foam Hand receives the least amount of attention out of the cast to the point that Chlazy sometimes forgets he even exists. Even when the focus is on the eliminated contestants, he doesn't do or say much to acknowledge his presence.
- We Hardly Knew Ye: Was the first member of Blockbuster's Team and third overall eliminated from the show. Like the last and second-to-last placer, nothing special is going on with him.
Goodwill
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Rank: TBA
Team: Blockbuster's Team (NSFW 1-10), PNG Hate Group (NSFW 11-onwards)
Pronouns: He/Him, Age: 18
Voiced by: Apple Cider
A Goodwill logo- Affectionate Nickname: Is called "shawty" by Blockbuster and moreso after they became boyfriends. In turn, he calls him endearing pet names such as "Babe" and "Hun".
- Big Damn Kiss: Gives one to Blockbuster to reciprocate his love and cement their Relationship Upgrade.
- Blue Oni, Red Oni: The socially awkward, reserved Blue Oni to Blockbuster's extroverted, bodacious Red Oni.
- Nice Guy: He was the first one to give Blockbuster a chance in spite of being initially put off by his personality. Overall, Goodwill is a kind and helpful individual for his team.
- Official Couple: With Blockbuster as of NSFW 9F after both confess their feelings for one another.
- Sleep Cute: Blockbuster cuddles him while they were asleep in NSFW 6E until Your Host startles them awake.
- Satellite Love Interest: There's not really much to say about Goodwill despite having as much focus as his boyfriend Blockbuster. To prove the point, name one trait of his that isn't related to his relationship with Blockbuster in any way. Hell, all the tropes on Goodwill's page do not help his case in the slightest.
- Straight Gay: There's no indication of Goodwill's sexual orientation until Badwill, his Evil Doppelgänger, proclaims to be the total opposite of him, most importantly, super straight. He denies it at first but his feelings for Blockbuster proved otherwise.
- Twofer Token Minority: He's both armless and gay which gets squared since he's in a relationship with Blockbuster, making them a Twofer Token Minority Couple.
Green Ball
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Rank: 25th (Last)
Team: Happy
Pronouns: He/They, Age: 18
Voiced by: Sandia
A green ball who is the cynical twin brother of Red Ball.- We Hardly Knew Ye: He’s the first one to be eliminated from NSFW.
Monumenty
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Rank: 19th
Team: Happy
Pronouns: He/Him, Age: 18
Voiced by: Adamzeestorm
A monument statue- The Alliance: With Expired Candy, Pin Cushion, Peace Logo, and Red Ball.
- Astonishingly Appropriate Appearance: Monumenty, like his name suggests, is a Living Statue with a profession in funeral directing (Or at the very least makes high-quality gravestones as a living/hobby).
- Creepy Mortician: Downplayed. Monumenty is more cheerful than creepy but takes pride and joy in creating tombstones for the deceased than one should and was a little upset the contestants can be revived. This is could be due to living in New York and running a funeral home with his family.
- Living Statue: It cannot be more apparent than him being a monument with sentience and legs.
- Those Two Guys: Since Expired Candy and Peace Logo and Tomatt and Tomadi are already duos in their alliance, he's paired up with Red Ball by default and is seen hanging around him the most. They don't get as much focus as the other alliance members which only reinforces the trope.
Neon Cactus
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Rank: 18th
Team: Blockbuster's Team
Pronouns: She/They, Age: 12
Voiced by: Snowstorm
A neon cactus sign on a stand- Annoying Younger Sibling: As the youngest member of Blockbuster's Team and second-youngest of the cast overall (Right after Your Host and Carrot Ball), they enact accordingly like pestering the Pin Cushion twins for a bedtime story and refusing to go to sleep.
- The Baby of the Bunch: As the youngest of the contestants at age 12, Neon Cactus is the most naive and immature on her team, sometimes even acting as an Annoying Younger Sibling.
- Those Two Guys: Seen hanging out with Spam the most.
Outlet
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Rank: 9thnote
Team: GRRR! (NSFW 1-4), PNG Hate Group (NSFW 12-onwards)
Pronouns: She/Her, Age: 20
Voiced by: Julius Almighty
An electric power socket outlet.- Characterisation Marches On: She didn't do much back in GRRR! and was eliminated very early on. However, the rejoin lets Outlet have her time to shine when she returns for a second chance. She cements her role as a mediator for her new team and manages to effortlessly resolve the year-long Sibling Rivalry between PNG and Aesthetic.
- Non-Standard Character Design: A minor example since her arms are not aligned with her body like the others and are way above her face (Making it hard for her to do headstands).
- Out of Focus: Before the rejoin, she gets sidelined in the competition to the point of only having sixteen lines in total, less than Graywill who has only been in two chapters.
- Straight Gay: She is not shy about her preference for women as she runs straight outside of the church without a second thought into Your Cohost's trap in NSFW 11 for the promise of some and outright admitted to being a lesbian in NSFW 13.Your Cohost: Uh...Women?Outlet: Fuck yeah!! Women!! [Gets disintigrated]
Peace Logo
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Rank: TBA
Team: Happy (NSFW 1-10), PNG Hate Group (NSFW 11-onwards)
Pronouns: He/They, Age: 21
Voiced by: BurningQuesadilla
A peace sign.- The Alliance: With Expired Candy, Monumenty, Pin Cushion and Red Ball.
- The Lancer: Expired Candy's right-hand man due to being her closest and Best Friend and the only alliance member left by the halfway mark of the competition.
- Mistaken Nationality: The cast presumes him to be Jamaican due to being a peace sign when they're actually from Iceland. It also doesn't really help that they have the colours of the Mali flag.
Pin Cushion
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Rank: 17th
Team: Blockbuster's Team
Pronouns: He/She/They (Both), Age: 19
Voiced by: Ray Ray (Tomadi) and Lotus (Tomatt)
A pin cushion who's a pair of twins. Tomadi is the tomato pin cushion while Tomatt is the strawberry emery.- The Alliance: With Expired Candy, Peace logo, Red Ball, and Monumenty who are all on another team since Pin Cushion can't stand most of their own teammates. They tend to help out Happy more than their team but not to the point of sabotage and Blockbuster's Team is more or less okay with this.
- Armless Biped: Played straight and inverted. Tomadi has legs but no arms whereas Tomatt has arms but no legs.
- Blade Enthusiast: According to NSFW 5, Tomatt is one since "[he] doesn't throw hands, [he] throws knives" (Albeit plastic ones) although this was never demonstrated on-screen.
- Conjoined Twins: They're connected at their string (which can be easily broken).
- Shipper on Deck: The biggest supporters of Blockbuster and Goodwill who actively watch the former's attempts to confess to the latter from the sidelines. They both chuckle to themselves after they sensed Goodwill reciprocrating Blockbuster's feelings.
PNG
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Rank: 12th
Team: GRRR! (NSFW 1-10), PNG Hate Group (NSFW 11-onwards)
Pronouns: He/They, Age: 17
Voiced by: the uh
A PNG background image.- Flat Character: The least developed and most lackluster member of GRRR! to the point of being him and everyone else expecting his elimination because of it.
- Nice Mean And In Between: Of the three "children" Purple Pencil deals with, PNG is the well-behaved and obedient Nice to Steve Japple's In-Between and Aesthetic's Mean.
- Only Known by Initials: His full name, going by A Dog Named "Dog" naming logic, would be "Portable Network Graphics" but he's only ever known as PNG.
- Screw This, I'm Outta Here: Once the merge has been established, PNG wastes no time splitting off and leaving GRRR!, especially Aesthetic, far behind for a better team. (Too bad they both ended up on the same team anyway)Eggiey: Your teams are now disbanded and new two teams of 6 will be formed!PNG: *GASP* IT'S OVER!! THE NIGHTMARE IS OVER! Aesthetic, FUCK YOU!! I hope you die! See you never! [Estatic]Aesthetic: WHAT?? WELL, FUCK YOU TOO!
- Sibling Rivalry: While none of them are related, he, Aesthetic and Steve Japple form such a dynamic and even considered themselves to be surrogate siblings for that matter. PNG grows exasperated by the other two's antics but stayed out of trouble until the two team phase. Finding himself to still be on the same team as Aesthetic, they both constantly butt heads and Volleying Insults before Outlet intervenes.
Purple Pencil
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Rank: TBA
Team: GRRR! (NSFW 1-10), MURDER (NSFW 11-onwards)
Pronouns: She/They, Age: 23
Voiced by: Prismapop
A purple-coloured 2B pencil- Alliterative Name: There's two "P"s in Purple Pencil
- Best Friend: Forms a close bond with Bootleg Leafy over their knockoff nature (Though Purple Pencil won't admit that) and how they are the only sane members on their team.
- Expy: Looks like a purple recolouration of Pencil from Battle for Dream Island though Purple Pencil's personality is more extreme and murderous. Figures she's also best friends with Bootleg Leafy.
- Gender Flip: She was originally male in the first iteration of NSFW before switching to female for the current version of the webcomic.
- Hidden Depths: Purple Pencil discovers that she's dreadfully lonely and wants friends after almost falling in love with her Evil Doppelgänger in NSFW 9.
- Surrounded by Idiots: After her more reasonable, less-problematic teammates were eliminated in rapid succession, she was stuck dealing with Aesthetic, PNG and especially Steve Japple for an entire year. Babysitting these "kids" took a toll on her sanity and would have been completely gone off the edge if Bootleg Leafy wasn't there.
- Screw Yourself: Upon meeting her Evil Doppelgänger, she becomes infatuated with her in the short time they were together, even Almost Kissing in the process. However, this gave her the startling realisation of how lonely and shut-off she was that the only person she was closest to was herself.
Red Ball
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Rank: 20th
Team: Happy
Pronouns: He/Him, Age: 18
Voiced by: Dave
A red ball and the cheerful twin brother of Green Ball.- The Alliance: With Expired Candy, Pin Cushion, Peace Logo, and Monumenty.
- Those Two Guys: Since Expired Candy and Peace Logo and Tomatt and Tomadi are already duos in their alliance, he's paired up with Monumenty by default and is seen hanging around him the most. They don't get as much focus as the other alliance members which only reinforces the trope.
Sharpie
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Rank: TBA
Team: Happy (NSFW 1-10), MURDER (NSFW 11-onwards)
Pronouns: They/Them, Age: 17
Voiced by: Peaktrashboy
A red sharpie marker who doesn't say much, but it's not due to shyness, it's because of being too apathetic to care. They're emotionless but extremely disturbing.- The Dreaded: Their disturbing sometimes homicidal nature and Pyromaniac tendencies have scared the entire cast out of their wits except for their best friend Wall-Nut. This bites them real hard in the back when nobody wants to be their friend or even be near them after Wall-Nut's elimination and becomes lonely as a result.Sharpie: "Can I be your friend? I won't get violent, I promise."Goodwill: [Girlish Screaming]Blockbuster: "Run Shawty!! I think that bro's gonna eat us!"
- Non-Human Non-Binary: Goes by they/them pronouns and is a sentient sharpie marker.
- Odd Friendship: Who knew a stoic, Soft-Spoken Sadist would be best friends with such an upbeat optimist like Wall-Nut?
- Pyromaniac: Decides to set the entire kitchen ablaze just because they can and watches in awe as the fire burns the restaurant down to the ground.
- The Quiet One: Rarely ever talks and anything they say is in all lowercase or smaller font size.
- Repetitive Name: Their full name as disclosed by Priest Water for their hospital funeral is "Sharpie S. Harpy" with their middle initial and last name spelling out another "Sharpy" when combined.
Spam
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Rank: 21st
Team: Blockbuster's Team
Pronouns: He/Him, Age: 17
Voiced by: Snowstorm
A tin can of Spam.- Flat Character: They have no personality other than being a surrogate brother to Neon Cactus before getting the boot.
- Those Two Guys: Seen hanging out with Neon Cactus the most.
Steve Japple
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Rank: 15th
Team: GRRR!
Pronouns: He/Him, Age: 19
Voiced by: SquareWaveLucky
An Apple logo.- Abhorrent Admirer: Has his eyes dead-set on Purple Pencil, calling her "Senpai" and "My Queen", who utterly hates his guts and everything about him. In internet terms, he's a hopeless simp/incel.
- Amazon Chaser: Purple Pencil's abrasive, murderously violent attitude and being twice as tall as him makes her all the more attractive to him. This attraction, however, faded pretty quickly once he found out he had mistaken Purple Pencil for a guy the whole time.
- Ambiguously Gay: Steve Japple is extremely devoted to Purple Pencil but was blindsided that she was a girl this whole time upon elimination, implying his homosexuality. The ambiguity comes into question because on one hand, Steve had called her "My Queen" and "Onee-San" multiple times with the occasional "Mommy" and "Waifu", which Purple Pencil herself lampshades, but on the other hand, he has never referred to her by any pronouns during his competition run.note
- There's an early hint in NFSW 4 where Purple Pencil comments on Steve Japple only knowing how to violate women to which he replied "Women?". However, this was after he was clearly enjoying his time in hell with all the succubi (Not incubi) and followed up by Aesthetic relying a message to Steve after coming back from there:
Expired Candy: "Oh yeah, nerd boy, Veronica says what happened in hell meant nothing to her."Steve Japple: "NANI?! B-But she nya'd for me, that means nothing to her!?!"- Chlazy also intended for Steve to be gay as from the start but many fans pointed out the inconsistencies mentioned above up until the moment that proved otherwise.
- Blue with Shock: His expression when he's finally eliminated in NSFW 12 like the weeaboo he is.
- Depraved Homosexual: Or Depraved Bisexual (It's hard to tell) since he partakes in absolutely degenerate behaviour, one particular example being the jar incident, especially around his crush Purple Pencil. While he thankfully doesn't do any of the actions he says, what he says is still enough to curdle your skin:NSFW 2C[When Pin Cushion tricks Steve into thinking they are Purple Pencil and breaking his egg]Steve Japple: "uwu, I can't wait to be together hand in hand, partaking in each other's nectar!"Tomatt: "...what?"Tomadi: "Just smash the egg you fucking dork"Steve Japple: Yes, M'lady!NSFW 4BSteve Japple: "Demons wuv to lick feet, snuggies, erotic roleplay and watching One Piece for eternity!"Cookie: "PNG asked what DEMONS you like, not what YOU like."Steve Japple: "Oh, well then I have no idea onisan."
- The Friend Nobody Likes: He's never outright mean but his off-putting, downright incel behaviour leads him to be ostracized by almost everyone, even the nicer objects of the cast like Cookie and Bootleg Leafy.
- Given Name Reveal: In an Instagram-exclusive NSFW issue "The Clone", he states his full name as "Stephen Macadamia Japple" although the validity of it is questionable since the issue was posted on April Fools' Day.
- Has a Type: He has a thing for parental figures, falling hard for Purple Pencil in the first season (Until he found out she was a girl) and later Cookie in the would-be second season where they became an Official Couple, which is kind of concerning from a Freudian point-of-view.
- Incompatible Orientation: He was completely caught off-guard when his crush Purple Pencil reveals to be a girl. This means he unknowingly spent the entire competition, one whole year to be precise, hopelessly wooing someone who isn't his type.
- Middle Child Syndrome: Even though he's technically the oldest of the three "siblings", he constantly is bullied by Aesthetic while PNG refuses to associate with him and is the least favourite of Purple Pencil (The one he tries to woo) who acts as his parental guardian.
- Nice Mean And In Between: Of the three "children" Purple Pencil deals with, Steve Japple is the hopelessly devoted but uncomfortably annoying to be around In-Between to Aesthetic's Mean and PNG's Nice.
- Noodle Implements: His idea for a Christmas toy is a Purple Pencil toy inside a jar but before he went into detail on what he's gonna do with it, Purple Pencil immediately shuts him down in disgust. Those who don't get the reference, don't even think about looking it up and if you do, the implications would be biologically impossible.
- Odd Name Out: He is the only one whose name can qualify as a human name since there's no object that is called "Steve".
- Playful Cat Smile: Can't stop smiling like this, but on account of being a otaku-nut, it's more to showcase how deviant he is than cute.
- Portmanteau: His name is the combination of "Steve Jobs" and "Apple".
- Sibling Rivalry: While none of them are related, he, Aesthetic and PNG form such a dynamic and even considered themselves to be surrogate siblings for that matter. Steve Japple's "quirks" and attitude earn the ire of the other two (and pretty much everybody else) to the point of finally set aside their differences from bonding over the fact that they hate him more than each other.
- They Killed Kenny Again: Revealed to have the highest death count in NSFW 7 on account of Purple Pencil murdering him many times over, though mostly offscreen, from pulling moves on her.
- Verbal Tic: Being an Occidental Otaku, he cannot go without saying "ara ara", "owo", "nani?", "kawaii" and giving everyone honorifics (-san, -chan, -kun, etc).
Wall-Nut
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Rank: 13th
Team: Happy (NSFW 1-10), MURDER (NSFW 11-onwards)
Pronouns: He/Him, Age: 16
Voiced by: Sttanish
A walnut whose upbeat attitude is never brought down by anyone.- Hilariously Abusive Childhood: Recounts this amusing childhood anecdote in NSFW 10D to make Expired Candy feel better over her Height Angst:
Expired Candy: It's days like these when I wish I was taller.
Wall-Nut: If it makes you feel better, when I was a baby, I was so small that my family used me as a bowling ball to knock over hobos.
Expired Candy: That...oddly does make me feel better.
- My Nayme Is: His name is spelled with two "L"s and a hyphen instead of just one with no space for "Walnut" since he was based on the character of the same name in Plants vs. Zombies.
- Odd Friendship: Wall-Nut is the best of friends with Sharpie and, unlike almost everyone else, doesn't mind their odd, intensely-macabre vibes they give off since he finds this endearing.
- Only Friend: Sharpie's disturbing nature has made everyone steer far, far away from them except for Wall-Nut.
- Shout-Out: Wall-Nut is a reference to the plant of the same name and species in Plants vs. Zombies.
Demons
In General
Teams
- Evil Doppelgänger: All of them are demonic counterparts to the contestants but are of varying degrees of evil due to either being a complete opposite of the NSFW cast or basically a carbon copy if their "good" selves are just as evil as the demons themselves.
- Monochromatic Eyes: All of the demons have white eyes which goes well with their varying red colour scheme.
Badwill
See his folder in "Hosts" above.
Badbuster
Pronouns: He/They, Age: 18
The demon clone of Blockbuster. Unlike the other demons, he's very sweet but incredibly shy and soft-spoken.- Affectionate Nickname: Badbuster calls Badwill "Husband" after Your Cohost declared them both to be their dads but what really caused their Relationship Upgrade was when he called him "Shawty" for the first time in "The SECOND Moment".
- Good Is Not Nice: While he's one of the kinder if not kindest demon clones out there, he's still on board with Badwill's plans to overtake and kill everybody in NSFW. Helps that he has a crush on his boss.
- Totally Radical: Not to the extent of his counterpart but he does throw in a few slang words in his dialogue.
- Promotion to Parent: Becomes Your-Cohost's other dad upon their creation and provides moral support alongside Badwill's training. He takes parenting more seriously and began calling Badwill his "husband".
- Relationship Upgrade: Just like their counterparts, Badbuster and Badwill became a couple starting from BDSM 3 onwards although the two refer to themselves as husbands rather than boyfriends due to raising Your Cohost. However, since Badwill is more uncomfortable with his sexuality, they are taking things relatively slow.
- Sensitive Guy and Manly Man: The Sensitive Guy to Badwill's Manly Man.
Your Cohost
Pronouns: Any, Age: 1
The demon clone of Your Host made with a bit of their goo left on the court floor from NSFW 3. Your Cohost can access all of Your Host's powers but with greater proficiency and for sinister purposes.- Horns of Villainy: Your Cohost's horns are more of pipe-cleaners than actual horns but it still counts as they are firmly hellbent on vaporizing the NSFW cast so his dads can take over the show.
- Reduced to Dust: Uses the ability to annihilate their victims into ash frequently and effectively since they were instructed to kill any and every NSFW contestant on sight.
Demon Clones
Carrot Bad
Pronouns: Any, Age: 1
The demon clone of Carrot Ball.Demon Candy
Pronouns: She/Her, Age: 19
The demon clone of Expired Candy.Demon Japple
Esthetic
Pronouns: He/They/It, Age: 15
The demon clone of AestheticExplode-O-Nut
Pronouns: Him/His, Age: 16
The demon clone of Wal-Nut.- Shout-Out: Like Wall-Nut, Explode-O-Nut is based on the plant, species and especially its ability of Plants vs. Zombies.
- Suicide Attack: Used his self-destruction abilities on Wal-Nut so he'll be dragged to hell alongside him.
Graywill
Pronouns: He/They, Age: 18
The purgatory clone of Goodwill who is made with both Badwill and Goodwill's DNA. Neither bad nor good, Graywill is fine going along with the flow and is generally a chill, nonchalant person.- The Fatalist: Doesn't care whether he lives or dies since he was created to be an apathetic version of Goodwill.
Hate Logo
Hot Chip
Pronouns: He/She, Age: 17
The demon clone of Dorito.- Evil Is Angular: She has sharper edges and outlines compared to Dorito's curvier and softer ones.
- Shout-Out: Her name and one of his very first lines is a reference to the "be bisexual, eat hot chip & lie" meme.
JPG
Marker
Pronouns: They/Them, Age: 17
The demon clone of Sharpie.Meth
The demon clone of spam.- Exactly What It Says on the Tin: Meth is a packed tin can of methamphetamine as the text "Meth" is proudly displayed on their body.
Red Pencil
- Narcissist: Chlazy described her as if Purple Pencil only cared about herself and didn't need the support of her friends. Of course, she fell deeply in love with Purple Pencil and was quite the romantic around her.
Rip-Off Leafy
Statue
Top Hat
Pronouns: He/They/She, Age: 22
The demon clone of Bucket Hat who thinks they're way superior to his counterpart because of her tallness and sophisticated nature. Other Demons
The mischievous demons residing in the nine circles of hell underneath the competition grounds.
- Demoted to Extra: They have significantly less screen time after their first appearance once Badwill takes over Lucifer's role and clones more demonic counterparts of the cast, leaving them kind of redundant and out of the job even though they are hell-born demons.
- Small Role, Big Impact: If it weren't for Stop Sign cloning Goodwill, we would never have Badwill, his demon clone army or the series-spanning narrative that defined the show.
Others
Eggcardo
Pronouns: He/Him, Age: 32
Eggiey's ex-lab partner who quitted the project of Your Host one year before their release.- A Lizard Named "Liz": Uniquely enough, their name doesn't end with a "-y" suffix but rather a combination of "Egg" and "Ricardo".
- Came Back Wrong: Your Host's first time at recovery ended with Eggcardo being revived as a pile of crayon scribbles screaming out "pain" over and over again. Needless to say, this was also the last time Your Host recover anyone as Eggcardo was put out of his misery by Eggiey again.
- Shout-Out: His bandana and name is a reference to the Ricardo Milos meme though the similarities stop there since he's nothing like him personality or appearance-wise.
Hatcher (Unmarked Spoilers)
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Pronouns: He/Him, Age: 45
A white rock-shaped egg and the brother of Eggcardo.- A Lizard Named "Liz": Hatcher is named after the process where chicks emerge from their eggs (Otherwise known as "hatching") instead of his actual species like everybody else.
- Character Title: Part G of NSFW 13, the chapter in which he debuted, was named after himself.
- Early-Bird Cameo: Before his proper debut, Hatcher can be heard offscreen talking to Eggiey in "Intermission" as well as part of his head being seen between Burned Taco and Goodwill in the official cast picture at the top of the characters' page.
- Hate Sink: In just his introductory alone, he managed to earn the ire of the entire NSFW fanbase when he brutally tortured Your Cohost (who is a week-old child) with a cattle prod, cross and holy waterboarding, completely breaking them into a husk of their former self barely clinging onto life. The viewers on Discord have furiously listed down ways to cook and eat eggs, vandalize his pictures, play tic-tac-toe on his forehead and post hate comments galore.
- Horrible Housing: Where he and Eggcardo live is described to be a "crack house".
- "It" Is Dehumanizing: While Your Host and Cohost go by any pronouns, Hatcher exclusively refers to them as "it" in a derogatory fashion. He doesn't even acknowledge them as living beings with feelings but rather tools at his disposal.
- Light Is Not Good: He's no darker than Pantone 11-0601 TCX but is easily the evilest character to ever exist in NSFW-verse. Why? This pasty white as a bleach-dipped sheet motherfucker kidnapped and enslaved a child while torturing them in cold blood for his own personal gain (Also he's homophobic). And you think the demons were bad...
Ja Crispy
- Blank White Void: Where he resides which acts as the purgatory to the elimination dimension although it's unknown if he's a creation of Your Host since he made both worlds.
The Debut Cast
From Bottom to Top and Left to Right Burnt Taco, Snowglobe, Cat Ears, Shades, Teacup, DVD Player, S'more, Vase, Swiss Army Knife, Kite, Bookmark and Matchbox
Twelve objects who signed up for NSFW (This time with minimal kidnapping) in hopes of becoming the show's debuter. They all make their first appearance in "NSFW 11J: The Debut".In General
Bookmark
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Recommended by: KID
An arm-shaped bookmarkBurned Taco
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Recommended by: Leafy
A half-burnt lettuce taco who wants to make the entire world as ugly as they are.Cat Ears
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Recommended by: BBwipes
An apathetic cat ears headbandDVD player
See above in "Contestants"Kite
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Recommended by: Blossom
A blue kite with ribbon tails- Armless Biped: The second inversion in NSFW after Tomatt.
Matchbox
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Recommended by: Trix
A matchboxShades
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Recommended by: N/A
A retro pair of neon shadesS'more
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Recommended by: Random
A s'moreSnowglobe
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Recommended by: Ophi
A snowglobe- Chuck Cunningham Syndrome: Due to controversial events in the NSFW discord, the recommender requested for Snowglobe to not make any more appearances in the show.
Swiss Army Knife
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Recommended by: Prisma
A pocket swiss army knifeTeacup
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Recommended by: Spork
A white ceramic teacup with gold trimmings- Tea Is Classy: She is of upper-class nobility so it's fitting she would be a teacup full of high-quality tea.
Vase
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Recommended by: Norix
A ceramic vase