Oh my god, I remember this thread. Thankfully this isn't Reddit since I would have a much worse death on there.
I guess I get so unlucky trying to catch Zorua in a Pokémon game it comes out of the screen and murders me, somehow.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Well I named myself by a bs made up chemical compound. So I either get trapped in a room with noxious chemical fumes with no way to escape and inhale it, killing me or I drink the liquid compound.
Edited by Dhiruxide on Nov 18th 2019 at 4:55:13 PM
Peter
I get killed by people with swords. 10 swords, 3 people forgot to bring one so they had to share some swords.
Although what I could do to have that happen is beyond me. How can I make that many enemies? And enemies with swords? In this day and age?
Adorable? Check. Moral? Check. Sympathetic? Check. He is, in fact, a good boy.
(ON INDEFINITE HIATUS)
Death by getting mauled by an arctic wolf. Pretty obvious
She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort character
Death by... hazards?
dork: silent assassin
Something unpleasant involving an armored fighting vehicle.
Edited by ArmoredFury on Nov 17th 2019 at 10:12:42 PM
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
Heya there! I'm West.
Loving JTTW too much so I forget to eat and die?
At least it’s better than be killed by 905 nerdy girls.
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Just some guy
Well, my real name is Sean so... Basically the "don't trust anyone, even yourself" meme.
PIZZA HUT FAMILY... TRANSCENDS SPIRITUAL REALITY
Oh god no. I peodphile a boy so hard I die.
my current job
Another person named William kills me while I'm working on a Radar in the middle of a Storm.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Jewel (current day)
I get killed by a Loony Fan of Wheatley.
Cosmic human watches over a certain Meme universe.
@Zorua: With black and red eyes and hyperrealistic blood? :P
A Mad Doctor would sic his pet puma on me.
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
Dwar of Helium
Crash on either an arctic or desert world. If the crash doesn’t do it, being stranded will.
Now, I'm going to ask you that question once more. And if you say no, I'm going to shoot you through the head. - John Cleese
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
I'll die because of... myself?
Zanreo doesn't even "mean" anything besides being a word/name I made up and thought would be a cool username, guess this is the downside of having this kind of username 
Oh Captain!~
Wow, my death would be straight out of Titus Andronicus. Holy shit.
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Just a Mettaur
Poisoned by the thorn of a deadly blue plant.
A great Mascot Mook.
Ruler of Everything
Mauled by a female tabby? Well, in this case, she is More Deadly Than the Male.
"I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!" - Yondu,2017
amazing glazing
Mauled by a rabid ferret while travelling across Route 66.
i think i’m in love (probably just hungry)
Light and Hope
Assassinated by a man named Dave. Well, I guess there could be a much worse way to go.
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
I get killed by a massive diamond that falls out of the sky! 
Cheechers
One dog named cheech will maul me to death
In memory of flash games.
Death by bureaucracy seems frighteningly accurate.
It took until the sequels for Star Wars to have a zero gravity scene.
Braids From S286 Not Included
I'm the 9001st troper to die... to the "OVER 9000!" meme.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
She/Her | inactive for now
I die in a, well, psychedelicate way, whatever that would entail.
Inspired by an ask Reddit question, how does your username predict how you die?
I think I'll die by dehydrating/overheating in a desert.