Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

• (Player1) shouts at (Player2) that the Sith are evil. (Player2) retorts that from (his/her2) point of view, the Jedi Council is evil!
• (Player1) kills (Player2) after learning (he/she2) draws Undertail. (blacklisted)
• (Player1) offers the other tributes a Stout Shako for 2 refined.
• (Player1) tries to start a conversion with (Player2) over (his/her1) favourite music genre, only for (Player2) to lecture (him/her1) over the genre being exploitative.
• (Player1) is sliced in half by (Player2), but reforms into (Player1) the Undying through (his/her1) determination.

I'm not going to be suggesting any more events ever again if you're going to be getting triggered by them ad infinitum.

@Bale: I literally just told you I’m not suggesting any more events within the rules or not.

Edited by The_Dag on Apr 9th 2021 at 4:00:00 PM

Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!

Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure

Dag, we've told you twice before that events that are sexual or controversial in nature are not allowed in this forum game and will not be added to the simulator. Not only is your Undertail event sexual despite us telling you before that sexual events will no longer be accepted, it's also a Take That! (even if we all agree that Undertail is disgusting) and an example of Fan Myopia (which will lead to very uncomfortable conversations if anyone asks what Undertail is.)

We understand that you find these sorts of events funny or interesting, but as we've explained to you before, you're not the only one participating in this forum game, and the majority of our players have agreed that these sorts of events do not have a place in HGS. I'm sure there are HGS communities out there that would allow these edgy, offensive events – perhaps those communities would be better-suited for you.

At any rate, since this is the third time we've had to talk to you about this and it seems that you haven't been listening to us, you have been banned from suggesting events for the next three seasons, including this one. You can still nominate tributes as normal, and your event suggestion privileges will be restored in Season 156, but please take this as a warning to improve your behaviour. If you continue to suggest offensive events after this, we'll have no choice but to inflict a harsher punishment.

Again, any host? Any runner?

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

I can be a backup runner, if all else fails.

Edited by Risdio51 on Apr 8th 2021 at 11:08:55 AM

I can't say goodbye to yesterday…

• (Player1) turns out to be a serial killer who tricks the police by having (his/her1) victims appear as victims of crimes (he/she1) didn't do, even leaving notes behind to taunt them.

Was going to have Player1 reveal that to Player2, but the limited amount of characters made me decide to omit that. Also was considering having that be revealed by Player1 killing Player2, but again limited character space would make that to hard to have the words look nice (i.e. not forced).

As for what kind of crimes would be faked here, can be anything you can think of really. For example, faking cannibalism without any teeth marks by simply having the victim be in the process of getting cut up with a knife and fork (naturally, said knife and fork would be left behind at the crime scene).

Edited by TheGamechanger on Apr 8th 2021 at 11:40:45 AM

The League of Heroes

A crapton of Looney Tunes events:

• (Player1) inadvertently shoots (Player2)'s mouth off with a gun. Annoyed, (Player2) sticks (his/her2) mouth back on.^*  Many Daffy Duck shorts.
• (Player1) runs after a line-drive, yelling "I got it! I got it!" The baseball buries (Player1) on contact, and a headstone reading "(He/She1) Got It" pops up. (Fatal -> P1) ^*  Baseball Bugs
• (Player1) attempts to attack (Player2) with an axe, but is stopped by a sticker (Player2) is wearing that reads: "Do Not Open Til X-Mas". ^*  "Daffy Duck Hunt"
• (Player1) inadvertently drinks a "Hyde Potion" and turns into a monstrous "Hyde" version of (himself/herself1) every few minutes for the rest of the season. (Also Feast?) ^*  "Hyde and Go Tweet"
  • (Player1) literally falls to pieces upon seeing a monster version of (Player2) before instantly reconstituting (himself/herself1) and fleeing.
• (Player1) captures (Player2) with a straitjacket-firing bazooka, but (Player2) later escapes. ^*  "The Hasty Hare"
• (Player1) waters "tornado seeds" that instantly create tornadoes that level (Player2) and (Player3)'s camps. ^*  "Whoa Be-Gone"
• (Player1) shoots at (Player2), but (Player2) plugs the gun with bubble gum, causing (Player1) to get encased in a bubble gum bubble upon firing. ^*  "Rabbit Every Monday"
• (Player1) goes into hysterics when (he/she1) thinks (he/she1) has crushed (Player2), not realizing (he/she1) only crushed a tomato. ^*  "The Heckling Hare"
• (Player1) drives a car off a ridiculously tall cliff, only to stop short just before hitting the ground because the car ran out of gas.
• (Player1) gives (Player2) "medicine" that is actually nitroglycerin. (Player2) promptly goes boom after being shaken up too much. (Fatal P1 -> P2) ^*  "Mr. Devil and Dr. Hare"
• (Player1) tries to blast off into space in a rocket, but the rocket embeds itself in the ground. (Player1) realizes (he/she1) had the silly thing in reverse. ^*  Duck Dodgers in the 24½th Century
  • (Player1) disentigrates (Player2) with a disentigrating pistol, but (Player3) restores (him/her2) with a reintegrating pistol. (P2 doesn't actually die)
• (Player1) accidentally launches (himself/herself1) straight up through a series of powerlines, turning (himself/herself1) into julienne.^*  A Tweety Bird cartoon whose name currently escapes me. (Fatal -> P1)
• (Player1) is spooked by a baby bird and falls down a cliff. (He/she1) tries to save face by telling (Player2) that (he/she1) lost (his/her1) footing.^*  "Cat's Paw"
• (Player1) periodically approaches (Player2) throughout the day, asking if (he/she1) can help a fellow tribute who's down on (his/her2) luck.^*  8 Ball Bunny
• (Player1) has a breakdown when (he/she1) thinks (Player2) has just baked (Player3) into a batch of cookies, unaware that (Player3) is just fine. (Also Feast) ^*  Feed the Kitty
• (Player1) tries to quit the season, but (Player2) enters (Player1)'s dream and turns it into an Opinion-Changing Nightmare. (Player1) decides to stay. (Would say Night-only, but this happens in broad daylight in its source material.)^*  The Big Snooze
  • (Player1) repeatedly dupes (Player2) into walking off a cliff. (Player2) briefly turns into a sucker before scrambling back to solid ground each time.
  • (Player1) shows (Player2) how to escape a mob of tributes by running away from them while doing an absolutely ridiculous dance.^*  "them" refers to the mob, for clarification

Edited by kablammin45 on Apr 8th 2021 at 8:07:27 AM

"I shall not be foolish again, my dear Gwendolyn!"

Another event I just came up with:

• (Player1) tries summoning a dreaded, powerful entity to destroy (his/her1) foes, but fails as the stories of the entity were exaggerated over time and is actually harmless.

The League of Heroes

Chrono Cross(1)

• After (Player1) beats (Player2), it turns out to be a shadow. The real (Player2) says: "Do you think I would pick a fight with a rabid dog?"(Shortened because of the character limit, non-fatal)

Killer Instinct finishers(3)

• (Player1) turns (Player2) into a frog and crushes (him/her2). Awesome victory!
• (Player1) summons a car, that falls on (Player2). Awesome victory!
• (Player1) binds (Player2) with two demonic-looking hands, then has a giant skull fall on (him/her2). Awesome victory!

One of the over 40 party members from Chrono Cross. And a canon mother to celebrate the upcoming Mother's Day(05/12).

@The_Dag:

Look Dag, there's two ways this can go:

1. You comply to the rules that this thread has made over the years to remain civil and appropriate for the vast amount of tropers that have come and go here; it's as easy as not suggesting events that blatantly break the rules we've established for a long time before this particular Reboot thread was even made and are on the very first page of the thread to be read.

2. You leave. Because you seem to be physically unable to follow our rules despite being told multiple times to do so and always responding by claiming we're "triggered", "offended" and never actually think about what other people think of the game and that the rules we established are meant for a general playerbase that's given a majority vote of opinion on not allowing those events; this game isn't going to bend over for what you like nor are your opinions a priority above everyone else's.

You don't like the rules? Go and find another HGS community online, our thread isn't the only one in the internet that hosts this game, there are tons of threads like these in other forum sites and if you can't adapt to our rules regarding events then it's for the better for you to find another thread where they'll accept it.

Your "Edgy N' Dark" humor is not funny to the people in this thread overall and your attitude is extremely immature and rude, we are not kicking you out for bad events but we definitely are putting our foot down the moment you respond to our rule-imposing by being rude and immature so you can get the message

You can say we're "triggered", "sensitive", "offended", etc. It won't change the fact that you've been a completely uncooperative and rude troper and your penchant of not giving any constructive feedback when called out and instead resorting to name-calling and acting entitled to doing what you want without considering anyone else has not given you a good image at all with anyone else on the thread.

Again, the choice is yours to make: You can comply and keep playing under our rules or not comply and find another community to play in, because we aren't taking your immature responses and attitude anymore. We won't force you to take either decision, it's all up to you.

Edited by VengefulBale on Apr 8th 2021 at 7:08:01 AM

"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."

~The Gamechanger, please add this to the top of the OP:

If you have any additional questions, please contact the thread's moderators, Psychedelicate, Troper No. 9001, Vengeful Bale, and Zanreo, preferably through PMs. They're in charge of keeping the game running smoothly, including making critical decisions in regards to players who begin to show reprehensible behavior.

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

Updated the OP.

Inspired by my own comment. Don't know if we already have these exact events (well, not exact in words, just in meaning), but:

• (Player1) makes a game show based on (his/her1) source material, being the host and inviting (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) as the contestants.
• (Player1) makes a board game based on (his/her1) source material.
• (Player1) makes a RPG video game based on (his/her1) source material.
• (Player1) makes a party video game based on (his/her1) source material.

For those video game events I could've listed more events for each game genre, but picked just Role-Playing Game and Party Game as I figured those would be the most fun genres to imagine for the various source materials out there. As for the Party Game in particular, what I had in mind was for said game to be similar to Mario Party, but I declined to put that in said event as I figured depending on the source material it may be a better fit for it to draw from more than one type of Party Game.

As for the game show event, I could just say that "Player2 wins" at the end, but decided not to as the rules and rewards for said game show could vary to fit the source material in question. So for the winnings I think it's best to leave that up to our imaginations.

Edited by TheGamechanger on Apr 9th 2021 at 10:01:14 AM

The League of Heroes

Kablam can host if nobody else does, but the earliest he can start is on Monday.

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

A few ideas I had...

• (Player1) and (Player2) get into a bar fight with (Player1) smashing (Player2)'s face in with a bar stool.
• (Player1) and (Player2) have an argument over who should clean the campsite, and (Player2) shoves (Player1) into the campfire.
• (Player1) and (Player2) get into a pine cone war, ending when (Player1) throws a rock at (Player2)'s head, killing (him/her2).
• (Player1) rides (his/her1) dirt bike across the woods, only for it to run out of gas, leaving (him/her1) to get lost in the woods.
• (Player1) and (Player2) have a jump rope contest, which ends when (Player1) falls on (his/her1) face.

Edited by MatthewLMayfield on Apr 9th 2021 at 10:01:41 AM

Edited by Billy5545 on Apr 11th 2021 at 2:20:15 AM

Just an eagle. (Feel free to PM me if you want to talk to me).

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Apr 10th 2021 at 4:58:07 PM

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

Sorry for the double post, but Kablam and I have set up the Clean Save for Risdio.

EDIT: Since Ris was asleep and only backup runner, Scipion took over and has sent the save to Kablam.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Apr 12th 2021 at 4:06:30 PM

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

Just look at everythin' goin' on and just say what I think? Yeah, I can do that. This Leonard guy ain't got nothin' tuh worry about. His reputation's in good hands, just sayin'!

Ahem...Here we are again at the Hunger Games, fellas! I'm yer host, Leonard Sutton! Don't mind my face, just forgot tuh put mah stage make-up on. Totally not a Ditto impersonatin' him or anythin'! So we've got some pretty interestin' faces lined up here tuhday, from as far away as...uh, some place whose name I haven't a darn clue idea how tuh pronounce. Knew I shoulda done some researchin'... Anyway, without further ado, let's git the heck over to the podium so we can git this 153rd season of this Hunger Games thingamawhazzit started.

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• Battle Music: Gear Getaway - DKC Returns (Smash)
• The Reapin'!

• The Bloodbath!◊
  • Dern, Light Spinner sure didn't waste any time 'fore knockin' somebody off. Looks like Momosuzu's run's just ended 'fore it even started!
  • Whoa nelly! The Cornucopia just went boom as the K-14 Tomcat was goin' in. Now it looks completely trashed. Guessin' we won't be seein' much of it this season either.
  • These fellers are really puttin' the Blood in Bloodbath, ain't they? Sypha 'n Trevor just completely wasted that pink Bidoof-lookin' feller Toothy.
  • Heh heh, I don't think the Cornucopia's edible there, Grogar!
  • Eh, somethin' tells me that Miss Cassette Girl 'n Lasvoss meant tuh use them colorful-lookin' weapons with the foam darts in them for their lil' pretend shoot-out there.
  • Jake Long there's seems tuh be off to a bad start, considerin' he just had tuh give up a bunch of his supplies to David Dixon there to avoid gettin' bumped off. With the amount ah folks who've been taken out already, I dunno if I blame Jake.
  • Whup-! Quite a scary moment fer Lumpy there. That knight-looking feller darn near 'bout got him, but Lumpy got him instead!
  • Someone wanna tell those kids that everyone's leavin' without 'em while they're playin' that game?
  • Ladybug 'n Cat Noir are just showin' off their weapons. Dang, that's an awfully big yoyo or somethin' that Ladybug's swingin' around there.
  • Seems the yella round guy decided he wanted tuh go ahead 'n leave after seein' so many folks get wasted already. Think it's too late fer him at this point, though, just sayin'.
  • That Canderous feller must have a stomach of steel if he was just able tuh drink that nasty-lookin' stuff those gunmen just gave him no problem.
  • Got some more chaos goin' on, Master Croc just wiped out the Dad!
  • Looks like DaBaby just got invited to a Ninja Warrior competition!
  • Personally, I dunno who'd wanna watch a painter screamin' his head off fer 35 minutes, just sayin'.
  • Meanwhile, Deimos is leavin' with a sweet-lookin' sword 'n the Mom's headin' out with a crossbow.
  • Hydra Attack 'n Chickenhound are havin' a fight while Bunnycomb just sorta watches 'em with popcorn. Guess I woulda been more surprised if the fox feller actually beat that metal contraption, though.
  • Meanwhile, Qrow's doin' with the can 'a beefaroni what I figure anybody'd probably do with any ol' can a' pasta; open it up, cook it up, and invite some of the others over fer lunch.
  • ...I don't think I can repeat that code Jolee just put in on national television, just sayin'.
  • Alex wants tuh blow some stuff up by the looks of things.
  • And the funny-lookin' fridge just randomly fell into a pit.
  • 'Pparently another one 'a those knight-lookin' fellas thought he could do better 'n his companion who got killed by the moose and tried tuh take on that band. Goes 'bout as well as the other inquisitor's attempt at takin' someone out did.
  • Think everybody might wanna look out for those purple vehicles. Sounds like they mean business.
  • Evidently some folks decided they didn't need anythin'. I can see that them Ghosts, Holly, Momoe, Mallowolf, and the Cat Quest heroes are just leavin'. The heroes evidently decided tuh be different and are runnin' away from it backwards.

• Day◊ 1!◊
  • The spooks just got a Golden Razzie. Wasn't aware they were even in some sorta production recently, just sayin'.
  • Winter Schnee just gave DaBaby a Cornn Berry with her name on it. Thought that counts, I reckon.
  • The heck is Canderous doin' as he runs off from that broken-down Hydra Attack?
  • The Mom tries tuh hit Ladybug 'n Cat Noir and misses by a mile.
  • With all due respect, I'm pretty sure Lumpy takin' out that Spanish inquisitor was pure self-defense.
  • And Grogar's not a fan of the Chevelle's sculpture of itself and him.
  • The Famethyst fell asleep somewhere, and there's toys of Mallowolf 'n Puff around 'em. What the heck was goin' on here?
  • A shoutin' match Alex 'n Holly are havin' is startin' tuh bother everybody. Heck, it's kinda startin' tuh kinda bother me now at this point.
  • Bob looks like he's paintin' a floatin' cat.
  • Uh, just a hunch, folks, but I think A.C.E. needed tuh use that other bell.
  • Bein' honest, I wasn't even aware Jake had befriended either Master Croc or Jolee up tuh now.
  • Somethin' tells me Sypha 'n Trevor should try askin' 'em again when they're more awake.
  • Well, that's a weird crossover, ain't it?
  • See? Momoe clearly understands that ATEEZ bumpin' off the inquisitor was self-defense. Someone should tell Deep Sax that.
  • Yeow! Seein' that explosion go off so close tuh Bunnycomb just makes my ears hurt, just sayin'.
  • Sanford decided tuh put a match behind his own behind and turn it into a flamethrower, burnin' up the Lone Gunmen!
  • Double yeow! Pac-Man just got run over by a steamroller...wait, hol' up, he's fine 'side from bein' flat. Looks like he'll be spendin' the day reinflatin' himself back tuh normal with the pump the Babelfish just gave him, though.
  • Qrow narrowly escapes becomin' a victim of the Mustang's secret weapon (that it apparently thought it wouldn't even hafta use).
  • Somehow, Light Spinner pressin' a button is just makin' Hank call for someone named "Shaun" over 'n over again. Bet that's annoyin' on Hank's end.
  • And finally, the missin' kids are sortin' out the things Dixon's been doin' by category.

• Fallen Tribs◊: Momosuzu, F-14 Tomcat, Toothy, Cassette Girl, Lasvoss, The Dad, Chickenhound, Can of Beefaroni, Freeza, the Lone Gunmen

Edited by kablammin45 on Apr 12th 2021 at 11:30:28 AM

"I shall not be foolish again, my dear Gwendolyn!"

rip nene

Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure

Well, Spinner took little time to turn evil again

"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."

Deimos getting into the Naruto world, tho.

Also, I knew Canderous was a badass, but now he's the first Mandalorian to survive drinking something corrosive.

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Apr 12th 2021 at 3:51:32 AM

I bet his healing implant helped him out some

F for the Lone Gunmen, let's hope Alex lasts longer...

Stupid doomed timeline...

Hmmmmm this is fine

Ture Rider

Well, ATEEZ are starting off strong.

And why am I not surprised about A.C.E being "angelic deities"?