Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

FUCKING BUCKETS! THAT'S IT! I'M DECLARING WAR ON BUCKETS!

I'm glad Raymond's killers got their asses handed to them. Also, LOL at Rosie

Aaand there's the instant karma. Ichiya, when will you learn.

Part 3

Battle Themes:

Nansei 15: Wonder Execution Gamble - Stage 3 Boss Theme

Len'en 2: Earthen Miraculous Sword - Stage 4 Boss Theme

Night 2◊ (Backup)

• Rosa is minding her own business when suddenly, the Equestrian Heroes all come to her. Immediately, as Final Frog got watches from afar, they proceed to spoil Undertale for Rosa. They say that (spoiler is for Undertale, rather than a fatal event) Flowey really is Asriel, who got resurrected by determination after his death by the humans. They also tell about Chara's death and Toriel's relationship with Asgore, the amalgamates, as well as other spoilers. Rosa, not being an Undertale fan, doesn't care.

• Zetterburn is visited by Rosie, who gifts him a sleeping pill. He somehow gets angry at it and punches Rosie on the face on response, causing her to run away.

• Ichiya decides to ask Magik on who her real name is, after discovering Magik isn't the real one. However, he only gets a joke from her when she says that she's President Snow. But being turned into a subservient mess, he believes her completely.

• TheMemeMan^note Or Constantine in RP suddenly decides to carve his initial and that of the Equestrian villains on a tree, for the latter to see. They are TMM and TCCG.

• Wick is doing something in his camp when he injures himself. Immediately, he releases a lot of swear words, revealing him as the Sir-Swear-A-Lot of the tributes.

• Angel Bunny decides to fly by flapping his arms. Somehow, he ends up flying successfully, like an angel.

• Chefie decides to kill Celeste. After finding some Minecraft harming potions in a treasure chest, he flies into where Celeste is and throws all the options at her. However, the potion turns out to be faulty as it heals Celeste instead, making her healthier and more fit.

• Yubel encounters the shark and remora fish. Immediately, she uses her powers to wipe their memories of the last event they were in, when Rosa intentionally gave them bad advice earlier that morning.

• Saiki is sleeping when he suddenly reads some alien minds. Confused, he walks out and discovers that freaky aliens have arrived. However, they just give him lemons before returning to their UFO and flying away. Saiki soon makes himself freaky alien lemonade.

• Julian decides to try the ice bucket challenge after hearing about it. After downing about 50 buckets of ice, he's able to finish it with ease and even makes some donations to the charity.

• Jolyne and her group encounter a random genie. When the genie offers them three wishes for each person in the group, Anasui wishes for Jolyne to love him, Jolyne wishes to be closer with Jotaro, Ermes wishes for her sister's revival, Emporio wishes for his mother's revival, and Weather Report wishes for reconciliation with someone in his life. However, the genie corrupts it a bit, making them miserable. They soon ask for the genie to reverse it, which the genies does.

• Nicky discovers about the event-makimg system and decides to suggest one, which is: "(Player1) and (Player2) torture (Player3) using a device called the vice, making (his/her3) eyes pop out. (Player1) then finishes off (Player3)." However, he has to queue it for next season.

• Reisen sees Blathers coming to her camp, as he wants to sleep and he has no place yet. As they both sleep, Reisen is unable to do so because of Blathers' sleeptalking, so she duct tapes his mouth. When he wakes up in panic because of it, Reisen puts him under an illusion to make him sleep well.

• Durge somehow falls in love with the Pony of Shadows. He then tries to hit on him, but the latter just says he's not the fotmer's S.O.

• Mr. DOB is sleeping when suddenly, he gets jolted awake, screaming about killer clowns. Mirko hears Mr. DOB's screaming from her camp thanks to her enhanced hearing and comes to his aid, comforting him about it.

• Froggit is just wandering when the monster finds Gabranth's body, which is still on the beach after the fatal CPR. Immediately, the monster sees a note near him that says he's a traitor.

• Cranston decides to start soloing the tributes. He starts at Woojin as he is just a regular muggle, purchasing a nest of Tracker Jackers to kill the singer. Cranston then throws it at Woojin, but unfortunately, the mutant insects fly back at Cranston rather than stinging Woojin. Cranston is then repeatedly stung, causing his body to swell painfully as he hallucinates from the toxin, before succumbing to it.

• Etalus sees Companion and blinks. Much to his confusion however, Companion turns invisible because of it.

• The White Rabbit seems to start despairing or something as he sings Emmet's song, but says, "EVERYTHING IS NOT AWESOME!"

• Infamous Iron Man gets invited to a party. However, he doesn't even wear suits and tie, and he doesn't wanna be at it.

Day 3◊ (Backup)

• The next day, Companion somehow decides to fight Final Froggit. The former is initially able to ambush the latter with his invisibility, but it then runs out after that. The stronger monster then defeats Companion, with Etalus witnessing it and saying it's totally wicked.

• Infamous Iron Man decides to study more about the Arena. However, a raptor suddenly runs and throws a banana at him, distracting Infamous Iron Man. The hero soon tries fighting the raptor when it tries to eat him, defeating it with ease.

• Angel Bunny and the Equestrian Heroes decide to fight each other on a literal battleship fight. As Fluttershy is shocked by the betrayal from her own pet, the heroes have to fight still. In the end, Angel Bunny fires a torpedo at the heroes' ship, punching a hole in it and sinking it. This time, there's no one to help the heroes when they are drowning, causing them to die.

• Magik, Woojin, Shark and Remora Fish, The Pony of Shadows, Durge, and Froggit somehow decide to take a swim in a pool of chocolate together.

• Mirko decides to write her own novel about her experience in the Game, before publishing it to everyone. When the Equestrian villains get their hands on a copy, even they seem to be impressed by the Pro Hero.

• Reisen decides to make an image, which is a Touhou and Animal Crossing crossover. It seems fine, except for the fact that the male characters are dressed as the female Touhou characters. Rosie unfortunately sees it and yells to Reisen on what she brought to the cursed land.

• TheMemeMan suddenly tries to cannibalize Ichiya. However, despite Ichiya accepting it fully as he's subservient, TheMemeMan can't bring himself to do it and spares Ichiya.

• Wick is taking a walk through a graveyard when he sees a dedicated plot of land just for the Equestrian Heroes. Apparently, they got buried ridiculously fast after their death.

• Zetterburn decides to activate his special golden mode. Immediately, he becomes more powerful as he becomes both stronger and faster.

• Julian decides to ruin Celeste's source material, Animal Crossing, by modifying one of the letters. His result is "Animal Cossing".

• Mr. DOB suddenly becomes murderous. When he encounters Rosa, he rushed her and rams her against a wall, knocking her out. Mr. DOB then somehow manages to hold a knife and uses it to cut off Rosa's heart from her chest, waking her up and making her scream as Mr. DOB does so. Mr. DOB soon holds the still-beating heart after doing the Mortal Kombat kill, and shows it to Saiki, who has read both Mr. DOB and Rosa's minds earlier. He is disgusted.

• Chefie is doing something when he suffers from a headache. However, he just grabs a nearby painkiller and drinks it, curing his headache.

• Blathers decides to proudly reveal that he does not know failure himself.

• Even Yubel seems to see Nicky as a threat. The monster attacks the mafia by punching the scattered starts into a Z-shape on front of Nicky. Then before Nicky can use his judo, she divekicks him. As she leaves Nicky knocked out, an explosion happens, being delayed earlier. Nicky is now dead.

• The White Rabbit sees Jolyne and her group doing something that he considers unforgivable, maybe like eating rabbit meat for food in the Arena. Or maybe he's just disgusted by their mostly criminal backstories, especially that of Anasui when he hears what he once did to the girl that cheated on him and her boyfriend back in his world. Whatever the reason, the White Rabbit declares war on Jolyne and her group.

Fallen Tributes◊ (Backup) : Cranston, Equestria Heroes, Rosa Diaz, and Nicky Santoro

Tributes Remaining: 28

Oh, I guess I'm part of the Equestrian Legion of Doom now.

I hope Saiki isn't traumatised or anything.

Also, are those Tracker Jackers Stays or Woojin fans or something? *shot*

Oh no, Rosa has died an extremely unceremonious death before she could get anywhere close to the podiums or even do anything memorable. I am ever so angry and filled with despair at this most dissatisfactory of outcomes.

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Apr 15th 2020 at 8:56:15 AM

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Welcome to the League of Literal Killer Rabbits, Angel.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Apr 15th 2020 at 11:41:42 PM

Welp, history repeated itself

Shit just went from 1 to 100 real quick.

And both of my tributes are dead by the third update for the third season in a row. Oof

Ah what am I saying, it’s just a game.

Also, I'd like to point out that Meme Man made Sweetie Graffiti for the Equestrian Legion of Doom, which includes Cozy, so let's just say she was confused, or the graffiti's only meant for Chrysalis, as discussed on Discord (heh).

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Apr 16th 2020 at 12:21:27 AM

Blathers talks a lot even in his sleep?

Sinnamon roll rabbit! At least the penguin is avenged. But at what cost?

Edited by Oggy123 on Apr 16th 2020 at 12:47:52 AM

Did Zetter use his Up Special?

Due to RL circumstances, Billy will step down from hosting. If anyone wants to take his place, please PM/DM him or ULF for the screens.

EDIT: I'll take over in hosting. Apologies in advance for the drastic change in writing style.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Apr 16th 2020 at 8:32:04 PM

Dear god, Mr. Dob! Am I gonna have another killer in my hands?

Alright, Troper 9001 you have the screens right?

Yes.

Last update for the night as your new host!

Battle Music: Undertale - Enemy Approaching (Pokémon FR/LG Soundfont)

• Night 3 (backup)
  • Julian comes up with an    EDGY    username for his FPS account.
  • Saiki orders some lemon juice at a juice bar, but ends up reading the bartender's thoughts: he's actually serving demon juice!
  • Festive ghosts? Hearth's Warming was almost four months ago! Also, that's a lot of Spirits of Hearth's Warming Past.
  • Durge tries using a random weapon on Celeste. He only manages to injure her.
  • Someone thinks that Blathers needs to shut up his blabbering about museum exhibits.
  • Ichiya is intrigued by how Angel managed to sink all the Equestrian Heroes, especially since the bunny's going up against a powerful Duel Monster.
  • Woojin went a'Worfin, but now he got Worf'd himself.
  • Final Froggit wears an MTT-brand servant outfit.
  • Magik Kabuki?
  • Meme Man/Constantine gets involved in a rather memetic event.
  • Cozy throws a tantrum for accidentally using hoof polish as lip balm. Tirek and Chrysalis try to calm her down.
  • Zetterburn throws fireballs at a landmine from a safe distance. Thankfully, no one was within the blast radius.
  • A villainous remix of Enemy Approaching? I'm sure there's something like that!
• Day 4 (backup)
  • What's with Meme Man/Constantine hanging out with the Equestrian citizens lately? He better keep away from those villains and that mad bunny in this strange Concert Climax...
  • Julian gets julienned by a scorpion. (rimshot)
  • Rosie turns out to be sponsored by Tom Nuke Nook.
  • White Rabbit... DOB? What has Alice been dreaming? Either way, the bunbun kills his long-lost brother.
  • Jolyne's Gang and Mirko meet again, and this time they play a board game with the other rabbit girl and the Pony of Shadows. The Gang is salty over their defeat.
  • Bluethorn buys some cake for the Ruins froggo. It doesn't understand what he did, but is flattered anyway.
  • Don't worry Yubel! Ichiya brought that bucket to clean up the mess you made after your fight last night!
  • Sad to say Chefie, the only way to escape the Games is to win it.
  • Final Froggit's future doesn't look brighter and brighter.
  • Magik catches Infamous Iron Man again, holding him at sword-point and quoting Backstroke.
  • The shark and remoras try pulling a "Robert Galbraith", but the others figure out their identity and buy all the books, amazed by how these sea creatures could do such a thing.
  • Saiki unwittingly reads Durge's thoughts, and he threatens him while the former's offscreen.
  • Well, hugging someone while your mane's on fire isn't the wisest decision...
• Deaths (backup): Woojin, Julian, and Mr. DOB

Buying that cake for Froggit was my plan all along. :P

RIP Worfjin. :(

Whoa Saiki calm down

Battle Music: Undertale - Heartache (Pokémon FR/LG Soundfont)

• Night 4 (backup)
  • Something's cookin' in Chefie's kitchen!
  • This is the second bathroom event that Magik got involved in.
  • Who would win in the Troper/Nominator Games? unfortunatezorua^note who's still in a coma ASAS-wise or Plasma Man 2000?
  • Etalus practices his fighting moves on a car. He may be nearly a literal Mighty Glacier, but he manages to finish under the time limit.
  • Spike's fear of zombies comes true.
  • Bruh moment Angel, the Pony of Shadows can already fly!
  • Rosie makes up for accidentally killing Sakuya by saving a train Spider-Man style.
  • Saiki douses out Zetterburn's mane and stomps on his ribs.
  • Could Celeste be helping Blathers out in the aquarium section by waiting for a fish?
  • Looks like Wick's been drinkin' again...
  • Final Froggit tries crossing the barrier, but is arrested along with Jolyne's Gang and Companion, who also tried doing the same.
  • Inexplicably gaining water powers? Sounds like something that can happen in Wonderland.
  • Infamous Iron Man's now infamous for... necrobumping.
• Day 5 (backup)
  • Yes, bunnies can hop backwards, but can they do so while wearing earplugs?
  • That escape attempt must've have gotten over their heads...
  • Chefie and the Legion are Not So Different after all.
  • Froggit can't hold its zombie form any longer and turns back to normal.
  • After escaping the Legion, zombie!Meme Man/Constantine takes on the other Equestrian villain and sends him back to Limbo with an exploding donkey statue. No offense, Cranky and Matilda.
  • So this is what Final Froggit saw in its vision. Etalus, on the other hand, isn't as hardy in snowy environments as I thought.
  • During the rave party, Reisen tries avoiding the shark and remoras, thinking that they're Alice and that they might use her as bait against a carnivorous mushroom. She also requests a punk rock song from Celeste.
  • Moral of the story: never dig straight down, or you might end up like Saiki and Woojin.
  • Anthro animals... eating lamb?!
  • No Mirko! That's not how you gain a fish-related Quirk!
• Deaths (backup): Zetterburn, Infamous Iron Man, the Pony of Shadows, Ichiya, the White Rabbit, Etalus, Final Froggit, Saiki, and Mirko

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Apr 17th 2020 at 2:13:54 AM

Saiki is an idiot. Woojin too. My tributes are both idiots. *sigh*

Thanks for Necrobumping this thread, Infamous Iron Man.