Hunger Games Simulator

Not far away, as we have 43 mass murderers already (technically 44 if Marlin and Nemo are counted separately).

• Night 2
  • Jesus and Satan meet again, this time arguing on which big-name soda brand is better.
  • The other Jesus loves all His creations... except for cats.
  • That inauguration speech can barely be understood with all that gibberish.
  • Sayaka has a Pokedex, and speaking of Pokemon...
  • Unikitty wins a game of Who's That Pokemon?.
  • WCD Guy apparently knocked up an Eldritch Abomination.
  • The Shadow Sirens and their Queen stalk Luigi.
  • An ice dragon asks an ice sniper on how to ice others.
  • Skipper forces himself to drink frozen lemonade.
  • Five Santas and the roofers all go caroling.
  • While Kirby can't inhale things while using his Copy Ability, he still uses his Big Eater skills to win Chubby Bunny. Alex unfortunately loses.
• Day 3
  • LE also forgets to preserve some meat.
  • Epic Bible Rap Battles of Historyyyy!
  • Great Grandma is officially polyamorous.
  • Zanta offers a Christmas sacrifice to Cthulhu.
  • Of course Sinterklaas would host a Christmas party!
  • Santashipping.
  • What a frightening Christmas gift you got, William!
  • Skipper sets up a new HQ in a military bunker.
  • Unikitty drinks Brain Bleach to get rid of that orgy from her memory.
  • Crack Pairing aside, that re-enactment looks difficult with wings.
  • Ice Cap/Satan.
  • Elsa receives fan mail from a little girl going through a Princess Phase.
  • An Evil Orphanage Lady, a cat, a Santa bird Pokemon, and Those Two Guys play all the winter-themed Mario Party minigames.
  • Dang, Kowalski. That's cold. (rimshot)
• On the third day of Christmas, the HGS gave to me: Alex choking on a mallow and Zanta Claws appeasing a Great Old One!

Yeah, little guy, you were pretty much guaranteed to lose that drinking contest when you went up against a dragon much bigger than you.

edited 22nd Dec '17 6:25:14 PM by worldofdrakan

Battle Music

• Super Paper Mario - Pit of 100 Trials

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Goddamnit, Anna died on the first day? That's rather disappointing...

• Night 3
  • Skipper, Elsa is far from ugly!
  • Cthulhu is on the Naughty List for 108,512,314,963,420 Christmases.
  • Remember when William asked if the butterfly he saw was a pigeon back on the first day? He'll never live that down, now that the two smol ice creatures are making fun of him.
  • Mrs. Mavilda invites the orphanage children for a baseball game with Saint Nick and his equally saintly team. Not sure if that's a change of heart.
  • Aurelia and Sinterklaas present their Santa baby on the highest point of the arena. Also, that was a fast pregnancy and delivery.
  • PJ and Jim learn the true meaning of Christmas.
  • "Our" Jesus isn't the Messiah as we thought.
  • Unikitty pelts Geromy to death with candy-colored LEGOs and cupcakes.
  • Cyril tells his audience a boring Christmas story. Freeze Man tries to leave but he is threatened with present denial if he does.
  • Satan gets a bad case of the ho-ho-hos thanks to Dark Matter.
  • Graystripe pushes the delivery guy off a cliff, but the latter quickly makes a water bottle jetpack while falling and flies back up.
  • Ice Luigi does what a man with ice powers does.
• Day 4
  • Chtulhu is no different from Freeze Man... because he's a robot! Meaning that WCD guy just built him, so no one-night stands with Eldritch Abominations happened.
  • Mario Hoops 3-on-3: Winter Edition, anyone?
  • Rappin' Jesus strikes again with more Christmas wraps!
  • Sinterklaas, you're supposed to be giving gifts, not stealing them!
  • Elsa steals Dark Matter's sword and beheads him with it.
  • Ice Cap is too narcissistic to be worthy of the Excalibur.
  • Sayaka has a forever alone BBQ. I forgot to remove this redundant event. The next runner should just delete this after this season.
  • The roofers should've known better than to send a sniper on a Snipe Hunt.
  • Lord English prepares for New Year's.
  • Frieza gets his Christmas bonus from Dark Matter's demise.
  • Saint Nick sings a touching Linkin Park song for his fellow baseball player, who got run over by reindeer.
  • Anime!Jesus reminds us that we are all sinners.
• On the fourth day of Christmas, the HGS gave to me: SKIPPER FROZEN BY ELLLLLLSA! Scott divinely punished, Geromy pelted with LEGOs, Dark Matter losing his head, and Mrs. Mavilda run over by reindeer!

Momma Dahlia, ladies and gents.

Looks like Elsa's finally snapped as a result of her sister's death, in a similar vein to what happened with Kaoru and George after their respective twin brothers, Hikaru and Fred, were killed in earlier seasons. I think that in the rare instances where Sibling Murder doesn't happen, the surviving sibling tends to get Ax-Crazy to avenge their dead sibling.

edited 22nd Dec '17 11:31:12 PM by Psychedelicate

Not Scott... he was my favourite.

All I have left now is Luther. I hope his power-up helps him.

Heh, I am pretty amused to the possibility that Anime!Jesus also likes Linkin Park.

I noticed.

edited 22nd Dec '17 11:52:13 PM by dave_the_assassin

This just in: Elsa gets involved in cold-blooded murder.

First Kirby was playing Yu-Gi-Oh against Anime Jesus, and now he's rapping against the other Jesus? Amazing xD

Oh lookie both my tributes are still alive yay
Also unikitty i don't blame you.

• Night 4
  • Articuno receives a Humongous Mecha as a gift.
  • Obligatory Christmas family photo!
  • The horrible animation just adds more to the Fan Disservice!
  • While Luigi fends himself from two of the most powerful tributes this season, he understandably stops Ice Cap from going too close to the fire.
  • Great job bringing up the Clan rivalries, Graystripe.
  • Sayaka is absolutely disgusted by Elsa's choice for a Christmas song.
  • Anime!Jesus photobombs a Christmas groupie.
  • A mere mortal thinks he's far superior to Satan.
• Day 5
  • Freeze Man does what an ice bot does.
  • After surviving that lightning strike last night, the Gods bestow upon Kowalski a power-up.
  • Turns out this other Santa baby isn't Sinterklaas's.
  • Cyril thinks that more presents would fall out of the sky if he presses the Big Red Button. Turns out he was wrong.
  • Our Jesus and Santa Satan's rivalry continues with a classic prank.
  • Delibird used Brutal Swing! Critical hit!
  • Does that mean that the Bible has to be rewritten?
  • Unikitty likes Cthulhubot's eldritch Christmas feast, and speaking of feasts...
  • Blue Rhapsody impresses the judges with its cooking skills.
  • Even more Santashipping.
  • Luther calls out WCD Guy for his gloating last night, and also for his improbable flight skills the night before that.
  • Sayaka makes a Christmas wish, but the meteorite just happens to be on a collision course with her.
• On the fifth day of Christmas, the HGS gave to me: ELSA KILLED FOR A BAD SOOOOOOOOOOONNNGG! Cyril pressing a button, LE slammed by a Pokemon, Anime!Jesus taking a sword, and Sayaka crushed by a meteorite!

edited 23rd Dec '17 5:16:01 AM by TroperNo9001

Should ice-powered Luigi really be that close to a fire? A good idea getting Ice Cap away, at least!

And Sayaka still hasn't learnt her lesson, this is the second time she gets killed for making a wish.

edited 23rd Dec '17 5:41:11 AM by Mhazard

Oh, the irony Elsa.

MOTHERFU-

FUUUUUUUUUUU-

I just love it when my last tribute dies on the update immediately after I fall asleep.

A Bible with Dahlia as Jesus would be surreal as hell.

• Night 5
  • "One More Light" might as well be added to the Christmas songs list.
  • PJ and Jim give four unfortunate tributes some explosive gifts.
  • Great Grandma trains her Pokemon how to speak gibberish.
  • Our Jesus condemns his friend, but the latter comes back after making Hell freeze over.
  • Despite winning that cooking duel, Blue Rhapsody still burns its cooking with a flamethrower. Wait a minute, it's good at other cooking techniques except for using a flamethrower!
  • Dahlia goes over-the-top when freezing Satan solid, all this just to spite one of the Santas.
  • The Rake helps itself to a Christmas feast.
  • A cat and a robo-Eldritch Abomination have a saucy tango. Could this get any worse?
  • Luther sets up a Christmas radio station, and yes, "One More Light" is there.
  • Unikitty hangs a saint like a stocking.
  • Eridan sends Freeze Man a special gift.
  • I hope Luigi doesn't freeze himself doing... that...
• Day 6
  • Articuno and Cthulhubot are on a different kind of Naughty List...
  • A lawn gnome of Ice Kirby? That's a great gift!
  • Unikitty gets A N G E R Y and goes Cute and Psycho to the max on the remaining penguin.
  • It's an old wives' tale that the cold gives you colds, but it turns out to be true for Luther.
  • Freeze Man and Delibird have a Pokémon Duel D-D-D-D-Duel.
  • Turns out Satan had a past life as Great Grandma. Watch out, Luigi!
• On the sixth day of Christmas, the HGS gave to me: Ice Cap melting, William bombed away, Sweet Bro blasted as well, AAUUURELIAAAAA! Satan getting iced, Frieza eaten by the Rake, Saint Nick being hanged, and Kowalski killed by an ANGERY cat!

Oh my god, yes, Great Grandma's native language. That's amazing.

-siiiiiiiiiiigh-

Dahlia's just acting cold (heh heh) now.

edited 23rd Dec '17 9:50:36 AM by Eredars

I wonder just how that earlier rap battle went down for Jesus to punish Kirby now... or just what Kirby did after that xD

And hoping that deal won't backfire on Luigi...

And Great Grandma's native language, nice one xD

edited 23rd Dec '17 10:40:51 AM by Zanreo