Hunger Games Simulator

After several unused gag saves done to fix some events, I finally got a good save. Now onto Phase 3: Screenmaking and writing!

EDIT: I just checked the death rate of this season, and it's the third season set to "Very High"!^note Unless there were other seasons aside from Seasons 55 and 177 that were set to that level but went unnoticed, but we couldn't check them all since some of the saves expired. I guess that partly explains why I struggled to get a good save. It's not my fault, and I'll post an alternate save with the death rate dialed back to "High" at the end of the season. It's also not Dave's fault either because the save in the last season also had a "High" death rate.

edited 18th Apr '18 5:26:58 AM by TroperNo9001

"Infinite and Snoop Dogg temporarily fuse to fight Sherlock. He is no match for their combined might!"

Now I'm wondering what Snoop Infinite (Infinite Dogg?) would be like.

Noticed this too when I checked out FryBandit's save... even though the death rate was much lower than usual there (you don't see a Day 13 too often, especially not with 10 tributes still alive and everyone having survived the latest Arena Event... and 26 days in total? Seems like it must have been set to "very low/low" and changed without rerolling a save)

edited 18th Apr '18 5:52:02 AM by Zanreo

Im not sure but it might have been set to its default high, but I didn't check. I was sure I did something wrong because it last to day 23 with like 2 arena events lol.

This save is much better, and gosh, Ronald wins all the little events in the sim.

edited 18th Apr '18 8:31:35 AM by FryBandit

Oh look, it's us, along with our retired crew members! Speaking of crew members, we've also got some ships here, literally speaking. And some Mons, memetic cats, skeltals, and stoners! Now let's see who'll come out on top!

Also, it's time for me to do something new this season: provide battle music!

Battle Music: MLP Fighting is Magic - Twilight Sparkle Stage Theme

• Bloodbath!
  • Helghast Sniper's definitely no match for a fast Jaeger!
  • Ian cracks a Slasher Smile as he prepares to make a gun review.
  • Otomo gains some EXP.
  • ...it doesn't even have eyes.
  • Mega Sableye and Infinite both get visions of tributes dying, but will they come true?
  • As it turns out, not all of us want to be Pokémon Trainers.
  • There's nyathing there anymore.
  • There won't be a DVD release of the Keyboard Cat video, either.
  • One of the Cat Battleships preps its cannons.
  • And a lot of people run away or grab some things.
• Day 1
  • And by burning down camps, they mean using Cataclysm to Make Them Rot!
  • Champagne is passed around to all the crew members of MK I.
  • Epic rap battle? More like epic crap battle! (rimshot) ... Forgive my potty mouth.
  • Out of Touch Sniper is out of touch with this world.
  • Ian shoots L Block's computer with the gun he reviewed at the bloodbath.
  • Sherlock suspects that YV is part of the Illuminati and draws him like the iconic symbol. Naturally, YV isn't amused.
  • Despite our group effort to Take Down the Mega Legendary, we all face the wrath of... Omega Parsnik?!
  • Otomo shows us how big of a Fanboy he is to his prince.
  • A Poké Ball fainted!... somehow.
  • Mr. Bones pays homage to one of the tributes here.
  • An Ultra Wormhole opens in front of Sableye, and Simo and Carlton take the chance to explore the Ultra Space.
  • Looks like New Weapons Soldier found a new weapon: trap cards.
  • Ashrah becomes an Ultra Beast Trainer. OP pls nerf
  • Sunset falls back to her villainous ways, all because they had cookies.
  • Neo ships her partner-in-crime with a literal ship, for some reason.
  • Lockdown temporarily gets an 80s look.
  • Snoop Dogg attempts to get his fellow stoner higher on his farts.
  • Sorry for misgendering the Jaegers! I tried editing the pics, but it would look obvious if I did! Anyway, Avenger orders herself a Kaiju, but not as target practice.
• Deaths: Moldessa, Mega Rayquaza, Nyan Cat, DVD, and all the HGS Tropers.

And now, I rest... in my grave. Will be waking up as a phantom soon...

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jun 27th 2022 at 1:12:28 AM

Reaping: Everyone ready?
Bloodbath: Heed to the swarm, or be killed in cold blood.
Day 1: O...k? Guys, back off, I'll keep 'em at bay. (And of course we failed.)

Inb4 Infinite gets turned into a Cloud Cuckoolander in this Season.

edited 18th Apr '18 9:44:40 AM by StarAndroidJaguar

To me that was a anti-climatic bloodbath.

Reaping: I've got a bad feeling about this...

Bloodbath: Die, you ugly overgrown snake!

Day 1: Oh, shi- *dead*

edited 18th Apr '18 2:37:04 PM by InfinityRyujin

Reaping: "Back here again, huh? Welp, at least I've got safety in numbers this time around."

Bloodbath: "Hot damn, we actually took down the Rayquaza! Up top, y'all! -high fives the nearest Tropers-

Day One: "I've made a huge mistake..." -is summarily murderized by Omega Parsnik-

Anywho, I never took Cad Bane as the coin collecting type.

edited 18th Apr '18 10:35:17 AM by IchigoMontoya

Bloodbath: Hah! Looks like Smogon is gonna have to create a new tier after banning us from Mega Rayquaza's!

Day One: Nooo, my life goals aren't complete yet—! *Dies while trying to seek cover behind the others, not wanting to take the bullet for the sake of said life goals, knowing that if he survives that he'll be haunted by this decision.*

Well since we sucked in this particular run I'll give us a second chance in a future season.

The Reaping: Uhh... what am I doing here? Oh, good to see that my tributes are here too... for what it's worth.

Bloodbath: I have to admit, I'm surprised that we all pitched in and killed a Pokemon such as that... I'll take it! -hifives Ichigo-

Dat 1: Oh dear... well, it's like yet another Undertale encounter, ri- -cue appropro heavy snippet-

edited 18th Apr '18 8:31:23 PM by GrafVonTirol

Reaping: “First I had to give up Nate to the Troper Game, and now this?”

Bloodbath: “Not so high and mighty now, are you?”

Day One: “The ultimate form of Parsnik! Everyone, it’s the ultimate form of Parsnik! *looks straight at Parsnik* Why do we have to fight? There’s… so much we could learn from you.” * One of Parsnik's tentacles snaps KLS's neck.*

edited 18th Apr '18 2:29:50 PM by KLS2097

Reaping: Why does this seem oddly familiar... oh no, I'm back here again? Well... good luck to us?

Bloodbath: Huh... we actually managed to kill that Rayquaza? ...not bad!

Day 1: "Oh hey, isn't that Parsnik? But it looks much stronge- ...NOOOOOOO!*ded*

edited 18th Apr '18 2:36:52 PM by Zanreo

The Reaping: "Well, ain't this surprising....."

The Bloodbath: (Rapid-fire at the enemy) Heh, that's not too bad."

Day 1: What is that....?! Uh oh.... Totally not what I bargained for." (shoots himself in the head just before a tentacle crushes him)

Also, I feel the need to remind everyone that I nominated the Titanic AND her passengers during her doomed voyage. That estimates to 2,224 (according to The Other Wiki's page on the ship's sinking) souls, not counting the ship itself.

Also, why did you re-join the cause of evil, Sunset?

edited 18th Apr '18 2:46:16 PM by dave_the_assassin

Well, that was counter-productive: defeating your own tribute. I did not sign up for this!

Bloodbath: Well... we actually suceeded in killing a Mega Rayquaza.

Day 1: Just... what is tha...(Killed Mid-Sentence)

Reaping: Oh, shit, I’m here again? At least I have everyone else with me this time... but I seriously hope I don’t die too horribly.

Bloodbath: Bahahahaha! Don’t underestimate a group tribute as large as this!

Day One: Uh... guys, this isn’t looking so good. We gotta retreat! Guys... GUYS! *is promptly killed*

Howdy, everyone. To explain my long absence: Step-dad took my laptop away because of him not shutting the hell up about porn. Anyways, since I'm on mobile, I'll be here to nominate in future seasons.

Reaping: Wait, what the hell is this?! I thought we were supposed to nominate the tributes, not— -tranquilzed-

Bloodbath: Guys! I got its tail! I got— Oh, it's dead already.

Day 1: Karma's a bi— -ded-

Dupe post.

edited 18th Apr '18 5:25:16 PM by Eredars

Battle Music: MLP Fighting is Magic - Applejack Stage Theme

• Night 1
  • Yep, we all sneak in some dirty jokes sometimes.
  • Evil!Sunset still has some manners as she politely declines the complimentary food aboard the MK I.
  • So does that mean a new Parodius game will be released on the PS4?
  • Um... no, I've always seen him as a Slytherin.
  • Chip should've known better than to send the Rescue Rangers to fight the Helghast Empire.
  • Lockdown also becomes an Ultra Beast Trainer... in a different sense.
  • Ronald McDonald sends Omega Parsnik away to be eaten by something that's more Omega than it.
  • Well yeah, he's nothing but bones, right?
  • Dale is a Big Eater as always.
  • Gamzee just had to ruin that act, right?
  • Viper King becomes The Mask.
  • Danger performs her Five Moves of Doom by slicing the L Block with her sword, punching it with her Elbow Rockets, freezing it with coolant, then melting it with her Chest Blaster, and finally blasting it with her plasma casters.
  • NWS trolls all the passengers onboard.
  • Now who exactly is this sponsor? This looks like another case for Detective Conan!
  • Three operations take place: two amateur, and one professional albeit improbable.
  • Mr. Bones' Wild Ride is sponsored by a rival rollercoaster.
  • YV thought he was done with Cad... but being immortal, he simply teleports back home.
  • Uh oh, that wasn't milk Avenger gave to the kitteh...
  • Neo suddenly talks.
  • As to why the Miraculouses would rob a train, I don't know, but it's nice to see them working together.
  • Recommended reading: Season 16, where you were the first one to die.
• Day 2
  • The kitty crew sings a fun shanty to Gamzee.
  • Well, rattle me bones!
  • Lockdown gets an upgrade.
  • Ashrah may have survived that operation, but her mind certainly didn't.
  • A Gourmet Race aboard the Titanic!
  • You could say that it is now... holy crap. (rimshot) (sprays her breath)
  • Chiptomo? Except not, and Ian doesn't approve.
  • Snoop Dogg is apparently so high that he kills someone for liking his songs.
  • Cad may be a bounty hunter, but he still has standards when it comes to fighting    EDGY    villains.
  • Mask!Viper King theorizes that every crew member of the MK II, including the MK II itself, is a Sith Lord.
  • If you're a detective stuck in a child's body, then your power levels must be something.
  • The Jaegers let the rest sit on their shoulders so they can be seen in that groupie.
  • Sherlock looks for clues with his new assistant... and a Poké Ball.
  • ...it didn't even get injured, so why did it bother?!
  • Doc Scratch gives an Ultra Beast some advice. Uh oh...
  • Well, that explains why McDonalds Quarter Pounders aren't as delicious as advertised.
• Deaths: Parsnik, L B Lock, YV, Dairou, and T Block

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jan 30th 2019 at 1:13:11 AM

AHAHAHAHAHA JUST HOW HIGH DO YOU EVEN HAVE TO BE JUST TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT........

...Anyway, it's nice to see that at least one member of Team 420 is acting like he's really high.

So, YV gets knocked out from what amounts to be a Kaizo Trap.

Sums up my early Nuclear Throne playthroughs.

Sheesh, did the Miraculouses get akumatised or something? They’re supposed to be heroes, not villains! Oh boy, are they gonna get a case of Adaptational Villainy here? At least they are working together, though.

Roman Torchwick in Gryffindor? Go home, Sorting Hat, you're drunk.