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Shit, I don't have a vorpal sword! (is vivisected)
(throws the universe at TNP)
Catches it but explodes due to paradox.
Throws gossip and rumors at tnp.
*Sighs at the gossip and rumors*
-Throws Unikitty at TNP-
The right thing to do would be to stay silent about it.
But, seeing as Iím likely not to do that, the second most right thing would be to inform as few people as possible, starting with my girlfriend, my family, close troper friends, my coworkers, the government......
I throw Mr Eaten at TNP!
edited 19th May '18 1:19:42 PM by RandomWriter413
Here lies Puma... or it would be here, if we found the body...
-throws my ghost, risen from the dead to haunt the forums, at TNP-
I... this is one of the few things I canít catch. Itís a ghost. It doesnít have mass. How did you even throw yourself? This... this is stupid. I canít catch this. Iím leaving.
[throws the Dr No Pumaís gravestone at TNP]
edited 19th May '18 3:40:54 PM by HBomb
The gravestone lands on my foot and I hop around yelling Angrish. What an undignified interruption to my zombie-hunting.
I throw a banana at the next poster.
(throws a "job offering" poster at TNP)
(reads) Aw, phooey, I've got the wrong skill set.
I throw the Monster Book of Monsters at the next poster.
WHY IS THAT A THING, MAKE IT STOP EXISTING!
I throw a lump of Phazon at TNP.
OH DEAR GOD NO, PLEA-GRARRGAGFD (mutates and dies horribly from the Phazon exposure).
Throws an Imperator Titan at TNP.
Edited by Clockwork_Heart on Jul 2nd 2018 at 10:00:35 AM
(Crushed by the Titan).
(Throws a sad anime song at the next poster).
*Listens to it*
*Looks up the show to see if it's something I'd be interested in*
*Throws a pillow at TNP*
Edited by AgentKirin on Jul 2nd 2018 at 9:38:49 AM
I catch the pillow. After thoroughly inspecting it for breath-stealing curses, spy cameras, tracking devices, literal surveillance bugs and any other vermin, I take it home and add it to the pile.
I throw a bunny at the next poster.
The rabbit lands on me and quickly runs away
-Throws a bucket of popcorn chicken at TNP-
Oh hey! That might actually taste go—ohh it spilled everywhere
I throw myself at TNP.
Oh boy, a snack! Don't worry, I won't take too much of your blood...
I throw a rose at the next poster.
Wow, thank you.
I throw Void Soul at TNP.
(Throws Nana Mizuki at TNP.)
(She sings, and itís so awesome that it blows my head off.)
I throw a staircase at TNP.
I throw a cookie at TNP. Except it's a cookie with SPIDER EGGS baked into it! (reference to that weird spongebob episode)
Dodges the cookie, which lands in the face of TNP.
(Throws a Chibi Ruby ( RWBY Chibi version) after it)
Aww, cute! *hugs her*
*Throws a naked Santa at TNP*
Please Put Some Clothes On. You're Exposed to the Elements!
(throws Asgore, Toriel, Asriel, and Ralsei at TNP, Susie-style)
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Dec 21st 2018 at 3:47:10 AM
I am stabbed by their horns and die.
I throw dead memes at TNP.
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