Thou errant flap-dragon!
1.) What's your name?
William Ritter
2.) Do you know why you were named like that?
My parents liked that name, I guess.
3.) Are you single or taken?
I have a friend with benefits.
4.) Have any abilities or powers?
I can use magic, but not very well. Decent swordsmanship.
5.) Stop being a Mary-sue.
Being in a "Groundhog Day" Loop gives me a lot of time to practice my hobbies, so no. I will not stop kicking your ass.
6) Uh... If you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
Only if I cheated and had a weapon.
7) Have any family members?
Two siblings and a terminally ill father.
8) Oh? How about pets?
No.
9) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like
Blue food.
10.) Something that you do like?
Piano.
11) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
Piano, reading, making people feel bad about themselves, fucking my friend with benefits (be jealous. Be very jealous, asshole.)
12.) Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
-chuckle-
13.) Ever...killed anyone before?
Not yet.
14.) What kind of animal are you?
I've been told I could be a kitty.
15.) Name your worst habits
Smoking, drinking, and yelling at people.
16.) Do you look up to anyone at all?
I used to look up to my brother, but he's an idiot, so I just do my own shit now.
17.) Gay, straight, or bi?
Straight.
18.) Do you go to school?
Thankfully, yes.
19.) Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
Sort of.
20.) Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
My roommate, which is horribly awkward.
21.) What are you most afraid of?
Failure.
22.)*snigger* Ok, ok. What colour is your hair?
Light brown.
23.) Eyes?
Hazel.
24.) What do you usually wear?
School uniform or white shirt, brown pants, and long brown coat.
25.) Ok. What's your religion?
The author does not have a name for this religion yet. It's a parallel to atheism.
26.) Do you wish this quiz is over?
Yes.
27.) Well, it's still not over.
Fuck you.
28.) Anyways, where do you live?
Andelin. Small town in the country.
29.) What class are you?
Townie.
30.) How many friends do you have?
Enough.
31.) Wow. If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
I want a mommy and a daddy that doesn't lie in bed all day having seizures and drooling.
32.) If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? And I don't want no cheap answer, ya hear?
I would send my sister to a university and cackle evilly, because I have a million fucking dollars.
33.) What are your thoughts on pie?
Om nom.
34.) Alright. What's your favorite food?
Muffins.
35.) Favorite drink?
Tea.
36.) What is your favorite place?
Home.
37.) Least favourite?
Whenever I don't know where I am, I'm not happy.
38.) Do you still want the quiz to end?
Yes.
39.) Yeah. Well, it's over.
You're a jackass.
Warm hugs and morally questionable advice given here. Prosey Bitchfest
watching down on us
Yay, a fun time-waster.
- What's your name?
- Beowulf Ecgtheowing.
- Do you know why you were named like that?
- My dad wanted me to have a good strong name that people will remember.
- Are you single or taken?
- Single.
- Have any abilities or powers?
- I can hunt, and I'm good with horses and dogs. I can also sing and play the lyre. There's other stuff I can do too, but it's confidential.
- Stop being a Mary-sue.
- What's a Mary-sue?*
- Uh... If you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
- Not by a long—um, yes, yes I can! Heh heh. Um...
- Okay fine, I'll be honest. I could beat a wrestler maybe, but my methods are unfair and I've never used them that way before. And if I did use them before other people, I'd be labeled niþing, and my life as I know it would be over. Now do you understand?
- Have any family members?
- Of course I do, have you never heard of the royal family of Geatland? The King is my uncle! His son is like my brother to me.
- Oh? How about pets?
- I have six dogs, three horses, and a cat. Oh, and one of the dogs is having puppies!
- Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like
- Well, I hate bugs! And spiders. And I hate when people tell me what I can and cannot do, and should and should not be. And I hate blood and violence and people being rough with each other. Why can't we all just get along?
- Something that you do like?
- I like art, and poetry, and music. I also like animals. And some other stuff too, but that's confidential.
- Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
- I already told you that!
- Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
- I don't know! I can't imagine I have, and I don't like to hurt anyone, but I disappoint a lot of people. Does this mean I hurt them?
- Ever...killed anyone before?
- No, of course not! I could never kill a fellow person, never. Never ever. I hate killing. I hate blood!
- What kind of animal are you?
- Um, I'm a human!
- Name your worst habits
- My mom and uncle say I have so many bad habits. My spending time with animals is a bad habit, my sacrificing to Frige is a bad habit, my inactivity is a bad habit, they even say my fainting when seeing blood is a bad habit, but I have no control over that!
- Do you look up to anyone at all?
- I look up to my dad! My uncle speaks poorly of him, saying that he is selfish, but my memory of him is different. He sacrificed all his time for me!
- I also look up to Frige, as she is a teacher to me.
- Gay, straight, or bi?
- I'm attracted to women, if that's what you mean.
- Do you go to school?
- I've already had my schooling from my mother.
- Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
- Yes! My uncle is trying to find me a wife, as a matter of fact. He is taking his sweet time, though.
- Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
- Not really, no. My uncle tells me otherwise, however.
- What are you most afraid of?
- I'm scared of a lot of things, actually. Don't tell anyone that.
- *snigger* Ok, ok. What colour is your hair?
- Fair.
- Eyes?
- People tell me they're welkin. I'm not sure, I've never gotten a clear look at the color of my own eyes. The mirror is too faint and bronze.
- What do you usually wear?
- Usually blue tunics. Blue's my favorite color.
- Ok. What's your religion?
- I worship Woden, Tiw and Frige like everyone else! Though I'm accused of worshipping Frige too much.
- Do you wish this quiz is over?
- Yes.
- Well, it's still not over.
- Whatever, I don't really care.
- Anyways, where do you live?
- In the hall of Wedermearce, obviously. I'm a prince!
- What class are you?
- I'm royalty.
- How many friends do you have?
- Um, I have people that I talk to, but at the end of the day, I'm really not sure they're friends. I don't think I have any friends actually, except maybe Frige and my cousin. Is that strange?
- Wow. If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
- Make myself not so faint to blood. It's rather difficult to live with!
- If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? And I don't want no cheap answer, ya hear?
- What's a dollar? Do you mean like gold? Okay if I had a million gold, I'd stash it! Everyone I know is frivolous with their money, but what if an opportunity comes when you really need it? I'll save it for that opportunity.
- What are your thoughts on pie?
- Pie is delicious and easy to make.
- Alright. What's your favorite food?
- Honeycakes, actually.
- Favorite drink?
- Mead, of course. I love honey and virtually anything made from it.
- What is your favorite place?
- The grove where the yew grows. And also the hall, when it's quiet.
- Least favourite?
- By the leather tannery. So smelly!
- Do you still want the quiz to end?
- Yes, do you have more questions?
- Yeah. Well, it's over.
- Okay, you happy?
- Now tag 3 people.
- No, that's stupid.
edited 18th Jun '11 10:45:36 PM by annebeeche
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
1.) What's your name?
- Guardsman Flinn Carpenter at your service.
2.) Do you know why you were named like that?
- Carpenter is the family name, obviously, and it’s sort of... what they do. As for Flinn, I’ve no idea. My parents liked the sound of it, I guess.
3.) Are you single or taken?
- Single. There aren’t really all that many women on the border anyway, even if any of them would have me.
4.) Have any abilities or powers?
- Well, I can use magic, which is really one of the reasons I’m here. I don’t like to boast, but I think after ten years I’m getting pretty good at it.
5.) Stop being a Mary-sue.
- Being a what now?
6) Uh... If you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
- ... maybe. It would depend on the species of the wrestler, and whether magic is allowed.
7) Have any family members?
- Um. Yeah, a whole lot of them. But I haven’t gone back to see them since I left, amd that was a long time ago so... yeah.
8) Oh? How about pets?
- Not really.
9) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like
- My friends, sometimes. Humans, sometimes. And bugs, particularly biting ones – they’re everywhere in the summer.
10.) Something that you do like?
- My friends, and humans. Funny, isn’t it? When it rains, and early mornings. .
11) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
- I guess I like a drink every now and then. I also like to walk, not really ‘’to’’ anywhere, just for the sake of walking.
12.) Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
- I would say so, yes. I don’t see how you’d get through life without hurting ‘’someone’’ in some way.
13.) Ever...killed anyone before?
- That would depend on your definition of ‘anyone’, I suppose. Never a human or a carle, but plenty of enemies.
14.) What kind of animal are you?
- I am not any kind of animal. What are you trying to say here?
15.) Name your worst habits
- I guess I hold grudges too long. There comes a point where you really ought to either get it out in the open or let it go, you know, and I don’t think I do that very well. I do tend to speak without thinking a lot, too.
16.) Do you look up to anyone at all?
- Not that I can think of.
17.) Gay, straight, or bi?
- (once the terms are explained to him) Straight, I guess, although I don’t see what business it would be of yours.
18.) Do you go to school?
- Not anymore, no, I’m too old for that. I did when I was younger, though, along with all my siblings and cousins.
19.) Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
- No. Let’s face it, I wouldn’t make a very good husband or father. I move around constantly so either I’d have to drag them all around with me, which is not going to happen, or they’d only see me a few months of the year. That’s no good for a family.
20.) Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
- Uh. Maybe Milo? He seems to miss his family very much so I guess he’s kinda latched onto me. Good kid, though.
21.) What are you most afraid of?
- A slow painful death.
22.)*snigger* Ok, ok. What colour is your hair?
- Light brown, and what are you giggling about?
23.) Eyes?
- Dark brown.
24.) What do you usually wear?
- My uniform. On my days off... either the uniform without the jacket, or just an ordinary shirt and trousers.
25.) Ok. What's your religion?
- > Creator hasn’t thought one up yet, but whatever it is he’s not terribly into it<
26.) Do you wish this quiz is over?
- ... are you going to stop it if I say ‘Yes’?
27.) Well, it's still not over.
- Didn’t think so.
28.) Anyways, where do you live?
- On the Border. We move posts a lot; we’re never at one for longer than a month or two.
29.) What class are you?
- Probably lower, but who really cares?
30.) How many friends do you have?
- Well, there’s the rest of the squad. That’s about six. So then there’s Milo, various other guardsmen I know well enough to talk to. Quite a few, really.
31.) Wow. If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
- Hah. Nothing.
32.) If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? And I don't want no cheap answer, ya hear?
- What in the world would I do with a million dollars? I can’t think of anything. Let’s say I put it back where I found it.
33.) What are your thoughts on pie?
- Heartily in favour.
34.) Alright. What's your favorite food?
- I don’t particularly care as long as it tastes good.
35.) Favorite drink?
- I don’t know. What sort of questions are these?
36.) What is your favorite place?
- The border... not deep into border country, but just at the edges, like here. It’s very pretty once you get used to it.
37.) Least favourite?
- I don’t exactly keep track of them in order, you know.
- Yes. Will you go away now?
edited 18th Jun '11 10:44:11 PM by LoniJay
Be not afraid...
1.) What's your name?
- Alice Laska.
2.) Do you know why you were named like that?
- Not really.
3.) Are you single or taken?
- Single. I'm not good with people.
4.) Have any abilities or powers?
- I'm not sure what you mean by that...
5.) Stop being a Mary-sue.
- Sorry.
6) Uh... If you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
- No.
7) Have any family members?
- I have an aunt. My father is dead, and my mother...next question, please.
8) Oh? How about pets?
- None. But I'd like a cat.
9) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like.
- Crowds.
10.) Something that you do like?
- Music.
11) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
- I'm an internet entrepreneur - I run a social-networking website out of my apartment.
12.) Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
- I once set a pomegranate tree on fire when I was 9. Does that count?
13.) Ever...killed anyone before?
- No.
14.) What kind of animal are you?
- A raven.
15.) Name your worst habits.
- Shyness, agoraphobia, obsessive behaviour.
16.) Do you look up to anyone at all?
- I'm taller than him, so it's really looking down...but yes.
17.) Gay, straight, or bi?
- Straight.
18.) Do you go to school?
- Graduated.
19.) Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
- Skip the kids part, but yes.
20.) Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
- No. Not that I know of.
21.) What are you most afraid of?
- Large groups of people. I can't stand being around them, I start hyperventilating and...next question.
22.)*snigger* Ok, ok. What colour is your hair?
- Very dark brown.
23.) Eyes?
- Also brown.
24.) What do you usually wear?
- Boy's shorts, and T-shirts that are too big for me.
25.) Ok. What's your religion?
- None.
26.) Do you wish this quiz is over?
- You have no idea how much.
27.) Well, it's still not over.
- That's not a question.
28.) Anyways, where do you live?
- Perth.
29.) What class are you?
- Like, social class? I don't know. Middle, I guess.
30.) How many friends do you have?
- ...next question. Now.
31.) Wow. If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
- I'd like to be able to go outside without having panic attacks.
32.) If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? And I don't want no cheap answer, ya hear?
- Buy a bigger apartment.
33.) What are your thoughts on pie?
- Pie is alright, but it depends what's in it.
34.) Alright. What's your favorite food?
- I'm not sure. Lemons and lemon-derived products, probably.
35.) Favorite drink?
- Hot chocolate.
36.) What is your favorite place?
- My apartment.
37.) Least favourite?
- Anywhere but my apartment.
38.) Do you still want the quiz to end?
- Yes.
39.) Yeah. Well, it's over.
- Thank god.
edited 18th Jun '11 11:03:20 PM by RiotousRascal
watching down on us
- What's your name?
- Jack Clive, at your service.
- Do you know why you were named like that?
- My first friend Jake gave the name to me. My job gave me Clive because I needed a last name. I don't know where they got it from.
- Are you single or taken?
- Taaaa-kennnn! ♪
- Have any abilities or powers?
- I'm a gifted shooter, if you must know. I also have some kicks that I'm proud of.
- Stop being a Mary-sue.
- Mary who?
- Uh... If you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
- Depends. If the wrestler's a trained professional, it'd be a pretty even fight. If he's just an inordinately strong bar bub, I have the advantage.
- I also don't fight fair. So far as I'm concerned, every flap of loose, sensitive skin is fair game. If I have my sap or something similar, I will use it.
- Have any family members?
- I have no biological family, unless you count my many, many, many identical brothers, who are all either the same age as me or younger. However, I am the adopted uncle of one adorable little girl! :3
- Oh? How about pets?
- Eh, I don't have any pets. I wish I did though.
- Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like
- How about Systems Corporation? So far as I'm concerned, they can all drop dead on the spot. Simultaneously.
- Something that you do like?
- I am in love with movies, music and literature. I also like going out to a nice classy restaurant if I can afford it, and go out to stomp clubs any free night I have.
- Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
- I am an avid listener of audio books. I also like to color, though my art is no better than Shanie's. She's only three years old, after all. There's also a wide variety of things I like doing with Angela, but that's private.
- Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
- I've hurt many people physically, actually. It's not something I like to think about a lot, usually, though I have no sympathy for anyone at SC who I may have injured on my escape. They're probably better by now, anyway.
- Ever...killed anyone before?
- Yes, I have. It's part of my job.
- What kind of animal are you?
- Despite my genetic oddities, I am still a human being. What kind of question is that, anyway?
- Name your worst habits
- I have so many idiosyncrasies of a One Fifty Four that I'm trying to destroy. I still say yes and start to follow orders blindly from time to time and I hate it.
- Do you look up to anyone at all?
- Have you ever heard of Frederick Douglass? There was a time when slavery was still commonplace. This man was born a slave, and he attained his own freedom. I can relate to him and his story only too well.
- Gay, straight, or bi?
- I am straight. People keep thinking I'm bi or gay, but I assure you, I'm not.
- Do you go to school?
- Besides the minimal education I got in the 154 facility, I have never gone to school. I would like to go to community college some time in the distant future, but as it stands now, even getting a GED is impossible due to my not having any legitimate vital records.
- Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
- Yes! It is what I dream of. Except, I cannot have kids because I am completely sterile, so I will have to adopt.
- Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
- Actually yes, I have a few. Of both varieties!
- What are you most afraid of?
- Having my "me" being taken away from me. I can't describe it. See, at the facility, they would never let me have "me". Now that I found "me", I found that "I" am the most precious thing I have. I am scared of that empty state of mind and never, ever, ever want to have it again.
- *snigger* Ok, ok. What colour is your hair?
- Bright scarlet red, like a cardinal. I assure you, it is natural! The color was, in fact, spliced from a cardinal.
- Eyes?
- A very pale grey. People say they're very sharp and striking. Also, they flash in dark light, because I have the same thing a dog or cat has, which apparently most humans don't have. I forget what it is called.
- Also, one of my eyelids is deformed. I used to think it was ugly, but now I like it. It's part of me, you know.
- What do you usually wear?
- I love to wear very nice, ironed suits, almost exclusively red to match my hair. I also like to wear an earring and a little eyeliner—the fashion of the US is so very expressive!
- Ok. What's your religion?
- Um, I don't think really have a religion. I like to say that God is my creator however. Does that count?
- Do you wish this quiz is over?
- -shrug-
- Well, it's still not over.
- That's fine.
- Anyways, where do you live?
- That's classified.
- What class are you?
- If you mean social class, I am not very rich on the normal ladder. On the ladder my job gives me, however...
- How many friends do you have?
- Everyone except people who only see me as a 154 is my friend.
- Wow. If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
- I would make myself able to read, as I am severely dyslexic and I never learned how as a kid. I would make myself fertile, and I would take away all the 154 idiosyncrasies. I would also give myself legal vital records.
- If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? And I don't want no cheap answer, ya hear?
- I'd stash it, probably use it to buy myself legitimate vital records. Use what's left of it to start a stable life outside of my job.
- What are your thoughts on pie?
- I like lemon meringue.
- Alright. What's your favorite food?
- Anything Japanese. Except natto. Ugh, I hate natto.
- Favorite drink?
- Ale or early grey.
- What is your favorite place?
- Iron Fist. It's the bar my girlfriend runs.
- Least favourite?
- The 154 facility.
- Do you still want the quiz to end?
- Yes, why, are you ending it?
- Yeah. Well, it's over.
- Okay.
- Now tag 3 people.
- I don't play tag.
Lucaruka!!
1.) What's your name?
- Nafuna Francis Grey
2.) Do you know why you were named like that?
- 'Cause pa has an obsession with the colour grey.
3.) Are you single or taken?
- Single.
4.) Have any abilities or powers?
- I, uh, play the piano. I'm fast? Animals like me? I dunno.
5.) Stop being a Mary-sue.
- What.
6) Uh... If you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
- Wrestlin' ain't my thing.
7) Have any family members?
- Pa and my brother, though we see a lotta orphans come through here too. He's got an obsession with adoptin' kids, too.
8) Oh? How about pets?
- Nah.
9) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like
- Cars. Know how many times I nearly died tryin' to start one of those things? Once, but that's more wrong than any carriage has ever done me.
10.) Something that you do like?'
- Rainy days.
11) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
- Besides playin' music, whatever pa needs me to do.
12.) Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
- Not nobody that didn't deserve it.
13.) Ever...killed anyone before?
- Not nobody that didn't ever try to kill me or my family first.
14.) What kind of animal are you?
- That doesn't bloody well mean anythin' and you know it.
15.) Name your worst habits
- If they were bad I wouldn't make them habits, now would I?
16.) Do you look up to anyone at all?
- Myself.
17.) Gay, straight, or bi?
- There ya go, talkin' nonsense again.
18.) Do you go to school?
- Did, 'till I started bootleggin'.
19.) Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
- Taken care of enough wayward souls to last me a lifetime, thank ya very much.
20.) Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
- Nah, those all go to my brother.
21.) What are you most afraid of?
- Me? Afraid?
22.)*snigger* Ok, ok. What colour is your hair?
- What colour do ya fuckin' think my hair is?
23.) Eyes?
- See above.
24.) What do you usually wear?
- Depends if I'm out runnin' or goin' to some sorta formal event. Nice suit without that stiflin' jacket, and a hat for the former, garish dress with lotsa fur bits on it for the latter.
25.) Ok. What's your religion?
- I don't put too much faith in the gods, else they might get 'round to thinkin' they can put faith in me.
26.) Do you wish this quiz is over?
- Who in the hells are ya?
27.) Well, it's still not over.
- Fuck you.
28.) Anyways, where do you live?
- In a city by a bay.
29.) What class are you?
- I'm the noble daughter of a war hero slash gangster. What class do ya think I am?
30.) How many friends do you have?
- I got a lotta acquaintances.
31.) Wow. If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
- Nothin'.
32.) If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? And I don't want no cheap answer, ya hear?
- I already got a million dollars. Why spend it when there ain't nowhere to go but up?
33.) What are your thoughts on pie?
- It's okay, I guess.
34.) Alright. What's your favorite food?
- Rabbit.
35.) Favorite drink?
- Water. Should be all a body needs.
36.) What is your favorite place?
- The bay.
37.) Least favourite?
- The archipelago.
38.) Do you still want the quiz to end?
- Yes.
39.) Yeah. Well, it's over.
- Who the fuck are you?
PARTY PARTY PARTY I WANNA HAVE A PARTY
1.) What's your name?
Cain
2.) Do you know why you were named like that?
Because my folks were bloody idiots.
3.) Are you single or taken?
I'm in a committed, long term relationship. Her name is Lupara and she blows up faces.
4.) Have any abilities or powers?
I'm an immortal servant of ultimate evil whose blood runs thick as the sand beneath his feet and whose name strikes fear into the hearts of the bravest of men. I'm also an avid skeet-shooter, bullet-recycling enthusiast and a mean chef. Just don't ask for angel food cake. That shit stopped being funny years ago.
5.) Stop being a Mary-sue.
No.
6) Uh... If you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
I wouldn't get in a fight with a strong wrestler. I probably would win, but I wouldn't do it. Wrestling implies some formal rules of engagement, ones which probably don't include shooting your opponent in the foot before the match.
7) Have any family members?
8) Oh? How about pets?
Preston probably counts, although human rights activists would prefer that I call him "apprentice" or "indentured servant".
9) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like
Getting shot. Hurts like the dickens.
10.) Something that you do like?
Target-shooting and cooking. Messing with Preston is fun, although I suspect he doesn't share my enthusiasm.
11) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
Didn't we talk about this earlier? I. Like. To. Shoot. Things. What about this have I not made clear to you?
12.) Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
Let me count the ways...
13.) Ever...killed anyone before?
Kill is such an ugly word. I prefer the term "efficient problem-solving."
14.) What kind of animal are you?
Man.
15.) Name your worst habits
Well there's probably the shooting people. Do a lot of that. Stealing, both from the living and dead. But the worst is probably the drinking. Doctor tells me I need to watch that one.
16.) Do you look up to anyone at all?
I stopped looking up to people a long time ago.
17.) Gay, straight, or bi?
... Do I really have to answer this? Really?
18.) Do you go to school?
I did, for a time.
19.) Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
In this hellhole? Shit man, even I'm not that spiteful.
20.) Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
No, and if I ever do there will be hell to pay, believe you me.
21.) What are you most afraid of?
There's just the one thing, but I don't really feel like talking with you about that, considering as it's none of your damn business.
22.)*snigger* Ok, ok. What colour is your hair?
Black.
23.) Eyes?
They used to be brown, but they're more dirty-vermillion now.
24.) What do you usually wear?
Black jeans, cotton t-shirt, my favorite hat and enough leather to spark righteous fury in any passing bovine.
25.) Ok. What's your religion?
Don't have one. Don't want one. Next question.
26.) Do you wish this quiz is over?
You have been awfully nosy.
27.) Well, it's still not over.
I'll make sure to remember that line when I tie you to a cactus in the middle of the desert and cover in you cow blood.
28.) Anyways, where do you live?
The bar at the nearest inn.
29.) What class are you?
Excuse me?
30.) How many friends do you have?
That depends on your definition of "friend".
31.) Wow. If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
I'd kinda like to have died in that fire fifteen years ago. Would've saved me a lot of trouble.
32.) If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? And I don't want no cheap answer, ya hear?
Cheap. Ha ha. Punny. Well, the first thing I'd do would be to buy all the ammo I could possibly get my hands on. Next comes the booze. Then more ammo. Then booze again. Repeat from town to town until the cash cow runs dry.
33.) What are your thoughts on pie?
It's delicious and I really wish Preston's gal pal would make some more often.
34.) Alright. What's your favorite food?
Rattlesnake. Plentiful, multipurpose, and it has this delectable flavor that lies somewhere between chicken and beef.
35.) Favorite drink?
Anything with a drop of alchohol in it.
36.) What is your favorite place?
Can't really think of one.
37.) Least favourite?
Never stayed anywhere long enough to get past the brigades of douchebags that seem to follow me wherever I go, so just about everywhere.
38.) Do you still want the quiz to end?
Please.
39.) Yeah. Well, it's over.
Thank christ.
40.) Now tag 3 people.
No. *Dramatic Gun Cock*
edited 18th Jun '11 11:57:37 PM by KSPAM
I've got new mythological machinery, and very handsome supernatural scenery. Goodfae: a mafia web serial
Another time-wasting questionnaire to fill out for my Big Bad. Fun. Although why people keep using OC and "character" synonymously eludes my grasp.
1.) What's your name?
Evil Alex.
2.) Do you know why you were named like that?
Alex was my old self's name. Evil is what I'm called. Hence, Evil Alex.
3.) Are you single or taken?
I don't have time for that filth.
4.) Have any abilities or powers?
I'm a wizard. Hello?
5.) Stop being a Mary-sue.
A what?
6) Uh... If you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
Obviously.
7) Have any family members?
Not anymore. And before you ask, I didn't do anything to them - they all lived and died quite happily, a few centuries ago.
8) Oh? How about pets?
Of a sort.
9) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like
This questionnaire, for one.
10.) Something that you do like?
Power.
11) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
Plotting world domination and playing chess. There's an awful lot of overlap, you know.
12.) Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
Oh, yes.
13.) Ever...killed anyone before?
Absolutely.
14.) What kind of animal are you?
Homo sapiens sapiens. That's a human, if you have problems with taxonomy.
15.) Name your worst habits
Indulging in stereotypical fictional villain mannerisms, even if it causes me setbacks.
16.) Do you look up to anyone at all?
No. That would be absurd.
17.) Gay, straight, or bi?
Asexual.
18.) Do you go to school?
Not for a long, long time.
19.) Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
Don't be disgusting.
20.) Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
Not anymore. And yes, this time it was me. I hated to waste a loyal servant, but she was just so danged annoying.
21.) What are you most afraid of?
Losing for good. Which basically comes down to death, because I won't give up otherwise.
22.)*snigger* Ok, ok. What colour is your hair?
Black, although I'm not certain whether it was always like that or not.
23.) Eyes?
Red. Brown originally, but why learn shapeshifting if you aren't going to use it to impress?
24.) What do you usually wear?
Robes, typically black; it's a stereotype, but what're you going to do?
25.) Ok. What's your religion?
I am my religion.
26.) Do you wish this quiz is over?
Yes.
27.) Well, it's still not over.
That was a mistake. Now I'm going to take my time about this.
28.) Anyways, where do you live?
Wherever my current tower stands. They don't seem to last very long.
29.) What class are you?
What does this mean? I think I'm a class 17 or 18 on the Kssssthik magical scale...
30.) How many friends do you have?
None, really. I don't trust them.
31.) Wow. If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
I would become absolute and complete ruler of all existence.
32.) If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? And I don't want no cheap answer, ya hear?
Mmm... probably purchase the latest military hardware for my forces. Some bribery never hurts either.
33.) What are your thoughts on pie?
I don't like it anymore. Next!
34.) Alright. What's your favorite food?
I don't really enjoy eating, it's just something I do.
35.) Favorite drink?
That includes drinking.
36.) What is your favorite place?
My throne room.
37.) Least favourite?
Pass on that one.
38.) Do you still want the quiz to end?
Yes.
39.) Yeah. Well, it's over.
Good. I'll kill you now, then.
40.) Now tag 3 people.
All right. *lights hand on fire* You're it.
edited 19th Jun '11 4:32:10 AM by nrjxll
First Loyalty: Yourself
1.) What's your name? Nathan Bennett.
2.) Do you know why you were named like that? I was named after my great-grandpa.
3.) Are you single or taken? Still single.
4.) Have any abilities or powers? I've been in the CMC for 10 years, and have also gone throught their equivalent of SAS training. Other than that, my armor has some gear built into it, but it's hardly Stark-worthy.
5.) Stop being a Mary-sue. Don't think I am.
6) Uh... If you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win? Depends on where the fight took place, and what rules & regulations were in place.
7) Have any family members? My folks still live on Titan.
8) Oh? How about pets? Had a neo-cat when I was a kid.
9) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like. Surprise practice drills. You get over your annoyance eventually, but they're still a pain.
10.) Something that you do like? Watching sunrises. Yeah, it sounds silly, but it's the truth.
11) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do? Classic Westerns, practice shooting.
12.) Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before? In battle, yes. Personally, not on purpose (I unintentionally broke another recruit's wrist in hand-to-hand combat training).
13.) Ever...killed anyone before? Do aliens count? If so, then in self-defense; not in cold blood.
14.) What kind of animal are you? Human.
15.) Name your worst habits. I tend to cover up my nervousness with snarkery.
16.) Do you look up to anyone at all? My D.I., Sergeant Morris.
17.) Gay, straight, or bi? Straight.
18.) Do you go to school? I've been taking online courses in Combat Psychology and Stellar Cartography when I get the opportunity.
19.) Ever want to marry and have kids one day? Someday.
20.) Do you have any fangirls/fanboys? Not that I know of.
21.) What are you most afraid of? Committing an epic-level smegup that'd get my entire squad eradicated.
22.)*snigger* Ok, ok. What colour is your hair? Black.
23.) Eyes? One's black, the other's blue (it's a cybernetic replacement).
24.) What do you usually wear? Fatigues or my armor.
25.) Ok. What's your religion? Agnostic.
26.) Do you wish this quiz is over? A little.
27.) Well, it's still not over. Damn you.
28.) Anyways, where do you live? Currently, I'm stationed at Fort Rogers on Kaneto.
29.) What class are you? I'm in the Earth Federation Colonial Marine Corps, PFC, acting as a heavy gunner for my squad, the Golden Langurs (technically, Company L's 11th Squad).
30.) How many friends do you have? Several members of the Langurs are like family to me; one of them's truly fire-forged.
31.) Wow. If you could change anything about you, what would you change? I'll get back to you on that.
32.) If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? And I don't want no cheap answer, ya hear? Buy my own ship, and freelance-soldier across the worlds.
33.) What are your thoughts on pie? The food, or something else?
34.) Alright. What's your favorite food? I like Indian cuisine, and blue cheese (not together).
35.) Favorite drink? Lime soda. Alcoholic drink: brandy with Graff juice.
36.) What is your favorite place? Zira City on Titan. It's got a huge zoo, and when I was a kid, it's where I went to be alone and relax for a couple hours.
37.) Least favourite? Io. They've mainly got mining facilities, who have the hiring practices of the classic French Foreign Legion: They'll hire anybody, pay well, and the survival rate's low. Hate to say it, but Io is a hellhole.
38.) Do you still want the quiz to end? Sure.
39.) Yeah. Well, it's over. It's about damn time.
edited 19th Jun '11 7:33:43 AM by RedneckRocker
Embroiled in slave rebellion, I escaped crucifixion simply by declaring 'I am Vito', everyone else apparently being called 'Spartacus'.
1. What's your name?
- Zooey Holmes
2. Do you know why you were named like that?
- My mother was a big JD Salinger fan.
3. Are you single or taken?
- Taken
4. Have any abilities or powers?
- Yes...why?
5. Stop being a Mary-Sue.
- What?
6. Uh...if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
- If we were fighting according to the rules of wrestling, than no. If we weren't, than yes.
7. Have any family members?
- Of course.
8. Oh? How about pets.
- My building doesn't allow them.
9. Cool, I guess. Tell me something you don't like.
- Wow, how much time do we have? Um, I guess habitual liars would be on the top of the list.
10. Something that you do like?
- I like tons of things; the way the air feels at five AM, hanging out with friends, NYT crossword puzzles, good books.
11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
- I play a lot of chess, if that counts.
12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
- Of course; it's a given. Who hasn't really?
13. Ever...killed anyone before?
- Erm...next question.
14. What kind of animal are you?
- Human. Wait, is that what you mean? Or is this one of those questions like on a personality test, where I say that I am a lion, or a cheetah, or a fox, or a koala, or something?
15. Name you worst habits?
- Now this is becoming like therapy.
16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
- Not really. A lot of people that I used to look up to have let me down.
17. Gay, straight, or bi?
- Straight
18. Do you go to school?
- Yes.
19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
- Maybe. I don't really think about it that much.
20. Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
- Hah, no.
21. What are you most afraid of?
- Now this is really like therapy. Doctor Friday, is that you? Um...you can put down loneliness and frozen strawberries, I guess.
22. Okay, okay. What color is your hair?
- A golden-y brown color, sort of. It's darker than it looks sometimes, depends on the light.
23. Eyes?
- Brown.
24. What do you usually wear?
- I probably spend the most time in my school uniform, but other than that it is just your typical stuff: mini-skirts, jeans. I wear my boots with everything, if that counts.
25. Okay. What is your religion?
- I don't believe in God, so I don't have a religion.
26. Do you wish this quiz was over?
- A little.
27. Well, it's not over.
- Joy.
28. Anyways, where do you live?
- In a big city.
29. What class are you?
- Middle class, I think. If that is what you mean.
30. How many friends do you have?
- Seven.
31. If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
- Where to begin?
32. If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?
- Pay for college, buy a car, put some aside for recreation and donations, and the rest into savings.
33. What are your thoughts on pie?
- It's an acceptable dessert.
34. All right. What's your favorite food?
- Does cold cereal count? I eat Lucky Charms by the ton.
35. Favorite drink?
- Water, but that's boring, isn't it?
36. What is your favorite place?
- My bedroom.
37. Least favorite?
- The hospital.
38. Do you still want the quiz to end?
- Yes.
39. Yeah. Well, it's over.
- Yes!
edited 19th Jun '11 7:55:52 AM by BetsyandtheFiveAvengers
Runs on Awesomeness
Meh, I'll work on my villain.
- What's your name?
- Keaira, though I have many.
- Do you know why you were named like that?
- I chose it.
- Are you single or taken?
- Single... what kind of questionnaire is this?
- Have any abilities or powers?
- I'm the demon queen of the undead! What kind of question is this?
- To start, there's all my magic training, then there's the abilities I have from being a high daylight walker, and that's just scratching the surface. Suffice to say, when you live a few centuries, you learn some nifty tricks.
- I'm the demon queen of the undead! What kind of question is this?
- Stop being a Mary-sue.
- Only when you stop being a twat.
- Uh... If you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
- I could have my arms and legs hog-tied behind me and still win.
- Have any family members?
- None that I haven't killed.
- Oh? How about pets?
- I think there's a few dragons in the citadel somewhere.
- Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like
- What's not to like? Being evil is fun!
- Something that you do like?'
- Being evil?
- Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
- Slaughtering innocents, experimenting with my power, raising armies of undead minions.
- Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
- Well, I did kill my entire family for turning me into a vampire.
- Ever...killed anyone before?
- I just answered this question.
- What kind of animal are you?
- I'm a vampire, what do you think?!
- Name your worst habits
- Even having habits is a bad habit. Predictability gets you killed.
- Do you look up to anyone at all?
- Only when my mirror is above eye level.
- Gay, straight, or bi?
- Doesn't matter to me, power is attractive.
- Do you go to school?
- Not in over 700 years.
- Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
- I killed my family, why would I want to start another one?
- Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
- I don't even know what that means.
- What are you most afraid of?
- Death.
- *snigger* Ok, ok. What colour is your hair?
- Blond
- Eyes?
- Blue
- What do you usually wear?
- Black elegant gothic lolita clothes.
- Ok. What's your religion?
- I've met deities, they're a bunch of absolutes with no imagination.
- Do you wish this quiz is over?
- In a way, yes. On the other hand...
- Well, it's still not over.
- Anyways, where do you live?
- Litus Citadel
- What class are you?
- Class? Oh, this is one of those game things, isn't it? I'm a combat mage.
- How many friends do you have?
- Friends are weaknesses to be exploited by enemies.
- Wow. If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
- I'd add omnipotence to my list of powers.
- If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? And I don't want no cheap answer, ya hear?
- A million dollars? I've already got more gold in my vault than I know what to do with, I pretty much just bribe dragons with it.
- What are your thoughts on pie?
- Pie is good. Pi is essential for developing spells.
- Alright. What's your favorite food?
- Favorite drink?
- This should be obvious by now.
- What is your favorite place?
- Home
- Least favourite?
- Home... again.
- Do you still want the quiz to end?
- Yes.
- Yeah. Well, it's over.
- Thank god.
Alpha Legionnaire
1.) What's your name?
2.) Do you know why you were named like that?- My name was apparently a tribute to my late grandfather who fell gainst the Nazis.
- I am widowed, yet I defile everyone I wish.
- For my endless contributions In Afghanistan, during World War III and for my campaign during the disintegration of the USSR I have been rewarded with the powers of the Dark Gods.
- I do not know a person who carries this name.
- Anyone could win against opponents who don't fight for real, be it those wrestlers or those morons practicing this stupid Chinese karate nonsense or however they call this fidgeting.
- I once had a wife and I fathered more children then I care to count.
- Animals are only good for food.
- Nothing in particular.
- Everything I do.
- I love to play my accordion. You want to listen
?
- Yes, and I enjoyed it.
- I stopped counting when I was in Afghanistan. But from what I can tell Khorne is pleased with my deeds.
- I was born a human, but later ascended to demonhood.
- I am sometimes too nice.
- Only to the Dark Gods.
- Slaanesh doesn't care nor do I.
- It has been ages when I finished my apprenticeship as a butcher.
- I already had a wife and the many virgins I defiled in the name of Slaanesh.
- I lead those who seek salvation by Chaos. I am the patron of those the Corpse Empress and her Imperium rejected.
- Fear is alien to Chaos.
- Black.
- Brown.
- Guts and multiliated corpses of my enemies and victims.
- Chaos Undivided.
- I do not care.
- Fine by me.
- In my palace located in my hometown of Fergana, Uzbekistan.
- I am the Lord of Chaos, the Scourge of God, the Devil's Reject.
- Everyone who seeks salvation by Chaos is my friend.
- Nothing.
- Money is meaningless. Chaos takes what it needs.
- Positive.
- Fergana.
- None in particular.
- I don't mind.
edited 19th Jun '11 11:32:13 AM by AdeptusAlpharius
I ♥ the VRS
watching down on us
- What's your name?
- Red.
- Do you know why you were named like that?
- It's just the nickname everybody has always called me by. I don't answer to Rebecca anymore.
- Are you single or taken?
- Taken. Got a boyfriend.
- Have any abilities or powers?
- I bet you want like supernatural abilities, right? Well, does being able to transform into a wolf (although not of my own free will) count?
- Stop being a Mary-sue.
- I don't know what you mean by that.
- Uh... If you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
- If I'm human, probably not. If I'm a wolf, probably. Wolves bite hard. HARD.
- Have any family members?
- I'm living with my grandmother right now.
- Oh? How about pets?
- I am my own pet. As for actual pets, I had a husky where I used to live. I miss him so very much!
- Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like
- I hate Canadian French. Seeing as I live in Quebec and my grandmother won't let me leave, I now have to learn it. It's nothing like school French, you know.
- Something that you do like?
- I like books! And movies.
- Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
- I like to go hiking and hunting. Hunting, both as a human and as a wolf, but hunting as a wolf is more satisfying.
- Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
- I've attacked other wolves before when in my madwolf phase, but never another human. God, I hope not.
- Ever...killed anyone before?
- Never, and I hope it stays that way.
- What kind of animal are you?
- I'm normally a human, but sometimes I'm a wolf. If you've seen wolves living in France, that's the sort of wolf I am, actually.
- Name your worst habits
- Sometimes I get so used to being a wolf (transformation lasts three days) that I still act like one when human. Vise versa when I'm a wolf—I forget what form I'm in and I stroll down town, and I find people are either afraid of me or mistake me for a dog.
- Do you look up to anyone at all?
- I look up to my grandma. She's learned to live with lycanthropy like it's nothing at all. In fact, I think she's a strong woman because of it.
- Gay, straight, or bi?
- I'm straight.
- Do you go to school?
- I'm missing my first year of college right now because of my lycanthropy, actually.
- Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
- Sure, but I'm not anywhere near planning that yet.
- Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
- I'm not famous, of course not!
- What are you most afraid of?
- I'm afraid of doing something I'll regret.
- *snigger* Ok, ok. What colour is your hair?
- Red. In wolf form, it's like a grey-tinted ginger, mostly. At least, I think it is. I don't have a mirror low enough to get a good look at myself.
- Eyes?
- My eyes are like brown. As a wolf, they're a kind of gold.
- What do you usually wear?
- Just a plain t-shirt and shorts.
- Ok. What's your religion?
- I don't have one.
- Do you wish this quiz is over?
- Not really.
- Well, it's still not over.
- That's fine.
- Anyways, where do you live?
- I used to live in Florida, but now I'm living in my grandmother's cabin in Quebec. Now that I'm a werewolf, she won't let me leave.
- What class are you?
- I just graduated from senior year. I would be freshman year, but my grandmother won't let me go home!
- How many friends do you have?
- I have two friends in Florida. There's this guy I'm getting to know in my grandmother's village, but he only speaks French and very little english.
- Wow. If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
- Take away my werewolf curse, but allow myself to be able to transform at will. I've actually gotten used to being a wolf and I quite like it. It has its own merits.
- If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? And I don't want no cheap answer, ya hear?
- Buy myself a nice car, pay my tuition and stash the rest.
- What are your thoughts on pie?
- Eh, not my thing.
- Alright. What's your favorite food?
- Roast venison!
- Favorite drink?
- apple cider, both alcoholic and non-alcoholic. Actually the drinking age up here in Canada is great!
- What is your favorite place?
- The walk by the lake in the forest next to my grandmother's house.
- Least favourite?
- My old high school. It's not that I have a problem with school itself, I just don't like the environment.
- Do you still want the quiz to end?
- Yes.
- Yeah. Well, it's over.
- okay.
- Now tag 3 people.
- I don't know enough people up here to tag.
edited 19th Jun '11 11:51:54 AM by annebeeche
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
SCH-NEIGH-ZEL
Let's see:
- 1.) What's your name?
- I'm Sky......... let's leave it at that. My family name means nothing anymore.
- 2.) Do you know why you were named like that?
- I just said leave it!
- 3.) Are you single or taken?
- Single
- 4.) Have any abilities or powers?
- Other than being 1 of the world's best strategists? I'm also fond of Judo, Not that I can use it much anymore. Thanks to this medallion I found I can control the minds of others, but that's not really MY power so it probably doesn't count.
- 5.) Stop being a Mary Sue.
- Would a Mary Sue be forced to spend the rest of her life in constant pain? Would a Mary Sue lose the only 2 people who ever cared for her? Would a Mary Sue be stuck in the body of a hideously scarred midget due to the machinations of someone she once called a friend? I. Don't. Think so.
- 6.) Uh... if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
- Assuming that I hadn't already rigged the ring to explode the second my enemy stepped into it, or taken the wrestler's family hostage...... I'd lose. I mean look at me.
- 7.) Have any family members?
- Has it been that long since my first answer?
- 8.) Oh? How about pets?
- I have no need for pets. They just distract me
- 9.) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like.
- My pain.
- 10.)Something that you do like?
- Winning.
- 11.) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
- I don't have a lot of spare time these days, but I guess I'm a fan of the supernatural. I like to watch documentaries about it, and I sometimes go on those websites for conspiricy theorists.
- 12.) Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
- When it's necessary.
- 13.) Ever...killed anyone before?
- Again, when it's necessary.
- 14.) What kind of animal are you?
- a fox
- 15.) Name your worst habits.
- Doctor's say that my uncontrolable desire for revenge isn't very healthy.... I humbly disagree.
- 16.) Do you look up to anyone at all?
- Is that supposed to be funny? If you're serious, then I guess..... my chief scientist Miranda. She can keep up with me on an intelectual level, and has even surpassed me a couple of times.
- 17.) Gay, straight or bi?
- Straight.
- 18.) Do you go to school
- I'm in my 30's
- 19.) Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
- I did.
- 20.) Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
- Other than Selene and Miranda, Who I consider my friends, not my groopies. No.
- 21.) What are you most afraid of?
- Dying before Flak pays for what he did to me.
- 22.) "snigger" Ok, ok. What colour is your hair?
- Hazle
- 23.) Eyes?
- Blue.
- 24.) What do you usually wear?
- My custom trenchcoat. It lets me hide things in it.
- 25.) Ok. What is your religion?
- Any hope I had in religion died the second I was thrown off that cliff.
- 26.) Do you wish this quiz is over?
- Increasingly.
- 27.) Well it's still not over.
- I thought so.
- 28.) Anyways, Where do you live?
- Somewhere. I'd have to kill you if I said any more.
- 29.) What class are you?
- What are you referring to? Social? school? intelligence? online gaming?
- 30.) How many friends do you have?
- two.
- 31.) Wow. If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
- I'm not even going to dignify that with an answer.
- 32.) If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? And I don't want no cheap answer, ya hear?
- I'd invest it into Miranda's research. She needs all the help she can get.
- 33.) What are our thoughts on pie?
- They'd be as pointless as this quiz, if they weren't so tasty.
- 34.) Allright. What's your favourite food?
- Gammon
- 35.) Favourite Drink?
- Black tea
- 36.) What is your favourite place?
- My new home.
- 37.) Least favourite?
- My old home.
- 38.)Do you still want this quiz to end?
- No.
- Yeah. Well it's over.
- For you at least.
Shadowed Philosopher
1.) What's your name?
Alexander Krons, Rogue Power Time.
2.) Do you know why you were named like that?
Well, the surname is my dad's. It's just a name, I guess.
3.) Are you single or taken?
Single, but not available.
4.) Have any abilities or powers?
I'm the Rogue Power Time.*
5.) Stop being a Mary-sue.
(In-character) A what now?
(With external knowledge) It's not like I can help what I can do.
6) Uh... If you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
What did you not get above about 'Rogue Power Time'?
7) Have any family members?
My father is still alive.
8) Oh? How about pets?
No.
9) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like
Anyone trying to hurt Katherine.
10.) Something that you do like?'
Hurting people who try to hurt Katherine. 
In seriousness, I like reading, I suppose, but one learns to remain content with many things.
11) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
Reading. Training. Learning obscure martial arts. Training enough that I can fight without the timebreak.
12.) Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
Other than in training? No.
13.) Ever...killed anyone before?
No, but I do not anticipate the condition continuing.
14.) What kind of animal are you?
Um, what?
15.) Name your worst habits
I have fought with a tendency to become distracted and lose awareness. I believe I have largely overcome it.
16.) Do you look up to anyone at all?
While he has his faults, Lord Andyrm is one of the best military leaders of all time. Also, some of the Finleys can beat me in a fight even at one-fourth timebreak.
17.) Gay, straight, or bi?
Straight.
18.) Do you go to school?
Yes, though it's mostly to guard Katherine.
19.) Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
I suppose, but it's something to worry about when we are no longer in imminent danger of our lives.
20.) Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
Who?
21.) What are you most afraid of?
Gravity, probably, or a strong Haargen.
22.)*snigger* Ok, ok. What colour is your hair?
Blond.
23.) Eyes?
Darker than their whites.
24.) What do you usually wear?
It looks like an Academy uniform, but it is suitably modified.
25.) Ok. What's your religion?
Religion?
26.) Do you wish this quiz is over?
Not like I have anything better to do.
27.) Well, it's still not over.
You know, I gathered that from the remainder of the questions.
28.) Anyways, where do you live?
At the Academy, now.
29.) What class are you?
I sit on the Council, or would if I had time, or thought Lord Andyrm needed another sycophant.
30.) How many friends do you have?
Several, I suppose. I hope to call the Finleys friends, at any rate.
31.) Wow. If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
Anything that prevents me doing my duty.
32.) If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? And I don't want no cheap answer, ya hear?
Probably just put it somewhere. It's not like a Rogue Power lacks for the essentials.
33.) What are your thoughts on pie?
A dessert.
34.) Alright. What's your favorite food?
There are many I enjoy, but one learns to be content with what one has.
35.) Favorite drink?
See previous answer.
36.) What is your favorite place?
Personally? Andyrm House. Professionally? Any room above the second floor, with grated windows and a door facing away from any long hallways.
37.) Least favourite?
The dratted Academy. Moving between buildings? Are they trying to get her assassinated?
38.) Do you still want the quiz to end?
Well, presumably it will eventually.
39.) Yeah. Well, it's over.
Good to know.
Yeah...the character is a bodyguard, with a rather unhealthy submersion of his own self in his duty.
edited 19th Jun '11 7:07:22 PM by alethiophile
Shinigan (Naruto fanfic)
Crazy Kiwi
[chortle] my kind of fun.
1.) What's your name?
Ian Walker
2.) Do you know why you were named like that?
Not with out getting all "meta" and Medium Aware. Ian means "God is Gracious" and "Walker" is an old job name meaning someone who removes the lanolin from wool prior to it being dyed. There may be some significance to those names.
3.) Are you single or taken?
Depends on how you define "taken". I've already got two partners who take up a lot of my time but if anyone else interesting comes along I'm not forbidden to do anything.
4.) Have any abilities or powers?
Plenty of abilities but none of them beyond the capability of anyone with my job and interests.
5.) Stop being a Mary-sue.
Ah, you'll need to talk to the author about that. Damn, I'm getting all Medium Aware.
6) Uh... If you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
Given that my preferred "fight" is with wit and words, I've got a pretty good chance of winning unless the wrestler's very bright and extremely erudite.
If he wants to make a wrestling match out of it, I'd fight dirty and neither of us would escape unscathed.
7) Have any family members?
Two partners, one partner's partner, four kids. Add to that an old friend, his wife and two kids and the son of another friend of mine and his pregnant girlfriend and it gets kinda crowded around here.
8) Oh? How about pets?
Blue-tongued skink, a couple of rats, about a dozen birds and a dog. Some people think the rabbits are pets but they've never eaten dinner here...
9) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like
Idiots.
10.) Something that you do like?'
Lots of things. Hot baths, lightning storms, full moons, espresso, fresh strawberries - I could go on all night.
11) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
Way too many to fit in. I currently manage: motorbike rides, paintball, target shooting and reading on top of my family and work commitments. I also enjoy sleeping but I don't get a lot of time for that these days.
12.) Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
Yep. Physically and emotionally, and I feel sorry for it. I try not to, but sometimes the best laid plans gang agley.
13.) Ever...killed anyone before?
No.
14.) What kind of animal are you?
I'd have to go with "wolf". Loyal to, and protective of, my "pack" - yet also playful.
15.) Name your worst habits
Depends who you ask - I've met people who utterly detest things about me that other people think are my best attributes. To stick with the "universal" ones: I sometimes speak too loud and I pick my nose in public.
16.) Do you look up to anyone at all?
I look up to what people have done. I admire many qualities that people have exhibited but I'm mindful they're still people and have their failings, too.
17.) Gay, straight, or bi?
Straight but not judgemental - one of my partners is bi and her other partner's a lesbian (who has been a friend of mine for more than a couple of decades)
18.) Do you go to school?
Not a formal one. Still being educated by this thing called "life", though.
19.) Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
Been married twice, have four kids already. Now I'm happy to live in sin with two chicks - OK by you?
20.) Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
Only my four kids, but I think they're biased.
21.) What are you most afraid of?
Harm befalling my family.
22.)*snigger* Ok, ok. What colour is your hair?
Still mostly dark. Well, the top of my head is. My beard is apparently about ten years older and greyer than my hair.
23.) Eyes?
Yep.
Blue-grey (even they're getting old and grey). Literally - I need stronger lenses now than I ever did.
24.) What do you usually wear?
Jeans, T-shirt, fishing/shooting vest (I have a lot of crap and can't find a handbag that suits), sneakers or boots and a hat (bloody hole in the ozone layer may make hats fashionable again - and I've seen women with parasols as well.)
25.) Ok. What's your religion?
Pagan. Celtic Reconstructionist, to be specific.
26.) Do you wish this quiz is over?
Nah, I'm fine.
27.) Well, it's still not over.
'k
28.) Anyways, where do you live?
Paradise.
Well, Central Hawkes Bay, New Zealand - which is as near as you can get to paradise.
29.) What class are you?
Professional/working
30.) How many friends do you have?
A reasonable number. A handful of really close ones, a few handfuls of good ones, and a fairish number of people I get along with and would happily go on a bike ride with.
31.) Wow. If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
I'd fix up my eyesight - I friggin' hate glasses.
32.) If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? And I don't want no cheap answer, ya hear?
Upgrade the house with more rooms, more toilet facilities, more power generation capacity and make it more energy-efficient; invest in more buildings and equipment; get my sodding eyesight fixed.
33.) What are your thoughts on pie?
Pretty positive. Some of the more culinary types hereabouts make some nice pies - meat pies as well as fruit pies. What I really do miss is being able to go to the shop and buy a small meat pie or two for lunch.
34.) Alright. What's your favorite food?
That varies depending on my mood. Venison's a perennial favourite, though, probably since we seldom manage to shoot deer.
35.) Favorite drink?
Quite partial to coffee liqueur. I enjoy cider, some ales, some wines and mead, vodka, gin, the occasional tequila.
36.) What is your favorite place?
My seat on the veranda.
37.) Least favourite?
Any city you care to mention.
38.) Do you still want the quiz to end?
I'm good.
39.) Yeah. Well, it's over.
Suit yourself.
1.) What's your name?
- Athena.
2.) Do you know why you were named like that?
- My father has always been a bit... theatrical in his sensibilities. So am I, but it isn't the mythological reference I would have chosen had I had any say in the matter.
3.) Are you single or taken?
- Single. And not looking, if that's why you're asking.
4.) Have any abilities or powers?
- ... No. Nothing out of the normal human range, anyway.
5.) Stop being a Mary-sue.
- I beg your pardon?
6) Uh... If you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
- Oh, goodness, no. I'm terribly unathletic.
7) Have any family members?
- I have parents and an elder brother — well, half-brother, technically, but it makes little difference to me. As for the extended family, there are two grandparents with whom we're not on speaking terms, one with whom we are, and a handful of aunts, uncles, and cousins whom we don't see very often.
8) Oh? How about pets?
- They aren't allowed in my apartment. Well, it's my brother's apartment, really. I do plan to move out as soon as I can afford to.
9) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like.
- Deadlines. Schedules. Responsibility. The dull, mindless, soulless repetition that passes for adulthood for most people.
10.) Something that you do like?
- Music.
11) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
- I read poetry, and I sew.
12.) Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
- Haven't we all? Nobody treads so carefully through life as to not step on someone else's feelings here and there. Even the most considerate person may heedlessly wound another and never even notice.
And I used to pinch my brother when we were kids.
13.) Ever... killed anyone before?
- Certainly not, and I doubt I ever could.
14.) What kind of animal are you?
- A songbird of some sort. Something sweet-voiced and small and delicate and colorful. If I do say so myself.
15.) Name your worst habits.
- Procrastination, chronic lateness, irresponsible spending, and general freeloading. So my brother says, at least.
16.) Do you look up to anyone at all?
- Well, I have my artistic influences, if that counts. But I could go on about that all day — I won't bore you with it.
17.) Gay, straight, or bi?
- Largely uninterested.
18.) Do you go to school?
- I used to. I got through two years of university before dropping out to pursue my musical career. It... hasn't worked out quite as nicely as I had hoped.
19.) Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
- Ugh, no, I can't even imagine.
20.) Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
- Unfortunately, no. My audiences, in the rare event that I have them, are largely made up of people who were just passing through or haven't got anything better to do.
21.) What are you most afraid of?
- Leading a boring and unremarkable life.
22.)*snigger* Ok, ok. What colour is your hair?
- Black.
23.) Eyes?
- Grey.
24.) What do you usually wear?
- Elaborate frilly dresses. Some of them I make myself.
25.) Ok. What's your religion?
- I haven't really got one. I was raised Christian and dabbled in several forms of neo-Paganism as a teenager, but I found all of that unsatisfying.
26.) Do you wish this quiz is over?
- Not especially. If I had anything better to do right now, I wouldn't be doing this. ... No, let me rephrase that. If I had anything I would prefer to be doing, I wouldn't be doing this.
27.) Well, it's still not over.
- Yes, I can see that.
28.) Anyways, where do you live?
- In a smallish city in the eastern United States.
29.) What class are you?
- My family is solidly middle-class. I'm more of a starving artist.
30.) How many friends do you have?
- A few. Enough. And a lot of friendly acquaintances.
31.) Wow. If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
- That's a bit personal, don't you think?
32.) If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? And I don't want no cheap answer, ya hear?
- I suppose I'd give up on this whole singer-songwriter business, retire, and live out my life as a lady of leisure with an extensive wardrobe of gorgeous clothes. Can you still do that on a million dollars these days?
33.) What are your thoughts on pie?
- It isn't my preferred pastry, but I won't turn it down if it's offered.
34.) Alright. What's your favorite food?
- Cheesecake.
35.) Favorite drink?
- I'm partial to tea of all kinds.
36.) What is your favorite place?
- I don't think I've really found it yet.
37.) Least favourite?
- Whatever restaurant or store at which I happen to be doing soul-crushing part-time grunt work automatically becomes my least favorite place for the duration of the job.
38.) Do you still want the quiz to end?
- I never said I did in the first place, did I?
39.) Yeah. Well, it's over.
- All right.
Shadowed Philosopher
The algorithm for wrapping to pages seems to count posts, not lines, so this is easily the longest single page I've seen on the forum.
Shinigan (Naruto fanfic)
Killing is my business
1.) What's your name?
Ashteroth, but I usually just go by Ashte
2.) Do you know why you were named like that?
Chose it for myself after I was turned into a demon.
3.) Are you single or taken?
Single, though I have been on several one night stands
4.) Have any abilities or powers?
Yep, sure do. What? You wanna know the details? Fine, I'll give you a few; expert swordsmanship, master of darkness based magic abilities, and excellent marksmanship, and of course, the ability to transform into a demon. 5.) Stop being a Mary-sue.
Misspelled the word "Awesome" there, kid.
6) Uh... If you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
HA! Is this a joke? I'd win for sure! How long it'll take me to do so depends on my mood.
7) Have any family members?
Not that I know of, as far as I'm concerned, I've never had a family
8) Oh? How about pets?
Other than a familiar that's based on a stuffed animal I had back when I was a human, I don't have any.
9) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like
Anything that imposes on my own freedom. As you can imagine, me and authority figures don't get along all that well.
10.) Something that you do like?'
Fighting, Eating (especially Pizza), taking naps, and motorcycles
11) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
Other than fighting, I enjoy listening to music (heavy metal especially), motorcycle races on occasions, spending time with my familiar, and when I get the chance to play'em, video games.
12.) Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
- chuckles* Sorry, but that's like asking someone if they breathe! Of course I have.
13.) Ever...killed anyone before?
Yep, to varying degrees of enjoyment *grins*
14.) What kind of animal are you?
What the hell kind of question is that? I guess if you can consider humans and demons as animals, then you can probably say that I'm a hybrid.
15.) Name your worst habits
Arrogance, psychopathic tendencies, getting a sadistic glee out of killing and grievously injuring people that piss me off, selfishness, blood-lust, and that's just the tip of the iceberg. Hey, atleast I can admit it.
16.) Do you look up to anyone at all?
Can't remember last time I ever looked up to anyone, but there are a few people I respect
17.) Gay, straight, or bi?
Lesbian
18.) Do you go to school?
Nope. I'm done with that crap.
19.) Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
Feh. As if!
20.) Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
If I do, I haven't paid any attention to them, not like I give a damn either way.
21.) What are you most afraid of?
Sorry, not gonna reveal that to just anyone.
22.)*snigger* Ok, ok. What colour is your hair?
Freak. Anyway, I have dark purple hair.
23.) Eyes?
Red. Gold when I'm in demon form.
24.) What do you usually wear?
Red or black longcoat, pants, gloves, and boots. Everything else depends on the season, and I usually wear goggles as well.
25.) Ok. What's your religion?
None, don't care for it.
26.) Do you wish this quiz is over?
As a matter of fact, I do.
27.) Well, it's still not over.
- flips the bird*
28.) Anyways, where do you live?
Nowhere, I'm a traveler, but I guess you can say that I live with Alice and her friends in their RV, for now.
29.) What class are you?
Like I give a damn.
30.) How many friends do you have?
Not too sure, I have a few allies, but I never bothered to count them all up.
31.) Wow. If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
For now; nothing, I like who am
32.) If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? And I don't want no cheap answer, ya hear?
Probably use it to build a HQ for a bounty hunting business
33.) What are your thoughts on pie?
It's alright I guess, but I prefer Cake.
34.) Alright. What's your favorite food?
Pizza
35.) Favorite drink?
Soda, of a sugary variety
36.) What is your favorite place?
Alice's RV, I guess
37.) Least favourite?
Ugh, Law Enforcement Headquarters'
38.) Do you still want the quiz to end?
Either way, I'm still outta here
39.) Yeah. Well, it's over.
Fine by me
"I'll show you fear, there is no hell, only darkness." My twitter
Pokemon Trainer
1.) What's your name?
Toby Hutchinson and Jack Cunningham.
2.) Do you know why you were named like that?
Toby: Mama just liked the name, I guess.
Jack: I dunno.
3.) Are you single or taken?
Toby: Uhh...this is...complicated. There is this...one person I like. But, I'm not sure if I want to say who it is. I mean, do I have a choice? No? Crap! Okay, it's...*sigh* Jack. But just because I like him DOESN'T MEAN I'M GAY!
Jack: Right. Thanks for choosing me though. Because I like you too.
Toby: Umm...thanks, I guess. *blushes*
4.) Have any abilities or powers?
Jack: No.
Toby: Does acting count as an ability?
5.) Stop being a Mary-sue.
Jack and Toby: Well, SOrry!
6) Uh... If you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
Toby: NO.
Jack: Depends; how strong is the wrestler?
7) Have any family members?
Toby: Just my mom and my dad, and dad's always away on business, so usually it's just me and my mom.
Jack: My mom, my dad, and my sister.
8) Oh? How about pets?
Toby: None.
Jack: My sister has a toucan. Does that count?
9) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like
Toby: I'm not too fond of homework (but then again who is?). I also don't like it when people say I'm gay. Because I'm NOT GAY! *ahem* And while on the subject I don't like my best friend Maya's yaoi collection. It scares me. I'm not fond of bullies either. Or when mama embarrasses me in public. I love her, but she should really stop saying stuff like "ohh, he was so cute when he was a baby" and stuff like that.
Jack: I don't like homework either. Or work in general. I also don't like anime that much and I hate people who whine about the Star Wars prequels. "OMG TEHY EXPALINED TEH PHORSE!!!11!1! BAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!" Imagine having to listen to that all the time.
Toby: You feel pretty strongly about that.
Jack: Oh yeah! I also hate my soul-sucking ex-girlfriend, Marilyn. *shudder* And I'm not fond of being rich. Having money isn't worth people treating you differently, people.
10.) Something that you do like?
Toby: I love acting. And someday I'll be a star...and my name will be up in bright flashing lights...and everyone will see me on the red carpet and beg me to sign autographs...and...oh, sorry. I got lost in my fantasy.
Jack: *snickers* Nice.
Toby: I also like reading, playing video games, watching anime, playing baseball stuff like that. My tastes are kind of boring.
Jack: Right. Well, I like movies, cooking, playing basketball, drawing, and watching television.
11) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
Toby: Like I said, I like reading, playing video games, playing baseball and watching anime.
Jack: I like watching movies, cooking, and drawing.
12.) Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
Toby: Gee, I don't think so.
Jack: Only to protect people. Like you, Toby. ;)
Toby: *blushes*
13.) Ever...killed anyone before?
Toby: NO! My God Why would you ask that!?
Jack: Nope.
14.) What kind of animal are you?
- awkward pause*
Both: Humans.
15.)Name your worst habits
Toby: I'm a little shy, but I also get stressed and frazzled rather easily.
Jack: I'm kinda lazy.
16.) Do you look up to anyone at all?
Toby: Of course! It's Jack! He's smart, tough, athletic and he doesn't get on my case for who I am! And he's handsome. BUT THE FACT THAT I CALLED HIM HANDSOME DOESN'T MEAN I'M GAY!
Jack: Why, Toby, I'm flattered!
Toby: *blushes* Shut up.
17.) Gay, straight, or bi?
Jack:...
Toby: *glances around and blushes* Okay...I'm gay. But don't tell anyone!
Jack: Do you really think anyone would be surprised? Anyway, I'm bisexual myself.
18.) Do you go to school?
Toby: Yes.
Jack: Lagbert High School.
19.) Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
Toby: The marrying part, yes. The kids part...you did read my confession on #17, right?
Jack: Same here.
20.) Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
Toby: Maya squeals when Jack flirts with me, and his friend Nora giggles uncontrollably. But for the most part, no.
Jack: One of these days I'm gonna have to physically lock them out or something.
Toby: LOL!
21.) What are you most afraid of?
Toby:...Being hated.
Jack: Marilyn.
22.)*snigger* Ok, ok. What colour is your hair?
Toby: Blonde.
Jack: Brown.
23.) Eyes?
Toby: Green.
Jack: Brown.
24.) What do you usually wear?
Toby: Well, I wear a pink t-shirt, blue jean shorts, glasses, and sneakers.
Jack: I wear a green t-shirt, a long black coat, a pair of grey pants and boots.
25.) Ok. What's your religion?
Toby: I'm not sure...
Jack: My parents are Christian. My sister and I aren't sure, though.
26.) Do you wish this quiz is over?
Toby: Not yet.
Jack: Yes.
27.) Well, it's still not over.
Toby: Okay.
Jack: Crap.
28.) Anyways, where do you live?
Toby: We both live in Illinois.
Jack: That's all we're telling you.
29.) What class are you?
Toby and Jack: What?
30.) How many friends do you have?
Toby: Well, I have my best fiend Maya and her boyfriend, Joseph. That's pretty much it.
Jack: I have Nigel, though he's less of a friend and more of a pain in the neck. I also have Nora.
31.) Wow. If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
Toby: I'd become a little more assertive.
Jack: I'd be able to keep a romantic partner.
32.) If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? And I don't want no cheap answer, ya hear?
Toby: Don't you already have a million dollars, Jack?
Jack: No. I have a lot of money, but not a million.
33.) What are your thoughts on pie?
Toby and Jack: It's good.
34.)Alright. What's your favorite food?
Toby: I like oranges.
Jack: I'm game for anything.
35.) Favorite drink?
Toby: Orange juice.
Jack: Root beer.
36.) What is your favorite place?
Toby: My home.
Jack: Toby's home.
37.) Least favourite?
Both: School.
Jack: And my house.
38.) Do you still want the quiz to end?
Toby: Yes.
Jack: Definitely.
39.) Yeah. Well, it's over.
Toby: Okay.
Jack: Finally. Hey, Toby, now that the quiz is over, you wanna do something together?
Toby: Please, Jack *blushes* th-they're still watching...
Jack: Who cares?
Toby: I DO.
Jack: You're such a prude...
Toby: I AM NOT!
Jack: G'bye everyone!
edited 21st Jul '12 1:16:44 AM by CJCroen1393
Oh, hey, a fun way to procrastinate.
1.) What's your name?
- Anka Vargdum.
2.) Do you know why you were named like that?
- My name is Anka. I am from Vargdum. This is a silly question.
3.) Are you single or taken?
- Taken, I suppose.
4.) Have any abilities or powers?
- I know of several different ways to kill you. Does that count?
5.) Stop being a Mary-sue.
- ...What does that even mean?
6) Uh... If you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
- No, I think someone who play-fights as a game can really beat a highly trained combatant. (That was sarcasm.)
7) Have any family members?
- Not that I'm aware of.
8) Oh? How about pets?
- ...That's a rather loaded term for me, but I suppose I can't expect you to know that.
9) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like
- Answering silly questions. Also, military epics. They depress me.
10.) Something that you do like?
- Poetry. Wait, why did I say that? What did you put in my drink?
11) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
- No, but seriously, what is this? Was it poisoned?
12.) Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
- Oh, yes. You're next on my list if I can find you, you bastard.
13.) Ever...killed anyone before?
- It doesn't seem to be poisoned, unless it's slow-acting... It's just compelling me to tell the truth... What? Oh, yeah, I've killed a few people. To be fair, they were trying to kill Lady Katrina. And me, too, I suppose.
14.) What kind of animal are you?
- Did Nem put you up to this? I'm a human, dammit!
15.) Name your worst habits
- Bad temper, distrust and suspicion, and a tendency to center my life around another person. Damn it, when does this drug wear off?
16.) Do you look up to anyone at all?
- My mentor, may the winds be gentle to him.
17.) Gay, straight, or bi?
- I had to consult with the Author on this, but apparently the correct answer is 'gay'.
18.) Do you go to school?
- This took some time too. I shared Lady Katrina's private tutor for a while, but I've never been to one of these "schools".
19.) Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
- You're real funny, mister poisoner man.
20.) Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
- Okay, what?
21.) What are you most afraid of?
- Failure. And enclosed spaces. And being drugged and forced to reveal all of my innermost thoughts. I hate you.
22.)*snigger* Ok, ok. What colour is your hair?
- WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT, YOU... Brown. It's brown.
23.) Eyes?
- Also brown.
24.) What do you usually wear?
- Black pants and shirt, my collar, my sword and knives.
25.) Ok. What's your religion?
- Religion is for peasants.
26.) Do you wish this quiz is over?
- If I really have to answer that, then I'm not going to come after you after all. It's not fair to kill madmen.
27.) Well, it's still not over.
- Really? I hadn't realized that given the fact that the questions were still being asked. (That was more sarcasm.)
28.) Anyways, where do you live?
- Ah-ha! That's what you wanted, is it! Well, I'll never- We lived in Deldavi until the attacks. We're currently traveling through Yashfam on-route to Breknabum. ...Well played, sir.
29.) What class are you?
- A Shadowguard, the personal bodyguard and attendant of Lady Katrina.
30.) How many friends do you have?
- Friends..? ... Let me think... Do they count if I hate them?
31.) Wow. If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
- Right now, I'd get this drug out of my system. This will wear off, right? Right?
32.) If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? And I don't want no cheap answer, ya hear?
- I've been informed that 'dollars' are a kind of money, and that a million is a rather large amount of them. I would probably use them to hire mercenaries to help us fight the Phoenix's men.
33.) What are your thoughts on pie?
- It's acceptable, for peasant food.
34.) Alright. What's your favorite food?
- I've always been partial to roast boar.
35.) Favorite drink?
- Sweet Western tea. Or at least, when it isn't poisoned.
36.) What is your favorite place?
- The back garden of the Aldelvam estate. Unfortunately, it's recently been burned to the ground.
37.) Least favourite?
- Whatever little side-of-the-road hellhole we're currently huddling in to keep out of the rain.
38.) Do you still want the quiz to end?
- I refuse to answer tha- Yes. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
39.) Yeah. Well, it's over.
- Really? Finally? YES!
40.) Now tag 3 people.
- I will hunt you down. No place on this earth or any other will you be safe from me.
the cutest lizard
1.) What's your name?
- Umbra.
2.) Do you know why you were named like that?
- It's not my birth name.
3.) Are you single or taken?
- I have no need for love.
4.) Have any abilities or powers?
- Yes. I have wings that allow me to fly. I have a magical sword, and an amulet with even more magical potential. However, both of those are double-edged swords. Metaphorically. Chances are I'll kill myself eventually. I do not care.
6) If you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
- Yes. In five seconds, probably.
7) Do you have any family members?
- Not anymore.
8) How about pets?
- A phoenix. However, it's less a pet and more a war tool.
9) What is something you don't like?
- The failure humanity has become, the divide between us that continuously gets larger because of our doing... need I go on? A new world is necessary. I shall make it.
10.) Something that you do like?'
- I rarely 'like' anything anymore. However, I have an affinity for planning, cunning, and the thrill of battle.
11) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
- Look above.
12.) Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
- Many, many times.
13.) Ever killed anyone before?
- Again, many, many times.
14.) What kind of animal are you?
- A little more than human.
15.) Name your worst habits
- I have a tendency to act rashly, and I have made a few bad decisions.
16.) Do you look up to anyone at all?
- Myself.
17.) Gay, straight, or bi?
- Neither.
18.) Do you go to school?
- I'm done with school.
19.) Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
- No.
20.) Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
- If I do, they are deluded.
21.) What are you most afraid of?
- Losing myself utterly. Dying on someone else's terms.
22.) What color is your hair?
- It used to be brown, but now it's beginning to turn white.
23.) Eyes?
- Brown.
24.) What do you usually wear?
- A formal black cape and light, silver colored armor.
25.) What's your religion?
- I believe in the gods, but worship nobody.
28.) Where do you live?
- Anywhere.
29.) What class are you?
- My own class.
30.) How many friends do you have?
- None, anymore.
31.) If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
- I'd change my appearance, get rid of my wings, fix my hair, and make me look... normal. The way I was before I was... changed.
32.) If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?
- Money means nothing to me anymore.
33.) What are your thoughts on pie?
- It's okay, I guess.
34.) What's your favorite food?
- Nitherim.
35.) Favorite drink?
- Ichor. Distilled, of course.
36.) What is your favorite place?
- Yang's Crescent, a large river that cuts through a forest.
37.) Least favorite?
- The Library of Secrets.
edited 18th Jul '12 2:25:14 PM by Collen
Gave them our reactions, our explosions, all that was ours For graphs of passion and charts of stars...
1.) What's your name?
- Xavier Sunyo.
2.) Do you know why you were named like that?
- It's actually not my original name. My parents named me Civern (because they liked the name) and I switched to Xavier after the Great Emergence to fit in better with humans because Xavier and Civern sound similar.
3.) Are you single or taken?
- Single.
4.) Have any abilities or powers?
- Various magic. Flight.
5.) Stop being a Mary Sue.
- A what? Oh, that. If I was a Mary Sue, I'd be able to shoot straight. If I was a Mary Sue, I'd be competent in a fight. If I was a Mary Sue, I'd be dean at my school. If I was a Mary Sue, I'd have a lot more self-confidence. If I was a Mary Sue, I wouldn't have lost my fucking- (degenerates into incoherent ranting)
6) Uh... If you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
- Nope. Not a chance.
7) Have any family members?
- Quite a few, but only four or five who are particularly close.
8) Oh? How about pets?
- Not anymore. I had a cat once, but she died a while back.
9) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like.
- Getting shot at. It's worse than it sounds.
10.) Something that you do like?
- Not getting shot at. More seriously, the breezes on a warm spring day.
11) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
- Reading. I've been trying to get into drawing, but I'm not very good.
12.) Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
- Unfortunately, yes.
13.) Ever... killed anyone before?
- Yes. I hated having to do it. So let's move away from that, shall we?
14.) What kind of animal are you?
- Chimera. And before you say anything, no, I am not a dragon.
15.) Name your worst habits.
- I probably gamble more often than I should, even though I only go once a month and make sure to take no more than $250.
16.) Do you look up to anyone at all?
- Yeah, quite a few people.
17.) Gay, straight, or bi?
- Straight.
18.) Do you go to school?
- As a teacher.
19.) Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
- Eh, maybe.
20.) Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
- Well, not in that sense, although women try to hit on me every now and then.
21.) What are you most afraid of?
- Honestly, I'm not sure. Probably being unable to do anything to improve my situation.
22.)*snigger* Ok, ok. What colour is your hair?
- ...I'm a reptile, you dumbass. I don't have hair.
23.) Eyes?
- Silvery.
24.) What do you usually wear?
- Clothes. I usually don't really care what I wear, as long as it's appropriate for the situation.
25.) Ok. What's your religion?
- Tenrasm. It's sort-of-but-not-really Buddhism. Actually, I think it's the other way around.
26.) Do you wish this quiz is over?
- I dunno.
27.) Well, it's still not over.
- Okay.
28.) Anyways, where do you live?
- Vermilion, MI. Up on the Upper Peninsula.
29.) What class are you?
- Arcanoarchaeologist.
30.) How many friends do you have?
- Quite a few.
31.) Wow. If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
- I don't know. I'll have to think about that.
32.) If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? And I don't want no cheap answer, ya hear?
- Buy five hundred thousand dollars' worth of gold, and probably put the rest in savings.
33.) What are your thoughts on pie?
- Depends on the pie. I like apple more than blueberry, for instance.
34.) Alright. What's your favorite food?
- Chocolate.
35.) Favorite drink?
- Probably orange juice.
36.) What is your favorite place?
- Home.
37.) Least favorite?
- In front of a gun, no matter how uncommon it is.
38.) Do you still want the quiz to end?
- Kinda.
39.) Yeah. Well, it's over.
- Okay. Bye now.
edited 19th Jul '12 8:24:58 AM by TeraChimera
Electric Boogaloo Pt. 2
1.) What's your name?
- Martin Bonesteel
2.) Do you know why you were named like that?
- Because my parents thought I looked like a Martin?
3.) Are you single or taken?
- I'm a lone wolf, baby.
4.) Have any abilities or powers?
- Does not breaking my arm whenever I use my awesome arm-mounted ginormous spring-loaded boxing glove cannon count?
5.) Stop being a Mary-sue.
- What the hell is a Mary-sue?
6) Uh... If you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
- Do I get to keep my glove?
7) Have any family members?
8) Oh? How about pets?
- No.
9) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like
- Vampires. Or electricity.
10.) Something that you do like?'
- Pirate ships, castles, anything with lots of history and weaponry, really.
11) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
- Glassblowing with Sonata. I kind of suck, but it's still cool, in it's own way.
12.) Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
13.) Ever...killed anyone before?
- No.
14.) What kind of animal are you?
- I'm a lion. Or maybe a gorilla. Boxing kangaroo? I dunno.
15.) Name your worst habits
- I'm sarcastic, impulsive, hotheaded and stubborn. Anything else you want to know?
16.) Do you look up to anyone at all?
- My father. I'd look up to him more if he'd stop trying to bring me home, though.
17.) Gay, straight, or bi?
- I 'aint got time for stuff like that. straight
18.) Do you go to school?
- No. Screw school.
19.) Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
- No. I'd probably fight my kids.
20.) Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
- Hell yes! I'm awesome like that!
21.) What are you most afraid of?
- Not being strong enough/losing control.
22.)*snigger* Ok, ok. What colour is your hair?
- Red.
23.) Eyes?
- Green.
24.) What do you usually wear?
- My boxing glove, a tanktop, a pair of long pants, and my trusty sneakers.
25.) Ok. What's your religion?
- Dunno.
26.) Do you wish this quiz is over?
- I've got better things to do, yeah.
27.) Well, it's still not over.
- Okay. Be that way.
28.) Anyways, where do you live?
- In a foreclosed apartment next to an auto shop and a grocery store. It's right next to the castle walls.
29.) What class are you?
- Top class, baby! age 18
30.) How many friends do you have?
- Three.
31.) Wow. If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
- I'd be strong enough to deflect missiles with my bare hands.
32.) If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? And I don't want no cheap answer, ya hear?
- Heck if I know. I'd probably let Jack or Sonata worry about that. Axelle's not gonna lay a finger on it, though.
33.) What are your thoughts on pie?
- I could go for some pie right about now.
34.) Alright. What's your favorite food?
- Steak.
35.) Favorite drink?
- Ale.
36.) What is your favorite place?
- Wherever we find treasure.
37.) Least favourite?
- Bend Street. 108 Bend Street.
38.) Do you still want the quiz to end?
- Yeah. I do.
39.) Yeah. Well, it's over
- I'm outta here.
edited 19th Jul '12 10:23:54 AM by Winglerfish
In this episode, Michael attempts to construct a time machine to escape debt and dinner party obligations.
1) Pick one of your O Cs 2) Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your FC/OC 3) Tag 3 people at the end of the quiz
1.) What's your name?
2.) Do you know why you were named like that?
3.) Are you single or taken?
4.) Have any abilities or powers?
5.) Stop being a Mary-sue.
6) Uh... If you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
7) Have any family members?
8) Oh? How about pets?
9) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like
10.) Something that you do like?'
11) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
12.) Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
13.) Ever...killed anyone before?
14.) What kind of animal are you?
15.) Name your worst habits
16.) Do you look up to anyone at all?
17.) Gay, straight, or bi?
18.) Do you go to school?
19.) Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
20.) Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
21.) What are you most afraid of?
22.)*snigger* Ok, ok. What colour is your hair?
23.) Eyes?
24.) What do you usually wear?
25.) Ok. What's your religion?
26.) Do you wish this quiz is over?
27.) Well, it's still not over.
28.) Anyways, where do you live?
29.) What class are you?
30.) How many friends do you have?
31.) Wow. If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
32.) If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? And I don't want no cheap answer, ya hear?
33.) What are your thoughts on pie?
34.) Alright. What's your favorite food?
35.) Favorite drink?
36.) What is your favorite place?
37.) Least favourite?
38.) Do you still want the quiz to end?
39.) Yeah. Well, it's over.
40.) Now tag 3 people.
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