Tropers / Loni Jay

Hey, I'm Loni Jay. Call me Loni or LJ. I'm in my early twenties, female, Australian, and a veterinarian.

I love reading fantasy and science fiction novels, don't watch much TV, listen to musical theatre, and follow altogether too many webcomics. I also have (wildly unlikely) dreams of becoming a fantasy author. If you meet me on the forums I may ocassionally tell you random scientific facts, because I am a font of useless knowledge.

Works I like:

• Authors: Terry Pratchett, Robin Hobb, Ben Aaronovitch, James Corey, Tamora Pierce, Dianna Wynne Jones, Katharine Kerr, Naomi Novik, Brandon Sanderson
• Webcomics: Broodhollow, Gunnerkrigg Court, The Meek, Digger, Order of the Stick, Unsounded, Lackadaisy, Paranatural, Inhuman
• TV series: Mainly nature documentaries. Steven Universe, Firefly, Hornblower.

As far as tropes for myself go:

• Blind Without 'Em
• The Illegible.
• Kindly Vet.

I guess I have a fanfiction account, with stories for Animorphs.

Vandalism.

This page Needs More Love. —a vandal

Heh eh heh heh, I guess the only people around here who don't dream about becoming fantasy authors are those who dream about being SF authors. — G. ^note I think I found another trope for you, heh heh.

From one aspiring fantasy author to another, good luck. — Pinata

Hope your writing is coming along better than mine. Nice page — StolenByFaeries

Hello fellow Australian. Are you dehydrated, drowning or on fire? — pathfinder

Well, you've just proven the superiority of the Australian public education system over the American one Tibetan Fox

Thank you for the picture, Loni. ~Radd

I wish I knew more Australians. I've never listened to enough of them talk. ;) - Keybreak

Good luck with your writing. If nothing else, at least it's better than mine. - Malph

• What makes you think that? I don't think I've even shown you any of my writing...
  • I'm a fan of Self-Deprecation. - Malph

Ah hah! A new page to vandalise and destroy! — A Crack In Time

The Teleporter Project is a success! \(^o^)/ Wait, WHERE AM I?! — jcruz

• Oh hai! First vandal! I appear to have dropped a song... AH HERE!
  I can see you're off to university!
  Wow, that's a wonderful place to be,
  Go learn, go shape the world, Loni,
  Don't let anyone tell you different,
  Get the distinctions, get the merits,
  I believe in you, you can do it!
  Enjoy your time there, my dear,
  Educate yourself without fear.

Awesome people like you are cool
You are pretty smart you see,
Enjoy university. - The Songseamster

Why the frog? One'd think you've had enough of them anyway ~Qeise

Just saying hello Loni.-rmctagg09

Mew! A massage video. —QQQQQ

Mind if I use the cold, pointy glassy shards of your heart to murder someone? kthxbai —OrangeSpider

• You're assuming it's broken. It's not. =o

Incredibly pretty and twice as clever, yet, with abysmal self-esteem. Gentlemen, we have our proof that there is no justice in this world. -Exelixi

You are dead, because i killed you the night you died, which was two weeks before the week that was two weeks before the day you died, which was a week before the week that was three weeks before the day you died, and not to mention, 2 weeks and six days after the week that was three weeks before the day you died was a day before the day you died, which was the day i planned your death before the day you died, because it was three weeks minus one day, and since three weeks, which was the number of weeks that preceded the day that was three weeks before you died,that means that the equation is 21- 1, which is 20 days, which is 2 weeks and six days, so since 21 days, which is three weeks, which is the number of weeks that the week that was three weeks before the day you died preceded the week in which the day you died is in, minus 20 days, which is 2 weeks and six days, is one, that means that it we are talking about the day before the day you died, which is the day i planned your death. And since i planned your death during the day before the day you died, the day before you died, which is 2 weeks and six days after the week that was three weeks before the day you died, it is safe to assume that the day before you died, in which i planned all of this, is the day that triggered all these events. And since i triggered that day by planning your death before the day you died, i can safely say that i was the one that killed you.

We can still be friends, right?- eternal Noob

Can't say I agree with you on everything, but so far you're one of my favourite posters. Plus, veterinary science is cool. Even if I am squeamish. :P - Grimview

Lovely to talk to you; a kind and interesting person. :) - Libris Dedita

Why can't I bake you into brownies? - Saiga

Hi miss! um... hi. -Passerby

A fellow Australian? Clearly, this requires vandalism. Hello from Perth! -Alma

Australians will one day rule this wiki, with an entirely-tolerable fist! -Talby

Hello fellow Australian, all the best. -DamascaRamza