The man himself, in all his adorkableness.
Um, HEY! My name, (as far as you know) is CJ Croen 1393. I’m here to make a name for myself!
About me? Well, I have Asperger’s Syndrome. My hobbies include drawing, being on the computer, reading, brainstorming and talking to myself.
I have many Fanfics that are stuck in a continuous Development Hell loop:
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Fan Fics that I HAVE PUBLISHED
NOTE: My published Fan Works and other works will only be given their own pages when they exceed past two chapters.
- My Little HetaStuck MSTs: An MST series featuring characters from My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, Axis Powers Hetalia, Homestuck and Harry Potter riffing on bad fanfictions. It has been published and is in progress. It can be found here
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- Welcome to the Inferno: A Pirate AU of the 2003 Fullmetal Alchemist anime, with some elements from the manga/Brotherhood anime. Edward Elric, Alphonse Elric, Winry Rockbell and Ling Yao were planning on finding a treasure with a map made by the Elric brothers' father. But they're soon captured by an old colleague of his, Captain Dante, and her crew of seven. The Elrics and their friends need to keep their wits about them in order to keep themselves safe and escape from these horrors, with the help of an unlikely ally. Can be read here
- My Little Jurassic Park: Jurassic Park meets My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. Can be read here
- Pet Shopstuck: An AU fic of Homestuck in which some of the characters are animals in a pet shop in New York City, run by Feferi Peixes and Tavros Nitram. There, John, Rose, Jade and Dave get into lots of shenanigans. Inspired by a Free! fanfic with a similar concept. Can be read here
- Truth and Ideals: The Unova Chronicles: Touya H. Black has begun his Pokemon journey with his two friends Bianca and Cheren. But as he goes on his journey with a trusty Snivy by his side, Touya discovers that he's getting himself into something shocking. What is Team Plasma? Why do they want to separate humans and Pokemon? Who is this mysterious boy named "N" who's seemingly following Touya on his journey? A novelization of my playthrough of Pokemon Black. Currently complete, with several sidestories in the works. Can be read here. Sidestories can be read here.
- Academystuck: Homestuck fanfic, extremely AU. At The Hussmeister Academy For Special Individuals, four students form a group together. Join Karkat Vantas, Dave Strider, John Egbert and Wally "WV" Valiant in their adventures, fighting evil and making friends. Can be read here.
- Welcome Home, Tord: (NOTE: Not sure if I’ll make a page for this one) Eddsworld fic. After ending Tord's desperate bid for revenge, Edd brings him back home, determined to make things better. Tom thinks he's being too optimistic, Eduardo thinks he's an idiot and Matt thinks being in vampire form for extended periods sucks because he can't see his reflection. And maybe Tom and Eduardo are right. But Edd's still going to try. For the simple reason that he knows there was a time when Tord was truly his friend. Can be read here.
- Legends Collide! Alola's House of Champions!: Yuki Miyamoto, the Champion of Alola, had faced off against Team Rainbow Rocket and after thinking of the implications of their existence, he decides to gather the various heroes of the other regions to meet up with each other and learn from one another. Chaos is certain to ensue. Can be read here.
- Of Fur, Fangs and Flying Brooms: A Vocaloid fanfiction, in which the PowerFX Vocaloids are a family of monsters, wherein Big Al and Sweet Ann, Hio and Ruby end up adopting a young werewolf named Oliver. Likely to be part of a series. Can be read here.
Tropes I've launched (it's amazing it took me this long to mention it)
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Tropes that apply to me:
- Adorkable: Pretty much. If you need more proof, check out how I am on YouTube.
- Amazon Chaser: If a hot girl is able to beat me up, I'll be hooked. If she actually DOES beat me up, however, it'll be over between us.
- Animal Motifs: Pterosaurs.
- Annoying Younger Sibling:... I have three. All girls.
- Apologizes a Lot: A lot.
- Arc Number: 1393, the number on my handle. They're a merger of the day and year of my birth. I like to associate myself with the number thirteen in general, actually.
- Asian and Nerdy: Half-Filipino, all geek.
- Basement-Dweller: Well, my bedroom is in the basement...
- Berserk Button: Two major ones for me:
- People insulting my mom. It doesn't happen often, but when it does, you can be darn sure that you might have to hold me back from verbally tearing into whoever did it.
- Paleontological inaccuracy. I can excuse it if it's Science Marches On or a fictional medium that isn't supposed to be accurate (like a cartoon or a movie), but if it's a documentary or educational book from the modern day that gets something blatantly wrong...just, UGH! Would it kill you to do a little research!?
- Big Eater: I'm a skinny example, on account of my high metabolism
- Bi The Way: I'm primarily into men, but I can see myself happy with a woman if I find the right one.
- Brilliant, but Lazy: I tend to put stuff off until the la
- But Not Too Foreign: I'm part Filipino, part Italian and part Finnish. And I was born here in North America.
- Cloud Cuckoo Lander: Another Asperger's side-effect.
- Cool and Unusual Punishment: If you ever mistake a pterosaur for a dinosaur, bird or anything else that it's not, you will get an hour long lecture about all the reasons it isn't.
- Covert Pervert: Hehe...sometimes...
- Deadpan Snarker: It's In the Blood.
- Deathbringer the Adorable: If I ever get a pet bird, I'm going to name it "T-Rex". It'll most probably be a parakeet.
- The Ditherer: Decisions of many kinds are tough for me.
- Everybody Hates Mathematics: I certainly do.
- Evil Is Cool: I love villains of all kinds!
- Gosh Dang It to Heck!: Formerly. Although I would say stuff like "crap", "this sucks", etc. but those kind of things are about as far as I'll go. Now, however, I've come to start cursing up a storm if I want to.
- Hates Being Touched: Though I find the idea of being touched by a romantic partner kind of...nice. I'm so lonely...
- Humble Hero: I will often respond to praise with a deadpan "uh-huh".
- In Touch with His Feminine Side: My first anime was Ouran High School Host Club. I also like Princess Tutu, Fruits Basket and am a brony.
- Italians Love Feliciano Vargas: The aderpable little coward makes me both proud and slightly ashamed to be part Italian.
- Jerkass Woobie: I went through a lot of bad things in school...
- Keet: Especially when I was younger.
- Large Ham: Nowadays, I've been told that I can be rather dramatic.
- Love Freak: Romance is a favorite subject of mine, and if a media has pairings with plenty of WAFF material, chances are I'll be hooked.
- Lurker: You can occasionally see me lurking into the TV Tropes forums, and I lampshade it constantly.
- The Mad Hatter: I know I'm eccentric, you guys don't have to tell me!
- Madness Mantra: I have two. The first is private. The second...
- Manchild: And I don't intend to grow up.
- No Social Skills: Asperger's syndrome does that to you. Permanently. And sometimes I wonder: "why even try?"
- Masculine Girl, Feminine Boy:
- My relationship with my sister is basically like this.
- Also the disparity between the men and women I'm attracted to. With women, I prefer powerful, strong and elegant ladies who can kick butt and take names. With men, I'm more into shy, introverted guys who are insecure and kind of quiet.
- Masochist's Meal: Flaming Hot Cheetos. That is all.
- Momma's Boy: I love my mom, and insulting her is a huge Berserk Button for me.
- Motor Mouth: A yup.
- No Indoor Voice: I'm often told that I'm shouting when I'm trying to whisper!
CJ's Mom: You're being too loud! Please whisper!CJ:...I AM WHISPERING.
- Outnumbered Sibling: I have three younger sisters and I'm the only boy.
- Picky Eater: That I am.
- Perma-Stubble
- Proud to Be a Geek: I zig-zag this one.
- Ptero Soarer and Raptor Attack: I love pterosaurs and maniraptors (they're my favorite types of prehistoric animal) but I have this weird Double Standard toward these tropes. The Ptero Soarer trope has a bit of a rustic charm to me, especially when they're depicted as carrying people off with their feet (as long as you don't call them "dinosaurs" or "birds" and don't give Pteranodon teeth), but I just can't stand inaccurate maniraptors, especially when they lack feathers. Unless they're Jurassic Park raptors, of course.
- A Rare Sentence:
Me: It is excruciatingly difficult to anthropomorphize a Pteranodon...okay, that was a weird sentence.
- Also:
Why did my phoenix just fall over? - Serial Tweaker
- Security Blanket: My stuffed Pteranodon is still one for me. If I get married and start living on my own, the little guy will be on special shelf above my bed. And, I'm convinced he eats nightmares. No really, I am.
- Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness: My mom's really proud of me for having this!
- Sleepyhead: I like sleeping. A lot.
- Spoiler Hound
- Squee: I've been prone to this lately.
- Trademark Favorite Food: Cheese pizza and angel hair pasta with sauce.
- Viewer Gender Confusion: With this being the internet, me being a bisexual fanfic writer and my love of yaoi, this has happened to me at least once before; Just to clarify once and for all here on TV Tropes, I'm a guy, not a girl, a guy.
- Vocal Dissonance: My family has commented that my voice is ridiculously high.
- Why Did It Have To Be Heights?
- Yaoi Fanboy and Yuri Fanboy: I'm both! Either one is fine by me, but I prefer yaoi.
Main Interests:
- Drawing
- Writing
- Creative stuff
- Brainstorming
- Cartoons/animation/comics
- Prehistoric animals, mostly pterosaurs and maniraptors
- Animals, mostly ones that fly
- Romance of any kind, though as stated above, my interests in romantic works tend to lean more towards fluffy, non-tragic stuff and same-sex pairings
Fandoms I'm in
- Vocaloid and The Evillious Chronicles
- Baccano
- Durarara
- My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
- Ouran High School Host Club (my first anime!)
- Homestuck
- Pokémon
- Axis Powers Hetalia
- Fullmetal Alchemist (both versions, I don't judge)
- Fruits Basket
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