MaximBady
, real name Labin Touray, is a British YouTuber known for his videos of him reviewing other videos, trends and/or websites, complete with an exaggerated accent, non sequiturs and an interesting choice of analogies.
These videos provides examples of:
- Artistic License – Geography: 'He said, "Mexicans from Brazil and Mexicos from Puerto Rico."' *bang*
- Blatant Lies: His take on the Satanic toaster video, where a woman believes her toaster is the Devil.Bady: If you believe in this, you are even more stupid than a petrol station in Hell.
- One One Direction fan claimed on Twitter that she has been crying for days when she heard that Zayn Malik left the band. Bady quickly points out how ridiculous this claim is since the news of Zayn leaving is still less than a day old then, making Bady wonder if the fan is a time-traveller.
- Boomerang Bigot: A YouTuber claims that soccer is against God because it starts with 'S', the same letter Satan starts with and thus shouldn't be considered a sport, unlike American Football, which is a real sport. Bady retorts by wondering that since the man considers Football the 'real sport', would that mean that 'sports' are Satanic because it starts with 'S'.Bady: Keeeeeell yourself.
- Brass Balls: Bady is left awestruck with a man casually cleaning up a pit full of cobras without showing any signs of fear, making Bady wonder if the man has the biggest balls in the world.
- Catchphrase: 'Soooooooo...', 'Hooo my gad', 'Waaaaiiit a minute!' and 'What da faddafackin' fack' being his most well known ones.
- Comically Missing the Point: When fans were tweeting ridiculous texts about Zayn Malik leaving One Direction, one in particular was saying about how he/she was so pissed that he/she is going to slap someone dead. Bady deliberately misinterprets this to give us this gem.Bady: But why are you going to slap dead people? What did dead people ever do to you?! Dead people do not find that funny. Dead people are not laughing. Dead people are dead.
- Consummate Liar: According to Bady, the Toaster Woman is so good at lying that she would win a lying competition with American politicians and Nigerian Politicians. She is so good at lying that he bets lie-detectors are afraid of her, because she will overload them with lies until they explode and die.
- Double Standard: Abuse, Female on Male: Much to Bady's dismay, it is completely okay for a woman to slap a guy first, but it is not okay for a guy to slap her right back.
'HOW CAN SHE SLAP?' indeed. - Double Take: More like a Quintuple Take[1]. A girl somehow thinks the world is 2014 years old(the video was made on New Year's Eve) and that the President Of America fought for freedom. Bady's brain proceeds to start shutting down from the amount stupidity and makes him shoot himself countless times in the head...with a water-gun, complete with obvious CGI blood spurting out.
- Everyone Calls Him "Barkeep": MaximBady is never really referred to by his real name.
- Epic Fail: Bady is less than impressed with Jordan James Parke's botched attempt to look like Kim Kardashian with multiple plastic surgeries costing him $150,000, comparing one of his pictures with a picture of Rihanna beaten up by Chris Brown.
- Immediate Self-Contradiction: Bady is puzzled by a tweet from a One direction fan claiming he/she supports Zayn Malik's decision to leave the band, but would also like to stab Zayn with a fork.Bady: Huh? That is very confusing. That is like helping a starving child by giving him food...food that is poisoned.
- Insane Troll Logic: The aforementioned YouTuber's video about why soccer is against God. Apparently, because the words 'Satan, Socialism and Sodomy' start with the letter S, soccer is therefore a Satanic game against God that is used to drive America into Socialism. Bady then replies that by that logic, the YouTuber is also against God, since he is sitting and speaking, both of which start with 'S'.Bady: And guess what also starts with 'S'? Sex. Yes, what your parents did to have you. According to you, they are going to hell then, maybe they should not have made you, you dumb fuck!
- Insult to Rocks: Bady thinks the girls involved in the infamous #CutForBieber shouldn't be called stupid as doing so would make the word 'stupid' in the dictionary kill itself.
- Intercourse with You: Ladies and Gentlemen, the Best Song Ever Created: Hey Baby
- Never My Fault: What Bady thinks the Satanic Toaster Woman is like.Bady: This woman can just do anything bad and just blame it on the Devil. She can just to public and fart and say, "Ohhhh, that is not me! That is the Devil in my arse that is releasing air!".
- Shut Up, Hannibal!: His response to the YouTuber talking about the whole idea of soccer being stupid.Bady: Nonononono...YOU are stupid! You are more stupid than George Bush when he was three years old, you are stupid level 9000!
- Signing Off Catchphrase: Yalla!
- Trademark Favourite Food: Bady seems to really love ketchup, Heiz Ketchup in particular. Not to mention chicken, especially if it's fried chicken.
- Unusual Euphemism: Chakalaka=having sex, ding-dong=dicks, boobanies=breasts
- Verbal Tic: Sooooo...
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