To Ward Off Future Derails:
Location: California, USA
Favorite Color: Blue
Favorite Food: Cheeseburger
Political Party: Democrat
Troping Since: August 28, 2009
Resident Nut Of: American Civil War history.
Work Pages Created:
Other Pages Created:
Provided Images For:
- Powered by a Forsaken Child
- Star of Bethlehem
- Talk to the Hand
- Cinnamon Bunzuh
Tropes That Fit Me:
- Nothing Exciting Ever Happens Here: Sorta kinda. Apparently, this is how Parable sees her/him/itself, so it's like if the trope applied to a person. Do we have a trope for that?
- Parable is a Quote Miner.
- Kleptomaniac Hero: You little avatar thief you! —Outta The BLAM
- Viewer Gender Confusion: apparently
shehe gets it a lot - Keybreak
- Cross Player: Don't let the copious amounts of female avatars fool you - CommandoDude
VandalismWIKI MAGIC! Your page has been wiki-magic'd by Lizard Bite. He expects payment within the month for providing such a valuable service.
Aspiring politicians, be careful what you say around Parable.
Parable TV: Delivering stories that, even if they aren't exactly factual, teach you the real truth.
(smacks Parable with a paper fan) What? You asked me to hit you.
Ozbourne was here, but didn't bring anything to hit with.
Parable is yet another mystery. -signed, Kinkajou
Hardly! Parable represents Jesus.
Parable News rivals Weekly World News in its reality, actuality and factuality.
Parable News is the only source of truth I'll ever accept. Also Kyonko Rules! - daltar
Ho...What its here? Vandro.
- I can corroborate this. Wicked223
Parable is making Troper plushies. Hell yeah! ~Katrika
In a World... of corrupt and spineless media, I am proud that we have a news source we can trust to give the truth, and nothing but the truth in Parable News. I wouldn't get my news anywhere else. - The Jackal
Want to let Parable News know you care? Here are some Valentine's Day Cards to disseminate your affection!
"I wanna be fact-checked by YOU"
"Be My Newssource"
"You're anchored in my heart"
"Your basely manipulative propaganda is only amplifying divisive and already disturbing tendencies towards aggressive partianship but I think you're cute anyway"
Most Triumphant Example of Avatar ADD.
Scholastica is awesome. -William Wide Web
*pokes page* BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA - Spain Sun
Am I allowed to love you too? -MissHedgey
We should have forum emoticons for all of your expressions. —Outta The BLAM
(pokes head) Hi! (sneak hug) ~ Arcadiarika
Here's to all the times I've abused the Parable News joke, and all the times I will again. - Krrackknut.
Greetings fair maiden! -An aide walks in, whispering into Tyler's ear- Oh..Um..Viewer Gender Confusion it is then...in that case, I challenge you to a duel to the death for the hand of the nearest fair maiden! -Xiphon III
- I have answered your challenge. -Xiphon III
Hello, you seem like a cool person! — Flanker 66
Reispin got nominated for meme of the year? I'm...I'm so proud to have been a part of this. ;_; —Charlatan
It's a little late, but thanks for vandalizing and therefore creating my contributor's page! - Nyarly
Thanks again for the avatar. You have good taste. :) - Keybreak
Schitzo was here. Out to get beer.
- From one SoCalian to another, dropping by to say "hello". Don't worry, Ms. Jay Bell Hood will have her shot as Czarina sometime...if the campaign goes as planned. - Sabre's Edge
Leave Itsuki the hell alone- Regards, Faux
I'm way overdue in paying you a visit here! I owe you, a true master of the art of Avatar-making, great thanks in helping me build up my own avatar-collection. I'm looking forward to what you'll make in the future. Abraham Lincoln. ~ Lemurian
Just writing on the wall... - Amused Troper Guy
The Tropie Awards 2010
The first annual Tropie Awards are in progress and the voting will be recorded here by Parable News for posterity! This year's categories, a brief description, and the winners are as follows:
Most Epic Thread: "HAY ZUDAK!" started off sitting pretty, but the voters soon showed who they favored and after a fierce competition, "Troper Updates!" has been chosen for the best thread of all time!
Most Likely To Become Famous: Winning by a nice margine of 5 votes is the one and only (or is it the faceless and many?) AFGNCAAP! Our most famous-to-be Troper! Next time you turn on the tv, watch out for her!
Crowning Troper Of Horny: An award whose winner was a foregone conclusion but nonethless very much looked foward to, Blackmoon is the "Crowning Troper of Horny!" His entendre-laden acceptance speech was smug but inviting and Blackmoon can look forward to immortalization thanks to this award!
Most Successful Derail: Abortion-Pies
Funniest Post: I just read this thing called a "book"
Most Romantic Ship:
Charlatan/ Zudak Lucky/ Kris! Daaaawwww!
Best Forum Game: Troper Shipping and Troper Dating Service! Why? She the above.
Best Liveblog: Winning by just one vote is the masochist, "William lulzblogs Chick Tracts because he hates himself"!
Troper Sai Moe: Jinxed Blackcat
Largest Ham: Korgmeister
Biggest Fan: Lemurian! In his own words, "TOUHOU HIJACK LOL - Is shot-