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Quote fascist tyrant, lunatic emperor Adolf Hitler, "He alone, who owns the youth, gains the future."
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Begins here article of Pygmy written transgressional fiction novelist, self-labeled romantic writer Chuck Palahniuk. For official record, novel publishing dated year 2009. Contain series of accounts agent number 67, operative Pygmy, young terrorist operative embedded among corrupt middle-class American family. Top priority mission Operation Havoc to destroy decadent American citizenry on behalf freedom native glorious workers' paradise homeland.


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  • Arc Words
    • Recite elements periodic table, Niobium… nitrogen… nobelium… osmium…
    • Frequent quote profound genius, gentle politic father, or appealing leader, of example, Adolf Hitler, Karl Marx, Benito Mussolini, Joseph Stalin, Leon Trotsky, Mao Zedong
  • Back-to-Back Badasses: Aside Operative Magda, Pig Host Brother able by novel's climax engage deadly combat learned of Pygmy.
  • Babies Ever After: For official record, Womb of Magda grow from seed of Host Pig Brother.
  • Black Comedy Rape: Pygmy attack bully Trevor in retail product distribution facility, punish by humiliate with seed. Trevor bitch anus turn gay for Pygmy.
  • Brother–Sister Incest/Not Blood Siblings: Operative Pygmy desire reproductive facilities with cat sister.
  • Calling Your Attacks
    • Striking Cobra Quick Kill maneuver: Collapse target windpipe. Render instant quick dead.
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    • Flying Eagle maneuver: Simple two pointed elbows to target's chest, one-two, kam-pow and three days target vomiting both lungs inside out with massive blood, dead. Fast as easy, young child able do.
    • Flying Giant Stork Death Kick: Feet hitting target, pow-pow, collapse inside of target zygomatic arch, driving bone back direct to spear brain, jab-boom, render instant dead.
  • Commie Nazis: Glorious home country, ideological heroes, include of example, Josef Stalin, Adolf Hitler, Leon Trotsky, Evita Peron.
  • Cyanide Pill: All agent back molar encasing hollow filled deadly cyanide.
  • Eagle Land: America is demon spawn full empire of capitalistic evil of Type 2.
  • Going Native:
    • By novel conclusion, operative Pygmy abort mission. Renounce native state. Begin life as American.
    • Also implied operative Magda.
  • Historical Hero Upgrade: In glorious homeland of operative Pygmy many famous politic leader such as Benito Mussolini, Mao Tse-Tung, etc. viewed as tyrant criminal by wicked United State society. Use as recurrent humor.
  • Innocent Inaccurate: Native homeland indoctrination cause operative Narrator not understand American culture. Source much humor in operative narrative. For official example, ritual label as "dodge of balls".
  • Intentional Engrish for Funny: Could be operative narrative present as intercepted dispatches translated into poor English. Such misfortune.
  • It's Personal: Parents of operative Pygmy murdered by coward American bomb glorious capital.
  • Instant Fan Club: Operative Pygmy stop slaughter vengeance at educational facility by Trevor Stonefield. Become hero of media and native teenagers. Females desire to take seed of operative.
  • Law of Inverse Fertility: Part of mission namely create new operatives with moronic brainwashed victims of American education system. Operatives however not taught about "contraceptives" example condoms and morning after pills, hindering plan.
  • Rape and Switch: Turgid weapon of Operative Pygmy perform violent anal sodomy on clear-yellow hair bully, Trevor bitch anus.
  • Saying Sound Effects Out Loud: Zoom-grab, wham-pow, swish-bang, squirt-squirt.
  • Took a Level in Badass: By battle final at novel conclusion, host pig dog brother able fight many operatives with combat technique learned of Pygmy.
  • Weapons Kitchen Sink: Glorious home country possess advance military tool from source many countries.

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