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"My name is not Buddy! And it's not Incrediboy either. That ship has sailed."
Syndrome, The Incredibles

"I am not Victor anymore. Victor was my nerd name. Now I am Vector!"
Vector, Despicable Me

"What's my name?"
Ajax (real name Francis), Deadpool

"If anyone calls me Benjamin to my face, I'm gonna go nuts. My parents call me Coach. I've been called Coach since I was 18."
Benjamin "Coach" Wade, Survivor

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Agent Smith: Goodbye, Mister Anderson...
Neo: My name...is Neo.

Kirito: You gotta be kidding! It's Sugou!
Sugou: Mm-mm. [wags his finger] I'd prefer it if you didn't call me that name in this world. You should address me as His Highness, the Fairy King Oberon!

Prof. Henry Jones, Sr.: And who's gonna come to save you, Junior?!
Indiana Jones: I TOLD YOU...! (grabs an SMG from one of the Nazi soldiers and mows them down) Don't call me "Junior"!

Yato: Give your former master some credit, Tomone!
Mayu: It's Mayu, damn it! Quit calling me by that name!

"And today I learned that Macklemore’s real name is 'Ben'. Yes, I thought his government name was Macklemore, and no, I’m not smart."

Colter adamantly denies the allegations, insisting that he “never was, and never will be, Dutch.”

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You keep calling me Walter. I don't like you.
Rorschach, Watchmen

Babe Heffron: Gene, what is it with the Heffron bullshit, huh? You know my name. Why don't you use it?
Eugene Roe: It's Edward, right?
Babe Heffron: Edward?! Are you serious?! Only the goddamn nuns call me "Edward"!

Dougal: Hello, Len.
Bishop Brennan: Don't call me Len, you little prick! I'm a bishop!

Mimir: I'm dangling from the hip of the bloody Ghost of Sparta!
Kratos: Do NOT call me that.

Lana Lang: Your choice, Kara, but you might ask yourself, what would your people want you want to do?
Linda: It's Linda.

"Don't you dare call me Arthur!"
Fonzie, Happy Days

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"You're to call my George. Then I'll speak to you. But I shan't if you don't."
George, The Famous Five

Albus Dumbledore: You dislike the name Tom?
Tom Riddle: There are a lot of Toms.

"Surely you didn't think I was going to keep my filthy Muggle father's name? No, I fashioned myself a new name, a name I knew wizards everywhere would one day fear to speak when I became the greatest sorcerer in the world!"
Tom Marvolo "Voldemort" Riddle, after revealing his true nature to Harry, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Queen Vanessa II: General Fuff!
General Ultimax: NOT MY NAME!

"Don't call me "Auntie BAR"! I'm not that old!"
M1918, Girls' Frontline

Announcer: Animation Vs Anything. Ruby Rose VS! Din Dj*shot* Wilhelm scream
The Mandalorian: I Go by one name, and that's Mando.

Nick Baxter: Come on, Samantha. Just tell us: Why?
Sam Marche: You wanna know what the better question is? Why am I gonna kick all of your asses? Anybody? Huh?
Nick: W-why?
Sam: Because nobody calls me Samantha, you blood-sucking leech! The garage is closed, so get your pimply asses out of it!

Sombra: What's the plan today, Gabe? You don't mind if I call you Gabe, do you?
Reaper: Stick to the mission.

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