The Sword of Honour is a trilogy by Evelyn Waugh, drawing on his own experiences during World War II. The three books, later released as a single volume, are Men at Arms (1952), Officers and Gentlemen (1955) and Unconditional Surrender(1961).
The hero is Guy Crouchback, heir of a declining aristocratic English Roman Catholic family. He has spent his thirties at the family villa in Italy shunning the world after the failure of his marriage and has decided to return to England at the very beginning of the Second World War, in the belief that the creeping evils of modernity, gradually apparent in the Soviet Union and the Nazi Germany, have become all too clearly displayed as a real and embodied enemy.
Our hero attempts to join the British Army, finally succeeding (thanks to a chance encounter with an acquaintance of Guy's father) with the Royal Corps of Halberdiers. He trains as an officer and is posted to various centres around Britain. One of the themes is recurring "flaps" or chaos â embarking and disembarking from ships and railway carriages that go nowhere. Crouchback meets Brigadier Ben Ritchie-Hook, a fire eater and Apthorpe, a very eccentric fellow officer with an obsession regarding 'porpoises' (i.e: boots) and his prized portable commode.
Before being sent on active service, Guy attempts to seduce Virginia, secure in the knowledge that the Roman Church still regards her as his wife; she refuses him. He and Ben Ritchie-Hook share an adventure whilst on a top-secret mission in Dakar. Apthorpe dies in Freetown, supposedly of a tropical disease; when it is discovered that Guy gave him a bottle of whisky when visiting him in hospital (possibly the cause of death) Crouchback is sent home, having blotted his copybook.
Crouchback eventually manages to find a place in a fledgling commando brigade training on a Scottish island under an old friend, Tommy Blackhouse, for whom Virginia left him. Another trainee is a former showjumper Captain Ivor Claire, whom Crouchback regards as the flower of English chivalry. Crouchback learns to exploit the niceties of military ways of doing things with the assistance of Colonel Jumbo Trotter, an elderly Halberdier who knows all the strings to pull. Crouchback is posted to Egypt, headquarters for the Middle East theatre of operations. This involves him in the evacuation of Crete, where he acquits himself well, though chaos and muddle prevail. At this time he meets Corporal Ludovic and they and a few others escape in a small boat, a most perilous undertaking. Eventually they are rescued, delirious with thirst and exposure and taken back to Egypt, where Mrs Stitch, a character who turns up in other Waugh books, takes him under her well-connected wing and equally tries to protect Claire, who has also blotted his copybook. She sends Crouchback the long way home to England, where once more he finds himself in his club asking around for a suitable job. Thus ends the second book.
Crouchback spends 1941-43 in Britain, mostly at desk jobs. He turns 40 and, with Germany's invasion of Russia and Britain's subsequent alliance with the Soviet Union, feels the futility of the war. American soldiers are all over London. Virginia has fallen on hard times and is reduced to selling her furs. She had been persuaded to accompany Trimmer, her former hairdresser who was set up as a war hero for media consumption. She becomes pregnant by him and searches futilely for an abortionist. Eventually she decides to look for a husband instead. Crouchback is chosen for parachute training prior to being sent into action one last time. Before he goes abroad, they are reconciled and remarry (resume their marriage, in the eyes of the Roman Church). Virginia stays in London with his elderly bachelor uncle, Peregrine Crouchback and has her baby there. Despite being incorrectly suspected of pro-Axis sympathies because of his time in pre-war Italy and of his Catholicism, Crouchback is posted to Yugoslavia, where he is appalled by the Partisans, befriends a small group of Jews and finds out that his former friend de Souza's loyalties are with Communism rather than with England. While Crouchback is overseas, a German doodlebug hits Uncle Peregrine's flat and kills him and Virginia, sparing Virginia and Trimmer's son, Gervase, who is in the country with Crouchback's sister.
After the end of the war, Guy meets the daughter of another old Roman Catholic family and marries her. This is doubly ironic in that she has become the carer for Virginia's son by Trimmer; it is never clear whether Guy knows of the child's actual parentage.
This show provides examples of:
- Armchair Military - Colonel 'Jumbo' Trotter, happy to see the war out from a comfortable seated position.
- Armed Farces - Big time.
- Born in the Wrong Century - Guy Crouchback is inspired by the example of an English knight buried beneath the local church. Sir Roger de Waybrook left England to take part in the Crusades, but died in a local brawl before getting even halfway there.
- Church Militant - Uncle Peregrine's fantasy of a pan-European Catholic uprising against the Nazis.
- Cool Old Guy - Brigadier Ritchie-Hook, and probably Colonel Trotter.
- Guy's father, referred to only as Mr Crouchback
- Cool Sword - The Sword of Stalingrad, commissioned by the King on behalf of the British people, to acknowledge the sacrifice of the Soviet forces at Stalingrad. Subverted by the arcane discussion about whether the emblem on the hilt is in fact, the wrong way up ( which in fact, it is )
- Cultured Warrior - Guy certainly, but also somewhat subverted by Ludovic, who writes poetry, keeps a diary, refers to his binoculars as "opera glasses", and originally trained as a cavalryman. Upheld by Frank de Souza, who cannot finish a sentence without invoking Shakespeare.
- Deadpan Snarker - Ludovic, and to a smaller extent Crouchback.
- Dirty Communists - Frank de Souza, the Croatian Partisans, Sir Ralph Brompton, and roughly half of the Hazardous Offensive Operations division. Mind you, Waugh was so right-wing by the time of writing he seems to think Britain itself was turning into a Communist country.
- O, that you should be living at this time!
- End of an Age - Guy's father, uncle, and wife are all dead, London is full of foreign soldiers, Britain is the junior partner in a web of alliances that includes the Soviet Union (which Guy felt was part of the 'great enemy in sight at last, huge, far-off, and hateful'.
- also the latter stages of Brigadier Ritchie-Hook's story arc, from his gross misjudgement in leading an unauthorised raid to his suicidal charge in Yugoslavia
- Fat Idiot - Major Hound
- Faux Affably Evil - Julia Stitch, Ludovic, Brompton again.
- Gold Digger - Virginia Troy, and doesn't she just know it?
- Knight in Shining Armor: Guy pretty obviously thinks of himself as this.
- inverted by Ivor Claire, who is apparently a veritable Galahad but commits the military crime of boarding a ship for Egypt, against orders, during the Fall of Crete. Whether this is cowardice, or a case of Only Sane Man, is a matter of opinion.
- Miles Gloriosus - Trimmer, much of the time. Subverted in that no-one who actually knows him, believes a word of it but all collude in the fiction for their various purposes.
- Officer and a Gentleman - Guy Crouchback, Tommy Blackhouse, Ivor Claire. Averted by Corporal-Major Ludovic, who is later promoted but retains his working-class origins.
- Only Sane Man - quite a few, including Ian Kilbannock (principal author of Trimmers bogus status as a war hero), Trimmer (who mostly acts in a logical, if sometimes dishonest or reprehensible manner in an increasingly surreal situation), Colonel Trotter, Mr Crouchback
- Those Wacky Nazis - Notable by their absence. Apart from the occasional doodlebug, and the Stukas in Crete, only one German soldier (a despatch rider on a Cretan dirt road) ever appears.
- Upper-Class Twit - Apthorpe, Major Hound. Subverted by Apthorpe's increasingly turning into a Cloudcuckoolander, culminating in The Reveal by "Chatty" Corner, who actually knew Apthorpe in his African days
- General Whale could be this, nicknamed "Brides-in-the-bath" by his subordinates due to the general insanity and lethal character of his various operational plans, none of which ( apart from "Popgun" ) are ever seen to be realised.
- What Happened to the Mouse? - Major Hound's disappearance. After Hound and Ludovic spend some time off-screen during the retreat, only Ludovic appears at the evacuation beach wearing Hound's shoulder badges. Ludovic merely states to Crouchback a long time later that he cannot remember anything, but his slowly growing mental instability suggests that he knows more than he is telling.
- Trimmer also disappears from the story, and takes no role in either Guys Yugoslavian misadventures or the general wrapping-up of the last few pages.