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• Unthinkable: Nick Fury has to use Jack Bauer Interrogation Techniques on Tony Blair in order to get him to reveal where he hid some nukes. Trinity also stars. Working under Trinity are FBI agents Superman and Coleman Reese.
• Up in the Air: Danny Ocean is a frequent flier who reflects on his uncertain fate. In the meantime he's mentoring Jessica and also looking for a date to his sister Pauline Reiper's wedding.
• Van Helsing: Wolverine and Selene fight The Duke. Somehow, The Duke is a vampire and Selene isn't. Faramir is still stuck in the sidelines; Hagrid has a cameo.
• V for Vendetta: Agent Mitzi Elrond kills Winston Smith. It takes him a few years. He gets help from Queen Amidala, who gets a really severe Important Haircut. Booth's psychiatrist tries to revive topical humor and is killed for it.
• Valentines Day: (with thanks to The LA Times) Kelso loves Dark Angel, while his best friend Sydney Bristow is in love with Dr. McDreamy, who lives in the same building as a country girl who can sing as well as Beyonce, thank you very much Kanye, who's in love with Jacob Black, who goes to the same high school as an UnFabulous girl. Across town, Eric and Mia Thermpolis are getting serious while Dr. McSteamy's football career is in jeopardy, which is causing problems for his agent Matron Momma Morton while his publicist Mary Camden is trying to put on an anti-V-Day party. Meanwhile, weatherman Ray Charles has to cover romantic stories all day while his boss Molly Brown wants to interview McSteamy.... Literally above all this is Phil and cynical soldier Tess Ocean, who are sharing a cross-country flight.
  • And despite low reviews, accusations of being on too much on the Cynical side of the the Sliding Scale of Idealism Versus Cynicism, and unfavorable comparisons to Love Actually, they're gonna try it again on New Year's Eve.
• Vicky Cristina Barcelona: Charlotte and Sarah Borden make travel plans, and meet Anton Chigurh and his ex-wife, that chick from Vanilla Sky.
• A View to a Kill: For his last turn playing Bond, Simon Templar investigates crooked businessman Captain Koons with a little help from Midge Pinciotti.
• The Village: Gwen Stacy goes against the wishes of her parents Ellen Ripley and the dad from the Lost in Space movie and bravely treks into the unknown to help her beloved Commodus while being menaced by The Pianist.
• Virtuosity: It's the first meeting of Richie Roberts and Frank Lucas (or if you prefer, Maximus and Malcolm X), but this time Richie is an Axe Crazy Complete Monster and Lucas is a good cop who crossed the Despair Event Horizon and is seeking atonement by killing Richie, whose many personalities include the man who killed his family.
• The Vow: Duke had barely begun to be Happily Married to The Queen Bee of Mississippi when a car accident causes her to become an Amnesiac Lover.