King Marchand: I don't care if you are a man. [kisses Victoria] Victoria: I - -I'm not a man. King Marchand: I still don't care.
This 1982 comedy remake of the 1933 German film Viktor and Viktoria, directed by Blake Edwards, and starring his wife Julie Andrews as well as Robert Preston and James Garner, is the tale of a down-on-her-luck actress/singer who disguises herself as a man to take a job as a drag queen in 1930s Paris. Hilarity Ensues. The film received a Screen-to-Stage Adaptation in 1995 which also starred Andrews and was directed by Edwards; this version was filmed for television.
This film and its stage adaptation provide examples of:
Bar Brawl: "Victor" accidentally starts a brawl by accidentally pulling off a woman's wig after intentionally tripping one of her companions. In the ensuing chaos, she even accidentally punches King. In the film version, Toddy gets fired early in the film after indirectly causing a bar fight in Chez Lui, and King later starts a bar brawl intentionally in order to feel more masculine.
Blatant Lies: Toddy deliberately gives Victor an obviously fake backstory as a disinherited Polish aristocrat named "Count Victor Grazinski" under the assumption that once people see through this lie, they won't look for another.
"Victor": They'll know he's a phony! Toddy: Exactly. "Victor": What? Toddy: They'll know he's a phony.
Butt Monkey: The private investigator hired by the club owner Monsieur Labisse to unmask Victoria. Every scene where he appears (all four of them) has him on the receiving end of a slapstick gag, starting with this gem:
Labisse: Be careful. Private eye: Monsieur, I am always careful. Labisse:That chair is broken. Private eye: It is? (chair collapses)
California Doubling: The movie is set in Paris (with a brief jaunt to Chicago), but was shot on a sound stage in England.
Camp Gay: Toddy, though only in the stage version—he's not particularly camp in the film version.
Character Exaggeration: In the film version, Norma Cassidy has a few moments that show she's not the sharpest tool in the shed. In the stage adaptation, this becomes her defining character trait. The result is Played for Laughs, to the point that in the filmed version of the stage musical, Norma gets the biggest laughs.
Coming-Out Story: Squash eventually "hoists [their] true colors" in response to mistakenly thinking another character has done the same. Though things are a little awkward at first, all of their friends are supportive—the only people who end up hostile already had a reason to feel that way.
Deadpan Snarker: Toddy has quite a few zingers in both the movie and stage production.
Didn't See That Coming: When King, Squash, and Norma see Victoria's first performance, King is smitten by the beautiful female singer and Norma isn't pleased with this, then at the end, Victoria removes the wig and appears to be "Victor." King is shocked and Norma just laughs.
Distant Duet: In the stage version, Victoria and King sing "Almost a Love Song" in adjacent rooms.
The Ditz: Norma Cassidy tends to fail while attempting to seem intelligent, particularly in the stage musical.
Drag Queen: "Victor", as well as several of the minor characters. Toddy dresses in drag to play the role of "Victor" when the police come to investigate the claims of fraud about the performance.
Drink Order: While doubting his masculinity due to his attraction to Victor, King goes to a seedy bar and orders milk to try and start a Bar Brawl. One of the tough guys sarcastically asks him if he's ordering cow's milk or mother's milk. King replies, "How about your sister's?" He gets the brawl he was looking for.
Dumb Blonde: Norma Cassidy has bleached blond hair, while Victoria Grant is a redhead. One is The Ditz, and it isn't the main character.
Toddy:(singing) When people speak of Gay Paree / They think that when they say Paree is gay / They mean that Gay Paree is "Gay!" / It is not in the way Paree was gay in yesterday Paree / It means today that Gay Paree is gay. (The pianist plays the Fairy Waltz. Toddy slaps him with his handkerchief.) Toddy: Not thatgay.
Genre Savvy: This exchange between Victoria and Toddy after her and King's first meeting:
Victoria: King Marchand is an arrogant, opinionated, chauvinistic pain in the ass. Toddy: I think I could fall in love with him. Victoria: I think I could, too.
Irrelevant Act Opener: The second act of the stage adaptation opens with a song about Marie Antoinette. As it's a performance by "Victor", it's not entirely out of place, but it has nothing to do with the plot. It was eventually cut.
Jerk Jock: King notes that Squash was one in their youth as he was the toughest, scariest kid on the block. Squash notes that he embraced this trope to hide the fact he was gay.
Love Dodecahedron: Toddy is initially involved with Richard, who starts seeing bit-character Simone. King and Norma are together, but once they get to Paris, Norma goes after Toddy and King falls for "Victor", with Victoria reciprocating King's feelings. Toddy, for his part, seems taken with Squash. The stage version goes even further by making Toddy explicitly attracted to King and implying that he and Andre had been...close. The Love Dodecahedron does get resolved, but not to everyone's liking.
Mugging the Monster: In the film, while at the gym trying to reinforce his masculinity, King gets bumped into by another guy. King refuses to accept the apology and challenges him to a boxing match. The man turns out to be the middleweight boxing champion.
Musical World Hypotheses: The film is entirely diegetic, with Victoria, Toddy, and Norma giving performances. The stage adaptation introduces songs that are either All In Their Head or an Adaptation of the events. Toddy's opening number even starts in his head and moves on to an actual performance at Chez Lui.
Victoria:(sobbing) Toddy: So far we've had two major obstacles to overcome. Victoria: My bosom. Toddy: First to convince everyone that you're a man. Victoria: It's been damn uncomfortable. Toddy: What has? Victoria: Strapping down my bosom. Toddy: Now all you have to do is go out there and you'll be a star for the next twenty years. Victoria: If I have to strap down my bosom for the next twenty years, they're going look like two empty wallets.