"The physical and mental attributes of the Russian soldier are such as to make them the best people of all for war. They are long-enduring, tough, and insensitive and they find it easy to withstand the hardships of campaigning. They devour great quanities of raw and uncooked food, and their physical constitution is so hard that they bathe in rivers in the coldest weather."Most Russian characters in media, at least since the Cold War started, are depicted as hard fightin', heavy-drinkin', manly, boorish creatures. Even their females border on being The Baroness or the Femme Fatale (or alternatively as Brawn Hilda). The only time when there is a soft, sophisticated Russian, then he's most definitely The Sociopath. And before the Cold War it was a Wild Communist, and even before, in the XIX century, it was a hard-fighting, heavy drinkin', boorish guy in furs, with a wild beard and a pet bear. So this trope predates the television by some 150 years (it goes all the way back to 1813, in fact). And it would be probably even older if people outside the country itself before 1813 had registered Russia's existence. One wonders for the reason for this trope: is it the cold winters of Russia, or their being raised on unsophisticated food, or something completely different? But that's rarely answered. Sub-Trope of Had To Be Sharp and Grim Up North. Often overlaps with, if not providing an outright Justification for, Husky Russkie. Somewhat related, also, with Russian Guy Suffers Most.
— Quoted from a contemporary source in The Military Experience in the Age of Reason by Christopher Duffy
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- One commercial for Halls decongestants features a man popping one of the candies into his mouth and suddenly imagining that he's sitting in a sauna between two huge hairy Russian men, who are slapping him on the back and urging him to "Breathe, my pasty friend! Hahahah!"
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- Russia from Axis Powers Hetalia.
"Everyone will become one with Russia!"
- The Mafiya in Black Lagoon. Especially Balalaika. Especially if the omakes are to be believed. Balalaika's sergeant Boris was once a scrawny prettyboy but Mother Russia's military training turned him into a Husky Russkie.
- Team Russia from Eyeshield 21 is led by the world's strongest lifter. He gets beaten by a middle schooler just a few chapters later.
- Briggs from Fullmetal Alchemist; the Easterners they keep the border on also seem to fit this, as their soldiers seem tougher than the Amestrians.
- Even moreso because Drachma (the alluded-to eastern nation) is pretty plainly a Fantasy Counterpart Culture to Russia.
- Simon Brezhnev, the kind and thoughtful but also very intimidating sushi hawker in Durarara!!!!
- Subverted in that he's actually of African-American descent, it's just that his parents emigrated to the Soviet Union during the Cold War. Slon, a huge and somewhat psychotic assassin introduced later, would've fit the bill better, had he been a bit smarter. His partner Vorona, on the other hand, is much brainier, though even more crazy.
- Their rival, Egor, would be the most straightforward example in the series, being The Stoic Made of Iron Deadpan Snarker and Jack-of-All-Trades, helping the heroes quite often in surprisingly diverse set of problems.
- Dennis, the chef and owner of the Russian Sushi and thus the Simon's employer, is an another example. They both formerly were Drakon's men, and there is a reference of all of them being the Former Regime Personnel.
- In Fairy Tail, though not Russian per se, the name "Makarov Dreyar" itself really sounds it, and is an in-universe Memetic Badass.
- Girls und Panzer introduces Pravda High School, a Hokkaido-based school whose students (all Japanese) emulate Russian stereotypes, including a logo featuring a pair of scissors and a set of rulers suspiciously arranged like the Soviet emblem. Pravda is also the defending champion from last year's National High School Tankery Tournament (ending a nine-year streak by the German-themed Kuromorimine Women's College from Kumamoto) and the semifinals opponent of Ooarai (whose leader, Miho Nishizumi, was, coincidentally, the flag tank operator of Kuromorimine from last year).
- Silver Spoon: Alexandra, Hachiken's Russian sister-in-law. A head taller than everyone else, part-Cossack, great horsewoman, thinks -20 Celsius is "a bit warm", immediately assumes the titular spoon is a warning against poisoning, can stomach Shingo's cooking.
- Assassin's Creed: The Fall reveals the Russian tsars run on Authority Equals Asskicking, as shown when Alexander III takes down an Assassin unarmed, after walking off his train crashing, and handing over his piece of Eden just so the fight would be fair.
- This is true to an extent in Nikolai Dante, even though most of the characters are Russian. Dante himself was introduced as an aggressive, drunken lout, though he has since matured into a heroic, badass freedom fighter. Katarina's pirates have a reasonable chance of beating the navy in a sea battle and then celebrating with several bottles of cognac, Vladimir Makarov is closely based on Ivan the Terrible, and most of the Romanov men fit the trope to some extent. And then there's Lulu.
- Spider-Man villain Kraven the Hunter was a big game hunter in Africa before he moved to New York to harass the web-slinger.
- Colossus of the X-Men, though deep down he's a sensitive soul with a talent for drawing.
- Omega Red play it straight.
- As did the Abomination from the Incredible Hulk comics.
- Also, Mikhail Rasputin (Colossus' evil brother).
- A one-shot parody of the Superman comics called The Man of Rust has the Lex Luthor expy summon all the Man of Rusts from all the alternate Earths. One of these is from Soviet Earth. When all the Men of Rust start fighting each other, and one of them uses his Freeze Breath on the Soviet Man of Rust, he just shrugs it off and says, "Bah! Your freeze breath is nothing compared to Siberian winters!"
- Bizarre example (from a bizarre character) in Nova. Richard ends up on a space station called Knowhere and ends up teaming up with Cosmo, a telepathic Russian Cosmonaut dog, against a Zombie Apocalypse. When Cosmo is fighting the zombies, he says:
"Come on then, ugly zombies, if you think you can bite harder than Russian dog."
- Scar Tissue: Dmitri is a Russian Child Soldier that is portrayed like a tough, extremely competent Super Soldier and a rude smartass. Reinforced trope, since the author chose making him a Russian because he could not think of something more badass-sounding than a giant robot Russian pilot.
- In A Scotsman in Egypt, the Highlanders under Angus the Mauler who invade Novgorod, find to their horror that no matter how much they cut or dismember their Russian attackers, they just keep coming. One Russian soldier gets the top of his skull smashed off, exposing his brain, and he still has the energy to swing a cudgel at the Highlander responsible. Too bad Angus was even tougher... and even crazier.
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- From Armageddon, Lev Andropov of the space station. So tough, he was on the outside of an "asteroid rover" when it jumped a chasm, and fixes the space shuttle's navigation system by assaulting it, because "This! Is how we fix things! On Russian! Space! Station!"
- The colossal blonde hitman known simply as "The Russian" from The Punisher (2004) (who is almost impervious to pain). And he was actually toned down from his appearance in the original comics, which detailed his rather... extensive backstory as a mercenary, assassin and sometime spree killer who went freelance after being deemed too Axe-Crazy for Spetznas, which takes some doing.
- Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows features a Cossack who simply refuses to give up.
- The MMA fighter Koba from Warrior is based on the real MMA fighter Fedor Emelianenko, who was also a stoic, undefeated and greatly feared Russian. He borrows his nom de guerre from Stalin, who in turn borrowed it from a notorious Georgian outlaw.
- In Iron Man 2 Ivan Vanko seems to be Made of Iron thanks to having survived a lot of adversity in a Siberian prison. Technically, Natasha Romanoff also—she claims in Avengers that she "used to be" Russian.
- Seemingly aware of this trope, Rocky takes to training in the frozen Russian wilderness during Rocky IV in order to forge himself into a weapon able to stand against his boxing opponent, Russia's seemingly invincible Ivan Drago.
- Aleksis and Sasha Kaidonovsky, the Russian married couple that pilots Cherno Alpha in Pacific Rim, are the only people in the entire Shatterdome that don't run off in a panic when another skyscraper-sized mech accidentally powers up its building-sized Plasma Cannon and points it right at them. They do leave the premises as well, but in a calm and collected manner without any sign of fear. That's the definition of 'stoic' right there. They also go down swinging later in the movie without even considering a retreat, sacrificing their lives for the survival of Hong Kong and possibly humanity at large.
- Barrayarans in the Vorkosigan Saga are in many ways Russia Recycled In Space. At the beginning of the series they are presented as warlike, ferocious, and superstitious, hard-bitten folk who live on a planet just entering into civilization.
- Dirk Pitt Adventures: In Raise The Titanic, when Dana Seagram unhesitatingly complies with the Soviet sailor's demands to remove her clothes, she promptly demonstrates just how much of a strong-willed woman she is by taunting them, and when the Russians are rendered speechless, she adds: "What's the matter, Ivan? Too used to muscle-bound, hod-carrying Russian women?"
- The Dresden Files: Sanya is both a Husky Russkie and a Scary Black Man, and one of the biggest, most muscular normal humans in the series. He is also a genuinely good person, worthy to wield Esperacchius, the Holy Sword of Hope.
- In Neal Stephenson's REAMDE, the Russian mercenary Sokolov tangles with some Islamic terrorists. His stoic, seen-it-all personality stands in contrast to the arrogant and talkative terrorist ringleader.
- Andrei Belyanin's Tsar Gorokh's Detective Agency series has Dmitry "Mit'ka" Lobov, a huge oaf from a village whose brain is inversely proportional to his body. As a rule, the protagonist (a modern day By-the-Book Cop stuck in fairy-tale Russia) and Baba Yaga mostly use him for manual labor and to assist in apprehending villains and forbid him from attempting to exercize his brain, as that usually leads to disaster. His enormous strength (it's frequently mentioned that he bends horseshoes with his bare hands for fun) isn't seen as that unusual for a village boy. When the protagonist decides to introduce Medieval Russia to hockey, Mit'ka is made a goalie, as his enormous bulk blocks most of the goal to attack. For a visual, see this◊ cover art (Mit'ka is the big guy on the left).
- The titular character of Michael Strogoff could be the poster boy for this ntrope: able to appears stoic during his travel in Siveria and even to look and act as if he was effectively blinded by the Tartars.
- Mikhail on Lost: stoic, evil, gives Sayid a run for his money in combat, and nigh unkillable. He also has Dharma vodka at the Flame (a sentence that allegedly means something).
- Susan Ivanova in Babylon 5; a stoic, no-nonsense soldier who even goes down in legend as Ivanova the Strong.
- The Hogan's Heroes episode "A Russian Is Coming" featured Igor Piotkin, a downed Russian pilot who was strong but not very intelligent.
- Invoked in The Sopranos: A one-legged very strong-minded Svetlana remarks that Americans don't know what a real problem is: they live an easy existence compared to the average miserable life in Russia/USSR and yet they are wimpy complainers. And then there is Valery, a Russian ex-Spetnaz who seemingly gets his throat crushed and his head shot, yet still manages to escape into the pine barrens, never to be seen again.
- Sergei Malatov from The Wire claims that American prisons are not real prisons as he has been a "guest" in the actually harsh Ukrainian/Soviet ones.
In my country, I was in jail 4 years. In my country... this is not prison. This is nothing.
- Asserted by prisoner Nikolai Stanislofsky in Oz. After seven years in a Russian gulag, he expects no trouble from Oz. He didn't expect Ryan O'Reily.
- Invoked in an early episode of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit featuring a Russian Femme Fatale (and sodomy with a banana) — one character actually said that any woman who had survived for any length of time in The New Russia couldn't be anything but a self-preserving borderline sociopath.
- Danger 5. Spoofed with Action Girl Ilsa, who shrugs off being whipped by Nazi torturers. "This is nothing compared to Siberia." Later when facing doppelgangers of the team, the fake Claire is exposed by a test that plays on her emotions, but it's noted that the test won't work on Ilsa as "Russians don't have emotions".
- Star Trek: The Next Generation's Worf, while already strong as a Klingon, likely got the strength to survive the alien of the week from his adopted Russian parents. He even mentioned that his father took him camping in the Urals during his childhood.
- Red from Orange Is the New Black is one of the most badass inmates and effectively the boss of them in season one.
- In The West Wing episode Galileo (S 2 E 9) Bartlett berates the Russian Ambassador for being stubborn, and asks where she gets the nerve. Her reply: 'A long harsh winter, mister President'.
- Vladimir and Anatoly Ranskahov in Daredevil (2015) do start off as this trope when it comes to dealing with the man in the mask, but they are no match for Wilson Fisk. Lampshaded when James Wesley visits their taxi company's garage on Fisk's behalf to solicit an offer.
James Wesley: [motions to a nasty cut on Anatoly's forehead] Oof. Those look like they hurt.Anatoly Ranskahov: I've had worse.James Wesley: I know how much your people delight in extolling the amount of pain they can endure but, maybe next time you could try ducking?
- A running gag in some MMA studios is that any technique can be made to sound more badass by prepending a nationality, usually Russian (but sometimes Brazilian) to it. So a boring old armbar and triangle choke become an awesome Russian armbar and Brazilian triangle choke.
- WWE's Vladimir Kozlov (technically, he's Ukranian, but still.)
- NXT/WWE talent Alexander Rusev (who's actually Bulgarian).
- Years before Kolzov and Rusev were even twinkles in the eyes of their parents, the WWF had a feared Russian wrestler in Nikolai Volkoff, a Croatian, Yugoslavia native who – when he began his most famous gimmick – adopted Moscow, Russia, as his home. During the early years of his gimmick, in the mid-to-late 1970s when he was a top contender for Bruno Sammartino's WWF title, he demonstrated his brute strength by crushing apples with his bare hands during television interviews. The strength aspect was de-emphasized during his 1980s run; it was still implied that he was strong and that he gained it while a youth in his "homeland" Soviet Union, but that took a back seat to his outspoken hate for America and his infamous pre-match singing of the Soviet National Anthem.
- In Warhammer Fantasy Battles, the counterpart culture to Russia is made up of hard-fighting, heavy drinkin', boorish guys in furs, with wild beards and pet bears.
- 7th Sea has equivalents of 17th century CE European nations. It also has each nation prioritize one of the game's basic stats. Guess what is preferred in Ussura, counterpart to Russia?
- The people of Khador (the local Fantasy Counterpart Culture of Russia) in Warmachine tend to be tough-as-nails hard-fighting bearded men in fur pelts and carrying big axes.
- In the Street Fighter RPG, Bison was given an origin as a Soviet mercenary whose unique style, Ler Drit, was based on Soviet assassination techniques supplemented with enhanced jumping techniques and Psychic Powers, because it seemed the most believable origin for him.
- Dimitri Rascalov of Grand Theft Auto IV seems quite amiable at first. Then, he bitch-slaps you and starts betraying and backstabbing every single person he comes across.
- Also, Rascalov's apparent calm and impassivity even in the worst circumstances fits the trope of Russian toughness. It is revealed he's actually a huge thorazine addict.
- Vladimir Lem in the Finnish 3rd person shooter Max Payne is an example of the "cultured but evil" variety.
- Rank 3 in No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggleis a Soviet cosmonaut who got stuck in space until well after the Soviet Union's fall. He's notable for being the first boss in the game with a One-Hit Kill.
- Page picture: Soda Popinski (originally Vodka Drunkenski) from Punch-Out!!
- Zangief, Street Fighter.
- Before him, Zangief of WCW.
- The Heavy from Team Fortress 2. His fists do the same amount of damage as a sword in game. He also carries a gun about as large as himself. He has twice the health of the other tiny baby classes, without wearing any armor. And he can kill you by pointing at you and yelling "Pow!". It's later revealed his family is just as good at it: Even the younger, less corpulent ones can go hunting for large bears for dinner and have done so for years, and the biggest of the lot, Zhanna, regularly kills men and robots with her bare hands once she joins Soldier in it.
- In Saints Row: The Third, Female Voice 2 for the Boss is Russian. Some of her idle chatter if the controls are left untouched for a while has her hearken back to her Hilariously Abusive Childhood, claiming it made her into who she is today.
- The Omar from Deus Ex: Invisible War. Descended from Russian scientists finding a way to survive the Collapse, they are immune to environmental hazards like fire, toxins, & radiation, although they are rather mediocre combatants.
- In an ending where the Dentons, Templars, & Illuminati were destroyed, they inherited the Earth after humanity destroyed themselves in a nuclear war.
- Ivan from Devil's Third is a heavily-tattooed, always-shirtless badass with a thick Russian accent.
- Alexei Stukov from StarCraft is decidedly from Russia, with the name, accent, and references to his homeland to boot, to the point where his introduction scene mentions his love of vodka. He is the only Terran in the entire franchise who retains his free will after being infested by the Zerg (even Kerrigan had to be freed from the Overmind's influence first) and gained great power in the process, to the point that he can annihilate a Xel'naga with a single blast.
- A female example is Zarya from Overwatch (overlapping with Brawn Hilda), who was a champion Russian weightlifter before becoming a soldier. Her record for the Snatch and Clean & Jerk is 512kg, which is higher than even the Men's current real-world record. She's so strong that she uses a Particle Cannon, which is normally vehicle-mounted, as a hand-held weapon. Notably has cross-universe dialogue in Heroes of the Storm when teamed up with Stukov above.
- The Russian Overkill plugin for Doom is made of this trope, among many others.
- Collar 6: Stella, Claire, and through them Ginger. It's also stated that even Russian subs tend to have a dominant streak.
- Sandra on the Rocks: Tatiana invokes the trope, even extending it to choice of search engines. Sandra's doubts are plausible; Tatiana is in fact hell-bent on breaking Sandra.
- Viktor Vasko from Lackadaisy Cats invokes this trope, even though he was born in Austria-Hungary. He's a large, stoic enforcer for a speakeasy who doesn't smile much.
- The basis of FPS Russia, a YouTube show about trying out various guns and ordnance.
- The "Meanwhile, in Russia" image.
- A common practice is to take a Creepypasta and rewrite it to take place in Soviet Russia (with Funetik Aksent to match). The main joke being that whatever horror is supposed to be menacing the protagonists of the pasta is no big deal if they are Soviet Russians, because they live through worse on a daily basis.
- "Iron Joe" (read, Stalin) from a Histeria!! sketch with the WWII allies as superheroes. He was modeled after The Hulk and his favourite tactic was "Wipe out my opposition with famine and secret police!" That despite the fact that Stalin was not Russian.
- Even robots are not immune. In Transformers Animated The Russian-accented Decepticon Strika is built like a titanium outhouse and turns into a futuristic tank, making her one of the largest fighters in her faction. On Soviet Charr, tank drives you.
- In an episode of American Dad!, Steve befriends an ex-Soviet spy who helps him build a rocket for a competition. To toughen him up, he teaches him to eat Russian turnips, which are so tough Steve's mouth begins to bleed upon biting into one.
- Boris from the Samurai Jack episode "The Princess and the Bounty Hunters" is the most large and muscular of the bounty hunters.
- Two common subvarieties within Russian culture:
- Siberians aka "Tough/Rough Siberian guys." They are frequent characters of jokes, in which they receive a new and sophisticated device, submit it to an improbable stress test (like testing a Japanese chainsaw in succession on tough Siberian pine, tough Siberian cedar and tough Siberian rail from a nearby railroad), say their characteristic "Ah-ha!" or "A nuu" and revert to using something much simpler, but robust. Of course, this trope relates to real Siberians as much as the topic trope relates to Russians in general.
- Nekrasovian women. Named so after a passage describing such a type of women in poem "Grandfather Frost-the Red Nose" by Nikolai Nekrasov. The two-liner that codified a trope goes approximately as follows: "... will stop a charging horse/ And enter a burning house".
- Which was immediately changed by the people into: "...will stop a charging elephant/ And tear off its trunk".
- It must be noted in Russia that anything within two miles is absolutely considered walking distance, regardless of weather or terrain.
- In Moscow, how do you spot the foreigners in winter? Easy! According to the stereotype, no Russian man, other than a guard or laborer on the job, wears gloves, and nobody ever puts his hands in his pockets except to fish something out. In Real Life, most Russians tend to dress warm in the winter. Popular saying is: "A true Siberian is not the one who endures cold but the one who dresses properly". Also, it must be noted that Russian apartments are really hot in the winter thanks to cheap gas fired heating. A common complaint among Russian immigrants in the Western countries is relative cold in their apartments.
- Tsar Ivan IV Vasilyevich, Grand Prince of Moscow (1530-1584). He's known as Ivan the Terrible in the English-speaking world, but the title is meant to convey ferocity or frightful majesty.
- Vladimir Putin is a KGB Colonel who holds a 6th dan in judo and runs the St. Petersburg dojo.
- This video depicts a group of Russian guys casually driving through a forest fire. What's even more mind-bendingly insane is that they encounter other vehicles during their death-defying commute. Yes, that's right, only in Russia can you get stuck in traffic in the middle of a damned forest fire. What's even better is that not only do they not seem at all scared, they seem bored or even mildly annoyed. In fact, they are really scared, but Russians apparently emote less. Moreover, most of the video is accompanied with swearing censored by the TV company.
- The videos coming out from Russia on the 2013 Russian meteor event have reinforced this trope since to non-Russian eyes the Russian reaction seems remarkably calm and blasé, leading to jokes about Russians completely unimpressed about the prospect of The End of the World as We Know It. To Russian ears, however, the videos do show plenty of cries of alarm, but even these seem really low-key to foreign ears.
- The Daily Show even did a segment on the subject with that exact take.
- Some Russian cultural attitudes have inadvertently reinforced the trope of Russian stoicism. As noted in the the Stepford Smiler page, Russians smile mostly around people they know, as doing otherwise is seen as insincere. As such, to foreigners visiting Russia, Russians seem to be grim, dour people.
- Spetznaz, the Russian special forces.
- Soviet cosmonauts have a collapsible shotgun included in their equipment. Instead of landing in the ocean they come down in Siberia and one of the early crews was trapped inside their capsule overnight due to being surrounded by hungry wolves.
- The idea of actually parachuting into remote forest fires to fight them was a Soviet invention. The people who do it are, as one might expect, as tough as nails, and the Russians even more so due to their antiquated equipment and low budget. After finishing fighting the fire they are often then stuck in the woods for up to a week while waiting for the helicopter to come and pick them back up again.
- Rather creepily, Adolf Hitler became a firm believer in this by the end of the war. Because the Soviets had defeated the Germans in the Great Patriotic War, his racist and Social Darwinian attitudes led him to conclude that the "eastern races" were obviously more deserving of survival and thought they would ultimately complete world conquest after destroying the "decadent democracies of the west." It's one of the reasons he came to denounce the entire German nation and deemed them unfit to even survive as a people, trying to effect this by ordering the destruction of all German infrastructure and even the bare means of survival.
- Fedor Emelianenko, long-reigning PRIDE FC heavyweight champion and frequent Sambo tournament champion. Having gone undefeated for nearly ten years, he has widely been called the best fighter of all time and was certainly the most dominant fighter of his era. His personality was notably stoic, and his Dissonant Serenity in the ring was often called chilling. The Japanese fight scene made a lot out of his Russian heritage. He was given the nickname "the Last Emperor" and walked out to "The Cossack's Parable," often accompanied by graphics of falling snowflakes.
- Mixed Martial Arts fighters from Russia in general tend to have this trope played up as part of their image.
- In an interview in the February 2012 issue of Esquire UK, Russian supermodel Irina Shayk, who was born in Yemanzhelinsk, Russia, USSR, said, "You can't break Russian people. We're made in cold snow. We're very resistant."
- Aleksandr Karelin, known as "The Experiment", grew up in Siberia and began his life skiing and hunting. He started wrestling at age 13 and became the dominant force in Greco-Roman wrestling, winning three Olympic gold medals, nine World Championship gold medals and twelve European Championship gold medals. He won all his matches in the 1990 Olympics in less than three minutes, the shortest in 26 seconds. He also at one point carried a refrigerator up eight flights of stairs in one go. He also, as a point of honor, agreed to every test for performance enhancers he was asked to do, and never failed any. It was all Mother Russia.
- The book Fighting in Hell compiled by the US Army after World War II from interviews of German Generals who had served on the Eastern Front repeats this theme. Other themes included 'the Soviets only won by sheer numbers', 'we were very good at our jobs', 'Hitler was the only reason we lost', 'Hitler and the SS did all the war crimes', 'we didn't do any war crimes', and 'we weren't Nazis'. Of these claims, only the first has even a single grain of truth.
- Although the Red Army is stereotyped as carelessly throwing lots of soldiers killing half amount of their casualties, the greatest Allied fighter, sniper, & tank aces came from the USSR. And the top Soviet tank ace of the whole war was killed in late 1941, barely one year into the war. Which isn't to say they didn't use human-wave attacks, mind you; they were merely a Desperation Attack rather than standard operating procedure, even with the explicitly expendable penal battalions.
- The idea of Hitler being the reason they lost also has some truth. The Allies actively decided against assassinating Hitler because he was so bad at military strategy.
- Russian military equipment is oftentimes far from the the most comfortable.
- The buttplate on the Mosin rifle is 100% steel, and even a moderate shooting session can be felt for days afterwards, or if the recoil gets you, seen for more than a week afterwards. Americans, famed riflemen and lovers of 30 cal full size rifles, tend to put softer butt pads on these rifles, standard.note
- Russian and Soviet military longcoats called shinel' are made of heavy, rough fabric, and the only party of them that's made soft is part of the internal liner around the upper torso and most of the sleeves up until the cuffs. So your neck? Oww. Your wrists? Oww. Your hands if you tuck them in? Oww. The good news is they're they're warm as hell to the point where Viktor Suvorov wrote that it is indeed possible to sleep in them in the snow, even if it is wet. No, they aren't waterproof; they're just that heavy. How did he know this? Because the army made everyone do it to prepare them for possible field conditions!
- Russian army footware. Almighty Allah! The old jackboots, sapogi, were heavy, stiff, came up near to the knee, and have a fit best described as 'well, the foot stays in there without too much trouble. Soldiers who wore these didn't even get socks; they got footwraps called portyanki. These are just rough rectangles of cloth about the size of a kitchen towel. They work great, provided you wrap them properly. If not, or if they come loose, or if your feet are just soft, you'll be in blister city in the first ten minutes. Kirza and botinki, which are less extreme, are generally far from comfortable and thanks to having to be able to accomodate just about anyone of a certain foot size, expect them to still be wide and tall, even if they are in your size lengthwise. Wearing any of these without at least double layer of socks is painful, and the hard soles will batter your feet and the weight will strain your legs. But once you're used to them, they make absolutely wonderful, supremely durable marching boots. In Russia, you get broken into your boots.
- Russian army boots (albeit the modern ones, mind you) are surprisingly popular even with the general population (especially with young people), due to the mostly horrendous weather (and road) condition in Russia for roughly 7 months a year. Army boots are durable, less prone to slipping on ice, waterproof, warm and good for kicking ass should such necessity arise. Even women who prefer comfort over fashion wear them.
- Soviet and Russian tanks are historically infamous for their lack of crew comforts. The legendary T-34 was a notoriously uncomfortable vehicle to drive, with both steering and gear changes taking quite a bit of upper body strength. The transmission was particularly unreliable in early models, and a popular urban legend states that gear shifts were so difficult, a smart driver would keep a mallet handy to help change gears. Later Russian tanks would add little in the way of crew comforts, favoring tanks with small, short turrets and low profiles, resulting in cramped crew compartments. Of particular note is the T-72, which between its short, small turret and it's signature auto-loading system, results in a turret interior that only barely allows for a commander and gunner.
- Averted with the Su-34 fighter-bomber. It features a spacious cockpit with plenty of room for two and comes complete with a small galley and toilet. The pressurized cabin means that the pilots can fly at altitudes of up to 10,000 meters before needing to put on oxygen masks, letting the crew comfortably get up and out of their seats. There's even enough space to lie down in between the seats, should you get a little winded whilst defending glorious Mother Russia. The crew comforts were actually designed with long flight times in mind, allowing the pilots to remain fully focused on their mission. Compare this to the F-15E Strike Eagle, or the F/A-18 E/F Hornet, where the only crew luxury you get is a working ejector seat.
- Oh, and while we're on the military topics, Russia will still retain Conscription for the conceivable future, resulting in a considerable portion of the male able-bodied population being (somewhat) trained soldiers.
- Still a military one, from Soviet Russia, the Vsevobuch system which had one job : make Soviets strong, comrade.
- Inverted: In the year 988, Vladimir I of Kiev sent an army to his ally, Byzantine emperor Basil II of Constantinople. He took the chance to get rid of his most unruly warriors (vikings), but Basil liked them so much that he ended forming the Varangian Guard and recruiting them on purpose as his personal bodyguards and elite army units. On the other hand, this is more a testament to the toughness of the Scandinavian warriors than a blow to the Russian reputation.