Famous Last Words / Dragon Ball Z Abridged

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Cell: You know, if you want my personal opinion, "Kikōhō" is a pretty sad choice of last words. But to be fair, it's far from the worst decision you've made today!
Tien: Ki…kō... f*ck yourself...
Cell: Aw, see? That's the spirit.

— "Episode 48: Advanced Geometry"; close, non-lethal demonstration after Tien keeps Cell from absorbing 18

This page covers Famous Last Words in Dragon Ball Z Abridged.

Lots of characters die—some repeatedly—in Dragon Ball, and the abridged series is no exception. Team Four Star just makes said dying moments usually a whole helluva lot funnier.

Main Series

Saiyan Saga

• "DAMMIT I VOTED FOR BUSH!" the Farmer
• "DAMN YOU, HINDSIIIIIGHT! (bleh)" Raditz, realizing he could have flown away from the Special Beam Cannon^note In the original, Gohan's rage attack had broken Raditz's armor, and his ribs underneath, preventing him from breaking Goku's full nelson hold and getting away.
• "I sort of have a hole in my esophagus..." Son Goku. He got better.
• "Welcome to Oz, bitch! That's right; you, with the spiky hair! You're going to be my bitch! I'm going to sell you for a cigarette, but not before I violate you, because YOU'RE MY BI—" Arlian prisoner; presumably, he was killed when Vegeta blasted himself and Nappa out of prison. Unfortunately, Nappa wouldn't let him hear the end of the incident.
• "I love that so— AAUGHWRRGH!" King Moai, getting "Rocked Like a Hurricane."
• "You have freed our race! You two are the greatest heroes known to our planet! We shall erect statues of you. Out of our dung." Atla, before Vegeta blows up Arlia.
• "So are you guys alie—" Random Guy in East City before Nappa turns the entire city into a glass floor.
• "That's right! Don't worry, guys; we worked ourselves half to death with our training! So I know that as long as we stick together, we'll take on these Saiyans, and WE WILL WI— AUGH!" Yamcha. He got better.
• "Wait, wha—?" Chiaotzu, after Tien tells him he can't be wished back twice. He got better via Namek's Dragon Balls, which don't have that limitation.
• "You stupid... ugly... son of a bitch... his name… WAS CHIAOTZU! KIKOHO!!!!!! Tenshinhan, using Kikōhō in a futile attempt to beat Nappa. He got better.
  • "Right... Right behind you, Chiaotzu." Tien's last thoughts.
• "Why... didn't... you... DOOOOOOOOODGE?! (bleh)" Piccolo. He got better.
• "But... I... well then... Goodbye, my friend!" Kami. He gets better, though this is an interesting case due to the fact that it's the last time we hear Vegeta3986's voice for the character.
• "Aw, and I totally killed that guy. Oh well, at least we still had fun getting here, right, Vegeta? Vegeta? Remember the bug planet? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Veget— AAAAAAAAAAAAHH...!!!!" Nappa, after Vegeta discovered that Piccolo's death means the Dragon Balls don't work. He got better due to the Exact Words to revive everyone killed by Freeza and his men.

Namek/Freeza Saga

• "Oh my god, Freeza's men are stronger than we thought! Everyone, take your cyanide tablets!" Space Orphan Leader/"Cutter."
• "What an odd question! But if I had to choose, I guess I would have to say my liver." Dr. Birdenheim, not understanding Vegeta questioning him about his favorite internal organ.
• "NEIN!" The toilet.
• "Damn, man, you couldn't hit the broad side of a space barn!" Banan
• "Yeah, well that's only because I'm too busy hitting the broad side of your mom— OW MY FACE!" Sūi, in response to the above
• "But-but I hate you! Why would I— AAAAAAAGH!!!" Cui. True to Vegeta's word, he never told anyone how badly he got beat.
• "That's not right—AHHHHHHHH!" Namekian Warrior. He and most of the other Namekians get better.
• "You... you killed my son!" Moori. Dodoria saw to it that he wouldn't be missed. But both he and his son get better.
• "W-W-Wait! You and I, we could team up against Freeza! Rule the universe, as husband and wife!" Dodoria, on the receiving end of Vegeta repressing the reveal of her status as female.
• "Why, hello, good fellow! Welcome to our fine village! You look like you’re not from around here. You have to be careful; word through the grapevine has it that some unruly characters have been going around and attacking our villages. By the way, would you like to see our Dragon Ball? It’s our prized possession, sacred on this planet. So, what brings you to our village?" Tsuno. Unlike the other Namekians, his village doesn't get better due to the wish being to revive everyone killed by Freeza's men and Vegeta having gone rogue long before killing everyone there.
• "Private Namole reporting. An example of what, Lord Freez—AAAAAAAAAHHHH!" Namole, to show Zarbon what would happen if he didn't find Vegeta.
• "You know, Vegeta, I got to admit it was pretty impressive how you went all manhunter on us. But now you're all ours, and I can't wait to watch Zarbon break you like a glow sti—" Appule
  • "Here I come, Eachpei!" Appule's last thoughts
• "Lord Freeza! Vegeta's broken out of the healing— TAAAAAANK!" Orlen, killed to change the subject from Zarbon being Mistaken for Gay. And on that subject...
• "What... the—?" Zarbon, before Vegeta blows his load all over his insides. No homo.
• "Also, after rising concerns with our personnel... exploding... we decided to form a union." Acai. Freeza's response is predictable.
• "I f**king hate you." Guldo's, after getting his head cut off and a dog biscuit thrown at him by Vegeta.
• "THAT'S! IT! Recoome has had enough! Feel the strength, OF THE REEEEEEEEEEEEECOOME ULTRA FIGHTING MIRACLE—" Recoome, obviously. He isn't killed right away, but he spends the second half of the episode unconscious until Vegeta blasts him.
• "But remember, you still owe me that space soda." Burter. Like Recoome above, he doesn't die, but he stays unconscious until Vegeta breaks his neck. Of course, technically, his last sounds could be Vegeta playing Korobeiniki with his broken neck.
• "No, that wasn't it either." Freeza Soldier discussing the Wilhelm Scream, which he does when Vegeta hits him.
• "Dude, that was totally it!" The other Freeza Soldier discussing the Wilhelm Scream, which he also does when hit.
• "Alright, let's see here... okay, full moon... lose your tails... stronger every time you... oh. Well I'm right f*cked, aren't I?" Jeice, reading the Saiyan's Guide. And he was f*cked alright. Right in the down-under.
  • "Clever girl..." Jeice's last thoughts
• "CHANGE... NOW! Captain Ginyu
  • "Ribbit, ribbit, croak." Captain Ginyu after being turned into a frog. Unlike the original, Vegeta promptly squishes him under foot.
• "I feel that they have finally summoned the dragon... would be a real dick move to die right now. HURRRRRRRRR!" Super Kami Guru before stopping his own heart. He gets better until later.
• "F*** this, I'm out." Freeza's Scouter AI
• "...Yes." Butarega for being a frigging smartass towards King Vegeta.
• "Freeza, can I sit down and have a word with—" King Vegeta, getting Shoryuken'd
• "Ahh, if we had junk, you'd be gay right now. Fusing!" Nail, before he performs the Namekian fusion technique with Piccolo. He's still alive as a part of Piccolo's subconscious, but his physical form is gone.
• "Because you touch me, and you're not getting back up again. That's right, I'm your White Mage. And nobody. F**ks. With the White Mage." Dende. Because, obviously, Freeza does f**k with the White Mage. He got better.
• "Because, Kakarot... you are our race's last hope. You... are the last... remaining Saiyan. Oh God, you're the last remaining Saiyan." Vegeta. He got better.
• "Yarrgh." Bojack, to the just-landed Recoome; since the Abridged version of DBZ Movie 9 has been canceled, Word of God initially said he was killed in the destruction of King Kai's planet, until ''HFIL retconned that to show he survived and implied some version of the movie happened offscreen. Whatever his actual last words were prior to his presumed defeat at Gohan’s hands, these are the last words we hear from him in the abridged series proper.invoked
• "Can't you take a joke?" Krillin. He got better.
• "Nooooo! NAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL! Choke on them! Choke on them!" Super Kami Guru after confessing he caused the drought and shifted the blame on the albinos. He is then killed by his fellow Namekians in a fit of vengeance and eaten by Moori, who who becomes the new grand elder.
• "No, no, no, no, no, no, no— EAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!" Freeza, who forces Goku to "give him more [energy]." Death undone by mechanization... until he got to Earth.

Garlic Jr. Saga^note See lower for the actual DBZA treatment of the Garlic Jr. Saga, which was in Dragon Ball Z Kai Abridged 2.9.

• "No, please! Leave us alone! We were just renting this house; we never meant to—" Random village person
• "I am the usurper of this once proud throne your worthless guardian holds so dear. I am Garlic Jr., returned from the wretched abyss known as the Dead Zone, and I have come for what's rightfully mine— what's going on? I don't remember releasing the Black Water Mist just ye— OH GOD NO NO GET IT OFF ME!!!" Garlic Jr., before Mr. Popo sends him and the Spice Boys to the fuck box.

Android/Cell Saga

• "YES, SIR!" Several Freeza soldiers, preparing to attack the Earth before they all killed by Trunks
• "He just turned an entire squad into a pile of limbs!" Straw; doesn't immediately die, but these are his last words onscreen before Trunks makes short work of the rest of the soldiers.
• "...Well, that ain't right." Chayote, before being being punched by Trunks
• "Lord Freeza... the f*ck?" the one soldier Trunks didn't kill was finished off by Freeza. Speaking of which...
• "If you're trying to be clever, you're sorely lacki— huh? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—" Mecha Freeza; the scream is interrupted by a literal Villainous BSoD. Time will tell when he gets better.
• "...I'm a haggler?" King Cold, trying to bribe Trunks to spare him.
• "Jerry, you ALWAYS think it's terrorism. You think your house gettin' TP'd is terrorism!" Tom
• "Whoa, whoa, whoa, Marcel Marceau! If that's what you're lookin' for... It's gonna be thirty dollars an hour. Fifty if you want it weird." Jerry
• "Please put that back. I kind of need that to flee from you..." A car driver who had the unfortunate chance of meeting Dr Gero/Android 20
• "Huh? JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII—" semi-truck driver
• "Your thirty day free trial has expired. Would you like to... purchase... Win...RAR." Android 19, after getting demolished by Super Saiyan Vegeta.
• "So, uh... could one of you spare one of those Senzu Be—" Dr. Gero/Android 20, before his head is crushed by Android 17. However, Super Android 13 reveals he managed to survive by uploading his brain into his machine... until he's Killed Off for Real by Krillin and Trunks while trying to destroy Present Cell.
• "Just a moment, someone is approaching! Excuse me, you terrifying-looking gentleman; what are your opinions on the legalization of— OH MY GOD!!!" Flash Stormwood, before getting attacked and absorbed by Cell; he got better
• "Hmmm. I didn't think so..." Kami, in response to Piccolo not falling for the "lower" gag before they fuse. Like Nail, he now lives in Piccolo's mind.
• "I will now continue to use the horn until you politely move!" Roger who tried to get Cell to move off the road and gets killed after absorbing the rest of the East City Westmen; he got better
• "The East City Westmen!" Bucko; he got better
  • "HOO HA!" the rest of the team; they also got better
• "But today, we'll make an exception for you, killer!" The Wombat after Cell requested "Video Killed the Radio Star", which isn't even in the top 20. He got better
• "Oh god... oh god! WHAT IS THAT THING!? NO! NO, GET AWAY! GET AWAY FROM WOMBAT, NO! PUT HIM DOWN! NOOOO! WHY, GOD!? OHHHH GOD, I LOVED YOUUUU WOMBAAAAT! I LOVED YOU SO MUCH!" TJ, witnessing Cell breaking in to the studio, absorbing Wombat, and then absorbing him; he got better
• "Please don't kill me!" caller from The Stinger of episode 44; he got better
• "Oh god, this is totally disgusting! This isn't how it's supposed to work, I'm not supposed to die like this, I'm too cool! Someone pull off his tail! I'm too cool for this! I'm too cool—" Android/Cyborg 17, getting absorbed by Cell. He died later, when Cell self-destructed, then got better.
• "Bro, if you love something, you have got to set it free!" Different Tom; he got better, but Word of God states the wish that brought Cell’s victims back did not also restore the physical land of the islands he destroyed, so several of the island inhabitants probably drowned to death immediately after being revived.
• "Do you think it's inadequacies in the bedroom?" Sally; she got better (BTW: her comment is specifically the reason why Different Tom, Harry, and Richard also died, and they might not have survived being resurrected in the ocean.)
• "I think I'm pretty involved!" Harry; he got better, but might have drowned shortly after
• "Can we please go back to talking about this!?" Richard; he got better, but might have drowned shortly after
• "Look after the little guy..." Android/Cyborg 18, before being absorbed by Cell. She technically doesn't die, but she's out of commission until he pukes her out.^note This was to Android 16, referring to Krillin. After all, she had promised herself she would "rock his four-foot world". And she ultimately did.
• "And as you can see, every dog has its— AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" WHN Reporter, before getting his neck snapped by Perfect Cell; he got better
• "Hey, get your ass moving! Some thing is tearing its way through the compound! We gotta go!" the soldier who tells Gevo about a younger Goku's raid
• "Uh, okay, sorry about this, Dad. Gotta run. Love you. Good luck with your cyborg—" Gevo, in a recorded message to Dr. Gero shortly before getting killed by Kid Goku's Kamehameha
• "Oh. Well, thank you for your time, Perfect Cell." The unfortunate journalist interviewing Cell, killed for not calling him Mr. Perfect Cell. He got better
• "Coming at you live from the Cell Games Arena, it's Piiza,"
  • "Piroshiki,"
  • "And Caroni, and we are—" an unmanned remote controlled cargo robot with a voice recording and filled with fake cadavers for added effect. It didn't get better, but three people who looked like the fakes may or may not have died and been brought back to life. Maybe some of the cadavers, too, if any were killed by Cell.
• "Good day to you, my faithful subjects! It has taken over a thousand years, but we have finally repopulated our new Arlia! To celebrate this momentous occasion, I shall now make love to my HOT. BUG. WIFE. Who is also my SISTEEER! INSECTXUAL!" King Moai XXVII, 1,000 years after Cell's stray Kamehameha leaves the Earth. The rest of his sounds are obscene bug noises.
• "If we do make it out of this, please pick up my head and beat your father to death with—" Android 16. Though the end of Episode 60 demonstrates he did indeed have a soul, he chose not to be revived.
• "Daaaaaaaad!" One of the Cell Juniors. Their father's no helicopter parent; sink or swim, bitch!
• "Goku. For the sake of your friends, your family, your planet, you gave yourself. I'll see you soon, my friend." King Kai, final thoughts before Goku teleports in with the exploding Cell. He didn't have enough time to say anything else before Cell blew up. And no thanks to Yamcha, he did not get better. Not that it matters, since he lives/lived in Other World anyway.
• "I'm proud of you, Gohan. Bye, son." Son Goku's last words on Earth before dying the second time.
  • "Hey, King Kai, what should I do with Cell?" Goku's actual last words on King Kai's planet.
• "Help... Help...! Someone... help... me... I... Plea— Bluh-hagh!!" Future Trunks. He gets better.
• "OH, SHIT!" Cell's final spoken words, after Vegeta's last-ditch attack gives Gohan an opportunity to permanently destroy every last cell with his Kamehameha.
  • "♪The record shooooooows, I took the blooooooows, and did it myyyy waaaaaaaaaay~!♫" Cell's last, sung thoughts as he dies.
• "This is Alpha Leader Wombat, comin' at ya live from Parsley City. We've got our special guests, the Cyborgs, and they are TEARING! IT! UP! I've already lost five men, I'm running out of ammo, and I'm holed up in the bank! Looks like this will be ALW's last report. Watch out, TJ! I'M COMIN' HOME, BROTHER!!!" Future Wombat’s last broadcast, but we don't hear what he might have said between this and below.
  • Well, if it isn’t, the Hoe-bot!?/What’s up, Hoe-bot?" What Taka & Lani respectively suggest was Future Wombat’s last words before opening fire on 18 and getting overkilled by her barrage of energy blasts, according to the Creator Commentary.
• "♪If you're reading this—♪" The old man in the car, who was saved in the nick of time in the anime, but eats the bullet before Trunks arrives here and in the original manga. Trunks really could've microwaved that tea.
• "Wait..." Future 18, before being destroyed by Trunks
• "Go... ku Jr.?" Future 17, after Trunks asks for his master's name. It was the wrong answer.
• "♪And noooooow, the end is neaaaaaar!♫" "OhgoddamnitSHIIiii—" Future Cell. He didn't do enough to even get past the first line of the song.
• "It's over. After everything... this feels... ANTI-CLIMAC—" Future Trunks. Last spoken line of the series proper.
  • "And I really was." Future Bulma. Last spoken line in The Stinger for the final episode. It was followed by Future Trunks Screaming at Squick in a Call-Back to his internal screaming from Episode 33.

Movies and Specials

Bardock, Father of Goku

• "I'M ON FIRE!" Toolo
• "Sorry." Toma, in response to Bardock realizing it was Dodoria who kicked his team's asses
• "Alright, guys, let's hit the sho—TELLMYBROTHERAPPULEILOVEHIM!" Eachpei
• "NOW DIE!" Mahngo
• "What the fu—WAHAA! God dammit Mahngo, you team-killing f*cktard!" Lemi after getting punched through by Mahngo before Bardock finishes them
• "Yeah, take that—" Freeza Soldier 1
• "Ay yo, Bardock, I'm real happy for ya, and I'ma let you finish, but—" Freeza Soldier 2
• "Seriously! We're not with him!" Freeza Soldier 3, shortly before Freeza kills everything in front of him
• "Now... take this, Freeza! THE POWER OF THE SAIYAN RACE! HYAAAAA!" Bardock... or so we thought.
  • "And I now welcome the sweet embrace of death." Bardock's last thoughts in his time, after witnessing the Para Para Dance

Episode of Bardock

• "Look, buddy, we didn't come here to be judged by you!" Cabira, on Bardock, criticizing him and Toobi
• "HOLY—" Toobi
• "Now give us your SPUGE or we'll beat it outta you!" Papaya
• "Before I die... I have one... one more decree. All of our most elite warriors... must learn dance... choreography... Got to style… all over... our opponent's... balls..." Chilled

Christmas Tree of Might

• "We all had eggnog and Christmas fudge!" Amond/"Slay"
• "Nope, wasted them like figgy pudding." Daiz/"Reese". Moral of the story: you never waste figgy pudding.
• "Droid!" Cacao/"S.N.O.W. Man"
• "What the hell? What is this sudden burst of joy!?" Turles
  • "No! So much... Joy! AAAAAGGGGHHH!!!" Turles' last thoughts

Lord Slug

• "Hi, Jesus!" Jesus Guy 2
• "We love you, Jesus!" Jesus Guy 1
• "YOU listen here! King Piccolo is on borrowed time! We-uh... oh! I-I, uh... I am so sorry! That was a total slip-up on my part, please forgive me, King Piccolo! I did it again." Zeeun
• "How long will it take? Well, King Piccolo, I believe it will take... No wait, I said it because he did, Isaiditbecausehedid-AHHH!" Gyoshu
• "Oh my god, are you Batman—NO!" Slug Soldier
• "Wha-?" Wings, offering a high five to Piccolo, who responds with "down low, too slow"
• "Suck 'im dry, boys!" Medamatcha, not killed immediately, but definitely killed upon landing on Goku's hand
• "You little upstart PRICK!" Angila
• "If I'm gonna die, I'm Taking You with Me!" Lord Slug; it didn't work.
  • "Why didn't I wish for IMMORTALITYYYYYYYY?!" Lord Slug's last thoughts

Revenge of Cooler

• "Eh? Oh no! No no no no no! No no! No no no no no no! NO!!!" Doore
• "IAMBEINGELECTROCUTED" Neiz
• "GRAAAARRGH, EVERYTHING IS BURNING!! I really am just like my brother... !" Cooler, though he cheats death, enabled the Big Gete Star.
  • "But at least I know.,. I'm... still... cooler." Cooler's last thoughts in the movie.
• "Hold ze f*cking frog legs! *evil laugh* You may have defeated Monsieur Cooler, but now you face ze wrath of Sauza!" Sauza
  • "I will see you in Space Hell, cousin Jeice." Sauza's last thoughts

Dead Zone

• "Well personally, I think that would be uncalled for." Sansho
• "OH MY GOOOOOOOD!" Nikki
• "What a... douchebag..." Ginger, whose name was Douchebag in the original Neighborhood Cluck version of the movie
• "Oho, how cute! And what is the four-year-old going to do to stop ME!?" "Ouh..m" Garlic Jr., before and after Gohan knocks him into the Dead Zone. He breaks free of his prison, but... well, see above on that note.

Cooler 2: The Return of Cooler's Revenge, The Reckoning

• "Beep." Every single cycloid and the Big Gete Star^note According to Takahata101 in the Creator Commentary, the last beep of the Big Gete Star before it explodes translates to Shit.
• "I am no one to judge. But I do decide your fate! Kill him slow... slow... slooow... slooooooooow... Drop The Bass!" D.V.E.D
• "...Really?" *Sigh* Cooler, responding to Goku's incredibly lame pun. This time, the Big Gete Star could not enable him to cheat death again.

The History of Trunks

• "Byeeee, soooooooon..." Future Goku’s soul
• "Hey, girl, how you— WAH! MY EYES!!!" Future Krillin
• "But on the brighter side, Wombat's getting married!" Future T.J., of T.J. and the Wombat. He doesn't die immediately, but it is explicitly noted he is indeed dead by the time the Epilogue of Episode 60 takes place.
• "If you'd like to get on the rides faster, we do have a fast-pass system that's only 7,900 zen—" Super World attendant
• "No! This isn't where my story ends!" This is where Future Gohan's story ends.
  • "Oh... Crapbaskets." Future Gohan's last thoughts as he realizes Piccolo's voice in his head wasn't real.

Super Android 13

• "Did you just throw a mother*bleep*ing dog—" Android 15, getting the Guldo treatment
• "By metal, my life was given. By metal, it has been stripped away. No dreams before or after. Only the end." Android 14, though it came out as distorted static.^note Android 14's lines all come out as distorted static that are actually images converted to sound through PhotoSounder. Technically, Android 14's last words are the painting Broken Android◊ by Patrick J. Jones.
• "14 and 15 have been destroyed?! ...Good!" Android 13, before using the aforementioned androids' batteries to become Super Android 13. He actually dies later, but this is his last line of dialogue before becoming a Silent Antagonist, much to Dr. Gero's delight.
• "Well, that was a total bust. I suppose I'll just continue nursing Plan B... What's another 17 years? I'm not going anywhere! Wait, what is that noi— oh, no..." Dr. Gero, for real this time.

The World's Strongest

• "Prepare for combat!" one of the Biomen
• "So dark... and cold..." *sobs* Misokatsun/Blub-Blub / "The Bouncy Butcher"
• "I'm the Electrocutioner now!" Kishime/Zap-Zap / "The Electrocutioner"
• "Then electrocutionate him, I don't give a f*ck!" Ebifurya/Brr / "Freezer"
• "Fair enooooooough!" Dr. Kochin
• "Thank you, everyone. Now I can live a normal life again." Dr. Wheelo's last words onscreen before the next movie reveals he died of brain cancer.

Broly, The Legendary Super Saiyan

• "Broly! Be a good boy! Show your daddy the love he's shown you...!" ("Hug.") "Oh, nononononono!" Paragus, as Broly "hugs" him inside his Saiyan Pod
• "KA... KA... ROOOOOOT!" Broly, obviously

Plan to Eradicate Christmas

• "Holy—!" Ornament Turles
• "Why didn't you?" Ornament Lord Slug
• "I'm sorry, dear brother, but I thought it was all about you." Ornament Cooler
• "Oh stop being a prick." Ornament Freeza
• "But for the rest of you, and this un-salvageable planet, the only present I have is—" Santa Claus's first form (Dr. Raichi in the original)
  • "Ho, Ho, NOOOOOOOOO!" Santa's second form (Hatchiyack)

DBZ Kai Abridged

• Episode 1
  • "I'm taking your son." Raditz
  • "And now I am the dead. Bleh." Goku. He got better
  • "I'm the only serious character in this show. That's the joke." Tenshinhan. He got better
  • "12 months have passed, let's go fight Saiyans!" Piccolo. He got better
  • "VEGETA, WHY?" Nappa, because Vegeta's a monkey. He got better
• Episode 2
  • "Hey, Vegeta." Cui
  • *Wilhelm Scream* Cargo. He got better
  • "But the thing!" Moori. He got better
  • "I have a thick... meaty... vagina." Dodoria
  • "Maybe I'm gay, or maybe stereotypes are bullshit! Mmm, PUSSY!" Zarbon
    • Technically, Zarbon's last words were "Mmmm!"
  • "And together we are..." Captain Ginyu
    • "THE GINYU—!" Burter, Jeice, Recoome, and Guldo
  • "Probably not." Super Kami Guru, first death
  • "Wanna see something cool?" Nail, technically
  • "Hey." Dende. He got better
  • "He's a Super Saiya—" Vegeta. He got better
  • "What happened to the third form?" Krillin. He got better
  • "I am hilarious... and you will quote... everything… I... saaaaaayyyyyyyyy." Super Kami Guru, second death
  • "That... way..." Freeza. He temporarily got better
• Episode Ⅱ.9
  • "So I told the bitch 'Don't worry! Once I'm all up in your guts, you're gonna feel fresh and clean!' HOLY SHIT—" Enema (originally Salt), who is blasted by Gohan
  • "ENEMA! NO!!! I mean, we actually hated him, so I'm not really heartbroken about it, but I've been using his HBO Go account, and while I'm not into Game of Thrones, I'm really enjoying Silicon Valley— FUCK!!" Mustard, who is also blasted by Gohan
  • "Alright, man, Jesus! I-I'm sure there's more around here somewhere." Spice, who's offed by Gohan before he could feed into Piccolo's cocaine addiction
  • "I'm doing it for me, but I appreciate the support. Anyway! Nobody move! Nobody do anything! I'm going to close it up, and then I'm going to let my immortality wear you down and--AGH!" Garlic Jr., courtesy of Alucard.^note "Kept you waiting, huh?" Probably not dead, just sent to the fuck box in a different way than Episode 31.
• Episode 3
  • "That's right, buttholes! This is my resurrection! And you're all about to get F—" Mecha-Freeza
  • "FILLER—" Crying anime filler child
  • "Fa-a-ther, I wish to be a real b o y..." Android 19
  • "No, don't wake him up for some reason!" Dr. Gero
  • "You had me at 'killing teenagers'." Kami, technically
• Episode 3.5
  • "Oh, cool. That's fine then." Android/Cyborg 17. He got better
  • "...what are they talking about?" Android/Cyborg 18. She got better
  • "No, Gohan. Just me." Goku, in response to Gohan's exclamation that he inadvertently killed everyone
  • "NOOOOO—" Future Trunks. He got better
  • "No! Enough of that! Now listen up. Y'all been skimming my best shit since I got here. Ranked me as fourth-best villain under King Piccolo! I'm Perfect Cell, motherf*ckers! So Dende on f*cking Earth, you better recognize the crackle of my RAW, SEXUAL ENERGY, and line your 1990s asses up so I can—" Cell
    • "♪This time I'ma let it all come out come out. This time I'ma stand up and shout. I'ma do things my way. It's my way! My way or the hiiiiiiiighwaaaaaaaaay~♫ CHEEEE—" Cell's last thoughts
  • "By the way, I never died in this version." Android 16. Okay, he didn't die, as his line implies, but it marks the very last line of dialogue heard in DBZA as a whole, effectively acting as this trope for the entire series.

Others

• "GAH! McCain 08!" the Farmer again in the first FAQ video.
• "Whatever do you me— oh no! No! NO! KAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!" Blue Popo in the Youmacon 2010 promo video before the real Mr. Popo sends him to the fuck box.
• Alternate Takes: Krillin's Death
  • "YOLO!"
  • "Someone set me up the bomb!"
  • "I've heard of an explosive temper, but this is ridiculou—"
  • "Hey guys, look! It's my Chiaotzu impression! GOODBYE, TIEN!!"
• "No...no...NO...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!" Goku, in an alternate take (0:46 in) where Goku finds a Cookie Button instead of a Muffin Button while searching Freeza's ship as Namek explodes.
• "RUN! Run for the glorious Democratic People's Republic of Koreaaaaa!!" North Korean Commanding Officer in a deleted scene before their attack on Cell literally blows up in their faces. If this were an actual scene, then they would not have gotten better since their deaths were self-inflicted.
• "Ryuk!? AAAAAAAAHHHH!" Light Yagami, "Cell Vs." series, after his Death Note fails to kill Cell. Cell's only regret was that he didn't call him Zac Efron instead of Justin Timberlake. It's likely that Light got better.
• "And I'll take the same, but with grilled pineapple." Goku again in the Dragon Ball Super Abridged short "Pineapple Pizza", insisting on putting pineapples on pizzas around Beerus until they switch to burgers, to which Goku says the above and causes Beerus to destroy the planet out of frustration. Fortunately, Beerus wants a fajita plate instead and casually tells Whis to rewind time, thus undoing his death.
• "Master, I beseech you, look at this... thing! It cannot be trusted or controlled. It is but a child!" Dabura in the Buu Bits prior to becoming Buu's snack.
• "VEGETA, YES!" Vegeta, again, in Buu Bits, right before his Heroic Sacrifice against Buu.
• "I'm just going to call those Super Saiyan 1, 2, and 3." Babidi in Buu Bits, last appearance before his unseen death.
• "VEGEEEEEE—" Nappa, again, in Buu Bits, as a ghost as he had a stroke just prior to Buu destroying Earth. Regardless of the actual syntax—whether it was the medical variety of stroke, or the intended implication of Erotic Asphyxiation—this means he will not get better after Kid Buu's defeat, bringing DBZA back in line with canon in regards to Nappa's ultimate fate.

Neighborhood Cluck Movies

• Dead Zone
  • "In hindsight, maybe this wasn't such a good ideaaaaaaaaaaa—!" Garlic Jr. as an "And I Must Scream" variant. His minions suffer the same fate, though it's hard to gauge their final words before getting sucked into the Dead Zone (or in Mustard's case, actually going inside it).
• The World's Strongest
  • "Brr..." Ebifurya
  • "Zap... zap..." Kishime
  • "Blub blub..." Misokatsun
  • "Dr. Wheelo! I'm falling! Catch me! OHHHH CRAAAAAAAAAP! Oh, and I'm a robot. WHAT A TWIIIIIIIIIIIIST!" Dr. Kochin
  • "DAMN YOU, ATARI!" Dr. Wheelo, paying the ultimate price for being the slowest character in Tenkaichi 3