"You'll pay for this! You'll all pay for this! Hastur! Hastur! Hastur! Hastur! Hastur!" El Disgusto's ninja, upon being caught thieving from his comrades and being killed by Cheating Bastard. The entire inn got leveled.
"Th-th-there's a Belmont in the castle." Werewolf before he heads off to battle Ballmont and get killed.
"Don't worry, Dracula, I'll take him do-oh wait no. Belmont's got me in a headlock! Oh no no, he's using the holy weapon. Eh, ah, stop stop, ah I'm dead." Death, who, usually That One Boss, is instead headlocked and killed quickly by Belmont
"I swear to god, Steve, if you do not turn that fucking thing off, I'm gonna rip your fucking heart out and feed it to you!" Rupert
"What have I warned you about finishing people off? See, I've had to finish people off. Like I finished your mate Kate off. Eh? Do you want to see her final blog?" Patient 12
Church: Tucker, there's something I need to tell you...I just want you to know...I've always hated you...I've always hated you the most.
Tucker: Yeah, I know you did. Now hurry up and die, you prick.
Church: Okay. Herrkkk... blaahh...
"This doesn't seem physically possible!" Jimmy, as Tex beats him to death with his own skull
"Oh, please! That fudge-finger couldn't hit me! No, wait. I'm gonna die." Caboose's mental version of Church
"My quest is over... I can see the flag... It's so... flappy..." The Red Zealot
"Son of a bitch!" Everyone, in the Kill 'Em All alternate ending
"Church...before I die, I have to tell you...I hold the key to our victory..." Captain Flowers, the first time
"I seem to be dramatically pausing for some-" Captain Flowers, after he's brought back from the dead twice.
"Wait, Tex... Don't... Don't let him..." York
"Church! I'm coming to help! Don't start without me!" and "I am dead!" Caboose, in the time loop
"Oh... dear!" Wyoming, in the time loop
"I heard that." Gary/Gamma. He doesn't die until the end of next season, but these are the last words we hear him say
"Oh, on the contrary, my friend. Now that she knows our plan, not only will she not stop us; our dear Tex is going to help us." Wyoming, the last one, that is.
Recollections:
"Move!'' Agent Washington.
"Hold on! Everybody just hold o—!" Agent Texas.
"Oh, come on Wash. What're you going to do, shoot—" South Dakota.
"Yes. Good suggestion"
"I have to be objective here. The next time you see me, I may not want you to help me. Delta, although Revelation reveals that a part of him still exists in Epsilon.
"When it goes off I'll be fine. It only affects computers, remember? And I ...am a motherfucking ghost." Church, and he didn't get better.
"Oh, son of a—" C.T., just before getting "laserfaced" by Epsilon-Church
"Will someone explain what's going on?" Lopez, although he can't technically die, since he's a robot he made back-ups of himself that morning.
"If I don't come back then, you're in charge of remembering me, okay? Don't let Tucker help, he'll just fuck it up. Bye buddy." Epsilon-Church. Sort of.
"Oh, okay, wait a minute. Are you going to say 'I love you?'" Tex in the Epsilon World. Church's Response: "No, I'm going to say I forget you."
"You...you compared me to Aki Berg..." Cody Jenson
"I know you’re in here! Might as well come out and spare me the trouble of hunting you down like animals!" Franco Sebberts
"From the sack to the grave, always a Fist, and always a friend...in this world and the next, right Bryan? Seth Mattlock
"What do I do..." Damien Carter-Madison
"Shouldn't... care about impressing other people... people like you for you... I like you... for you." Whitney Acosta
"I know you want me to win, Whit... but I can't. I'm sorry..." Ricky Callahan
"I really am sorry, but you have to die... we all have to die here... that's just fate." Mariavel Varella
"I hope I can make a dramatic exit that doesn't involve a life-threatening explosion!" Carson Baye
"I LOVE YOU MOM!" Anna Kateridge
SO LONG, SUCKERS. TRY AND CATCH ME NOW! Quincy Archer's last written words.
"Don't let her seek revenge... It wasn't Reiko's fault... Don't hold any anger towards her... Just help Violetta... That's all..." Cyrille LaBlanche
"Good...luck..." Petrushka Ivanova
"Jay....I...know...now...you...did that all...for me...didn't you? It...was...all...for...me..." Paige Single
"So...I guess...I'm going to heaven after all..." Maria Santiago
"MOMMY IT HURTS! IT HURTS!" Amber Whimsy
"So please.... just run. I don't deserve to live..." Dawne Jiang
"Title..." Eva Lancaster
"You FUCKING DYKE!! This is the thanks I get for FUCKING HELPING your PUSSY ass?! Well FUCK YOU!" Jaclyn Krusche
"Goodbye." Hermione Miller
"I love you...and goodbye." Violetta Lindsburg
"S-Sarah, get the fuck away from me with that thing! Seriously!" Miranda Merchant
"Just shoot straight, okay? Don't worry, I won't scream or anything. And...um, thank you, Sam." Simon Fletcher
"Clio?" Luke Templeton
"Always cheat, always win." Ethan Kent
"Don't blame yourself... th-... people make mistakes. D-Doesn't mean you're any less of a good guy!" Craig Hoyle
"I forgive you." Owen Rothschild
"You fucking b-" John Rizzolo
"YOU WIN THIS TIME, GRAAAVIIIIITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-"
"-YYYYYYY" Richard Han
"Do you want to kiss me?" Jennifer Romita
"I...Simon, just run, Simon. Just...live." Clio Gabriella
"Mum...?...Mum..." Raine Schwarz
"Just... wake... up...please..." Ridley Landon
"I'm sorry Alice. I wish we had more time." Victoria Logan
"Just survive, OK? Get home." Ben Powell
"No." Alexander Seymour
""MARTY, RUN!" Joshua Krakowski
"Don't cry. Don't cry." Kyle Portmann
"I don't regret a thing." Logan Reynolds
Marion Summers: “No, you’re wrong it was definitely eight. Three and three and then two.”
( Bill looks at the gun, and fires at Marion)
Bill Davis: “See, I told you it was only seven. Three plus TWO plus two...plus one.
“Don’t let this bitch walk. She’s helping Polanski screw us all. If I don’t get to go home, their bitch asses don’t get to go home either.” Aislyn McCreery
"I love you, Tony." Sofia Martelli
"You cow." Janet Claymont
“You two can figure out what you wanna do with him... I think I'm gonna sit this decision out.” JJ Sturn
"Goodbye, Sarah Tan. Stay safe for me." Stacy Hart
"There was this pain in my heart that day that I had never felt before. Remember. The vet let me hold her before they pressed the needle in. When I left her she gave me this look of profound betrayal as if I had been the one to kill her. I couldn't go back in. Promise me mum. Promise me you won't leave me like that. Don't let me go." Sarah Atwell
"I know I'm not supposed to commit suicide, but I think it's for a good cause, maybe. This one's on you too, Hayley." Madelyn Prowers
"It's alright, Brendan...Everything's alright..." Steven Hunt
"Don't let the game get to you. There's... still a way to beat it. I know there is. Just... everyone has to trust each other, and it... we can beat it." Alexander Campbell
"F-fuck you." Mike Maszer
"G...good...bye..." Maria Graham
"Kimmy, it’s really something. You’ll- you’ll love this place!” Örn “Dutchy” Ayers
"Oh fuck! I'm... I'm going to die! One of you... help me, god damn it! I don't... I don't want to fucking die!" Milo Taylor
“Sssshhh…I understand…it’s all okay.” Annaliese Hanson
