Famous Last Words: Web Original

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     How It Should Have Ended 
  • "Oh, my." C3PO
  • "Well, so much for that idea." General Dodanna
  • "Okay sure, but... you've killed all the gods." Athena
  • "...Does thou mean Stan Lee?" Thor
  • "Aw man." Mars / Ares
  • "But mostly to save your own skin, correct?" Jack Sparrow
  • "Precisely." Elizabeth Swann
  • "That does it. From this point on, I'm out. We are so broken up. All of us!" Will Turner
  • "Here I come, Pete. I'll help you save the day. No matter what I'll help you-BIRD!" Harry Osborn
  • "Oh, dang, he was telling the truth." Eddie Brock, Jr.
  • "Here, take my parts, and you will become the greatest Autobot that everyone wishes you to be. Fulfill you destiny!" Jetfire
  • "Very well, I'll bide my time. And as or you my fine lady, just try to stay out of my way, just try. I'll get you my pretty, and you're little dog t-" The Wicked Witch of the West
  • "Not while I'm still br-" Colonel Miles Quaritch
  • "We are still caught in the gravitational pull. " Pavel Chekov
  • "Aye, aye, sir." Montgomery Scott
    • "Especially the cannon!" Montgomery Scott in a Deleted Scene
  • "Captain, please!" Nyota Uhura
  • "Jim, if you make me say "I'm a doctor, not a magician", I'm gonna come up there and punch you in the-" Dr. Leonard McCoy
  • "Captain, even if we survive, it is unpredictable when or where the ship will emerge on the other side." Mr. Spock
  • "Yes, sir." Hikaru Sulu
  • "Space... the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. It's continuing mission to explore strange new world. To seek out new life and new civilizations. To boldly go where no man has gone bef-" James T. Kirk
  • "I know, but, even the cannon?" Deleted Scene Red Shirt
  • "Careful, man! That's a brand new suit here!" Obadiah Stane
  • "AAAUUGHHHHHH!!! I THINK I'VE BROKEN EVERY BONE IN MY BODY"Indiana Jones
  • "Help! I'm trapped at school with the killer! ...Aw, maaan!" Principal Himbry
  • "It's never over! Avada Kadav-" Lord Voldemort
    • "I can make animals do what I want without training them. I can make bad things happen to people, if I want. I-" Tom Riddle
  • "Or we could just burn him. Isn't that the purpose of having flamethrower arms? Ow, Jesus!" HYDRA Nazis
  • "Fitzle fire! Fitzle fire!" HYDRA Nazis
  • "Say hello to my little friend!" A raptor
  • "Jurassic Park! We don't know how to build a fence! Cause stuff just bites right through it when the power goes out!" Jeep driver
  • "Uh, she... lost the will to live?" Emperor Palpatine
  • "You lied to me! I'll kill you! Get over here!" Darth Vader
  • "That water looks awfully cold." Professor Moriaty
  • "I did not consider the cold. Or the rocks." Sherlock Holmes
  • "Wait, what?" Peeta
  • "Did he just blow up the mothership?" Frankie
  • "Why is that bad?" Bert
  • "What The?!" Jabba the Hutt
  • "Prepare yourselves. My father's work is done." Talia al Ghul
  • "Are you crazy?! You are bleeding all over the place!" Selina Kyle
  • "Yeah... I've been stabbed. I might be bleeding out, but it's okay. Because... because I'm Batman!"
  • "Well poop. I guess this means we're screwed." Commissioner James Gordon
  • "But, the nerds... *coughs*... will love... all the Khan references..." Khan
  • "Please, young Spock, kill me." Leonard Nimoy's Spock. He reluctantly gets better.
  • "Ooh! Right in the- Oh dear." Smaug
  • "Oh, but it is! 'Tis demanded by the gods, it is!" Jar Jar Binks
  • "Hello! I am The Rhino, and I will-" The Rhino
  • "I have a plan!" Rocket Raccoon
  • "Oh, man." Star-Lord
  • "Dance off, bro! Me and you. Some day! Something something in the beautiful sun!" Star-Lord
  • "He said now!" Voldemort
  • "Wait, what?" Joker
  • "Son of a-" Ultron
  • "Hey you know what? I think we should team up and eat more humans." Indominus Rex

     Abridged Series 
  • Abridged On Titan
    • "Thank you! Eren, be nice to Mikasa! Mikasa, keep Eren out of trouble!" Carla Yeager
    • "He- he got the jump on me... that's not fair..." Thomas Wagner
    • "Aaaaaw, he's kinda cuute! Oh God, never mind, NEVER MIIIND!" Mina Carolina
    • "Sorry little buddy, but we're not interested." Human trafficker 1
    • "What the hell! You're not getting away that easily, you little prick!" Human trafficker 2
    • "You little shit! We were just trying to make an honest living selling human beings against their will!" Human trafficker 3
    • "Go run and hide, I shall show y'all the power of- of uh... f**k." Wallist preacher
  • Code MENT
    • "Sooo, what's new?" Clovis
    • "Beware the purple eyed one... Goodbye old friend." Jasper
    • "That smarts!" Lelouch's mother
    • "SHIT! I left the stove on!" Kewell
    • "So, this is how it ends. Well then listen to me, you stupid idiots. I am undefeatable! You can never stop me! Death is only the beginning! NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL!" Jeremiah, who gets better during one of the Soul Whatever shorts.
    • "Oh no, not you right now, no!" Mao
  • Dangan Ronpa Abridged Thing
    • "Get away from me, you big weenie! WEENIE!" Sayaka Maizono
    • "A-a-are you l-like, serious?" Mukuro Ikusaba
    • "BALLS!" Leon Kuwata
    • "It's okay Mr. Oowada. Everybody will accept you for who you are." Chihiro Fujisaki
    • "DAMMIT! Why'd Fujisaki talk to me? Didn't they know I'm the needless violence guy?!" or "YIIIIIIFFFFF!!!!" Mondo Oowada
    • "It was... it was the... bum bum...bleck..." Hifumi Yamada
    • "To hell with me..." Celestia Ludenberg
  • Doctor Who: The Abridged Series
    • "All right, I'm covered in whip cream. Now go ahead and lick it off! Uh, don't you Adric. Just, don't." The Fourth Doctor
    • "I don't won't to go." Adric
    • "Yuarr, yuarr, yuarr, no mummy. I don't want to go to school today. Koschei will beat me up again." The Seventh Doctor
    • "You are my life, Doctor!" The Master
    • "Hey, you watch your mouth, brat!" Rassilon
    • "No, wait! I take it back! I don't won't to go. I don't won't to go!" The Tenth Doctor
  • Dragon Ball Z Abridged
    • "DAMN YOU HINDSIGHT!" Raditz
    • "I sort of have a hole in my esophagus." Goku. He got better
      • "And now I am the dead. Bleh." Goku, Dragon Ball Z Kai Abridged
    • "So I know as long as we stick together, we'll take on these Saiyans, and WE WILL WI-" Yamcha. He got better
    • "Wait, what?" Chiaotzu. He got better
    • "Right behind you, Chiaotzu" Tenshinhan. He got better.
      • "I'm the only serious character in this show. That's the joke." Tenshinhan, Dragon Ball Z Kai Abridged
    • "Why... didn't... you... DODGE?!" Piccolo. He got better.
    • "Well then... goodbye my friend!" Kami. He gets better.
    • "Remember the bug planet Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta?" Nappa. He got better.
      • "VEGETA WHY?" Nappa, Dragon Ball Z Kai Abridged
    • "But, but I hate you, why would I-" Cui
    • "You- you killed my son!" Mouri. He gets better.
      • "But the thing!" Mouri, Dragon Ball Z Kai Abridged. He gets better.
    • "Wait! You and I, we can team up against Freeza! Rule the universe as husband and wife! Dodoria
      • "I have a thick... meaty... vagina." Dodoria, Dragon Ball Z Kai Abridged
    • "What the?" Zarbon
    • "I f**king hate you" Guldo
    • "That's it! Recoome has had enough! Feel the strength, of the Recoome ultra-fighting miracle- Recoome... obviously
    • "But remember, you still owe me that space soda" Burter
    • "Clever girl..." Jeice
    • "CHANGE... NOW! Captain Ginyu
      • "Ribbit, ribbit" Captain Ginyu after being turned into a frog
    • "I sense that they have summoned the dragon... would be a real dick move to die right now." Super Kami Guru. He gets better until...
    • "F*** this, I'm out." Freeza's Scouter AI
    • "Freeza, can I sit down and have a word with-" King Vegeta
    • "That's right; I'm your White Mage, and nobody f**ks... with the White Mage." Dende. He got better.
      • "Hey." Dende, Dragon Ball Z Kai Abridged. He got better
    • "Baguan, brederin Vegeta. Me be ya spirit animal. And me here to tell ya how to mash up dat bumbaclot Freeza. All you got to do is... Orpheus
    • "Kakarot, you are our race's last hope. You are the last remaining Saiyan. Oh God you're the last remaining Saiyan." Vegeta. He got better
      • "He's a Super Saiyan!" Vegeta, Dragon Ball Z Kai Abridged. He got better
    • "Can't you take a joke?" Krillin. He got better
    • "That way..." Freeza, Dragon Ball Z Kai Abridged
    • "What's going on? I don't remember releasing the black water mist just ye-OH GOD NO NO GET IT OFF ME!!!" Garlic Jr
    • "Lord Freeza... the f***?" Soldier 3
    • "If you're trying to be clever, you're sorely lacking- huh?" Freeza
    • "I'm a haggler?" King Cold
    • "Your thirty day free trial has expired. Would you like to...purchase...Win...RAR." Android 19
    • "So, uh...could one of you spare one of those Senzu Be-" Doctor Gero
    • "Oh god this is totally disgusting, this isn't how it's supposed to work I'm not supposed to die like this I'm too cool! Someone pull off his tail, I'm too cool for this, I'm too cool-" Android 17, getting absorbed by Cell.
    • "I'm on fire!" Last Surviving Psychic Alien
    • "Sorry." Toma
    • "And now I accept the sweet embrace of death." Bardock
    • "Before I die... I have one... one more final decree. All of our most elite warriors, must learn dance choreography... Got to style... all over... our opponent's... balls." Chilled
    • "Alright, look... I know we said some things, but I bet if we just talk to each other a little, we could become friends. Whaddya say, high five?" Dorodabo
    • "Suck 'im dry, boys!" Medamatcha
    • "You little upstart PRICK!" Angira
    • "Why didn't I wish for immortality?!" Lord Slug
    • "Eh? Oh no! No no no no no! No no! No no no no no no! NO!!!" Doore
    • "But at least I know, I'm still cooler." Cooler... for now
    • "I will see you in Space Hell, cousin Jeice." Sauza
    • "No! So much... Joy! AAAAAGGGGHHH!!!" Turles
    • "Well personally, I think that would be uncalled for." Sansho
    • "OH MY GOD!" Nikki
    • "What a... douchebag..." Ginger
    • "...Really!?" *Sigh* Cooler. For real this time.
    • "Beep" every single cycloid and the Big Gete Star.
    • "Oh...Crapbaskets" Future Gohan
    • "Hey girl, how do you OH MY EYES!!! Krillin in History of Trunks
  • Hellsing Ultimate Abridged
    • "Who is it?" Edward Cullen
    • "Are you mocking me?!" Homicidal Vampire Priest
    • "Everything seems to check out-OH MY GOD!" Front Desk Guy
    • " 'Now, excuse me while I blow this faggot ginger's brains ou-OH GOD NO-!" Communications Guy
    • "The one who sent me...was...Naaaaziiiiiis!" Jan Valentine
    • "...Really?" Luke Valentine
    • "I'm getting real tired of this shit!" Tubalcain "Dandy Man" Alahambra
    • "Wow, uh, when you put it like that, I feel like kind of a cunt." Commander Violet
    • "Wait! What are you..." Rip Van Winkle
    • "When you get to Hell, tell them Penwood sent you. And then apologize on my behalf for the inconvenience." Sir Penwood
  • JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Abridged
    • OVA Series
      • "What the fuck?" Sherry, before J. Geil kills her in a flashback
      • "Please Polnareff, don't kill me! I-I didn't mean to kill your sister! I mean it's kinda her fault anyway for dressing up like a slut-OHMYGOD!" J. Geil
      • "No..." Enya Geil
      • "Oh my God! OH MY GOD!" Hol Horse, before Mr. Popo does... something
      • "That's...what I thought." N'Doul
      • "Move!" Avdol's real death, before Vanilla Ice cuts him in half
      • "Man, that don't make a lick of sense-OHMYGOD!" Vanilla Ice
      • "Yo, this is cold... as ice." Vanilla Ice, last thoughts
      • "Tonight... me." Iggy
      • "O-ok." Senator Wilson
      • "YES. I. MAD!" Kakyoin, last words
      • "There it is, Mr. Joestar. My last... Emerald Splash." Kakyoin, last thoughts
      • "Till... all... are... one..." Joseph Joestar, who recovers
      • "Ahh! Aah! AAAH! AAAAHH!! Ohh, what the fuck?! My only regret is... that I never got to say... 'Wryy'-" Dio Brando
  • Nullmetal Alchemist
    • "Well, at least he didn't eat me." Father Cornello
    • "Oh, and Edward? Don't call it alchemy. It just sounds... so... pretentious." Trisha Elric
    • "DON'T RUIN MY FANTASY!" Majhal
    • "Hey, you guys!" Claus
    • "BARK!" Nina Tucker
    • "Huh, I don't remember it being that big..." Psiren
    • "Reality will be shaped by my will alone, and I shall descend upon the human world as the master of-" Mugear
    • "WHAT THE FU-" Basque Grand
  • Pokémon The 'Bridged Series
    • "Idiot..." Ash's second Pikachu
    • "Hi, I'm Brock." Brock, who gets thrown out of a blimp by Tracy. He gets better.
  • RWBY Recaps
    • "Wait. What's that red blur flying towards-" "Birdie, no!" Bird
    • "Have you tried Amazon?" Tukson
  • Sailor Moon Abridged (Note that the Sailor Scouts and Darien/Tuxedo Mask never permanently died.)
    • "Oh, what a world!" Morga
    • "Oh, you caught me off guard with your boomerang!" Flau
    • "What's this? Bubbles? They're so cold. So cold! I knew I shouldn't have dressed so skanky today." Garoben
    • "What the?" The Dream Princess
    • "The Negaverse pays better (mumbles and quacks)" Titus
    • "Why the hell would I-" Jedite
    • "You can't kill me! I'm perfect!" Tesuni
    • "Just shut up and kill me!" Cameran
    • "We're not really twins!" The orange Gemini Twin
    • "We're not really twins! I was born first!" The purple Gemini Twin
    • "Oh! I'm suddenly feeling better! Oh, wait. I'm not." Nephlite
    • "Why, thank you!" Zoycite
    • "No! No. Zoycite. Do you hear me, Zoycite? I'll be joining you real soon." Malachite
    • "Can't save you now, heifer!" The red Doom and Gloom Girl
    • "Maybe I'll be reborn as a woman this time." Lita/Sailor Jupiter
    • "You're so completely useless!" The blue Doom and Gloom Girl
    • "I'm...not...useless!" Amy/Sailor Mercury
    • "We should totally be BFFs!" The pink Doom and Gloom Girl
    • "I'm totally epic!" Mina/Sailor Venus
    • "(laughs) No one can help you now! Uhhh!" The green Doom and Gloom Girl
    • "At least...I was able...to take a sacrifice with me." Raye/Sailor Mars
    • "Maybe before I die, we'll have a sweet, touching scene together." Darien
    • "Ah! I'll kill you!" Queen Beryl
    • "I'm dying. Raye, you're gonna be so pissed when you see me in hell!" Serena/Sailor Moon
    • "We'll take them down one by one! On our own!" Lapis Lazuli, the SMA Remix version of Malachite
    • "How did they defeat us?" Zultanite, the SMA Remix version of Zoycite
    • "It's because they used teamwork!" Chrome Diopside, the SMA Remix version of Jedite
    • "Noooooooo!" The SMA Remix version of Nephlite
    • "You're lying!" Fiore
    • "Let's kick it into turbo!" Serena/Princess Serenity
  • Sword Art Online Abridged
    • "I... doubt it." Diabel, in response to Kirito saying they could've been friends
    • "Kirito... this isn't your fault- your fault- yourfault- your fault... Sachi
    • "Enjoy this while you can. It's the deepest you'll ever be in a woman!" Rosalia
    • "Wait! NononononoNO!" Grimlock
  • Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series
    • "I think you stabbed my lung there. Yes, that was definitely my luuung~." Hank Ishtar
    • "A hug? Sure, I don't see why not OH GOD WHAT!?" Dr. Feelgood, receiving one of Melvin's "hugs"
    • "I'm your son. Your real son. And I'm the last thing you'll ever see. Also, I'm kind of naked right now." Noah, to Gozaburo
      • "Ugh, I can feel it on my back!" Gozaburo's last words, in response to the above
    • "Wait! Waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwai-!" Yami Marik/Melvin
    • "Shut up. SHUT UP! You're going to DIE! And then you'll be DEAD! Because I KILLED you! Anubis, The Abridged Movie
    • "Death to America!" Grandpa, BBT Abridged. Death is undone via time travel
    • "Oh, I'm dead." Pegasus, BBT Abridged. Death is undone via time travel
    • "Nonono! Nonono! Nonononononoooooooooooo!" Paradox, BBT Abridged
    • "Huh, I wonder what he meant by- OH MY GOD THAT IS WHAT HE MEANT BY THAT!!" Ushio, Season Zero Episode 1, in response to Yami's statement "Hope you enjoy giant man-eating worms!"
    • "I'll teach you to insult MY restaurant's health standards! AAAAAAAHHHHHH I'M ON FIRE!!!" Jirou the Yellow Spider, Season Zero Episode 3

     Peanut Butter Gamer's Hardcore Series 
  • Minecraft Season 1
  • DayZ
    • "Ohhh, I'm getting shot at." McJones
    • "There's two zombies! THERE'S TWO ZOMBIES!! There's tw-AAGUH I FELL!" PBG
    • "No, no, don't hit me, don't hit me." JonTron
    • "In here? ...No." Barry
    • "Get in this building as soon as you can. Is there one in between me and you? OH!" Dean
    • "NOOOOOOOOOO!!" Ross
    • "Wait, did he just throw-" Jared
    • "Aw, sweet! No... He threw a grenade, bro." Helpful other player.
  • Terraria
    • "Oh god... No!" Barry
    • "Oh my god, I'm so scared right now, guys." Paul
    • "OH CRAP!" McJones
    • "Noooooo!" Dean
    • "I was just confused, as to why people are— WHOA!" JonTron
    • "Oh god, I can't- I can't move! NOOOO!" Jeff
    • "It's an eyeball! IT'S AN EYEBALL!" PBG
  • Minecraft Season 2
  • Diablo 2
    • "Barry!" Ross
    • "Whoa! Oh my-" Barry
    • "OH-" Dean
    • "Oh, jeez! I can't get out, I can't get out!" PBG
    • "Paul, get back! Retreat! Retreat!" McJones
  • Minecraft Season 3
  • MineZ
  • Terraria Season 2
    • "I'd like to have the whole set." Satchbag
    • "I-I already used a potion." Barry
    • "Oh shit, oh shit! Seriously, seriously! Dude, seriously! FUCK!" Dean
    • "Well that's why you cut it out, Jeff." PBG
    • "Oh, shit!" ProtonJon
    • "Haha! What if sticky keys killed you? ...OH NO!" Jeff
    • "WHAT THE... IT'S SO CLOSE! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" McJones
  • Minecraft Season 4
    • "Okay, okay. I think one of you guys should-" Barry
    • "OH MY GOD! I'm so sorry, I panicked! I panicked!" Caddicarus
    • "Woooooo! Ow!" Jeff note 
    • "Oh, wow, that did a lot of damage!" McJones note 
    • "NOOOOOO!" PBG note 
    • "Come on, horse, me and you! We're going to drown together! Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh death." Dean note 

     Rooster Teeth 
  • Achievement Hunter's Let's Play Grand Theft Auto V "Heists"
    • "(Geoff's) Heist":
      • "Get in, dude! Get in!" Gavin (Bravo Two)
      • "Bravo One is escaping. Oh, no!" Jack (Bravo One)
      • "Oh, I'm dead!" Ray (Charlie Two)
      • "Oh shit, oh shit! Team Charlie's down! Team Charlie's down! No!" Michael (Charlie One)
      • "Oh no, we're not gonna-" Geoff (Alpha One)
      • "Alpha Two wins! Shit! He took the money to the grave! All right, Viking funeral." Ryan (Alpha Two)
    • "Gavin's Heist":
      • "Ahh, fire! AHHHH!" Gavin (Secret Gavin)
      • "First response! Wee-woo! Wee-w-" Ray (Secret Ray)
      • "All right, cheese it! Oh, I'm-" Ryan (Secret Ryan)
      • "Oh, shit." Jack (Secret Jack)
      • "Oh, God, I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die right here. This is it, this is the end of Secret Michael." Michael (Secret Michael)
      • "I'm out here all by myself. All right, I'm gonna pop it." Geoff (Secret Geoff)
    • "Ryan's Heist":
      • "Oh, shit. Chopper's dow-!" Jack (Heisty Beard)
      • "No, no. Pick-" Gavin (Mongy Wimp Foggler)
      • "Are we getting out or what? What are we doing? Fu-!" Michael (Wee Wee Wrangler)
      • "All right, Ryan, we're gonna have to pop the back right here. Oh no!" Geoff (Two times an anus)
      • "Uh, I mean... I guess... there doesn't have to be two of us..." Ryan (The Frylord)
    • "Michael's Heist":
      • "All right." Ryan
      • "Ryan! NOOOOOOO!!!! You bastards!" Ray
      • "No, but it didn't go to shit 'cause we're all alive! No, but we're all ali-" Geoff
      • "Autolock-" Kerry
    • "Jack's Heist":
      • "My guy's alive too." Geoff (Eagle One)
      • "No, you're fine! You're fine!" Ray (Eagle Three)
      • "Shiiiiiiit!" Gavin (Gavin)
      • "Oh no! Jack! No! Overlord!" Michael (Eagle Four)
      • "Ow. I don't think I'm gonna make it, Overlord." Ryan (Eagle Two)
    • "Ray's Heist":
      • "I can't shoot the chopper; it's- it's on the other side, Jack!" Ryan (James)
      • "Get in the cargobob!" Geoff (Lazer)
      • "Oh no! I'm jumping! I'm jumping! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!" Jack (Shannon)
      • "Michael, boi! AHHHHH! AHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH!" Gavin (David)
      • "I'm taking as many fucking cops with me as I can! YOU'RE COMING WITH ME, MOTHERFUCKERS! Oh, I'm out of explosives!" Michael (Vincent)
      • "All right, plan is: blow it open, take the money, back to limo. It's- oh, God!" Ray (TAFKAR)
    • "Live at RTX 2014":
      • "No! Michael! Michael! Michael! AHHHH!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!!" Gavin
      • "Get 'em!" Geoff
      • "Uh oh! Uh oh! (inaudible) Goddammit!" Ryan
      • "We're on fire!" Jack
      • "We're hitting the ground!" Michael
      • "Pull up! Pull up!" Ray
    • "The Grand Heist":
      • "Just go without me!" Ray
      • "If we get high enough, we'll lose this Wanted level." Geoff
      • "Um, we are getting pelted." Ryan
      • "This is intense, guys. This is tense, guys." Michael
      • "I can't- I can't even see- Oh, they're in the choppers. He's right- oh my God, he's right next to us." Jack
      • "OH!" Gavin
    • "The Prison Job":
      • "Incoming! Hurrrrhhh! Huaahhh!! Huuuuhhhh!" Gavin
      • "I'm coming! Ah, water!" Jack
      • "Wait, wait, wait, I'm underwater! What am I-" Michael
      • "I couldn't tell who was shooting-" Geoff
      • "I'm shooting fireworks instead of rock-AHHHHHH!" Ryan
    • "Lindsay's Heist":
      • "Ow! No, port-a-potty AHHH!" Ryan (The Force Pusher)
      • "I'm gonna get in the poo one!" Gavin (The Deuce Goose)
    • "The Trojan Bar Heist":
      • "Oh, I got out!" Gavin
      • "I'm underwater!" Geoff
      • "I'm gonna try and get away in the boat! I'm so close to-" Ray
      • "Alright, I shot the chopper, I shot the chopper! We might- no, we don't." Jack
      • "Come on, fall out of the sky!" Ryan
      • "Oh, fuck me! This is it! I'm done for! Guys? Guys?" Michael
  • Red vs. Blue:
    Church: Tucker, there's something I need to tell you...I just want you to know...I've always hated you...I've always hated you the most.
    Tucker: Yeah, I know you did. Now hurry up and die, you prick.
    Church: Okay. Herrkkk... blaahh...
    • "This doesn't seem physically possible!" Jimmy, as Tex beats him to death with his own skull
    • "Oh, please! That fudge-finger couldn't hit me! No, wait. I'm gonna die." Caboose's mental version of Church
    • "My quest is over... I can see the flag... It's so... flappy..." The Red Zealot
    • "Son of a bitch!" Everyone, in the Kill 'em All alternate ending
    • "Church...before I die, I have to tell you...I hold the key to our victory..." Captain Flowers, the first time
    • "I seem to be dramatically pausing for some-" Captain Flowers, after he's brought back from the dead twice.
    • "Wait, Tex... Don't... Don't let him..." York
    • "Church! I'm coming to help! Don't start without me!" and "I am dead!" Caboose, in the time loop
    • "Oh... dear!" Wyoming, in the time loop
    • "I heard that." Gary/Gamma. He doesn't die until the end of next season, but these are the last words we hear him say.
    • "Oh, on the contrary, my friend. Now that she knows our plan, not only will she not stop us; our dear Tex is going to help us." Wyoming, the last one, that is.
    • Recollections:
    • "Hold on! Everybody just hold o—!" Agent Texas.
    • "Oh, come on Wash. What're you going to do, shoot—" South Dakota, is shot in the face by Washington.
      • "Yes. Good suggestion."
    • "Hey, Burke... where'd you get that helmet?" Dellario, just before the Meta guts him.
    • "I have to be objective here. The next time you see me, I may not want you to help me. Delta, although Revelation reveals that a part of him still exists in Epsilon.
    • "When it goes off I'll be fine. It only affects computers, remember? And I ...am a motherfucking ghost." Church, and he didn't get better.
    • "Oh, son of a—" C.T., though we later learn it was actually the Insurrectionist leader.
    • "Will someone explain what's going on?" Lopez, although he can't technically die, since he's a robot he made back-ups of himself that morning..
    • "Hey, Simmons? I think he shot me too." Donut. But not really.
    • "Wrong answer..." Agent Texas, Epsilon version. Sort of.
    • "GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!" The Meta
    • "If I don't come back then, you're in charge of remembering me, okay? Don't let Tucker help, he'll just fuck it up. Bye buddy." Epsilon-Church. Sort of.
    • "No! Wai-!" Insurrectionist Sniper
    • "Oh, you bitch!" Insurrectionist Demoman
    • "What? Fuck." Female Insurrectionist
    • "Here, take the info... it's not complete but it will get them started. Go... find the new artifact." The real C.T.
    • "Weird... I don't know why, but I hate goodbyes." The Texbots
    • "Leonard, come on, stop it. Put that thing down. You're gonna make me late. They're waiting for me. I have to go. Don't make me hurt you. And don't worry. You'll see me again. I hate goodbyes." Allison (the real one)
    • "Perhaps the next time around..." Doctor Leonard Church
    • "It has been an honor, sir." F.I.L.S.S.
    • "SON OF A BITCH." Lopez Dos-Point-Oh
    • "Sir, but I think the Feds are onto us." Jason Cunningham
    • "But... why snowman?" Random Federation solider
    • "If you think they're just gonna sit back and let you throw it all away, (laughing) then you've got another thing comi- Zachary
    • "Over? Nah...no...you can break me, burn me, bury me alive...as long...as I'm still breathing it will never be over. I will hunt you. I will burn you. As long as I'm alive, you're all as good as DEAD!" Sharkface
    • "I'd like to quote the great William Shakespeare, but to tell you the truth, I don't actually think he said it." General Donald Doyle.
    • "Oh, son of a bitch." Counselor Aiden Price
  • RWBY
    • "Yes!" Tukson
  • Ten Little Roosters
    • "Gavin..." Michael
    • "Bollocks..." Gavin
    • "I would have followed you, my brother... my captain... my king..." Chris
    • "That was kind of stingy..." Burnie
    • "Ow..." Gus
    • "Miles, is that you?" Adam
    • "Ryan, freeze! I've got this, okay? I speak puma. Come on kitty, come on! Come on baby, come on! Come on! Come on over here. Come to Lindsay, yeah! Yeah! Who's excited? Yeah! Come to Lindsay, come here. Who's a big kitty? You are! Yeah, you are! Oh, you're so beautiful! Oh wow, yeah, okay, you're a really big kitty. Okay, oh my gosh, that's a little too fast. Okay, oh my God, please, aahhhhhhhhh!" Lindsay
    • "No... no, I can do this! I'm the hero of this story! I'm-a gonna win! I can do this! There is absolutely no way that I will not survive this!" Miles
    • "Get... what is that? Make it stop! No! No! No! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Barbara

     Let's Play 
  • Didja Redo's LP of Riviera: The Promised Land
    • "what the shit-" A Bandolier
    • "When I'm hurtin', baby, I ain't happy, baby." Isher
    • "DEATH TO ALL" A Murmur Fia defeats with a Logic Bomb
    • "Hyphae?" An Acid Jelly
    • "You will die first, mouthy one." Lindwurm
    • "Heh heh...they'll sell for a nice price. Just stay still." First Imp attacking an Undine in Tetyth Ruins
    • "COR BLIMEY MATES IT'S THA FOCKIN BOBBIES" Second Imp attacking an Undine in Tetyth Ruins
    • "YOU WUZ SUPPOSED TO BE KEEPIN WATCH YA PLUMCOT!" Third Imp attacking an Undine in Tetyth Ruins
    • "Never!" Cecil the Amazon, before being subjected to a Logic Bomb courtesy of Fia. Again.
    • "It shut down...?" The first Golem Operator after Ein shuts it down
    • "Oh, what the hell? That's not fair at all. You guys suck." The second Golem Operator after Ein shuts it down
    • "But...but..." Balrosa, before the entire party subjects him to a Logic Bomb
    • "Don't care. I'm a nihilist." Xeno, not falling for the previous Logic Bomb
    • "Heh." Archangel
    • "Wait! I'm sorry! I'll give it back! Just let me go!" Randy, before Serene kills him
    • "The veracity of those points has yet to be established! That is a bald assertion fallacy!" Mercedes. Serene's response: "I've got a fallacy for you. It's called "Argumentum ad falx in facie."
    • "Christ. You people have issues. And this is coming from a half-crazed, undead necromancer fuelled by hate." The Necromancer Fueled By Hate
    • "I am!" Hector, before {{Riviera!Hector}} kills him
    • "Um...OK...uh... It'll be a cold day in Hell before you get past ME!" The Elemental Ein encourages, before killing it. It's very common.
    • "I will not die...I shall return and have my revenge! May that thought haunt your sleepless nights!" Death
    • "...listen, between the awkwardness of this moment and the gaping hole in my torso, I'm feeling pretty damned uncomfortable right now. So I'm just gonna, you know. Die." Ledah
    • "Finally...my future...has been redeemed..." Malice
    • "And...take care...of Lina...for me..." Serene, but it's a Disney Death
    • "POWER POWER POWER ARGH!" Seth
    • "Ah, fuck it. You'll see." Hector, before he and Seth undergo a Fusion Dance
    • "Peace out...homeboy..." Seth-Rah
    • "Consider this my expression of gratitude. Farewell, saviour of Riviera. You have my blessing." Ursula
    • "Sir, I'm afraid you'll have to leave the weapon behind." One of the gatekeepers of the Underworld. 'To Ledah.'

  • 79 Norwood Avenue
    • "I don't know who told you that one!" The Girl
  • Binder of Shame
    • "You'll pay for this! You'll all pay for this! Hastur! Hastur! Hastur! Hastur! Hastur!" El Disgusto's ninja, upon being caught thieving from his comrades and being killed by Cheating Bastard. The entire inn got leveled.
  • Chad Vader
    • "Mop!" Weird Jimmy
    • "I told you, I would protect you all. I will fight for you until my heart stops beating!" Damien Nightshade
  • A Day in Dracula's Life
    • "Th-th-there's a Belmont in the castle." Werewolf before he heads off to battle Ballmont and get killed.
    • "Don't worry, Dracula, I'll take him do-oh wait no. Belmont's got me in a headlock! Oh no no, he's using the holy weapon. Eh, ah, stop stop, ah I'm dead." Death, who, usually That One Boss, is instead headlocked and killed quickly by Belmont
    • "Aaahhh! This cannot be! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Fucking ass." Dracula himself, really annoyed with Belmont
  • Dick Figures The Movie
    • "No no no NOOO-!" Broseph. He gets better.
    • "Fuck you!" Lord Takagami
    • "Another flight...another crash...perfect...record..." Captain Crookygrin
    • "Shoulda seen that coming." Mr Dingleberry
    • "And you...kept your elbows straight..." Lord Takagami again.
    • "Then how about a reunion?!" Ocho Muerte
  • Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog:
    • "Captain Hammer will save us." Penny.
  • Doom House:
    • "I'm... I'm so... so... BORED!" Officer Cop / The Terrorist, clutching a board
  • Emo Breakup
    • "I think you should. It sounds like he really loves you." Bikini-Beaten Up-Kidnapped Whore
  • Epic Rap Battles of History
  • Fallout: Nuka Break
    • "Jackpot." Trader Vic
    • "Thank you! Jackpot!" Red, probably
    • "I should have put you down the first time!" Daniels
    • "This isn't up for debate, James. Get out of here!" Benjamin Elbridge
    • "Really..." Twig, fortunately, it doesn't stick
    • "I... I... lo-" Leon Swallow
  • A Game Of Gods:
    • "May the Force be with you, Link - always..." Galen
    • "Sayonara, bug face; you've had your fill...now choke on it!" Kisame
    • "Tomoya... I am sorry I couldn't save her... I thought I could change the fate's design... please... don't hurt me!" The Original Phi
    • "Na... Nagisa..." Phi
    • "Until Then, Insects, I'll Be Seeing You On The Next Front. ENJOY YOUR REST WHILE YOU CAN!" Digamma
  • Gapoz Films
    • "She's never going to get away with this." Claire
    • "Please, don't hurt me! Damn it! (crys) No! No! Please, God! No! No! Please!" Payton
      • "I don't give a fuck-in-a-bucket about what you think, it's about what I think, and I think you're both gonna rot in jail over this." Payton in the remake
  • Half in the Bag
    • "No... no... No! No! NO! NO! NOOO, WHY? WHY? Oh, my midichlorians can't take it!" George Lucas
  • Homestar Runner:
    • "End of line." Tandy 400
    • "It is time. You know what to do." The Paper
  • KateModern
    • "I swear to god, Steve, if you do not turn that fucking thing off, I'm gonna rip your fucking heart out and feed it to you!" Rupert
    • "What have I warned you about finishing people off? See, I've had to finish people off. Like I finished your mate Kate off. Eh? Do you want to see her final blog?" Patient 12
  • The Leet World
    Ahmad: I guess I was just a noob to the end.
    Cortez: No, Ahmad, I know now that you are the greatest badass the world has ever known.
    Ahmad: Awesome...
    • "Well, shit." The Producer
    • "Your friend, The Producer, is—-" Mendosa, before Westheimer kills him
  • lonelygirl15
    • "I... I, um, I better go now. Good luck guys. Bye." Bree
    • "Claire, show these ingrates who I am." the Rogue Elder
    • "Sorry! I'm sorry!" Claire
    • "Jonas, get down!" Gina, Taking the Bullet
    • "You know, what I realize now is someone's gonna kill me. Now whether it's you or them, it doesn't matter." Carl
    • "Jonas... Jonas... Goodbye." Lucy, who turns out to be Not Quite Dead
    • "I can't." Nadia Dalton
  • The Remarkable Journey of Higgins von Higgings
    • "Let's finish this!" Higgins von Higgings
    • "You're mine!" Corporal Tyrannis
  • Reservoir Cats
    • "Stop!" Cop #1
    • "Got a light?" Blonde
    • "I've got blood everywhere! Fuck. I'm fucking blind!" Brown
    • "What the fuck are they waiting for? The fucking sick fuck. She fucking slashed my face. She's cut my fucking tit off, I'm deformed!" Officer Gina Fellows
    • "You don't need proof when you got instinct. I ignored it before, but no more." Jo Cabot
    • "Lara, stop pointing that fucking gun at my mum!" Edwina Cabot
    • "No." Louise Brooke / Orange
    • "I'm sorry, kid. Looks like... we're going to do... a little time." White
  • Sailor Nothing
    • "I'm sorry, sir. I did what I had to do." Ohta
    • "You're like her... You have the same willpower she does when she loses herself..." Magnificent Kamen / Dark General Radon
    • "I want all of this to end, for her and for me. Thank you, Himei... when you see her... tell her Aoshi forgave her." Dark General Argon
    • "I don't want to be this monster anymore. I've lost him forever. All I feel is hurt. All I can do is hurt. Please... please..." The Dark Queen
  • Super Mario Bros. Z
    • "What's a Chaos Emerald?" A random Goomba
    • "Owww... bummer..." Red Koopa
    • "Yo, Red. What does the scouter say about his power level?" Axem Black
    • "With pleasure." Axem Yellow
    • "I'll be the one to shut you up!" Axem Red
  • Survival of the Fittest (Given the premise, and how long it ran, prepare for a long list)
    • "Die!" Jacob Starr
    • "You... son of a bitch!" David Jackson
    • "You...you compared me to Aki Berg..." Cody Jenson
    • "I know you’re in here! Might as well come out and spare me the trouble of hunting you down like animals!" Franco Sebberts
    • "From the sack to the grave, always a Fist, and always a friend...in this world and the next, right Bryan? Seth Mattlock
    • "What do I do..." Damien Carter-Madison
    • "Shouldn't... care about impressing other people... people like you for you... I like you... for you." Whitney Acosta
    • "I know you want me to win, Whit... but I can't. I'm sorry..." Ricky Callahan
    • "I really am sorry, but you have to die... we all have to die here... that's just fate." Mariavel Varella
    • "I hope I can make a dramatic exit that doesn't involve a life-threatening explosion!" Carson Baye
    • "I LOVE YOU MOM!" Anna Kateridge
    • SO LONG, SUCKERS. TRY AND CATCH ME NOW! Quincy Archer's last written words.
    • "Don't let her seek revenge... It wasn't Reiko's fault... Don't hold any anger towards her... Just help Violetta... That's all..." Cyrille LaBlanche
    • "Good...luck..." Petrushka Ivanova
    • "Jay....I...know...now...you...did that all...for me...didn't you? It...was...all...for...me..." Paige Single
    • "So...I guess...I'm going to heaven after all..." Maria Santiago
    • "MOMMY IT HURTS! IT HURTS!" Amber Whimsy
    • "So please.... just run. I don't deserve to live..." Dawne Jiang
    • "Title..." Eva Lancaster
    • "You FUCKING DYKE!! This is the thanks I get for FUCKING HELPING your PUSSY ass?! Well FUCK YOU!" Jaclyn Krusche
    • "Goodbye." Hermione Miller
    • "I love you...and goodbye." Violetta Lindsburg
    • "S-Sarah, get the fuck away from me with that thing! Seriously!" Miranda Merchant
    • "Just shoot straight, okay? Don't worry, I won't scream or anything. And...um, thank you, Sam." Simon Fletcher
    • "Clio?" Luke Templeton
    • "Always cheat, always win." Ethan Kent
    • "Don't blame yourself... th-... people make mistakes. D-Doesn't mean you're any less of a good guy!" Craig Hoyle
    • "I forgive you." Owen Rothschild
    • "You fucking b-" John Rizzolo
    • "YOU WIN THIS TIME, GRAAAVIIIIITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-"
      • "-YYYYYYY" Richard Han
    • "Do you want to kiss me?" Jennifer Romita
    • "I...Simon, just run, Simon. Just...live." Clio Gabriella
    • "Mum...?...Mum..." Raine Schwarz
    • "Just... wake... up...please..." Ridley Landon
    • "I'm sorry Alice. I wish we had more time." Victoria Logan
    • "Just survive, OK? Get home." Ben Powell
    • "No." Alexander Seymour
    • ""MARTY, RUN!" Joshua Krakowski
    • "Don't cry. Don't cry." Kyle Portmann
    • "I don't regret a thing." Logan Reynolds
    Marion Summers: “No, you’re wrong it was definitely eight. Three and three and then two.”
    ( Bill looks at the gun, and fires at Marion)
    Bill Davis: “See, I told you it was only seven. Three plus TWO plus two...plus one.
    • “Don’t let this bitch walk. She’s helping Polanski screw us all. If I don’t get to go home, their bitch asses don’t get to go home either.” Aislyn McCreery
    • "I love you, Tony." Sofia Martelli
    • "You cow." Janet Claymont
    • “You two can figure out what you wanna do with him... I think I'm gonna sit this decision out.” JJ Sturn
    • "Goodbye, Sarah Tan. Stay safe for me." Stacy Hart
    • "There was this pain in my heart that day that I had never felt before. Remember. The vet let me hold her before they pressed the needle in. When I left her she gave me this look of profound betrayal as if I had been the one to kill her. I couldn't go back in. Promise me mum. Promise me you won't leave me like that. Don't let me go." Sarah Atwell
    • "I know I'm not supposed to commit suicide, but I think it's for a good cause, maybe. This one's on you too, Hayley." Madelyn Prowers
    • "It's alright, Brendan...Everything's alright..." Steven Hunt
    • "Don't let the game get to you. There's... still a way to beat it. I know there is. Just... everyone has to trust each other, and it... we can beat it." Alexander Campbell
    • "F-fuck you." Mike Maszer
    • "G...good...bye..." Maria Graham
    • "Kimmy, it’s really something. You’ll- you’ll love this place!” Örn “Dutchy” Ayers
    • "Oh fuck! I'm... I'm going to die! One of you... help me, god damn it! I don't... I don't want to fucking die!" Milo Taylor
    • “Sssshhh…I understand…it’s all okay.” Annaliese Hanson
    • "Lilly..." Victor Danya
    • "Take this... Tabi's parents... give it to them. Please." Ivan Kuznetsov
    • "It's okay. Kimberly — it's all going to be okay." Ilario Fiametta III
  • SCP Foundation
    • "You...son of a—!" SCP-083-D
    • "Phew, that thing was buried! Still, nothing...I...what is...WWWWWHAAA—" SCP-1016-D
    • "I can't go back to this." Prof. B████, after spending 200 years inside SCP-1230
    • "Then I am well." SCP-1281
    • "Hah! You and me both. I'm pretty tired and itchy now. Want to change my coat but I can't. Sorry for getting all weird on you earlier. I just wanted you to know that it was nice to talk to someone while it lasted." SCP-1470
    • "Is this Hell?" (Response: "Not really.") SCP-1535-1
    • "Why? Because fuck you, that's why!" Leljud Kozlovsky, the inventor of SCP-1695
    • "The stars are so fucking beautiful out here, man." William ███████, the driver of SCP-1958
    • "I'm so frightened. What's wrong with me? I—" Miriam Prayther/O5-7, in the recording for SCP-2718
  • Team Service Announcement:
    • "Pocket Medics":
      • "Medic!" RED Scout and RED Demoman
      • "Ja." RED Medic
      • "TIME TO HIDE, COW-" RED Heavy
    • "Hanging Back":
      • "Yippekeeyah-heeyapeeah-kayoh!" RED Engineer
      • "I could do this all day!" RED Sniper
    • "Metal and Dispensers":
      • "Deploy a dispenser here!" RED Soldier
      • "Heck no." RED Engineer
    • "The Revolver":
      • "Well... darn." BLU Engineer
    • "Cooperative Engineering":
      • "It's like Christmas mornin'." BLU Sniper
    • "Pop it, Don't Drop it":
      • "If you know what's good for you, you will-" BLU Soldier
    • "Unlockable Weapons":
      • "I got a good feeling about this!" BLU Soldier
      • "Now this is a-" BLU Sniper
    • "Objectives":
      • "Uh-oh." BLU Medic
      • "Top shelf!" BLU Spy
    • "The Grenade Launcher":
      • "I got a good feeling about-" BLU Soldier
      • "Hey knucklehead, I'm talkin' to you!" BLU Scout
    • "Demoknights and Battle-Medics":
      • "Aye!" BLU Demoman
      • "Oktoberfest!" BLU Medic
      • "Oh, what's up?" RED Scout
    • "The Kritzkrieg":
      • "MY FLESH!" RED Heavy
      • "If you know what's good for you, you will run!" BLU Soldier
      • "RUN!" RED Demoman
      • "Now go!" BLU Medic
    • "Juggling":
      • "Here I come!" BLU Heavy
    • "Spy Checking":
      • "I'll see you in Hell!" BLU Spy
  • Teen Girl Squad (note: characters are killed multiple times):
    • Issue 1:
      • "A'ight." So and So
      • "OW! My skin!" The Ugly One
      • "Dag, yo." What's Her Face
    • Issue 4:
      • "So Quarterman, how's about you and me?" Cheerleader
    • Issue 5:
      • "I'M 5 YEARS OLDER AND IN COLLEGE!!!" Cheerleader
    • Issue 7:
      • "Waaaahh!" young Tompkins
      • "NO! IT'S MINE! IT'S A HUNDRED! SHUT IT OFF!!" young Cheerleader
      • "Look at how much we've grown!" Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One simultaneously
    • Issue 8:
      • "16 hour drum solo! doo do boop bop..." The Ugly One
      • "My autograph? Why sure!" So and So
      • "OW! My most of me!!" What's Her Face
      • "Everybody died 'cept me!! (A chomping sound is heard.) Aw, crap!" Cheerleader
    • Issue 9:
      • "Owww, my entire life!" Cheerleader
      • "I can be a teen girl!" Mr. Pitters
    • Issue 10:
      • "Any o'you boys wanna ditch this preschool party? I know of a couple HAWT junior college jams we could hit." Cheerleader
      • "Oww! I hope they have those corn chips in heaven!" What's Her Face
      • "Say, Tompkins, Brett Bretterson and I are Splitsville, so I'm lookin for a little rebound action!" So and So
      • "It's our tenth issue-versary!!! Let's do a clip show!!!" Cheerleader (again)
      • "Let's have a wedding!!" So and So (again)
      • "Let's have a baby!!!" The Ugly One
      • "Let's kill someone off!" What's Her Face (again)
    • Issue 11:
      • "Ahh! My tan lines!" Cheerleader
      • "I love summer camp!" The Ugly One
      • "Oh, the memories!" What's Her Face
    • Issue 12:
      • "Owww! My the fact that I was alive a second ago!" The Ugly One
      • "Valen-TINES!! T-I-N—" So and So
      • "TTYL!" Cheerleader
      • "I won't BRB!" Class Prez
    • Issue 13:
      • "Don't let Timkins play my P Sone!!!!!" Tompkins
      • "So dignified!" Cheerleader
      • "That's better!" The Ugly One
      • "AHH! THE POPO! I can't do another nickel!" So and So
      • "OW! MY STYLE! (or lack thereof)" What's Her Face
    • Issue 14:
      • "AHH! My secret weakness!!" So and So/Scantron
      • "Thank groodness. Sweating is against several of my religions! Cheerleader
      • "Ooh. What's this?" What's Her Face
    • Issue 15:
      • "THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE!" Japanese Culture Greg
      • "A new twist on an old classic!" What's Her Face
      • "Oh, he didn't. He just sent his avatar 'in his stead'." So and So
      • "Owww! Sheep, you lied!" D n' D Greg
      • "PUT ME DOWN! I'M OFF DUTY!" Cheerleader
      • "Stupid 4 Gregs. There was a time when I woulda been massacred as one of those girls' prom date." Tompkins
  • Tom's Terrifying Tales from the Toaster
  • Trains Formers
    • "No!" Megatrain
    • "Well flatten my funnel!" Galvatrain
    • "You'll never catch me. Just try absorb it. I'll fly into space, and boost Sodor from orbit." Unicrane
    • "That's awfully cute. For my friends are here, too. And I bet when we combine, that we're bigger... than... you!" Diesel 10, before merging with the other diesels to form Decastator
    • "No! NO!!!" Decastator
    • "You don't know what you're carrying. I'd say be both agree. But never fear, 'cause Bertie's here. To set the lady free!" Bertie
    • "I may be a scarey spider, and my methods may be shady, but now you know, whether friend or foe, you never hit a... lady?!" Track Arachnis
    • "Of cauorse I'm back. Everybody knows I'm number wo... What the-" Opthomas Prime
    • "Big words for a little monkey." Scrapwave
  • Shadow of Israphel
    • "My lord told me I would not see you again! Taste my holy blade!" Reverend_John, first time.
    • "Embrace the dark." Reverend_John, second time.
    • "Oh no! A viner!" Prof_Griswold in the flashbacks.
    • "I'LL KILL YE!" Grimjaw_Slugface
    • "Hahahahaha! BURN!!" Jock_Fireblast
    • "You will, in time. Farewell, young one." Skylord_Baako
    • "I am good jump!" Um_Bongo (though he didn't actually die in-game)
    • "Then the master will want them dead too!" Skylord_Vitali
    • "My king, I have been refining obsidian as you request." Rory_Rockhammer
    • "What? Who are you! Die!" Kormag_Darkforge
    • "That tasty morsel will make a fitting meal for our god." King_Finbar
    • "I am barely lucid now, my thoughts are not my own, but I see now that Griswold was right. The sand is not evil, it is a prison for these dark machinations. So... itchy... My bones... They are so itchy! Like buzzing insects under my skin... Only relief... only solution... is... removal." Templar_Enoch's final log entry
    • "We're getting separated! Heroes!!" Knight_Peculier
  • Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
    • "What-?!" Red Thing. Whether this death is permanent is unknown.