Famous Last Words / Channel Awesome

80's Dan

• "I will do this trade." Helmut the Neo Nazi
• "Oh, there's the gun!" The Sweenz

Hooker with a Heart of Gold

• "You won't do it. You won't fucking shoot me. You won't fucking shoot me. You won't fucking shoot me! You won't fucking shoot me!" Dean
• "Too bad." Zalman
• "Course you do. You're the one who made him insane. And you, you annoyed the shit out of him, which made him even crazier. You have idea much that's affected us, the people who work for him?" Mike
• "Damn, this whore can shoot." Violet
• "When you tell someone they're gonna be taking out a doctor and a prostitute, it's not always a given that they'll have the ability to fire back!" Duncan
• "Well, this'll get the job done. " Steele

Kickassia

• "Ho, ho - Ugh!" Santa Christ. He gets better.

Suburban Knights

• "Dude, what are you on? 'Cause I want some." Bill
• "Hey, you're kinda hot. What're you doing tonight?" The Woman who Malachite kills
• "Dude. That's my heart." One of Jaffer's buddies
• "It's Malachite! The evil one!" Cloak #2
• "Kill him!" Cloak #3
• "Oh, hey, it's you. No hard feelings?" Chuck Jaffers
• "Ow." The Cat
• "Hey, I know him!" The Good Witch of the Forest
• "I have been, and always shall be, your friend. The power is yours." Ma-Ti

The Cinema Snob

• "What? What? No. No, what—what are you talking about? I'm... I'm real... I... I am... I'm real... I..." 80's Dan. He was Saved by the Fans.

The Nostalgia Critic

• "No, no, it's cool. Just let me work on my dying words. Oh—" Terl. He was cloned in Spoony's videos and To Boldly Flee
• "Hm. So God lied to me. That seems like a dick move." Roger the Angel-in-Training
• "Ho-ho, you conformist! Don't you know that the answer to anything is—" Dr. Bitch Spasms, who is then shot by the Critic.
• "Guilty Pleasures. There the best at any time. Guilty Pleasures. You have your's and I have mine. Guilty Pleasures. Moulin Rouge! is full of shit. Guilty Pleasures. But we won't stop lovvving IIIIIIIT!" brentalfloss, singing "Guilty Pleasures" alongside The Nostalgia Chick in the Moulin Rouge review. He is shot after the song is done by the Critic for no other reason than to give the review a Downer Ending like the movie.
• "Wait, are you Last Airbender Aang or Legend of Korra Aang?" Shyamal-Amon
  • "That sounds needlessly complicated. Can I steal that?" Shyamal-Amon Again
• "No! No! No, no, no! Think of the memories we have! How could you—" The Giving Tree
• "Waits a minute. Waaaahhhh!!!" Jar Jar Binks

To Boldly Flee

• "Well, this guy used to flush Cherrybombs down the toilet." Tactical Officier Replacement
• "Cheesiest... line... ever!" The Last Angry Geek. He gets better.
• "Hey, did we always have this human sized box here?" Mook
• "Should we break it?" Mook
• "I-I don't know. Does he have home owners insurance?" Mook
• "Oh, it's just as my fortune cookie predicted." Christopher Clod the Executor
  • The credits also give him quite a few alternate last words:
    • "I can't believe my hair stylist predicted this."
    • "And here I thought it was going to be throat cancer."
    • "Oh grapenuts."
    • "Oh, I wish there was some way to blame this on pirates."
    • "Well at least he's punctual."
    • "I always knew I'd go out like The Wizard of Oz."
    • "Mommy."
    • "The only thing I regret is the series of events that led me to this moment."
    • "And here I thought it was going to be natural causes."
    • "Houses. Why did it have to be houses?"
    • "Really? I'm going out like this?"
    • "My psychic predicted the housing market would crash, but I never figured it would be on me."
    • "Hey, I think that's my timeshare."
    • "Oh hey, look. It's that plant in the corner."
    • "Oh, I didn't foresee this. Oh wait, there it is. Crushed by a house. Still got it."
    • "Oh poop."
    • "My sister always said I would have a house dropped on my head."
    • "If they make a move about me, I want myself played by Anthony Hopkins. Silence of the Lambs, really good stuff. Remains of the Day, did you see that one? Marvelous. Marvelous. Goodbye."
    • "If they make a movie about me, I want my part played by Will Smith. Independence Day doesn't get any better. I don't know about you but I'm looking forward to MIB 3. True, you could get Tommy Lee Jones, but he's like 112 now. He looks older than me. It's going to be good. See it. Goodbye."
    • "Well, at least I go out looking gorgeous."
• "To be..." Mechakara. He gets better.
• "...or not..." General Zod. He also gets better.
• "...TO BEEEEE!!!" Ferdinand von Turrell. Once again, he gets better.
• "You're right, Critic. You and your friends. You were right about everything. Goodbye." Ma-Ti's Ghost
• "See you on the other side, man." The Nostalgia Critic. He gets better.
  • "Somebody has to merge with it. Somebody has to keep it stable." The Nostalgia Critic's last thoughts

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