Famous Last Words / Dream SMP

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Due to the fact that each member of the SMP gets 3 (in-story) lives (except Philza as he's playing on Hardcore), they will have multiple sets of last words.

Note: All spoilers will be unmarked. You Have Been Warned.

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Two lives remaining/One death

• Karl Jacobs:
  • "Eret, what are you doing?" (Before being killed in an explosion set up by El Rapids to frame Eret)
• Skeppy:
  • "It's not a stupid Eg–" (Before being accidentally pushed into lava by BadBoyHalo)
• Foolish:
  • "Puffy. It's okay, it's not your fault." (Before being executed by Ant in the Egg Chamber)
• Slime/Charlie:
  • "Thank you for showing me what it was like to be human. Maybe I almost was." (After getting pushed into lava by Purpled)
• Aimsey:
  • "No, go on! No, no, no, no, kill me! Kill me! You say you want it so bad, go on! I– I– I just–" (Before getting pushed off the Prime Path by Tubbo)
• Purpled:
  • "Don't listen. Don't listen to him. Don't listen to him. I'm done with this guy, I am fucking done. All he does is manipulate. He lies, he destroyed my UFO, he thought I worked for him. You think everyone's just gonna listen to–" (Before being knocked off the Las Nevadas casino by Slimecicle from behind)
• Seapeekay:
  • "I know the Egg is dangerous and I know we have to stop it, I just don't think we have to tear our friendships apart to do that. If we just stop and listen, we could–" (Before being killed by Antfrost)
• Hannah:
  • "Sorry, kid, I am not letting this Egg win again, even if it means killing you." (Before being knocked into lava by Bad to save Eryn)
• Eryn:
  • "Okay, I guess we can–" (Before being knocked into lava by an Egg-controlled Puffy)
• Punz:
  • "You're fucking lying." (Before being nuked)

One life remaining/Two deaths

• Tubbo:
  • "Eret? OH– WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?!" (Before being killed by Sapnap in the Final Control Room)
  • "Techno? What the hell?!" (Before being executed by Techno on Schlatt's orders)
• Fundy:
  • "WHAT?!" (Before being killed by George in the Final Control Room)
  • "Wil, I'm done with you. Leave. I don't want you around me. I don't!" (Before jumping into the L'Manburg crater)
• Quackity:
  • "Yeah, yeah, I know it is!" (Before being killed by Technoblade in the Final Control Room)
  • "What? What?" (Before Slimecicle delivers his "The Reason You Suck" Speech and knocks him off of the the top floor of the Las Nevadas casino)
• Ponk:
  • "AHHHHH!" (Before being killed by Awesamdude after stealing some of the keycards for Pandora's Vault)
  • "What are you on about now? What? What?! Where did he go? Oh, sh–" (Before being detonated in the bank by Awesamdude after threatening Fran)
• Sam:
  • "Stop, Dream... No–" (Before getting killed by Dream to be made an example of for "fuck[ing] with [him]")
  • "I'll save you, Fran, I'm... I'm so sorry..." (Before bleeding out from his injuries after being attacked by Ponk)
• Antfrost:
  • "Puffy, stop!" (Before being killed by Puffy in the Egg Chamber)
  • "I'm not gonna let you help that thing, Bad! I'm not risking any more corruption and lies, I'm gonna stop this here and now." (Before being Killed Offscreen by Bad over a disagreement on how to deal with the Egg)

Unknown lives remaining/Three or more deaths

• BBH:
  • "IT'S! JUST! A STUPID! EGG!" (Before accidentally pushing Skeppy into lava, causing them both to die due to the way a demon's lives work)
  • "Thanks, Skeppy." (Before being killed by Skeppy to try to break him free from the Egg's influence, sometime after the Red Banquet)

Deceased, later resurrected

• Wilbur Soot:
  • "WHAT?! NO! A TRAITOR! GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT!" (Before being killed by Punz in the Final Control Room)
  • "Tommy, run!" (Before being shot by Punz on Schlatt's orders)
  • "Do it. Do it." (Before being stabbed to death by Philza at his own request)
• Jack Manifold:
  • "AH! AHH! AHHHH!" (Before being killed by Wilbur during the Manburg vs. Pogtopia War)
  • "Don't shoot me, I will die!" (Before his eventual death in the lava after being pushed into it in the Nether by Tommy)
  • "NOOOO!" (Before being killed by Technoblade during the Doomsday War)
• TommyInnit:
  • "ERET, NO! ERET, YOU SON OF A BITCH!" (Before being killed by Dream in the Final Control Room)
  • "Yes." (In response to Wilbur asking if he understands the rules of the duel for L'Manburg's independence, before losing said duel to Dream)
  • "WAIT, NONONO! STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STO–" (Before being beaten to death by Dream in Pandora's Vault during his final visit)
  • "I didn't know..." (Before being nuked)
• Dream:
  • "We have so much fun together. Right? Dream and Tommy. In a war, and... Fun times." (Before being killed by Tommy in the Treasure Room)
  • "Tommy, this is my server, this is MY S–" (Before being killed by Tommy in the Treasure Room again)
  • "BYE-BYE! BYE-BYE!" (Before being killed by Tubbo in Pandora's Vault)
  • "You're sorry for what?! You're sorry for what, Tommy!? Punz, we gotta get out of here!" (Before being nuked)

Zero lives remaining/Deceased

• Jschlatt:
  • "DO IT! DO IT, TECHNOBLADE!" (Before being killed in the crossfire of Tubbo's execution)
  • "You're too much of a pussy to even shoot me with the bow, it'll kill me in one blow, but (mockingly) 'Oh, no, I can't do it! I can't do it, I'm Quackity! I'm Quackity, I don't know what sex feels like–'" (Before being shot by Quackity)
  • "Does anybody smell toast?" (Before dying of a heart attack or a stroke)
• Mexican Dream:
  • "It's a drive by, man! Get the fuck down, man!" (Before being killed by zombies while saving Mamacita)
  • "NOOOOOOO!" (Before being killed by Dream while taking a bullet for Juan Mendez)
  • "AAAAAH!" (Before being killed by Dream in Logstedshire)
• Ghostbur:
  • "Tommy, you said it would be okay!" (Before Dream revived Wilbur, functionally killing Ghostbur)
• Ranboo:
  • "But it was never about the burgers, was it?" (Before purposefully setting off a TNT trap to take a stand against both Wilbur and Quackity)
  • "He has MICHAEL..." (Final words before he agreed to be taken hostage by Sam so that MICHAEL wouldn't be hurt, causing his death)
• ConnorEatsPants:
  • "Well, I mean, I only have like, one life left, so–" (Before being /killed by DreamXD)

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