"Goodbyyye! Thanks for everything!" Ghost Princess
"My life is like a fart!" Clarence
"Thanks for everything! Goodbye!" Clarence's Ghost
"Yeah." Jake. He Gets Better.
"In that case, I offer... my immortality." Abraham Lincoln
"...Little help?" Farmworld's Simon Petrikov
"I warned you, you butt." Farmworld's Marceline
"Whoa, hold the phone. What is this powerful new juice coursing thrumpst my core source? The juice aches. Is this the rumored ache of feeling? The feeling of caring unknown to lemons? New thoughts emerge... If I act, the candy people will suffer; if I don't, the lemon people will suffer... The greater good demands but one course only! That I dissolve the bonds uniting me and become component to all!" Lemon-Jon
"I ain't dead yet! Whoa. Wait.. here it comes!" Pillow World's Finn
"Ahhh... look at that. I got a new arm. That would be cool if I weren't about to hit my reset button..." Shoko
"Faster!" Lemongrab 2, who shortly after gets resurrected as a merged being with Lemongrab 1.
"I CAN'T STANDS NO MORE!" Lemongrab 1, who shortly after gets resurrected as a merged being with Lemongrab 2.
"No… this is my lifetime's journey. Yours lies beyond. Trust your visions. I am proud to… have called you brother… Toa Vakama." Lhikan
"But I can't defeat him myself! … Roodaka?" Sidorak, as Roodaka leaves him to deal with an angry Keetongu alone.
"Is this the end, then? Is this what it feels like?" Matoro
"Would you shut up? Rule number one: don't annoy the giant, tentacled monster, or don't they teach that one in the Shadowed One's school?" Carapar, ironically, shortly before doing exactly what he berated his partner for.
"We all meant to come. Teridax wouldn't let us. We all knew we would benefit by your experience, your power, your very presence." Spiriah to Miserix, but the latter isn't touched by the words of his former follower, and consumes him.
"No! My will must prevail! I am the stronger! I am —" Alternate Teridax (from The Kingdom)
"No, Makuta. You once told the Toa Mata that you could not be destroyed, because you were nothing. You were wrong — it is because you are nothing that I can destroy you. You have no heart, you have no spirit, you have no reason to exist -– even your hate is a pale reflection of what once burned in you. You survive out of habit, monster, and habits… and minds… can be broken." Alternate Matoro (from The Kingdom)
"Very clever, Toa. True, a Universe with only drowned Matoran would not be of much use to anyone. But they must be taught respect." Alternate Tuyet (from Dark Mirror)
"Excellent. We could ransom these for a good price." Ancient, but The Shadowed One didn't want to share.
"No need. I have only to release the Shadow Takanuva I have already made, and they will dispose of the attackers. And then I can go back to work in earnest. And then I can..." Tridax
"I will deal with you later." Icarax
"Gorast, no! Don't you understand? You're all doomed!" Krika
"Krika was right. Krika was right." Gorast
" Amazing. If I could tap this energy, I could — Wait! Yes! I see it now — It's so absurdly simple. I can control this storm! All I have to do is -- YAARRGHH!" Mutran
"Bitil! Come back here! Don't… don't leave us." Antroz
"'Come back' indeed… what do I gain by saving them? When I make it out of here, Teridax will see that I am his most trusted lieutenant! He'll see --" Bitil
"No, he won't." narrator
“You made an excellent effort, but they don’t remember who tried the hardest… only who won. Today, that is I. Goodbye, brother.” Teridax
" You scared? Yeah you scared ain't you bitch nigga. I can smell the bitch in ya. Oh, that's vintage bitch. You must have Alzheimer's, old man. You already forgot that ass whuppin'. Uh oh... I hear you comin'." Colonel H. Stinkmeaner
"That's Grand Master Bushido Brown!"
"I just wanted to be on TV..." Kardashia Kardashian
"Leave! This... this is still my bridge, trooper! Go back and tell Winfield to watch. Tell him... Matthew Marcus... knew how to die."
"Put me... down. Leave me. I do not wish to spend my last moments with half-formed Terrans. [as the boy scouts who found his body start crying] Why?.." Shiva, the best General of the racist Neosapien regime
"You never... you never answered my question... you do care about J.T., don't you? Tell him... I never told Maggie... remember..." Alec DeLeon
"Peter... you're a fat stinking drunk!" Francis Griffin
"Now every time you do it with him, he's gonna be thinking of me." New Brian
"Oh my God, it's you! The man or woman who's been killing everybody! Stay back! Stay back! Derek Wilcox
"Goodbye, Lois." Diane Simmons
"What the hell?! I KILLED you!" Jeff Fecalman
"Peter being here with your wonderful family, your beautiful home, and your funny talking dog, well I'm impressed in fact starting Monday I would like to promote you to head of toy development" Mr. Weed
"So you've got a tank, big whoop wanna fight about i—'' Paddy Tanniger
"Ha ha ha! You sneeze like a kitten. Those policemen were right, you're adorable. Adorable...!"Wax Sherlock Holmes
"There once was a dude from Kentucky-" Wax William Shakespeare
"It's better this way for Paper Jam Dipper." Paper Jam Dipper
"It's okay, dude. We had a good run. Remember what we talked about. Hey, and quit being such a wimp around Wendy, okay? For my sake..." Tyrone
"All I've ever wanted is for someone to say that I was... good. (cries) I'm so happy..."The Summerween Trickster
"You think you're so clever, don't you Dipper? But you have no idea what you're up against... You will never find the Author! If you keep digging, you'll encounter a fate far worse than you can imagine, and this will be the last form you'll ever take!" Experiment 210/The Shape-Shifter
"Oh my God. I can suddenly think clearly. The voices have left my head. What am I doing in a pig costume? Uh-oh..."Trip Larson
"This was supposed to happen to you. You're worthless. You're not even good enough to be married to my worthless nothing of a loser son!"Cotton Hill
Though his true last words, after Peggycalled him out and hoping he lives forever as an unhappy person, were:
Cotton: Do ya now?
"Chicken Thigh?" Buckley
"What are you looking at squirt?, don't you eyeball me, don't you eyeball a junkyard dog!, (barks) There you got the dog barking!, look you've got it, you've got it! (barks some more)" Big Jim (before dropping dead of a stroke)
"YOU! You will regret what you have done this day! I will make you regret ever being born! You're going to regret you ever left you mother's womb, where it was warm, and safe, and wet! I'm going to show you pain you never knew existed, you're going to see a whole new spectrum of pain! Like a RAINBOW! But! THIS rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, it's—" Scrotus
"Ah, Drew… You were the only thing I liked almost as much as money." Leonidas Van Rook
"Oh yeah, and you never were a very good scientist. You know why the world went crazy whenever Zak Monday and I got too close? Matter and antimatter don't play well together. Have fun learning that lesson." Zak Saturday.
"Greetings and bienvenue world, have I got a show to put on for you!" V.V. Argost
"It's not pretty cool, Kyle! It fuckin' hurts! And it won't go away, and nobody will believe me! Remember this time! Try and fuckin' remember!" Kenny, burdened by his curse, tries to get some relief.
"I'm going to try to get you all out of here. If this works. Or, I could be wrong." Kenny again, taking advantage of his curse
"Yeah. I'm tired, guys. I think I'm gonna go to bed." Kenny once more. Keep in mind that Kenny dies and gets better all time, but these occurrences are notable for finally providing some explanation and insight to that.
"Shhh-Sh! I... don't... have a lot of time, Clyde. Just please put the toilet seat down from now on for your sister's sake, please. Oh, God, please let me go. Let me go. Do it! Do it! Do it! Betsy Donovan
"Look, our only hope is to talk to the homeless researcher out on Travis Street, he understands what's goin' on better than anybody. Just stick with me, kids. Ted (the Mayor's Aide)
"I believe this, Sandow, because I am not just a man of science. I....am a man of hope." Dr. Venture the FirstAnd as it turns out they weren't.
"Not so fast, you—" Ted
"...I'm so fucking cold." Sonny
"Please, Phantom Limb! I did everything you asked!" Tiny Attorney
"I have cuttlefish..." Dr. Dugong
"Gotcha now! You're on the end of my line and you're going nowhere." Russell Sturgeon
"I have a confession, Hank. I only like ze Batman because he has ze greatest villains!" Jean Claude le Teuer
"I don't know!" 24, said after being asked why he buckled his seatbelt.
"Enter the Dragon's Eye! I condemn thee to damnation!!" Torrid, placing a curse on Outrider
"You see that bag over there? That's my shit. Eat it!" King Gorilla
"I ain't killin' myself, son. I said there ain't nothing can't do for me on this earth. But there is one thing might could cure me! Alien technology!!" General Timothy Treister, though he's not dead, just floating through space.
"Who am I? Where is my wife? I think the plane is going down..." Councilman #1/Vendata