Famous Last Words / Treehouse of Horror

Because of The Simpsons' Halloween specials' notably Darker and Edgier nature and lack of canonicity, these episodes contain considerably more death than the rest of the show.

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Treehouse of Horror I

Bad Dream House

• "Hm... Life with the Simpsons. What choice do I have?" The House

Treehouse of Horror II

Homer's Dream

• "Well... perhaps. Smithers, go to my office. In the third drawer of my desk are... surgical tools and some ether." Mr. Burns, before having his head stitched onto Homer's body

Treehouse of Horror III

King Homer

• "I think women and sea-men don't mix." Waylon Smithers, who is reflexively eaten by King Homer after the latter is tranquilized.
• "Nice shot, Carl... No! NO!" Lenny Leonard as he is accidentally shot by Carl while in King Homer's mouth, who then pushes him further inside and swallows.

Dial "Z" for Zombies

• "Well Sue Dolkes, you rascal. Heh, I thought you were dead and— AAAAH!" Ned Flanders
• "Hey, kids! Look what you can win in the Krusty Sweepstakes!" Krusty the Clown
• "Hey, Simpson, I'm feeling a might peckish. Mind if I chew your ear?" Zombie Ned Flanders
• "Is this the end of Zombie Shakespeare?" Zombie Shakespeare

Treehouse of Horror IV

Terror at 5 1/2 Feet

• "Oh, I just made my final payment." Hans Moleman
• "Aw, isn't that cute? He's trying to claw my eyes out." Ned Flanders
• "Hidely-ho, Bart..." Ned Flanders's severed head

Bart Simpson's Dracula

• "I know I really shouldn't, but when am I going to be here again?" Bart, as he running up stairs escaping vampires and sees the lever for the "Super Fun Happy Slide". Note these are his last words as a human. He joins the undead as a vampire not long after.
• "You're fired!" Vampire Mr. Burns

Treehouse of Horror V

The Shinning

• "Aw, is that th' best yeh kin dooo?" Groundskeeper Willie
• "Urge to kill... rising..." Homer Simpson

Time and Punishment

• "You're still not in your own world, Homer. I can get you home, but you have to do exactly as I—" Groundskeeper Willie

Nightmare Cafeteria

• "Oh, great. Now I gotta work in the dark." Jimbo Jones
• "For how long?" Üter Zörker
• "Okay." Lisa Simpson
• "Hey, you guys, uh... I was just thinking that any one of us could be next, so what do you say we make a break for it?" Milhouse Van Houten
• "Ach, I'm bad at this." Groundskeeper Willie, again.
• "Uh, nevertheless, I remain confident that something will come along and save the two Simpson children..." Bart Simpson
• "Happy Halloween!" the Bart Simpson who is awake

Treehouse of Horror VI

Nightmare on Evergreen Terrace

• "Ah, a duet of pleasures." "'Morire': to die. 'Morit': he, she, or it dies." Martin Prince, awake and dreaming, respectively.
• "I'll strike where you cannot protect them... in their dreams!" Groundskeeper Willie. He's resurrected after his dream self is killed.
• "Sinky sand! No! Help!" Dream Groundskeeper Willie

Treehouse of Horror VII

Citizen Kang

• "Together, we can lead America into a new golden age." Bill Clinton
• "It's time to tear those aliens a third corn chute!" Bob Dole

Treehouse of Horror VIII

Cold Open

• "Darn it!" The FOX Censor

The HΩmega Man

• "It can take a six-megaton blast, no more, no less." Herman Hermann
• "Oh, I've wasted my life." Comic Book Guy
• "SILENCE! You're talking too loud." Mutant Sideshow Mel
• "And now, you must die." Mutant Mr. Burns
• "Kinda brings a tear to your eye socket." Mutant Chief Clancy Wiggum
• "In the midst of all the killing and skin-eating, we forgot the love." Mutant Dr. Julius Hibbert
• "Ain't that always the way, you get nuts with the skin eating." Mutant Moe Szyslak
• "We can all work together to build a utopian society free of violence, hate and prejudice." Mutant Ned Flanders

Easy-Bake Coven

• "See you in Hell, Seymour!" Agnes Skinner

Treehouse of Horror IX

Hell Toupée

• "Dude..." Snake Jailbird
• "No, no! NOOOOO!!" Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
• "Ah, for cryin' out loud." Moe Szyslak
• "More than a lush head of hair?" Snake's hair

The Terror of Tiny Toon

• "Wiggity, wiggity! Poochie's in the house!" Poochie the Dog

Starship Poopers

• "You know, somebody needs to learn your green ass some responsibility." Woman in the audience of The Jerry Springer Show
• "Ow! What the ***! Get the *** baby off ***! You son of a ***!" Jerry Springer

Treehouse of Horror X

Cold Open

• "What do aliens have to do with Halloween?" Lisa Simpson

I Know What You Diddily-Iddily Did

• "Better pick up the pace." Ned Flanders, before becoming an undead werewolf
• "Eyes bigger than your stomach, eh wolfie? Heh heh... OWWW! Oh God, no!" Homer Simpson

Desperately Xeeking Xena

• "Lucite hardening ... must end life in classic Lorne Greene pose from Battlestar Galactica. Best... death... ever!" The Collector / Comic Book Guy

Life's a Glitch, Then You Die

• "Oh no, it's happening." Dick Clark
• "My pacemaker, it's stuck on hummingbird! Nectar! Nectar! I need to drink my weight in nectar!" Krusty the Clown
• "Don't worry, dad. We'll be dead in five minutes." Bart Simpson
• "Not fast enough!" Homer Simpson

Treehouse of Horror XI

G-G-Ghost D-D-Dad

• "Oh, fine." Homer Simpson
• "What the hell was I thinking?" Homer Simpson's ghost
• "Wha- What's happening to me? People can see up my bustle!" Agnes Skinner

Scary Tales Can Come True

• "Oh no!" Goldilocks
• "Ow! No! Wait, wait!" Rapunzel
• "Oh, God, no! Let me out! I couldn't be in more pain!" Suzanne the Witch

Night of the Dolphin

• "Ow! Ow! Hey, what's the gag?" Lenny Leonard
• "It begins. The dolphins are upon us. And only this old sea dog knows how to stop the-Arr! Rarr!" The Sea Captain
• "If we speak in low-frequency voices, I don't think they can- Ow!" Kent Brockman
• "Aw, I'm gonna give your liver such a punchin'!" Abraham Simpson
• "Ach! You want streaks? 'Cause if you interrupt me, that's what you'll get!" Groundskeeper Willie
• "If I could just- oh! This is really not- oh! You're hurting my- oh!" Comic Book Guy

Treehouse of Horror XII

Cold Open

• "Hey, Flanders gave us toothpaste." Bart Simpson
• "Mini-toothpaste." Lisa Simpson

Hex and the City

• "Yeah, but they come over here in the wheel wells of Aer Lingus jets." Moe Szyslak
• "Carl, let me die first. I couldn't bear to watch you die." Lenny Leonard
• "Well, okay. But hurry up" Carl Carlson
• "Can't live this way anymore." Bart Simpson. He could get better, but it doesn't happen onscreen.

House of Whacks

• "Eh, thanks a lot, asswipe! I could've kicked your butt from here to Albuquerque, you fat slime bucket!" The Ultra House/"Pierce", though he is reactivated later for the Bouviers.

Wiz Kids

• "Dying tickles." Ralph Wiggum
• "My enchanted shin! How did you know that was the source of my power?" Lord Montymort / Mr. Burns

Treehouse of Horror XIII

Send in the Clones

• "Okay, here's my Am-Ex" Ned Flanders
• "D'oh!" Homer Simpson and many Clone Homer Simpsons

The Fright to Creep and Scare Harms

• "Hear me, people of Springfield! I come from yet another distant future where gun violence has destroyed the very Earth itself!" Future Homer Simpson

The Island of Dr. Hibbert

• "Hoydlid! No! Wait a minute now! Guess what? I'm dying! With the basting and the butter balling and the chestnut stuffing in my pupik! Gobble, Gobble, Gobble, Death!" Turkey Professor John Frink

Treehouse of Horror XIV

Cold Open

• "Beat the lumps, beat the lumps, beat the lumps!" Homer Simpson

Reaper Madness

• "Ow." Doug, the Grim Reaper
• "Aw... I liked Doug." Jasper Beardley
• "You said something about a hot meal?" A hobo

Frinkenstein

• "Boy, I've been barking up the wrong tree." Ned Flanders
• "I'm proud of you. And now it's time for me go to Hell. Ooh ah uh, Dead." Professor John Frink Sr.

Treehouse of Horror XV

Cold Open / Keepin' it Kodos

• "Hello? Octopuses? I'm done." Marge Simpson
• "You're the only one who won't shut up about it." Homer Simpson

The Ned Zone

• "That's better. Ahehehe—" Dr. Julius Hibbert
• "Another setback." Hans Moleman
• "In this neighborhood, who hasn't?" Bart Simpson
• "Well, You Can't Fight Fate, but if you must shoot our father, please remember our family motto... 'Not in the face.'" Lisa Simpson
• "Sure thing, citizen." Chief Clancy Wiggum
• "Yeah, well, you know... you've gotta take the bitter with the sweet." Carl Carlson
• "Sure is taking me a long time to reach this button." Homer Simpson
• "Oh, you STUPID SON OF A—" Ned Flanders

Four Beheadings and a Funeral

• "That's not a snog!" The first murder victim
• "This potion will give me new life." Comic Book Guy
• "It was five minutes ago, you twit!" Selma Bouvier
• "Remember me for my police work and not the murders!" Inspector Clancy Wiggum, the Mutton Chop Murderer, however it turns out it was all just a dream.

Treehouse of Horror XVI

Cold Open

• "Rodriguez pops to right field as some sort of Accele-Ray bathes the stadium in an eerie green glow. Who woul'da thunk it?" Baseball Announcer

B.I.: Bartificial Intelligence

• "COWA—" Bart Simpson, before going into a coma
• "To get me, you will have to go through your fa—" David

Survival of the Fattest

• "Five minutes of running? Shoot me now!" Comic Book Guy
• "There. This should hold up in just about any courtroom." Blue-Haired Lawyer
• "Ah, you got me. But I shall be reincarnated." Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
• "Dying is just like golfing, except in golf—" Krusty the Clown
• "Instant jackpot. One million dollars! If I make it out alive, I could— DOOOO!" Moe Szyslak
• "Carl, I see heaven." Lenny Leonard
• "What does it look like?" Carl Carlson

I've Grown A Costume On Your Face

• "Disco Stu wishes he'd gone as Marilyn McCoo! Oooh!" Disco Stu
• "I am not a happy meal right now." Mayor McCheese Joe Quimby

Treehouse of Horror XVII

Cold Open

• "Oh, look at that! My blood's a genius! Fancy Roman numerals and everything." Moe Szyslak

Married To The Blob

• "Tell my friends I died kissing a girl!" Jeremy Freedman, Squeaky-Voiced Teen
• "What did we Germans ever do to deserve this? ... Oh, right." A "Beer-Battered" German
• "Hi-de-ho, blobberino!" Ned Flanders
• "Food does not equal love!" Dr. Phil
• "Nice to be indoors, isn't it?" A hobo

You Gotta Know When to Golem

• "You suck, clown!" "You made my lady cry!" Krusty's hecklers
• "I may be bifurcated, but I still have feelings." Principal Seymour Skinner

The Day the Earth Looked Stupid

• "You know, Homer, we haven't actually seen these aliens." Lenny Leonard
• "Big Band Stu says 23 Skidoo!" Big Band Stu
• "Oh wait, I'm Polish." Barney Gumble
• "Eh, tell it to the Great Gildersleeve." Chief Clancy Wiggum

Treehouse of Horror XVIII

E.T., Go Home

• "What'd I miss?" Kang
• "Actually, I'm still alive, so technically, it's vivisection." Kodos

Mr. & Mrs. Simpson

• "..and that was my drink." Kent Brockman
• "Listen, I—" Abraham Simpson
• "I would have taken a bribe." Chief Clancy Wiggum
• "Think of me on pizza Fridays." Principal Seymour Skinner

Heck House

• "More bread, please." Homer Simpson, exemplifying gluttony
• "I said, why won't you work!?!" Groundskeeper Willie, exemplifying wrath^note which Flanders referred to as "anger"
• "Oh, why did I take pride in my child's accomplishments?" Dr. Julius Hibbert, exemplifying pride
• "I thought I was killed by that magic spaghetti!" Homer Simpson again, exemplifying sloth

Treehouse of Horror XIX

Cold Open

• "This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!" Homer Simpson

How to Get Ahead in Dead-Vertising

• "Hey, my intellectual property rights were being infringed. Do you know how that feels? Do you? Huh? Do you?" Krusty the Clown
• "I always thought I'd die of hepatitis... C." Chief Clancy Wiggum
• "Before you kill me, I gotta know. What's the one true religion?" Homer Simpson

It's the Grand Pumpkin, Milhouse

• "I'm gonna give you crossed eyes like you might see on an idiot, a stupid triangle nose, and a big mouth full of the ugliest-shaped teeth there are: square. And I'm gonna make your friends watch." Homer Simpson. He got better.
• "Care for a pumpkin seed?" Groundskeeper Willie. He got better.
• "I'd rather die than hate!" Nelson Muntz. He got better.
• "Pumpkin segregation forever!" The Grand Pumpkin

Treehouse of Horror XX

Cold Open

• "Not the face!" Homer Simpson

Dial "M" for Murder or Press "#" to Return to Main Menu

• "Lisa, don't take it personally. I barely spent any time on this decision." Ms. Elizabeth Hoover
• "Lisa Simpson in detention? My horoscope told me I'd see something interesting today, but I thought that meant the horoscope itself." Principal Seymour Skinner
• "Go ahead, do it! You're no different from me. We're made from the same d'na ^note He meant DNA." Bart Simpson

Don't Have a Cow, Mankind

• "Juicy, flavorful, with just a hint of—" Kent Brockman before coming a "Muncher". It's implied he gets better.
• "Hey! That's my check-cashing arm, you stupid—" Krusty the Clown, also becoming a "Muncher". It's also implied he got better.
• "A little tip: you might wanna wash me before you eat me." Moe Szyslak. Same as Kent and Krusty.
• "I'm your father and I need your help!" Abraham Simpson, ditto.
• "Well, I suppose Bart could be immune—the genetic chosen one, if you will. If so, secrets locked within his blood could be the key to saving humanity. You must get him immediately to the safe zone just outside of town. If you see my wife, tell her I love her." Dr. Julius Hibbert
• "Come with me if you want to live." Rainier Wolfcastle
• "Where are you going?! You were supposed to stop at the bottom and wait for me!" Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
• "Well, well, well. Who's an unproductive worker now? Got your nose!" Homer Simpson. He didn't get cured of being a muncher despite it being implied everyone else has.

There's No Business Like Moe Business

• "You could do worse." Moe Szyslak

Treehouse of Horror XXI

Cold Open

• "Oh, I'm getting old and grey, and now I'm dead." Professor John Frink

War and Pieces

• "Just got crushed by a giant horse, Lou. You want to cut me a break?" Chief Clancy Wiggum. He gets better offscreen.
• "Maybe I'm just tired of living." Milhouse Van Houten. He gets better.
• "That's not a letter." Bart Simpson
• "Stupid, stupid, stupid!" Milhouse Van Houten, again.

Master and Cadaver

• "Oh goodie, the monkey got a hold of a spear gun." Roger
• "Yes. I suspected our host would poison us, so I gave everyone an antidote before dinner." Roger's employer
• "I can't live with the guilt." Marge Simpson

Tweenlight

• "Die, fatso!" Edmund
• "His blood, it's full of cholesterol!" Dracula
• "Uh-oh. No!" Vampire Homer Simpson

Treehouse of Horror XXII

Dial D for Diddily

• "Wake up, Flanders! There is no Hell, and there is no God. If there were, would He let me do this?" Homer Simpson

In the Na'vi

• "SKINNER!" Superintendent Gary Chalmers

Treehouse of Horror XXIII

Cold Open

• "Man, soccer's boring even for the ball!" Ancient Mayan Moe Szyslak
• "Thirteenth." Marge Simpson
• "Oh, what have we here?" Homer Simpson

The Greatest Story Ever Holed

• "Whee!" Ralph Wiggum, before getting sucked into a mini black hole. Him and everyone else sucked in (except Sideshow Mel) turn out alright on the other side.
• "Geronimo! Wha—" Nelson Muntz
• "Huh? Whoa!" Edna Krabappel
• "No." Bart Simpson
• "Now what?" Marge Simpson
• "Okay, it's possible someone may have started a business called "Magic Craphole Waste Removal", but it wasn't me. Heh heh heh heh heh, hee hee." Homer Simpson
• "I did it! I hit my first home run!" Milhouse Van Houten
• "Nooo!" Lisa Simpson
• "You saw that I had the money, right?" Kirk Van Houten

Unnormal Activity

• "Actually, he feeds on more than just fear." Chief Clancy Wiggum

Treehouse of Horror XXIV

Oh, the Places You'll D'oh!

• "I'll give you the business, you yellow sea cow! This go-getting oldster will... Where am I now?" Abraham Simpson
• "Let this be a lesson to those who love cash, that your nice stash of cash could be gone in a flash. And if you are awful and nasty and cruel..." Mr. Burns
• "Hey, hey, hey! This is supposed to be a children's story!" Moe Szyslak
• "Don't forget me!" Ralph Wiggum the Floop-fluffle
• "I'm frightened of nothing, not even hellfires. Just don't let me ever be played by Mike Myers." The Fat in the Hat/Homer Simpson

Dead and Shoulders

• "Well, at least it's a beautiful night." Bart Simpson. He survives with his head sewn onto Lisa.
• "How could this go wrong?" Bart Simpson. He survives with his head sewn onto Selma.
• "'Cause in a head-to-head battle, the one with the most brains wins! Augh!" Lisa Simpson. She survives with her head sewn onto Krusty.

Freaks no Geeks

• "Why is it company parties always get weird?" Mr. Burnsum

Treehouse of Horror XXV

Cold Open

• "Why?" John Travolta

The Others

• "Might as well clean this while I'm killing myself." Modern Marge Simpson
• "Mmm, I smell toast." Modern Homer Simpson
• "Oh, no, you're not leaving me to clean this up!" Modern Lisa Simpson
• "Woohoo, I'm the last of the Simpsons!" Modern Bart Simpson

Treehouse of Horror XXVI

Cold Open

• "There's no such thing as ghosts, you dumb kids!" Homer Simpson

Wanted: Dead then Alive

• "Tell my father... he's... fat..." Bart Simpson. He gets better, worse, better again, worse again, and so on, but ultimately better.
• "You couldn't kill me if I came in with pneumonia and a knife in my back!" Bart Simpson, again
• "¡Ay, caramba!" Kinda obvious, isn't it?
• "How much power is this thing using?" You guessed it, Bart Simpson
• "Yes, that's right, officer. There are intruders in my basement. Have I the right to shoot?" Sideshow Bob Terwilliger. He gets better. Mostly.

Homerzilla

• "For centuries, our family has made a daily offering of a special donut to a slumbering underwater sea creature, so that he does not rise and destroy us all." Grandpa-san/Japanese Abraham Simpson
• "Legitimate difference of opinion." Japanese Moe Szyslak
• "It's a simple matter of— BLUOY!" Japanese Professor John Frink

Telepaths of Glory

• "Everything's coming up Milhouse!" Self-explanatory.

Treehouse of Horror XXVII

Cold Open

• *inhuman screech* translated to "Awww..." Either Kang or Kodos. Or someone else of their species.
• "I did." Sideshow Bob Terwilliger
• "Revenge! But first, we dance." The Leprechaun

Dry Hard

• "Before what? Wheee!" Ralph Wiggum. He somehow ascended into godhood at the end.
• "My name is Pita, like the healthy bread." Self-explanatory.
• "My name is also Peta, like the animal rights organization." Also self-explanatory.
• "Or we could do it peacefully at the ballot box." Ned Flanders
• "Freedom!" Nelson Muntz

BFF R.I.P.

• "So sorry you lost your best friend in such a cool tragedy, Lisa." Sherri Mackleberry
• "Since you're interesting now, you can be our best friend." Terri Mackleberry
• "Think of me as your best friend." Dr. Mancuso-Gluckman
• "Why did Mom double-wrap?" Milhouse Van Houten
• "Oh, thank you, thank you..." Chief Wiggum
• "No, no! Cut slits in me first!" Sergeant Sausage, except he can't really die.
• "You think your dad will pay for college? Now who's imagining thi—" Rachel, before fading away

Moefinger

• "Just get your broom, old man, and get ready to sweep up some broken boy." Dolphin "Dolph" Starbeam
• "You idiot! Now you're trapped here with us!" Jimbo Jones
• "You do know we're only 13, right?" Kearney Zzyzwicz
• "You mean you don't want to kill me?" Homer Simpson

Treehouse of Horror XXVIII

Cold Open / The Sweets Thereafter

• "Cigarette breath!" Senior Mints / Abraham Simpson
• "No! God, no!" Chocolate Bunny

The Exor-Sis

• "Also, generic cola? Really? Cocktail fail." Helen Lovejoy
• "179?" Dr. Julius Hibbert
• "I'm good, and the police are… here…" Ned Flanders
• "Google it!" Pazuzu, before being mostly exorcised.

Coralisa

• "Just what Homer needs. An excuse to get lazier." Other Bart Simpson
• "Oy, sure is hard to see with buttons on your eyes... D'oh!" Other Homer Simpson. He got better.

Mmm... Homer

• "I've failed as a man, but I've succeeded as an ingredient." Homer Simpson, forwarded by Mario Batali

Treehouse of Horror XXIX

Cold Open

• "Aw man." Cthulhu

Intrusion of the Pod-Y Snatchers

• "My phone says that there's spores from outer space landing all around us." Carl Carlson. Like everyone else overtaken by the spores, he ends up fine on another planet.
• "Well my phone says there are divorced moms in my area that wanna meet me!" Lenny Leonard
• "Oh, great. An homage to Body Snatchers, which in itself was a ripoff of The Thing. This'll be the last word I'll ever say: C minus!" Comic Book Guy
• "Mom! Something's wrong!" Bart Simpson, though there's a long silent gap between when he says this and when he gets overtaken by the spores
• "So sick of 'Goodnight Moon.'" Maggie Simpson, translated from the sound of her pacifier sucking
• "You know, my feelings haven't dissolved yet, Lou." Chief Clancy Wiggum
• "That's just air escaping." Officer Lou
• "Conifer down!" Pod Clancy Wiggum
• "Is there a... I... uh... Rooney!?" Superintendent Gary Chalmers, before Willie chops his head off thinking he's a pod person. He still makes it to the other planet.
• "Bart, dystopian movies have taught me two things: A) you can make a four-part movie from a three-part book, and B) there is no hope, so I'm saying goodbye to you now, Bart." Lisa Simpson

MultipLISA-ty

• "Please wear one of my bones around your neck!" Milhouse Van Houten. He got better.
• "Haw-haw! You missed!" Nelson Muntz
• "One American creates this much garbage in one day." Lisa's "The Beast" personality.

Geriatric Park

• "Half of that taste is you." Principal Seymour Skinner
• "Dang it." Dinosaur Hans Moleman
• "You were listed in the— footnotes... Gloy..." Professor John Frink
• "And once again, the true monster, the soulless CEO, escapes unscathed." Mr. Burns

Treehouse of Horror XXX

Cold Open

• "I should warn you, however. We ran a standard newborn screen on her, and she tested positive, for evil." Dr. Julius Hibbert
• "The baby is making us kill ourselves." Shauna Chalmers
• "I thought this suicide was just gonna be the two of us." Jimbo Jones
• "We'll figure it out in hell." Kearney Zzyzwicz
• "Sorry, not that one." Ned Flanders
• "What do we do!? What do we do?!" Marge Simpson
• "Still better than a boy." Homer Simpson

Danger Things

• "It seems like someone hasn't seen very much of Season 3." Comic Book Guy, before being assimilated by The Mind Flayer
• "Heh heh. He remembers when we were kids and we used to go down to the AAH!" Lenny Leonard
• "Boy, these vines sure are good at finding all the holes." Gil Gunderson
• "Howdily-doodily, neighborino." Demogorgon Ned Flanders

Heaven Swipes Right

• "Choke! Choke! Choke! Hot dog!" Homer Simpson
• "And now, to open my paycheck and see what I make... Guhyy?" Homer Simpson in the body of Superintendent Gary Chalmers

When Hairy met Slimy

• "Na-na! Missed me!" Mr. Burns

Thanksgiving of Horror

A-Gobble-Lypto

• "The scarecrow!" Eddie
• "Get it up. Get it up!" Lou
• "You dumb turkeys, that's a dead end! You're all gonna burn in hell! Along with the Catholics, the Anglicans, most Lutherans, and—" Clancy Wiggum

The Last Thanksgiving The First Blarg-sgiving

• "Arm wedgie!" Nelson Muntz
• "Gobble gobble, don't be jerky, pass the yams and carve the turkey!" Most of the children aboard Humanity's Hope^note Wendell, Sherri, Terri, Lewis, Richard, Uter, Ralph, Janey, Database, Becky, Unnamed Girl with Necklace and Unnamed Buck-Toothed Girl
• "I admire its purity. It's like a messy humanity. This creature, as you call it, is unencumbered by the petty morality of a dying species. I giveth my body to become one with the ideal—" Martin Prince. On a meta note, this is Russi Taylor's last performance on The Simpsons.

Treehouse of Horror XXXI

Cold Open

• "That's what I get for voting for Kanye!" Hans Moleman

Toy Gory

• "Insides melting! Decals loosening! Egh! I will have my revengbrbrbg..." Radioactive Man
• "You kill like a girl." Bart Simpson, before being converted to a lifeless toy

Into the Homerverse

• "Hey, what's this new gig I'm going to, because OH! AH! AAAH!" Gil Gunderson
• "I forgive you." Ned Flanders
• "Where the fruit pies are and the ding-dongs do it..." Disney Princess Homer
• "ANNOYED GRUNT" 8-Bit Homer
• "Boku no kachida yo!" (Translation: "Victory is mine!") Anime Homer
• "Quarter, quarter, quarter" Homer Simpson
• "Exit, a-stage left!" Homer Barbera
• "You can't stop us, corpse-blossom. There's one of you and six of us." Homer Noir. He got better somehow.

Be Nine, Rewind

• "Somebody kill me now." Lisa Simpson
• "My inside's full of owies!" Milhouse Van Houten
• "We need to talk." Nelson Muntz
• "Oh! It's so exhilarating! I can grow up and create a cure for—" Lisa Simpson, again
• "I can solve this, I can solve this, I can solve this!" Lisa Simpson, yet again
• "Okay, to repeat, I can solve this." To repeat, Lisa Simpson
• "Okay!" Ralph Wiggum
• "There's other alernatives!" Nelson Muntz, again
• "Now you tell me!" Lisa Simpson, once more
• "Once I get out of this loop, I have the rest of my life ahead of me!" Lisa Simpson, for the last time
• "And as usual I've learned nothing!" Nelson Muntz, for the last time

Treehouse of Horror XXXII

Cold Open / Barti

• "Cool. What's a 'hunter'?" Thumper Milhouse Van Houten
• "Owl season starts next week! NEXT WEEK! Death..." Friend Owl Professor John Frink
• "Thank God you're herbivores." Mr. Burns

Bong Joon-ho's This Side of Parasite

• "Sorry." Luann Van Houten
• "Parasites!" The Crazy Cat Lady
• "This house is an allegory! Emphasis on 'gory'." Sideshow Mel
• "You don't have a worthwhile bone in your body." Kirk Van Houten
• "That sounds great! Unless it's socialism." Moe Szyslak
• "Kill her!" Krusty the Clown
• "Agreed." Waylon Smithers
• "My last words are: I'm too young and beautiful to die! Take a baby instead." Mr. Burns

Nightmare on Elm Tree

• "And this is the Doppler Effeeeect! Always teaching scieeeeence..." Professor John Frink
• "This just in: my chest! Ugh..." Kent Brockman
• "Oh no, pollen! And I'm all out of antihistamine!" Kirk Van Houten
• "Yaach-choo! D'huh?" Groundskeeper Willie
• "Whee!" Ralph Wiggum
• "That is very difficult to dispute, however, OOH! Oooh boy." Comic Book Guy
• "Pft. Halloween isn't over and they're already starting with Christmas." Homer Simpson

Poetic Interlude

• "Then worst of all, in cold December—" The Narrator

Dead Ringer

• "I watched it first." Terri Mackleberry
• "Finally, I'm not a twin anymore! I can have the top bunk and—" Sherri Mackleberry
• "Then I watched that TikTok eight times." Milhouse Van Houten

Treehouse of Horror Presents: Not It

• "Keep the boat! Keep the boat! AAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Barney Gumble
• "Hey, that bakery wasn't here this morning." Dolphin "Dolph" Starbeam
• "Well, there's no kids around. Might as well bully adults. Hey, pie man! Give me a—" Jimbo Jones
• "Dude, are you okay?" Nelson Muntz
• "My material has not— D'OW! aged— DAAH! well! Auugh! I blame cancel culture..." Krusto
• "No, I get it." Comic Book Guy

Treehouse of Horror XXXIII

The Pookadook

• "Got you!" The Pookadook, before being exorcised

Death Tome

• "Oh! Oh my heart! Heart attack! And... death!" Snake Jailbird
• "True, but I'll be able to dock my yacht outside my kitchen." Mr. Burns
• "Oh no! Aaah!" A Globo-Warm Director
• "NOOOOoooaugakh!" Steve Johnson

Simpsonsworld

• "I know it feels like you're a man, but you're actually something much much more... expensive. Intellectual property." Female Simpsonsworld Lab Worker
• "So just be a good robot and let us saw your skull." Male Simpsonsworld Lab Worker
• "Oi, oi, oi, OOOIIII!" A pair of Australian tourists
• "I choo-choo-choose you... to die!" Countless Ralph Wiggum Robots
• "Whee!" Many More Ralph Wiggum Robots
• "Dying tickles." Another Ralph Wiggum Robot

Treehouse of Horror XXXIV

Wild Barts Can't Be Token

• "At the very front of the train where you can never go." Ennui Oeuf 116
• "Congratulaitons, you moved up the train because you are now as valuable as us, the Cuddle Kittens." "What you call 'mindless slaughter', crypto-bros call 'disruption', and then pour cash into it." A pair of Cuddle Kitten NFTs
• "Please kill Ralphhouse!" Ralphhouse/Ralph Wiggum and Milhouse Van Houten

Ei8ht

• "Guilty as charged! Hnn hnn hnn ha ha ha haaa!" Bart Simpson
• "Hey meat hooks. Hook meat, much? HAW-HA—" Sergeant Nelson Muntz
• "I can't be the killer! I turned my trauma into healing! Oprah said so!" Lisa Simpson's "Professor" personality
• "The penultimate?!" (THWACK!) *disappointed shuddering* Sideshow Bob Terwilliger

Lout Break

Due to lack of traditional deaths from non-Homerized characters, the last words before the completion of the Homer transformation will be documented instead.

• "So, you see, there's nothing in the Bible that says the pastor and his wife can't take separate vacations." Reverend Timothy Lovejoy
• "Daddy, are you being tickled by the Holy Spirit?" Todd Flanders
• "I've been neighborino'd into Home-diddly-omer!" Ned Flanders
• "A mysterious affliction has descended upon Springfield. Citizens of every age, race and catchphrase are mysteriously turning into bald pear-shaped doofi." Kent Brockman
• "No! No! A lifetime of study and education down the—" Professor John Frink