"Don't you even think about it!" Ran again, after telling George about his...design flaw
"You wouldn't dare..." Ran yet again, right after the above
"God! How can you be so nonchalant in the middle of battle?! I mean, I can understand if you're stupid, but this kind of random behavior is completely uncalled for! Why in the world would you want to behave so absolutely idiotically?! Aw crap..." Ring Man
"I will not die like this... I will not be squashed like a fucking bug by a goddamn space rock! I WILL NOT!" Bob, he gets better though
"Okay, here's what we're going to—" Nate (Attack of X arc)
"Uh...That's not good, is it?" Wind Man
"Woo! Who would'a thought I'd be the one to survive, eh?" Blizzard Man, shortly before being crushed by Gamma
"Hey! What're you doing?! Let me go!" Random
"George, what the hell do you think you're doing? I just kicked you out of—" Double
Stay back, Lord Siegfried! I am a great sorceress, and you'll never take me alive! Croona Travoria
"We are the advanced senior mages, taught by Miranda Deegan herself! We can stop this lunatic and save the school... or we can cower like helpless kittens..." Selton Nallick, advanced student at Quiral School of the Arcane Arts
"The only help you're getting from me is... an ass... kicking... fag..." Brett Taggerty, seconds before his explosive demise
"I'm... sorry if I w-was rash, earlier... farewell, Dominic Deegan... I... hope you... you do not... forget me..." Lord Siegfried
"Do not think about trying to save me. We had less than five minutes to save you. It took four. You were saved by the love of those around you... love that you forged out of loyalty and compassion. And... you were saved by my love... for you... one whom I... would call... my brother. Klo Tark
"I choose to see you die by my sword, Demon! We-" Kau'shala Val'Sharen, just before being snapped in half by his own demon-possessed dragon.
"It is not so hard after all..." Diva'ratrika in The Longest Wait
"This is a nightmare! Look! The streets are empty! Everybody is gone. It has to be a nightmare!" Yunir Sarghress, just before the warden Chirinide's "mercy killing" of him.
"Don't... touch... me!" Ven'nedia Vloz'ress' warning to Kiel'ndia Vel'Vloz'ress as she was being petrified by her own adopted daughter.
"I'm... n-no-t..." Yaeminira/Vy'Chriel, trying to deny she is a Nidraa'chal
"Heh, that's funny. I'm not even afraid to die anymore. Yes. Go ahead, Mother. Do what you do best. Do the only thing you know." (last thoughts) Syphile Val'Sarghress during her Dying Moment of Awesome, shortly before Quain'tana kills her
"Greetings Ky'ovarde. Are you interested in learning a few secrets? Without my help, you have no chance of winning this war." Sene'kha Vel'Vloz'ress, trying to tempt the Kyorl carrying out her execution
"I'm sorry. Farewell... my... friend." Naal'suul Val'Beldrobbaen as her seed takes over. Though some of her may still be in there...
"Why did you betray us all!? We were your family! Your own blood!! Too many have died because of you!" Kyne Val'Sharen calling Sarv'swati out for her betrayal, and preparing an attempt at Taking You with Me.
Toren's last words before Ian drops a bridge — no, make that a hotel — on him are the not terribly memorable "URRK!!", but he does get off quite a Sedgwick Speech in the combat leading up to that.
"Taking out the feeble, old human woman isn't quite as easy as you expected, eh? And the effects of that device you used shouldn't last for too much longer, either." Anita, to Sarine, who has just used an anti-magic grenade on her. Sarine answers, "It'll last for long enough," and it does.
"Let 'em go, you bitchy little overpowered sad sack!" Ellis, who isn't exactly "killed," but rather "dispelled" by Ian
"I only wanted to help..." Ian
"While I might not be quite as adept in combat as Anita is ... please do give me some credit." Paul (followed by a sigh as Jon draws a bead on him)
"HAH! Oh, I am going to miss you, bitch!" Sarna, to Sarine in their fight (numerous inarticulate grunts and screams follow)
"Ugh! It-it's happening a lot faster now...I th-think...I..." Alistair, before turning into a bird
"My family..." Martin
"I had no choice...it wasn't my fault. Young...that monster! He forced me to devise the plan... Jeanne...she was...all alone. Waiting...when she died. And I did nothing. My children...my children..." Diego
"Hey, maybe if you're not doing anything later you and me could..." Spider!Jack
"Please." The robot from Chapter 33
"Emma...will you take my name?" Edward Jones
"Hullo, Renard. I'm just doing the evening survey. Need anythin'?" Daniel R. Schiff
"You idiot! How could you?!" Hetty
"Wha..." Mort, when he was still alive
"T-Thank you... miss." Mort's ghost, departing into the ether
"Oh, man, there goes my chances of making the Top 40 on the rap charts..." Auto
"...well...crap..." Pharaoh Man
"You feel it, too... don't you... brother...? This... surge of power... far exceeding my own... heh... looks like I might know why Dr. Light chose to... do this after all... That girl you serve... the one who talks to Angels... she'll never be safe. You... know this, right?" Mega Man X
"You! How DARE you pull the yaoi card! I,Napalm Man, shall knock you down for the injustice you have inflicted upon me on this day! ...you look kinda differenct from the last time I saw you. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Napalm Man
"I INVITE YOU TO TRY, MAGGOTS! ...oh, bugger." Dr. Dominic Doppler
"Takes a bitchin' long time to recharge, though. And it runs out in like two hours." A guard at the American embassy in Tknsydska, discussing his mp5 player with his partner shortly before being sniped
"HOLY CHRIST!" The aforementioned guard's partner, shortly before being sniped
"What the—" A third guard, confused by Ocelot dancing around
"Okay, fine. But I wouldn't kill me, if that's what you're thinking." Colonel Jensen Kyrnosz
"He's right, Naomi. You've got to let me go. I mean, literally, let go of me, or you'll be fried too." Grey Fox.
"What th-" Shadow Moses guard versus Nano Jackal
"Holy mother of-" Another Shadow Moses guard versus Nano Jackal
"Don't try to lie to me with your lies! I know you did it!" A third Shadow Moses guard versus Nano Jackal
"The spirit of the warrior will always be with you. Don't be sad... we'll meet again someday." The Sorrow. Slightly subverted, as he immediately comes back as a ghost.
"What th-" Some Mook killed by Liquid in a Sorrow-induced flashback
"No, wait, come ba— AAAAAAAIIIIII—" Some Mook killed by Liquid in a Sorrow-induced flashback
"What th-" Some Mook killed by Liquid in a Sorrow-induced flashback
"You think this is another attack?" A North African mook, sniped
"Screw that, I'm staying right here until—" A North African mook, sniped
"Yaaaagh! Come and get me you bastards!" A North African mook, killed by Raven
"Who's the dumbass now, suckers? You are, 'cause you're all dead! Suck on that!" A North African mook, killed by Vamp
"Say goodnight, Ocelot! Aagh!" Ocelot's self-procalimed nemesis, killed by Berthold
"I'M COVERED IN BEES!" The Pain, in Big Boss' memories
"63A9F211" Mountain Fox's mook, killed by Psycho Mantis
"Doot doot doo ack." Mountain Fox's mook, killed by Ocelot
"Don't concern yourself with this, anus licker. It'll take more than an army boot to shut th—" Mountain Fox
"Hey fella, how'd you get in here? Does your mom know that yeeeeeeeeeeegghhh..." A mook killed by child-Frank Jaeger in a flashback
"You know, somehow I thought you were above all this bullshit. But at this point I guess nothing should surprise me." Scratch
"Can I help y-Hey, aren't you..." Master Miller
"Shall I call for a guard escort, sir?" A Genome Soldier, killed by the DARPA chief
Ocelot: "Fine. I'll accidentally set the current to high. But this isn't going to be quick." "Figures." The DARPA chief
"No offense, boss, but I am the expert here..." Decoy Octopus. Not his actual last words, but his last words on-panel before his death.
"Sheesh, look at me. Am I taking too many of zese or not enough?" Sniper Wolf. Not her actual last words, but her last words on-panel before her death.
"Oh hell yes." Vulcan Raven. Not his actual last words, but his last words on-panel before his death.
"Hey, Mike, you all right? You don't look so—good?" A Genome Soldier, killed by Cyborg Ninja
"In fact, the only thing I do care about is that Ocelot suffers horribly." Psycho Mantis. Not his actual last words, but his last words on-panel before his death.
"Well, I guess I do owe you one." Cyborg Ninja. Not his actual last words, but his last words on-panel before his death.
"I'm going to go swat down a couple of bothersome flies." (thinks: "It's happening. It's happening. It's finally happening.") Liquid. Not his actual last words, but his last words on-panel as a living man.
"Rule, it's like this bunny. Who do you think this rabbit is to someone! EVERYONE!! But who do you think this rabbit is to anyone!! HE IS NO ONE! I... don't... know him... but I can... still respect... his existence!!" Meander (translated from his garbled speech). This is actually a subversion, as he doesn't die... well, not physically. Mentally, he is completely destroyed.
"DON'T SHAKE HIM, YOU IDIOT!!" Rule. He does have a long monologue in his dying moments, but it's mental.
"G-Go—D-Die!!" TY, moments before SV punches him with enough force to send him flying across the room and crashing into a wall.
"What are you doing—stop! STOP IT! LET GO!SV—LET—" XZ, formerly known as Nutsedge.
The secret to true happiness... Why doesn't everyone do it? It's so easy. A missing tooth hews nothing. So make a new one! Don't turn away, don't get mad. For if you give in, the prey will become the predator and the origin of malice will be your own damn self.SV, formerly known as Marigold or Malice.
"Ugh.... Wh? Why? Aren't you awaiting the revision by Venom 8 team? Their idea is the most plausible for spiders." Agelenopsis naevia
"I... I had my own life... I had my own pursuits... I enjoyed finding new ways to make nets... And... ...Venom 8... ...I'm sorry... that it had to come to this!!" Deinopis spinosa
"Nooo!!! I...! I didn't want this! I don't want to be a part of this network! Venom 8! What did you do to me! I lived alone in the dark. I was content there! What did you do!!" Antrodiaetus unicolor. This arc has a high death toll.
"Just don't look! Everything will be fine, JUST DON'T LOO-" Bubbles
"I believe you." Courage
"...We're not gonna die, are we?" Zim
"I'll be honest, Irken, I can't tell you what WILL happen. Only what might. While it is my truimph, I simply cannot tell you that this is...the future..." Dr X, just before his own bomb consumes him and all of reality.
"Too...late...Too...late...Too...late..." The Cluster mook, mocking Monkey that he has failed to save existence.
"A dolphin? Well, okay...AAAIIIEEEEE" Princess Pi, getting eaten by the Land Shark from Saturday Night Live. She gets better.
"Okay! Um! There are so many things! What do I want first? Um...um...I WISH TO MAKE ME A SANDWICH!" Bottle Blonde, who turns into a sandwich immediately afterward. Pi eats her, but she comes back later.
"HA! I KILL ME!" A bomb-equipped Moonerite posing as a pizza delivery man
"I KILL MEEEE!" Another bomb-equipped Moonerite
"I'LL BLOW YOU UP!" A member of the original sanction of Moonerites
"I'LL BLOW YOU UP!" A member of another sanction of Moonerites
"Please! Ya GOTTA take me back to jail! I'll do anything! I'll blow up—I'll blow up—-what's worse than a planet? NOOOO!" Zahari Zaskowitz, before getting trampled and torn apart by the Totally Nazis
"DO IT NOW, YOU HEARTLESS MONSTER!!" Spider-Man, begging for a Mercy Kill from Doc Ock. He comes back.
"HEY WAIT A MINUTE! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT—" Batman, whom DC kills as a publicity stunt. He gets better.
"Don't let me live this way! Honor my wishes. I want you to let him cut the ropes." Mary Jane Watson-Parker, encouraging Spidey not to give in to The Final Temptation. She experiences a Disney Villain Death soon afterward, but gets better.
"Huh? Whah?...NO! NNNNOOOOO" Joe Quesadilla, given a Ret Gone by MJ.
"This won't rid you of me! You know that, right? Erased memories always come back! I'll grow right back! Dorothy is mine forev—" Head Alien I, a third friggin' time, his consciousness having accidentally been siphoned into Dorothy's mind instead of Head Alien II.