Famous Last Words / Web Animation

Famous Last Words from Web Animation.

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• DEATH BATTLE!
• How It Should Have Ended
• Sonic for Hire
• The Super Mario Adventures: Crossover Clash

Awesome Series

Last words from the Awesome Series:

• Metal Gear Awesome
  • “Whose footprints are these?” one of the soldiers
  • “Yeah! Aw yeah! Yeah! Mmm, yeah! Mmm, mm, mmm! Yeah well, they’re makin’ a new Metal Gear and stuff. And I talked; I gave ‘em the password. Yeah. Aw yeah! You know when you have diarrhea, but doesn’t hurt when it comes out? It’s so satisfyin’, man.” Donald Anderson
  • “Yaw B, that looks like a bullet wound to me!” Roy Campbell
  • “I killed him.” Arin Hanson. He got better.
  • "Well, that was kinda nice—GAAUUUUGH!" another soldier
  • “What?” Arin again. Presumably, he got better.
• Resident Awesome 4
  • “That should do it! God, that took me what, like an hour?” Leon, first death
  • “Fuck.” Leon, second death
• Super Awesome Bros.
  • “Sorry, but your princess is in another cas—“ Toad
• Awesome of the Colossus
  • “Hey asshole, did I ask for a hint yet?! I’ll buy a strategy guide if I cared, jackass!” Wander
• Katamari DamAwesome
  • “Pretty weird, huh?” Frank
  • “Yeah.” Charlie
• Awesome Dug
  • “What? Why would I eat a fruit that’s been rotting in the ground for like, a million years?!” Dig Dug
• Awesome Rising
  • “Hell no!” Ed DeLuca
• Awesome Man
  • "Wha--" Dr. Wily
• Awesome Gaiden
  • "Don’t worry pal, I’ll—“ Strategy Guide
• Gears of Awesome
  • "Now the mission objective here is to infiltrate--" Anya Stroud
  • "Hey Fenix, whassup, gimme some skin man!" Locust Drone 1
  • "Yeah like, you guys never hang with us anymore, what's with that?" Locust Drone 2
• Awesome Chaotix
  • "Hey, what’s going on?” Vector the Crocodile
• A Link to the Awesome
  • "Unnh... Link, I didn't want you involved in this... I told you not to leave the house... Take my sword and shield and listen. You can focus power in the blade… Hold the B button...Then release it using the secret technique handed down by our people... Link, you can do it! Save the Princess... Zelda is your… she is your…!" Uncle Alfon

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• asdfmovie:
  • "Tell my children I love them!" A living cake who got sliced by a guy who was unaware of its sentience. It falls off the table and splatters.
  • "How did I get here?" Desmond the Moon Bear, though these are the only words we hear him say.
  • "No, wait! I'm allergic to adorableness!" The kitten fight victim, though his actual last word was "Aww."
  • "Hey, you know who's gay? Y-" A guy who gets run over by a train (It Makes Sense in Context... sort of.).
  • "You've killed us all!" A guy who drowns to death because another guy spilled his milk.
  • "NOOOOOOOOOOOO... (gurgles)" The guy who spilled his milk, who also drowns to death.
  • "Hey, uh... how do I get to your place again? (...) Okay, thanks." A guy who made the mistake of asking Marmite for directions.
  • "Goodbye, world". Jim, who shoots himself in the head. The world thought he was going somewhere else.
  • "Nooooo...!" The Potato, both times. The first time he gets stepped on by the Potato Killer. The second, he gets run over by a train.
  • "Oh no no no wait-!" The Potato Killer, who gets run over by a train seemingly summoned by the "I Like Trains" Kid.
  • "You can't tell me what to do!" A kid skateboarding in a minefield.
  • "I wanna be a pie!" Billy, who wanted to be a pie.
  • "It worked! My time machine wor-!" A time traveler, who got stomped by a "Stegosaurus".
  • "Quick, shoot me in the face! A guy who immediately gets his wish.
  • "I got it, I'm gonna catch it, I'm gonna catch-!" A kid playing catch, who gets squashed by the surprisingly huge ball.
  • "Banana fight!" A guy who immediately gets shot in the brain for his trouble.
  • "Hello, Mine Turtle!" A guy who gets blown up by the Mine Turtle when another guy steps on the latter.
  • "Hello!" Mine Turtle, in the event of the skits where he blows up.
  • "Mommy, Mommy, look! A turtle!" A girl who falls victim to the Mine Turtle, as it flips out of her hand and onto its detonation button.
  • "Oh, no, I am not stepping on you!" A guy talking to Mine Turtle... who immediately gets crushed by a car driven by a certain llama.
  • "You'll never take me alive!" A guy who somehow manages to commit suicide with a trumpet.
  • "Oh, no!" A whole barbershop quartet falling victim to Mine Turtle, as one of the quartet stepped on him.
  • "I'm drawing a bear!" A girl drawing a picture of a bear on an actual bear, which then eats her.
  • "Here comes the aeroplane!" A woman feeding her baby boy, who suspiciously resembles the "I Like Trains" kid. Their house promptly gets crushed by a plane.
  • "Sure!" A woman who agrees to play "Catch the Knife", only to be shot in the head.
  • "Uh, I'm sorry, but I'm a ghost." Stacy, who commits suicide to get out of going to the prom.
  • "Okay!" A guy taking the phrase "turn that frown upside down" too literally, snapping his whole head upside down.
  • "Larry!" A guy trying to stage an intervention on Larry, who compulsively keeps snapping people's necks.
  • "Look, Mom, I made it!" Susie, who successfully crosses the road only to get pancaked by the "Stegosaurus".
  • "You're a diiiiiiiiiiiiiick..." The man who falls off a cliff because Superguy refuses to save him.
  • "My boyfriend said that [I'm the most beautiful girl in the world], too!" A woman whose friend promptly stabs her with her bare hand on the grounds that "there can be only one".
  • "What have you done?!" Steven, who explodes because he stopped singing.
  • "Yeah-!" A kid who gets squished by the tree behind him after a successful William Telling.
  • "Hey, here comes that trainsgender guy." Another victim of the "I Like Trains" Kid.
  • "Yaaaaaa-!" A kid who wished he could fly just before going "splat" against the ceiling.
  • "What's the magic word?" A guy who gets magically turned into an ice cream cone by a little girl wanting ice cream.
  • "They do?!" A pregnant woman reacting to the saying "babies grow up so fast" just before she explodes, leaving her own child behind.
  • "Oh, no, a giant 'B'!" A guy who gets eaten by a giant bee.
  • "Ha ha! Oh, yeah?" A guy who commits suicide after being told he has one year to live.
  • "I am going to open this door!" A guy who gets his face blown off by a giant butt on the other side of said door.
  • "I... I love you, butt..." A woman attempting to romance the butt from before. The expected happens.
  • "But... but... BUT...! This isn't what I wanted!" A kid disappointed by his birthday present, whose mom suddenly gains the butt from before as a face with predictable results.
  • "A, B, C, D, E, F, Gun!" A woman who gets shot in the face on "gun".
  • "Hey, can your girlfriend do this?" A guy who proceeds to blow himself up in a shower of blood.
  • "Hey, uh... can people fly? (...) That's a shame." A guy who turns out to be falling a great distance.
  • "Aw, that doesn't sound so bad." A guy who gets run over by a driving kitten.
  • "Guilty!" Marshmallow Man.
  • "Oh, no...! I'm still alive!" A man whose suicide attempt is foiled when he squashes a girl who accidentally cushions his fall. He promptly shoots himself.
  • "Hello, sun!" A guy who gets incinerated when the sun comes closer to say "hello" back.
  • "Come on, everybody, do the whale dance!" A guy who gets crushed by a falling whale.
  • "I did!" A small guy who gets squished by the pizza he ordered.
  • "Wait a minute... I can't drive!" A man who promptly crashes his car into a tree.
  • "Stop turning people into-!" A guy who gets turned into an egg.
  • "Yeah, can I get, uh... death?" A guy at a fast food place who inexplicably drops dead seconds later.
  • "What?" The worker the above-mentioned guy is talking to, who meets the same fate.
  • "Oh... okay..." The ghost of a little girl after being told ghosts aren't real.
  • "DEATH!" A crowd of Death Seekers.
  • "When do we want it?!" The protester leading the crowd; both he and the crowd drop dead after he says this.
  • "Hey, guys, sorry I'm la-" A guy who joins the crowd late and drops dead mid-sentence.
  • "Is that a knife?!" A guy who gets shot dead by another guy who simply responds, "No!"
  • "I pronounce you ma-" A priest officiating the "I Like Trains" Kid's wedding.
  • "Hey, dude, pull my finger! A guy who blows up after his friend yanks the tip of his finger off.
  • "Okay! (Beat) Uh-" The above-mentioned guy's friend, just before the explosion.
  • "See? Not all these skits have to end in violence!" A guy who gets shot by TomSka, who responds, "They do."

• The Blue Shell Incident:
  • "Hey! What the bup is going-" Toad, before being blown to bits by a ricocheted bullet
  • "Hey, man...you got the stuff, right?" Larry the Cucumber, before being run over by Mario
  • "damn, he was my BONE-ly customer!" Sans, before being run over by the taxi
  • "What?" Another Toad, before Mario shoots him for no reason
  • "Ho-ho-HOLY SHIT!" Santa Claus, as Lasagna Ocelot's helicopter crashes and explodes
  • "Oh, b-b-b-b-b-OH, FUCK!" Piglet, before being fried by Metal Gear McQueen
  • "OH MY GOD! WAAAAAA-" Wario, before being flattened by Metal Gear McQueen
  • "Thank you so much for playing my game! And now, Luigi...you DIE!" Mario, before Duck impales him with a shovel
  • "Farewell... you were the bro I never had." Duck, as the Power Star keeping him alive wears off

• But Really Really Fast:
  • "Now I have all the drugs- HUEHGH!" Sir Criminal
  • "Hello I am Super Detective L, the best detective in the world and I'm gonna get you Kira- HUEHGH!"Lind L. Tailor
  • "Surprise- HUEHGH!" Naomi Misora
  • "The bells, the bells, the neverending bells- HUEHGH!" L Lawliet
  • "Not implying I introduced myself but I'm dead now huuuuuegh" Rem
  • "I am a petulant child chocolate is my defining character trait hrhrhghghnrgrghnnrrr-" Mello
  • "I HAVE OBTAINED THE BOOK DELETE DELETE DLLELTLELEDLELELTLEDLELLETLELDLTDLTLDLETLDLLEL-" Teru Mikami
  • "I have the super eyes- HUEHGH!" Sochiro Yagami
  • "Anyway I'm on fire now- HUEHGH!" Kiyomi Takada
  • "WHAAA-" Light Yagami
  • "JONATHAN, WHY AM I ON FIRE?!" George Joestar
  • "No but really, they are! There was this feud between Queen Elizabeth the First and Queen Mary who-" Tarkus/Hair Guy
  • "I will attack Big Guy- AGH!" William Zeppeli
  • "Um, actually first I'm gonna attack you with one of my famous slow kick(trademark) attacks." Dire/Slow Kick Guy
  • "WE'RE ALL DEAAAAAAAD!" Page, Jones, Plant and Bornnam
  • "Wife, take this baby!" Jonathan Joestar
  • "Oh my go-" Straizo
  • "Oh no I'm dying now because I didn't realize it was high noon and the water at the bottom of the well is reflecting sunlight!" Santana/Backwards Ribcage Guy according to Joseph's prediction
  • "How confusing and annoying, also AAAAAAAAAAAA-" Esidisi/Column Fellow #2
  • "I'm-" Ceasar Zepelli
  • "JoJo that crossbow ricochet fire rocks nonsense you defeated me with was dumb and forcing me to eat Caesar's headband was weird but I still respect you as a fighter- no I don't yes I do no I don't yes I do- bleh." Wamuu/Column Fellow #1
  • "URAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" Kars/Column Fellow #3
  • "WHAT THE FU-" Incidental Character Speedwagon
  • "I hope it doesn't say 'massacre' on the wall- AHHHHH-" Gray Fly
  • "Now you've activated my-" Devo The Cursed
  • "I can't believe you saw through my ruse!" Rubber Soul
  • "HEY Y'ALL-" J.Geil
  • "No you haven't." Enyaba
  • "Uh oh!" Steely Dan
  • "You cannot break the teeth, it is as hard as diamonds and diamond is unbreakabl- Diamond is unbreakableh..." Midler/High Priestess
  • "Have fun fighting a bird and a sword despite that flashback exclusively containing humanoid characters, bleh." N'doul
  • "Oops! Oops! Oops!" Oingo
  • "What do you mean punching the sword-" Anubis
  • "Hello, child! Together we are invincible and we will defeat the- oops!" Hol Horse
  • "Oops!" Boingo
  • "I HATE THIS, EVERYTHING HURTS!" Iggy
  • "FI-" Mohammed Avdol
  • "I will create this web, and-" Noriaki Kakyoin
  • "URRRWRYYYYYY-" dio (case sensitive)
  • "DIO and his bow and arrow-" Anjuro Katagiri
  • "Wait I'm not done being a villain yet-" Keicho Nijimura
  • "HERE COMES THE SQUISHY GREMLIN WITH THE DRAMATIC DEATH SCEEEEEEEEEEEENE-" Shigechi
  • "AAH! THAT'S MY BAD SIDE!!" Masazo Kinoto
  • "AAH, GRABBY HANDS! MY ONE WEAKNEEEESS!" Cheap Trick
  • "Wait, before you do anything-" Hayato Kawajiri. He gets better.
  • "Hey, the Joj group is investigating this house tomorrow! Also hi, it's me again!" Yoshihiro Kira
  • "Oi Josuke I- BUARHK!" Okuyasu Nijimura. He also gets better
  • "AAH! GRABBY HANDS! IM IN LOVE, I THINK?!" Yoshikage Kira
  • "Watch out for the shmoovin', when he does that you need to aaueeeuuehhehuhehhhh, so says I the Phone Guy, I'm dead!" Phone Guy (Blue version)
  • "I'm what?" Phone Guy (Red version)
  • "Okaaa-" Vagrant
  • "I don't agree, please leave the tongue of the child who is mine preferably!" Confessor
  • "Uh, what are the chances I could..." Kyoka Izumi. She gets better.
  • "Not unless you- aHAHAH AHH AHH A-" Ikkyu, probably
  • "A DOZEN OF EGGS! (I WIN!)" Yoma Hashimoto
  • "What was tha-" The second guy to be eliminated during Simon Says
  • "Okay, that's another 36 viola-" Square Guard
  • "Yes sir!" Ali Abdul
  • "Not anymore!" Ji-yeong
  • "WHY?!" Kang Sae-byeok
  • "This is what we call a pro gamer move!" Han Mi-nyeo
  • "NOOOOO-" Jang Deok-su
  • "Oh, well, it's the journey, not the destination..." Hwang Jun-ho
  • "I would say I disagree wholeheartedly but I'm not sure if I have a heart anymore!! nNNnghtHFGVg!!!!!!" Cho Sang-woo
  • "Hellooooo- *fwump* ...aaaa-" Oh Il-nam
  • "GIORNO GIOVANNA!" Luca
  • "EVERYONE WANTS TO SEE THAT GROOVY THING! AAA-" Black Sabbath
  • "CONGRATULATIONS YOU WON THE MAFIA CIRCLE YOU ARE NOW A MEMBER OF PASSIONE AND WILL FOREVER LEAD A LIFE OF CRIME DO WHAT YOU WILL WITH YOUR NEWFOUND STATUS I ASSUME YOU HAVE ONLY THE BEST OF INTENTIONS I'M HUNGRY-" Polpo
  • "Where's Trish?" Formaggio
  • "Wait, I'm dead!" Illuso
  • "AAAA- OW, OW, OW." Proscuttio
  • "WHA- a- Grr, you'll never get me now-" Pesci
  • "Oh, that's not fair..." Melone
  • "The instructions on delivering the girl are hidden in ah- oops, I hope you caught that, alright that's it from me!" Pericolo
  • "CORRECT!" Ghiaccio
  • "Wait does that mean he knows where we are?" Squalo
  • "E- he... Oh nope, it's- wait does that make it a quadruple negative-" Tiziano
  • "UGUGO-" Carne
  • "Travel was a mistake, lets never travel anywhere again." Leone Abbachio
  • "Aargh, it was my foot, actually!" Risotto Nero
  • "UEGH, BEETLES SUCK!" Ciocolatta
  • "WHAAAAAT?!" Secco
  • "I would like to take this opportunity to say I am so happy to be alive, and that I can't wait to go home and I am SO HAPPY TO BE ALIVE-" Narancia Ghirga
  • "Sure, if that helps you sleep at night." Bruno Bucciarati
  • "IM ALIVE! GEARGH-" Diavolo
  • "CODE RED, CODE RED! REGROUP, THEY GOT ON ANOTHER PLANE!" Nukesaku in an Alternate Universe where the Joestars took another plane and screwed up the minions plan. He dies alongside dio when exposed to The Sun.
  • "Mother!" J.Geil in an Alternate Universe where the Joestars took another plane and screwed up the minions plan. Polnareff immediately recognizes who he is and stabs him to death before he can attack the Joestars new plane.
  • "OH MY ME, ITS THE SUN!" dio(case sensitive), in an Alternate Universe where the Joestars took another plane and screwed up the minions plan. The sun dio's referring to is Arabia Fats' Stand, who tried using it in a last ditch effort to kill the Joestars.

• Confinement:
  • "Now, now, Connor, I'm just taking a gander. It won't be two seconds." Mr. Pierce
  • "No! No-!" SCP-2200-2/Lou Francis Patterson
  • "I was right! I knew it! I was right, and everyone else was wrong! I'm still the hero..." Stanley

• Doge News:
  • ''Now then Spawn of Lilith, you're coming-Tim the Rat
  • ''Oh my god! You-you killed him! You monster! This is Phil to Rat Kingdom, I've found the Spawn of Lilith! Repeat I've found the spawn of-OH MY GO-Phil the Rat
  • Grocery store cash register. The Krogers manager
  • What is that!? WHAT IS THAT!? The Alex Drone
  • SPAAACE! YEEEE-HAAAAWWWW! Portal2 Space-Balls

• Dragonball Gohanverse:
  • "Gohan?" Universe KAL10's Chi-Chi, before performing a Heroic Sacrifice to save her son
  • "Thank you, mortal. I've spent months trying to find something, anything redeemable in humans. And you've just shown me... let me give you my thanks." Zamasu, before he fuses with Universe KAL10's Gohan into Gohan Black
  • From a Raid: Shadow Legends sponsorship video:
    • "Does anyone hear that— AAAAUGH!" An adult Gohan Red Shirt, as El Hermano snaps his neck
    • "Is… is it the PvP?" Another adult Gohan Red Shirt, before El Hermano crushes his skull under his boot
    • "If I sign up at the link down below to get my free Silver, Gems, Mystery Shards and Energy Refill, will you spare me?" Yet another adult Gohan Red Shirt, before El Hermano Yamchas him into a crater with a ki blast
  • "I should've Netflixed and chilled with Baby... AAAAAAAAHHHH!" Android 21, seconds before being blasted to atoms by Slicko Gokhan's "Planet Fucker" attack
  • "The rest... is up to you... Baby..." Gohanic, after a fatal impalement from Emo Gohan's Spiked Blanco technique
  • "I'm… sorry, Gohana… I wasn't… strong… enough…" The (Future) Trunks of Gohana's timeline, as seen in a flashback
  • "You… freaking bitch… how… how could you betray the Council?" A Pimp Named Gohan after Gohana impales him through the chest with her hand, and just before Gohana gives the killing blow
  • "G-Gohan… you… were… right…" Absalon Gohan's Piccolo, as seen in a flashback, before having his head crushed by El Hermano
  • "Sweet! I'm going to get vored! Let's fucking go—!" A Gohan transformed into a chocolate ball by Android 21, before she eats and absorbs him
  • "What else is there to say? You completely bested me. Pity… if I didn't despise you Piccolos, I'd have asked you to join our ranks. Baby would've helped you reach the next level of that form you got there. Maybe El Hermano too, if he wasn't in the Dead Zone. I will say this: if what was said about the legend is true, then I can't wait to watch from Hell… you losing everything you hold dear, boy. (maniacal laughter)" Great Saibaman's Defiant to the End speech to the super-sized Piccolo 7DT, who then swallows him whole just before his Suicide Attack blows

• Dragonzball P
  • "Kaka Carmen Electra...show him what for it mean to be...Super Sand Legend. Euuuuuhhhh, I'm dead!" Virginia (Vegeta)
  • "Oh noooooo..." Kristen Stewart (Krillin)
  • "It's true! He is Super Sand Lesbian, daaauuugh!" Freezy-Pop (Frieza)
  • "You did it Goku, hmmm!" Master Roshi

• Emesis Blue:
  • "You want my briefcase?" The Informant/"Stalingrad". He comes back wrong.
  • "What's the matter with him?" Jeremy's mom
  • "If I had a gun I'd shoot you, you sick bastard!" Jeremy. His last understandable words, that is. His actual last words are incoherent screaming as Zed drills him to death.
  • "Hold on. Lemmie get him for ya." Maynard Conagher
  • "I woulda got you..." Zed Conagher
  • "My God! NO!" RED Medic
  • "What'd he tell ya?" "Cyclops", in his Dying Dream
    • "What the hell’d this man call me?" His last words in the real world.
  • "But... I... I've given you everything you wanted!" Jules Archibald
  • "See you on the other side." The Hunter
  • "I know." Fritz Ludwig, before dying for the second time. He gets better again.
  • "So, in Archibald's death, and in accordance to his will, I will be taking his place as Chairman of the Board, to end this treason and corruption once and for all!" Detective Jacques Murnau
  • "Help me..." Blutarch Mann
  • "Good gravel... I won! I outlived you, brother! I am the last Mann standi--" Redmond Mann
  • "Gott hilf mir."^note Translation: "God help me." Fritz Ludwig, in his own Dying Dream. It's unknown whether he gets better again.

• A Fox in Space:
  • "This is… (shallow breath) …such an ugly planet…" Dessler "Dess" Coba, before finally succumbing to his wounds

• FreezeFlame
  • Carl
    • "Why?" Toadette Onix
    • "Thanks! If you're lucky, I'll send you a picture!" Issac Falcon
    • "Wait-" Leonard "Leon" Slater
  • Bowser's Koopalings
    • "You bet. Thanks for thawing me out, you two! When I find Bowser, I swear Junior can kiss his ass goodbye- Airship Pilot
    • "Okay, son. Just please, think about what I said. Not just for the kingdom, but for me. King Bowser Koopa I, to his son, the future King Bowser Koopa II
    • "Dammit! Shroobet! Do I have to do everything myself?" Elder Shrooboid
    • "Silence! Alright Earthlings, brace yourselves! this might tickle!" Shroobet
    • "Finally! The boss will be very pleased! He might even promote me to a general! Underwood
    • "Thanks. So, uh, can I get paid now?" Makarov
    • "What the Hell?!" Dummkopf
    • "We best be off. Johann's men will surely know if we're out here for too long". Reinhold, to Sophia Eisenhower
    • "You're right. Thanks so much guys. Please take good care of Ludwig". Sophia Eisenhower, to Bowser Koopa II and Princess Peach Toadstool
    • "No!! NO!!" King Johann Von Speckbohne XVIII
    • "No!! Not my amiibo collection!! Drake Francis
  • Donkey Kong Island
    • "Oh, fu-" Kremling Engineer Benefactor Android Butler
    • "Aw, crap." Hootz
  • Wars of Frozen Flames
    • "I yield!! I yield!!" Sir Kristoph Tyebolt
    • "Please no! I'll go! I'll go-!! Unnamed Anarchist Peasant
    • "Please, no!! I have a family!! Another Unnamed Anarchist Peasant
    • "There's no time for drinks, we need to go now!" Unnamed Sherbet Knight
    • "Word it how you please! Treason is treason! Attack!! Lord Herard Bane
    • "I may be old, but I've still got my spirit!" Lord Symon Blackfoot
    • "Aw, ductile pastries!" Lord Sigmund Phoenix
    • "It's been an honor, my lord..." Sir Edrick Greyford
    • "Hey, what's going on here-" Unnamed Innkeeper
    • "My nephew is a good man, and would make a better King than the three of you could ever hope to be!" Lord Raymund Kassimeer
    • "You traitor! I won't stand for this!" Sir Raymund Russet
    • "Long live House Blackfoot." Sir Ronan Blackfoot
    • "I said... run..." Sir Harrin Sylver
    • "I'm very sorry, my lord..." Lord John Tyebolt
    • "As am I. In all my years I've never met a finer swordsman." Sir John Skayles
    • "So whadda we do?! If they're coming for the King, that means they're coming after us!" Sir Baron Blackfoot
    • "For as long as I am standing, Lord Berwick Python shall not come within an inch of the King's presence! And if he does, he shall die!" Lord Horace Sylver
    • "That's a risk we're gonna have to take..." Sir Siebold Skayles
    • "Wait, what?!" Lord Kolfax

• Girl-chan in Paradise
  • "How will we ever defeat this unstoppable tagging machine!? I'll have to use my number one ability! Green Guy sacrificing himself to take out Maytag; an argument between the voice actors makes him get better.

• Half Life: Side Story: Gaiden: HUNT DOWN FREE MAN:
  • "please! Do not die us!" Unknown Scintist.
  • "FUCK-" Moint Pan. He gets better.
  • "MOINT PAN you are devil boy who ahs come to defy god and be evil and god does not like you!" Christian Captain, in the script.
  • "Be right back! gotta get my burgrs out!" Christian Captain, in the video.
  • "uIYOU CANNOT KILL THE BREEN OR HUNT DOWN FREE MANW ILL KILL HIM FIRST" Combines boss, which Moint Pan responds with "NOT IF I KILL U WHO WAN TO KILL HIM BEFORE!".
  • "moint an the anser to all your problems is" cloon man's daught.
  • "i knew I would always be alone in end! That is good,! monster needs be alone to kill other monster!" Moint Pan. Yet again, he gets better.
  • "oh no" Adman, in the script.
  • "'The fuck did I do?" Adman, in the video.

• Heavy is Dead:
  • "It is good day to be not dead!" Heavy. He's quite talkative while he's dead, though, and he gets better in the end.
  • "Yes! He died!" Soldier
  • "Aww, come on! Pfffft, freakin' unbelievable. No, seriously, you all suck." Scout
  • "Scout! I will heal you!" Medic
  • "THE HEAVY IS DEAD?!" Sniper
  • "I didn't! That was a joke too!...oh, I'm dead." Demoman
  • "Ah, damn it, Heavy, fuck off! You are dead!" Engineer
  • "Well, that was idiotic. Off to hang myself! Watch and lea-" Spy

• Helluva Boss:
  • "Oh. Shit. Well, I’ll just shoot you in your smart-ass mouth!" Martha

• The History of Europe provides many examples of inspiring speeches, none of which are given by a nation facing it's death, unless that nation is the USSR.
  • Wallachia: Zog...
  • Venice: Moo!
  • Poland: Wawa...
  • Ireland: Blerg...
  • Bulgaria: ...Meeeep...
  • Novgorod: Flarg...
  • Soviet Union: Alas, I have lost...But remember this, the stamp of oxygen combusts violently in the forest...

• Homestar Runner:
  • "I am a vampire and" Trevor the Vampire. Apparently.
  • "End of line." Tandy 400
  • "It is time. You know what to do." The Paper

• MeatCanyon:
  • "Dear God, where is that fairy? Fairy! Take away this puppet boy's life! He's evil! He's nothing but pure evil! Jesus Christ, Lord have mercy on my soul, please, save me! Good Lord, where's a box of matches when I need it? Set this demon ablaze, please, God!" Geppetto

• Meta Runner:
  • "So you are behind this. Hm. Well played." Derek Lucks, right before he gets shot point blank in the head. He was referring to Dr. James Sheridan, who was hacking Masa's Meta Runner arm and forcing Masa to shoot Lucks.
  • "Get off me! I am supposed to win! None of you stupid, brainless, weak-minded idiots are going to destroy my work ever again!" Dr. James Sheridan, having a Villainous Breakdown as Marco finally catches him. He is killed when Marco sticks him with Sheridan's own meta bugs and shoves the mad scientist into his own server; Sheridan is then fried alive by the resulting electrical discharge, also destroying the server.

• Minilife TV:
  • [coughing] "Everything's going dark, sir." Diego Sanchez
  • "They extracted all the personal files of the fighters from my system. They are planning to-" Zoey, whose Distress Call is disrupted by a member of the X-Team shooting her

• Murder Drones:
  • "No! No! Please don't feed me my own entrails in front of my family!" Grant, an unfortunate Worker Drone being, as the words imply, disemboweled by Serial Designation V, a Disassembly Drone.
  • "Um, actually, it's gin rummy. So..." Todd, one of the WDF members trying to clarify what kind of rummy he and his colleagues are playing to Serial Designation N. Said Disassembly Drone prompty impales Todd to the wall, then decapitates him.
  • "Hey, Uzi! I just realized no one's said my name out loud before, so I'm just letting you know I'm—!" Braxton, another WDF member trying to introduce himself to Uzi as they're running for their lives from N. He gets vertically bisected by N's carving laser before he finishes.
  • "Equity partnersh—" Serial Designation J, who eats a massive blast to the face from Uzi's railgun, leaving her top half completely vaporized. She gets better.
  • "Ugh... please just leave the light... (lights shut off) ...ugh." Frank, a Worker Drone who ends up discovering Serial Designation J's Solver Core awakening; after it infects nearby machinery, it proceeds to violently dismantle Frank.
  • "Alright!" Tim, one of Frank's colleagues who is tricked by a hologram of Frank (projected by the Absolute Solver) to "join him standing eerily still over there in suspiciously low resolution". Once he comes close enough, the Absolute Solver impales him from behind, drags him up into the ceiling, and tears him apart.
  • "Any forensic things over there? Do we have fingerprints?" Sarah, a Worker Drone who falls into an incredibly convincing trap set by the Absolute Solver, as it created fully realistic holograms of a crime scene. Shortly after it disperses the holograms, Sarah is never seen again; it is implied the Solver killed her.
  • "Sneaky sneaky. Sneaking away. Get snuck up on. (Stab) Oww. (Stabbed again) Oww. (Stabbed a couple more times) Oww. O-O-O-O-Oww." Serial Designation J's Solver Core (a.k.a. Eldritch J), which is stabbed to death by N's nanite acid tail after her body is destroyed by Uzi's damaged railgun. Both J and the Solver recover, J in a new body, the Solver because it's a Digital Abomination.
  • "Your dress is really cute!" Penny, a Worker Drone attending the prom, commenting on Serial Designation V's attire for the event. When Doll unleashes her Solver powers in her attempt to kill V, Penny tries to run, but Doll uses her powers to give Penny a Neck Snap before squashing her into an oily mess.
  • "Ah! There's where I left my excuse to be outside right now." Reid, a Worker Drone who left his glasses outside of the plantation. Right after he finds them, he is ambushed by Tessa James Elliott, who beheads him with her sword.
  • "I get it now!" Darren, who snuck away to make out with his girlfriend Rebecca, referring to his girlfriend "setting a mood" for their alone time. Unfortunately, the cabin they chose to sneak off to was inhabited by Uzi, who had just transformed into a Murder Drone herself: she proceeds to kill Darren (off-screen) and drink his oil.
  • "Purple eyes... hot topic..." Rebecca, who has literally been ripped in half at the waist by Uzi after she killed Darren. She dies trying to warn her fellow campers about the transformed and vampiric Solver Uzi (albeit with cryptic description), bleeding out of oil.
  • "Ohhhh... you...?" Braidon, recognizing (or maybe not) Rebecca's murderer. Shortly after saying this, Uzi uses her Solver powers to make his head explode.
  • "I think I've read that's good!" Emily, taking Ronathon's suggestion to split up (which was actually a horrible decision). Uzi eventually kills her and uses her body to lure Lizzy in, ripping Emily's head off and nearly killing Lizzy.
  • "Does it at least have pictures...?" Ronathon, after Solver Uzi drops a book in front of him. Uzi replies, "There isn't. I checked." before violently murdering him off-screen. His distant death scream as Uzi slaughters him might be a Big "NO!".
  • "Uzi... I trust you." Serial Designation V, right before allowing the Sentinels to rip her apart so Uzi, N, and Tessa can escape. Whether she is actually dead remains ambiguous.
  • "I will not let it use me to consume the planet!" Doll, translated from Russian, referring to the Absolute Solver. Shortly after this, she is mauled to death by the Solver (which is possessing the corpse of Tessa Elliott), which later rips out her core and devours it.
    • "FIGHT BACK." Doll again, though this is a message in Russian left on her eye visor after she is rendered offline by the Absolute Solver.
  • "Cute. You know why I keep you around, N—?" "Tessa James Elliott"... or rather, the Absolute Solver/Cyn wearing Tessa's skin, who gets decapitated by Serial Designation N. This death does not stick, and "Tessa" soon reveals herself.

• Needlem0use:
  • "No, no, no, [scream]" — Martin, immediately before his death, finAle
  • "My God...Sarah!" Luther Jamie Artwright, searching for the Needlemouse disc, finAle
  • "Tom, I'm not gonna lie, I think its time to stop. I don't think we should keep messing with this game anymore. I was going through the files, right, and this shit just goes so much deeper than we both thought. I'm...probably just just gonna shelve this disc somewhere because...having it here's just...it doesn't feel right." — Kyle Henderson, Duo

• The Nightly News at Nine:
  • "And how do you feel about Malifios's escape?" Steve Deepsea, right before he's eaten by the Legshark he's interviewing.
  • "You do not compuuuuuute…!" Grabbor

• The Nightmare Before Christmas Who: Skellington's Revenge:
  • "Today, I'm gonna sneak up and get that Sandy with a—" Spongebob in the game that Patrick was playing, before abruptly getting struck by The Moon
  • "Aw, I got dead again! My fat stinks!" Patrick in a show Spongebob was watching, before becoming a snack for a demon
  • "WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA!" Sandy, before melting as a result of Spongebob splashing her
  • "No! NO! You're being an ass!" Sally, before being kicked into a well 300 style by Jack
  • Everyone who enters The Black Hiver's dimension, who either have their souls stolen or Reforged To Minion. They get better:
    • "Hey, nice shootin' there!" Scout
    • "What the hell was that crap?" Robo-Scout
    • "I got a good feeling about this!" Soldier
    • "I'm going to tear out your very— AAAAHH! Robo-Soldier
    • "Incoming!" Medic
    • "Hooray!" Patrick
    • "This is no time for celebration, that giant is still on the loose!" Fluttershy
    • "YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE MEEE!" Fluttershy's form after becoming one of the Hiver's minions
    • "Hi! DOH!" Patchy
    • "But Eddy, we don't have an interdimensional portal!" Edd
    • "Aw! What a disaster!" Spy
    • "MOMMY!" Eddy
    • "Do something, guys!" Ed
    • "GO!" Heavy
    • "No! I won't let you destroy Christmas!" Spongebob
    • "Absurd pugilist!" Black Hiver

• Pretty Blood:
  • "Mama... Please, stop!" Nappy
  • "NO!" Viccy
  • "How..." Luny
  • "I... feel so... dizzy... this is... how death... feels...?" Copper
  • "I WILL POSSESS YOU! AFTER I DIE, I'LL HAUNT YOU TO DEATH!" Bloon
  • "Help... me..." Carl
  • "DAMMIT!!!" Canny
  • "This... is... how i die as the... veteran...?" Kim
  • "I'M OUT OF AMMO!!!" Puzz

• Something About:
  • Pokemon Battle Royale:
    • "Oh, noooooooo-" Machamp
    • "I won!" Magikarp
  • Legendary & Mythical Pokémon Battle Royale:
    • "Wha happen?!" Ho-Oh
    • "Oh no!" Solgaleo
    • "Chaos CONTROL!" Dialga
  • Mega Pokémon Battle Royale:
    • "Heh, fret not, m'lady. I will vanquish this horrible beast!" Mega Gallade
    • "Look at that!" Mega Sableye
    • "It's time to d-d-d-d-d-Duel!" Mega Audino
  • Gigantamax Pokémon Battle Royale:
    • "Hit me, I dare you-" G-Max Coalossal
    • "Adiós" G-Max Charizard
    • "Will I be okay if I eat a literal mountain of trash"^note Not spoken, but typed into the Goomle search engine G-Max Gengar
    • "Ho, ho, ho!" G-Max Kingler
    • "Any last words before I kill ya?" G-Max Urshifu R
  • Pokémon Battle Royale: ULTRA BEASTS!:
    • "I... AM. IN. PAIN." Stakataka
    • "(SPAAAAAACE.)" Celesteela
    • "Revo s'ti." Kartana
  • Starter Pokemon Battle Royale:
    • "Shaken, not stirred." Inteleon
    • "How about a magic trick?" Meowscarada
    • "Yee." Torterra
    • "Okay! Now you die." Rillaboom

• SMG4:
  • "You better win Splatfest for me, okay?" Desti after she is fatally stabbed by a Sephiroth replica.
  • "I didn't mean no harm!" Francis when trying to beg Saiko to spare his life while being placed into one of his own zuccer machines.
  • "I am...deeeeeeeeaaaaaaad..." Greg, after being accidentally blown up by Mario in Space Invaders.
  • The characters who are erased during "Deleted."
    Frankie: hahaha, dying tickles.
    Tari: I don't want to go Mario!!!!
    Bob: SHIIIII—
    Saiko: Yeah, of course I'm am, but I'm from the future! You gotta make the game version of me come alive again.
    Past Fishy Boopkins: What the—? Who are you?
    Present Fishy Boopkins: Uh oh...
    Luigi: HEY! STOP RIGHT-AHHHHH!!!!
    Meggy: NO! MARIO!!!-
    SMG4: I'm sorry... I couldn't save them...
  • "Haha no way, it was all me!" Meggy in an alternate timeline
  • "SMG2? What's happening? Spudnick, who has his lifeforce sucked out of him by Zero.
  • "You dare oppose me? Now death is what you'll face! Erased with no trace! Welcome to my world of despair and sadness!" Ax0l, who is later destroyed upon the death of Axol.
    • "PATHETIC." Zero, who is later destroyed in the destruction of the God Box.
  • "Melony...thank you...for the adventure..." Axol, before Melony is forced to Mercy Kill him in order to destroy Ax0l.
  • "OK! THAT’S ENOUGH- WAIT NO, THAT’S TOO MUCH, STOP, WAIT- NOOoooooooo-!!!" The Box Club Leader, who is destroyed by the power of the God Box.
  • "Haha, I'm gonna getcha!" Fred, who is accidentally killed by a God Box-powered Niles.
  • "I love you." Terrance, before being converted into meme energy.
  • "This can't be the end! We were supposed to be together in our new universe…" Niles, before he passes on to the afterlife with SMG0 as Zero is destroyed.
  • "Come on, buddy… let’s go… I bet Fred’s waiting for us…" SMG0, see above.
  • "I’m so glad we met, Red…" Meggy, after Miyamoto signs the Super DMCA to kill all the non-Nintendo characters. She and the others get better.
  • "Hey, guys… thanks for watching SMG4 for so long. Goodbye." SMG4, before Luke deletes the channel, killing him. He also gets better.
  • "Well... at least you made one hell of a rival." One-Shot Wren, after being left to die in his own collapsing lair.
  • "I just wanted… to make a good TV show." Mr. Puzzles

• Starters:
  • "SHE'S PROBABLY A FUCKING DELPHOX-" Mudkip, before his brains are blown out. He gets better.

• Sugoi Quest For Kokoro
  • "You're not even Japanese, You're just a weaboo!" Flayme Rayven
  • "YOU'RE FACING THE WRONG WAY!" Karkat-kun

• Sunset Paradise:
  • "Mind if I cut into this dance? Mayora Bora
  • "Of course. We're partners." Auri Bori. He gets better.
  • "You'll never get me! Never!" Sir Benedict Cumbersnatch
  • "Sounds like someone we know." Shadow Meggy

• Teen Girl Squad (note: characters are killed multiple times):
  • Issue 1:
    • "A'ight." So and So
    • "OW! My skin!" The Ugly One
    • "Dag, yo." What's Her Face
  • Issue 4:
    • "So Quarterman, how's about you and me?" Cheerleader
  • Issue 5:
    • "I'M 5 YEARS OLDER AND IN COLLEGE!!!" Cheerleader
  • Issue 7:
    • "Waaaahh!" young Tompkins
    • "NO! IT'S MINE! IT'S A HUNDRED! SHUT IT OFF!!" young Cheerleader
    • "Look at how much we've grown!" Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One simultaneously
  • Issue 8:
    • "16 hour drum solo! doo do boop bop..." The Ugly One
    • "My autograph? Why sure!" So and So
    • "OW! My most of me!!" What's Her Face
    • "Everybody died 'cept me!! (A chomping sound is heard.) Aw, crap!" Cheerleader
  • Issue 9:
    • "Owww, my entire life!" Cheerleader
    • "I can be a teen girl!" Mr. Pitters
  • Issue 10:
    • "Any o'you boys wanna ditch this preschool party? I know of a couple HAWT junior college jams we could hit." Cheerleader
    • "Oww! I hope they have those corn chips in heaven!" What's Her Face
    • "Say, Tompkins, Brett Bretterson and I are Splitsville, so I'm lookin for a little rebound action!" So and So
    • "It's our tenth issue-versary!!! Let's do a clip show!!!" Cheerleader (again)
    • "Let's have a wedding!!" So and So (again)
    • "Let's have a baby!!!" The Ugly One
    • "Let's kill someone off!" What's Her Face (again)
  • Issue 11:
    • "Ahh! My tan lines!" Cheerleader
    • "I love summer camp!" The Ugly One
    • "Oh, the memories!" What's Her Face
  • Issue 12:
    • "Owww! My the fact that I was alive a second ago!" The Ugly One
    • "Valen-TINES!! T-I-N—" So and So
    • "TTYL!" Cheerleader
    • "I won't BRB!" Class Prez
  • Issue 13:
    • "Don't let Timkins play my PSone!!!!!" Tompkins
    • "So dignified!" Cheerleader
    • "That's better!" The Ugly One
    • "AHH! THE POPO! I can't do another nickel!" So and So
    • "OW! MY STYLE! (or lack thereof)" What's Her Face
  • Issue 14:
    • "AHH! My secret weakness!!" So and So/Scantron
    • "Thank groodness. Sweating is against several of my religions! Cheerleader
    • "Ooh. What's this?" What's Her Face
  • Issue 15:
    • "THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE!" Japanese Culture Greg
    • "A new twist on an old classic!" What's Her Face
    • "Oh, he didn't. He just sent his avatar 'in his stead'." So and So
    • "Owww! Sheep, you lied!" D n' D Greg
    • "PUT ME DOWN! I'M OFF DUTY!" Cheerleader
    • "Stupid 4 Gregs. There was a time when I woulda been massacred as one of those girls' prom date." Tompkins

• TOME: Terrain of Magical Expertise
  • "Such overwhelming power...Incredible." The Forbidden Power

• Turbulence (Team Fortress 2):
  • "The burning you feel? ...It is shame." Propeller Hat Heavy
  • "AAE-Heavy— don't you dare— no no no— no, no—" The Scout passenger next to the exit that the Heavy Pilot forces open.
  • "You IMBECILE! You've doomed us ALL!" Spy Copilot
  • "Apologies." Spy Pilot, in response to above.
  • "Did you miss me?" Scout Pilot
  • "Augh, here we go!" The Soldier who took the order to initiate Operation Soaring Eagle.
  • "I hate yooouuuu!" The Soldier commander. Except his head survived the crash and could then speak and move just fine.

• Underpants:
  • "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" King Asgore, after Flowey stabs him in the Normal Ending
  • "NO! I'll fight you!" Frisk, before Omega Flowey stomps them in the Normal Ending
  • "I will defeat..." Frisk, before Flowey starts delivering one million stabs to them in the True Ending (though Flowey gets interrupted by various monsters demanding, "DON'T TOUCH THE CHILD!!!")
  • "I'll fight you!" Frisk, before Asriel first kills them in the True Ending
  • "I refuse!" Frisk, before the second, third, and fourth times Asriel kills them in the True Ending
  • "I..." Frisk, before the fifth time Asriel kills them in the True Ending; Frisk proudly adds "...refuse!" after respawning.
  • "Your stupid brothe-" Frisk to Sans, the last thing they say before Sans punches them to death in the Genocide Ending
  • "HOW DARE YOU!?!?" Frisk, before Sans gives them bone-induced brain damage in the Genocide Ending
  • "Ha ha! I'm still aliv-" Frisk, before Sans first Gaster-Blasts them in the Genocide Ending
  • "So.... I guess that's it, huh? Just... don't say I didn't warn you. Welp. I'm going to Grillby's. Papyrus... do you want anything?" Sans, after Frisk stabs him in the Genocide Ending
  • "You must be the one that Flow-" King Asgore, before Frisk and Flowey stab him in the Genocide Ending
  • "See? I never betrayed ya! IT'S JUST A PRANK, BRO! After all it's me, your best friend! I can be helpful... I-I can-I can help... I-I can... I.... Please don't kill me.." Flowey, the last thing he says before Frisk beats him to death in the Genocide Ending
  • "Thanks Sans." Frisk, in between sparing Sans in the Genocide Ending, and getting "dunked on" when Sans slides a bone into their brain
  • "What?! Who's Tom? What are you talkin about!? WHAT IS GOING ON!?!?" Sans, in between getting spared by Frisk in the Genocide Ending, and getting a "bad Tom" from SANESSSSSSSS

• The Walten Files:
  • "[loud cough] WHAT WAS THAT THI-!?" Brian Stells, Company Introductory Tape
  • "I don’t really know why this dude has a cassette player thing installed, but my guess is that used for um, for birthday parties, like, they would play a customized tape or something? I don't know. But we're about to find out." Ashley Parks, Relocate Project
  • "-may take a few more minutes to take [Bon] to the backstage, just to make sure everything's okay. I'm the only one left, Chris left some hours ago and Felix [Kranken] didn't even show up. I'll leave and close the restaurant when I'm finished, I'm sure its not gonna take long." Susan Woodings, Bunnyfarm
  • "Everything is gonna be okay." Molly Walten, Bunnyfarm

• Xionic Madness:
  • "You must go on with the mission... Goodbye." Askad
  • "Heh, Omega, Xero, Kary. As brief as it was, it was nice to see you all, one last time. Farewell." Robot!Askad
  • "Farewell... Askad..." Kary-08
  • "We'll all be waiting for you." Omega
  • "Friends? Heh, yeah, I'll be meeting them finally tonight." Xero