Weird dreams

My dream was at my college's SAU. There's a small fountain thing in the center of the building, and in my dream there were some fish in there. My family was there and we were looking at the fish, when a GIANT orange fish (like the size of me) leaps out of the fountain and onto a ground. It was a dangerous fish, and some woman walks into the room to try and calm down the fish. She begins singing to the fish, and it starts flailing less and less. While singing to the fish, she picks it up and slowly walks it over to the fountain before dumping it back into the fountain.

So I had a dream that I wound up in the middle of a terror attack at some mall. I had a Belgian soldier with a rifle behind me, so I decided to run from the cover of one concrete pillar to another, and when I looked from behind it, I spotted a terrorist turned away from me. Luckily, the alarm clock kicked in when I was considering my options (a. lone Tango with his back to me - deck the bastard and commandeer his gun, but b. there's that soldier behind me, better not confuse him with that stunt).

In the dream, my mom and grandmother were still alive (never mind the fact my grandmother would be in her 90's if she was still alive IRL and not as spry as she is in my dreams). I had, for some reason, been able to obtain my own house, and my parents, my grandmother, and this old guy that my grandmother was apparently involved with were helping me move in. I think my brother and his girlfriend were there too.

Anyway they were bringing in furniture (and a Christmas tree for some reason even though I don't think the dream took place at Christmastime but I think the old guy thought it'd look nice in the bay window this house had), and I was going to get some groceries.

Now is where the EXTREME CUTENESS part of the dream comes in! I'd gotten some groceries, like 60 bucks worth or something, and was finishing checking out when I noticed this cute tiny kitten (maybe 8 weeks old, orange and cream with a heart on its side, looked like Peaches from Neko Atsume.) in a cage at the end of the register. Half joking I said to ring up the kitten too. The clerk said the kitten was free to a good home and I asked if I could take it on the condition that if my other cat didn't get along with it I'd have to rehome it. Clerk said this was ok so I went home with the groceries and the kitten.

So I get home with this kitten and go looking for Dusty to introduce them, figuring Dusty is hiding somewhere from all the commotion. Instead I see... two tuxedo cats! One was a kitten about the size of the one I'd just brought home and the other was maybe a year old. I let the orange-and-cream kitten out of the cage to meet the tuxedos and go looking for Dusty. Who I find. Then I go to get the orange-and-cream one and am face to face with a floofy calico kitty!

So here I am, herding cats, Dusty is slinking around trying to get used to the new place but also curious about the other cats, tuxedo kitties are chasing calico kitty around and Peaches-looking kitty wants to snuggle. Then an ambulance shows up and I'm worried that the old guy fell while trying to put the tree in the window, but the sirens aren't on or anything, and it turns out that the clerk from the store has a second job as an EMT and wanted to come check on the kitten. I say that yes, I am keeping the kitten and naming it Peaches and the clerk leaves.

And then I woke up.

You're lucky! Why can't I have cute dreams like that?

I was in a Supermarioglitchy4 video. (I was represented as a Palette Swap of Mario, like most human characters.) The main cast and I were trapped in some creepy dark building, and Katz was trying to kill us. But instead of the deathtraps he uses in the show, he was actually chasing us with a knife. We split up to get away from him. Whenever one of us died, we would reset like in a video game. Katz killed me multiple times.

edited 14th Apr '16 8:48:43 AM by DrNoPuma

I was playing a video game of some sort with some of my troper friends. I think it was a Hunger Games MMO. I was playing as Ruby, and I made an alliance with some char named "Monoko", who was apparently OP. Ruby must also have been OP, because someone commented that the rest of them were now doomed. Then I changed my char to Sora...somehow. I think I did it by changing my avatar. Anyway, shortly after this I woke up.

So basically, it was the Hunger Games sim we like to play as an MMO!

edited 14th Apr '16 5:11:07 PM by TooManyIdeas

I had a pretty weird dream last night. It wasn't weird in the traditional sense, but... it's kinda made me start questioning my sexuality a little.

So, I was at school, in class with this one girl. For some reason, she grabbed my hand in both of hers, and I decided to make eye contact with her. I think I wanted to kiss her, but the dream ended before I could do that.

What's weird is that the girl in my dream is a person I hate in real life.

edited 17th Apr '16 8:02:29 AM by astrokitty

I had a weird dream involving, well, numerous shenanigans.

It started out at a bus stop in the rain, where I was, decked out in some big yellow raincoat. As I waited for a bus to take me, somewhere, I looked onto the ground and saw a single invitation.

Said invitation was for a party at Andrew Hussie's house, but the address wasn't in it at all! Thus, I chose to go on a quest, leaving the bus stop.

As if on cue, I was on the roof of a building, conversing with two fictional characters from homestuck, Dave Strider [In a deadpool cosplay, for some odd reason] and Tavros Nitram, who convinced me that he could fly a helicopter.

Shortly afterwards, we were in the middle of a desert, being led by a certain grey texted troll in desert garb, and the Mayor.

Then my brain decided: hey we're gonna wake up soon might as well do a really fast montage.

Eventually, after numerous scenes, little to none of which made sense. [First I was in a desert, then on Everest, then climbing a volcano, then in some guy's basement, and now, I'm on an island.] we managed to find the address.

So, with minutes to spare, we made it to the party, snuck past Arnold/The Terminator bouncer, and proceeded to drunkenly crash it, causing Hussie's fans to leave, just as he had planned.

Then I hit on Vriska and got into a bar fight with Hussie, lost, and woke up.

Pretty sure I read a little too much Homestuck that day.

edited 14th Apr '16 6:43:37 PM by RandomWriter413

I was at Steven's house, brushing my teeth. The sink was decorated with scented candles that looked like Yellow Diamond. Suddenly, Amethyst popped behind my back and whispered to me, "hey! You should try some! They're really good!" and took a big bite out of one of them. After gargling, I scrunched my face as I sank my teeth into the candles, wondering why I gave in to this. Crunch! I opened my mouth and screamed. Cavities were forming on my teeth. That's when I realized: those candles were gem-encrusted!

Instead of going to the dentist, I brushed harder on my teeth to try to soothe the pain. But as I was swirling the toothpaste inside, a revolting taste filled my cheeks. I gagged and spat it out, and much to my disgust, the toothpaste turned into chocolate!

I actually spat on my pillow when I woke up.

I had a dream that was faaaar into the future (but everyone was still the same age) where humanity had attained a global peace. But there were these weird disturbances everywhere. So me and a team go investigate one such disturbance in Paris during the night.

At this point in time, paris's Eiffel tower had been taken down and replaced with a gigantic radio tower that covered the whole city (but the plaza that the eiffel tower was in looked absolutely empty and sad so the town was no collecting money to rebuild the eiffel tower). Anyway, there was snow absolutely everywhere in the city, and the lead investigator was trying to find out whether or not there were "snow streams". The mayor of the city insisted they weren't, but we found evidence of snow streams where the eiffel tower once was. As such, we had to find the source of the snow streams (because they're caused by the weird disturbance). It didn't take long to find it, considering it was a huge pillar of wind and snow. So we decided to launch spiderman via a sling to get him to the top and destroy the source. So we launched spiderman up there. And missed. So we tried again. We missed even worse and he hit the ground with a large thump. So we tried one more time, and missed even worse than last time with an even worse landing.

Tired of this, i decided to launch myself with the sling. I didn't miss. When I got to top there was a girl atop the wind and snow. I don't know what happened after that, but I do know that once I landed I was being shot at and I had spiderman's powers. Basically the entire FBI and CIA were after me, coming at me with tons of ammunition. I was also in a large room. I ducked behind a corner with a table stacked next to it for protection. They kept coming at me, so I was forced to use my new powers to incapacitate them to keep them from killing me. However, the more I used them the more my arms hurt and bled. Eventually a girl (not the one from before) rushed over to my side and asked what was going on and how she could help. I told her to hurry on out of here, that it wasn't safe. Just then one of the agents came past the barrier ready to shoot me. But she stopped the bullets with her body, long enough for me to take out the soldier. That's when the girl from before ran over told me that we don't have time and that we've gotta go. She grabbed my arm and pulled me through a nearby door which took us to Disneyworld.

She ran off saying that we'd meet up sometime in the future. I decided to hang around Disneyworld (which looked incredibly different), but all the good rides were closed. So I walked home via the Disneyworld Library (because it was connected to my house). After getting home I ate a bit of dinner, saw that the sun was rising, and decided to get some sleep.

edited 15th Apr '16 7:07:12 AM by EpicBleye

Last night:

We were going to give a friend of mine some baby rabbits for his birthday. They all had black fur and one of them liked biting me for some reason while another had gigantic ears. We arrived at his house and gave him the bunnies, and then we went outside to find that some lions were passing by. One lion cub was apparently an orphan, so we tries to take him in, but he wouldn't let us near him. I don't really remember what happened after that.

That's one of the most mundane dreams I've had in a while.

Another dream where I get horribly murdered. However, I don't think there were any giant animals in this one:

I was a girl (I think I might have been Jennifer Strange.) There were these 3 witches who had a huge grudge against me, and plotted to kill me. I knew about their plan, so I tried to reason with them. Eventually, we became frenemies. The witches still decided to kill me, but they acted oddly sympathetic, despite how brutally they killed me. I was also oddly calm about it, treating it like a Heroic Sacrifice.

I was shoved into a Freddy suit,^note For the record, I've never played that game, and never plan to. But ever since I read about it on this wiki, the part about what the suits do has been stuck in my head. and thrown underneath a dock to be pecked away at by fish. There was another guy that the witches killed, but they just threw him into the water to be run over by a boat.

The next thing I remember, I was back in the witches' house as a ghost. I was terrified at first, fearing what the witches would do to me if they found out I still wasn't out of their way. But for some reason, they were fine with me being a ghost. Apparently, they just hated me as a human for some reason.

After that, I formed a full-on friendship with the witches. We did all sorts of things together, but there's only one I can remember:

There was some kind of demon going around and turning people into Brainwashed and Crazy monsters. One of the witches fell victim to the demon, and we had to figure out how to get her and everyone else back to normal.

I keep dreamin about aquariums.

Last night, I dreamed that my former guild leader from Arcane Destiny signed into World of Warcraft. Her character name was slightly different, though.

I dreamed I was playing what was apparently Pikmin 4, and I was using the eponymous creatures to take down several toy-like enemies, including Arwings.

Funny thing is, you DO explore a Toy Time level in Pikmin 2, only without toy enemies.

> I'm Hitler

> I rule with an iron fist, but leave out all the killing-Jews stuff

> I start WWII and conquer all of mainland Europe, but don't bother to attack Britain

> I do attack Russia, but don't try to obliterate them completely; I push them back to the Brest-Litovsk line (basically Russia's modern borders)

> I manage to hold this line in the face of constant Russian attempts at a counterattack

> In 1943, ten years after seizing power, I announce a sudden transition to democracy: the Reichstag gets its legislative powers back, and all of German-controlled Europe (not just Germany itself) will elect its members in free and fair elections

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I actually dreamed this last night. I wonder what my subconscious is trying to tell me.

From time to time I have dreamed that I was someone else, often about to make very compromising decisions.

One of the oldest dreams I remember (circa 1999) is that I was Carlos from Magic School Bus, and I was about to declare my feelings towards Dorothy.

I had an odd dream where I was inventing something big, though I had no idea what it was when I awoke. I kept using big college level terms, though, and basically became the ultimate workaholic. We're talking a montage of years, workaholic, where I stayed in that room, only stopping to eat, and watch the news, before getting back to work.

Eventually, I finished it, and turned it on, and as it began to rumble, I awoke.

No idea what it was, or why I was so obsessed with making it.

I remember my mother having a dream that I was a potty-mouthed brat. I also recall my sister having dreamed about a LOOOOONG road trip that was silent except for Jesus songs.

The Homestuck dreams never end. Last night's was pretty weird but I can only really remember the Condesce taking on LE (who bled tyrian pink, for some reason), that I was posting about it on a forum, and that said forum listed the date as April 0th.

I'm a partial lucid dreamer. I can influence the plot of my dreams, but my dream-self isn't aware of it. He may have an inkling, but that's it. I'm in my twenties and single, you can imagine what most plots end in.

Last night's dream: I was at a mall, and some while there, a Gentleman Thief who resembled David Bowie began following me around, picking up things along the way. He followed me to an apartment complex (where I apparently lived in-dream) and proceeded to drop the gentleman part and begin grabbing everything he could reach. I ran downstairs where I found my grandpa, and I told him to call the police. However, the guy followed me down there and...

And then for no apparent reason he transformed into Snap and jumped into a nearby chalkboard that suddenly appeared. I picked up the magic chalk and started drawing a portal to Chalkzone when I suddenly woke up.

I don't know if I died in this dream, but I was at least badly injured:

I was the Gentle Giant sidekick to a jaded Badass with an Awesome Ego. Also, I was a walrus^note Goo goo g'joob!, and the only Funny Animal in a world otherwise populated by humans.

The hero dude and I lived in a house together. Random people kept breaking in to look for a MacGuffin they thought we had, but we didn't have it. When we told them we didn't have it, they would usually get violent, and we would have to fight them off.

After fighting off yet another person, I was near death, and totally prepared to give a dying speech, but the hero dude suddenly gained Healing Factor powers which he used to heal our injuries. The hero dude got fed up with people attacking us, and decided to go on a quest to find where the MacGuffin really was. He told me to stay and guard the house, and left me a huge arsenal of weapons to defend myself.

When he left, these three new people showed up. They seemed nice, so I let them in. What a horrible mistake. Behind their unassuming facades, they turned out to be the most psychotic, cruel invaders I'd ever faced. They grabbed my own weapons and started beating and slashing the crap out of me. That's all I remember.

edited 21st Apr '16 9:08:23 AM by DrNoPuma

I had a dream where I had come into power in some sort of kingdom, and everything looked animeish. I quickly became the Caluiga, and proceeded to make my ascendance as over the top as possible.

See, I had gained this lavish throne, and it was going to be put smack dab at the top of a massive tower, so I wondered, why not sit on the throne, as it was being carried up there?

So, I sat on it, being dramatic, flourishing, talking to my bean counter/guy who did the boring administration paperwork, and eventually, my throne bearers made it to the top of the steps, where they began to stay still, as I wondered why they weren't placing down my amazing throne, before the bean counter made a motion with his hands, and I 'accidentally' fell off my throne, as they moved it.

I managed to barely survive the fall broken bones and coughing up blood, and made a laugh of triumph, before calling for my guards, only to look up and see a very big, very heavy throne falling directly towards my face.

I woke up shortly afterwards.

To be honest, later, I wonder why the fall didn't wake me up. Unless my brain wanted to drop a massive throne on my head.

edited 21st Apr '16 7:09:36 PM by RandomWriter413

Man...

Yep, melatonin will do that to you...

edited 22nd Apr '16 6:49:16 AM by astrokitty

10. Gram. Melatonins.