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Oops...did we say "plant bulb"? We meant "light bulb". Maybe I should have turned on the light before walking in the basement barefoot. I crash into something and fall on my face, and I die.
The next poster had something stolen from them by Carmen Sandiego.
Carmen Sandiego stole and ate my oranges. I flip out and chase her, but without oranges to fuel my brain, I make the boneheaded mistake of driving alone with only a learner's permit — Reality Ensues very painfully when my hangry driving crashes the car.
The next poster just had a Catapult Nightmare.
The nightmare was so scary I end up launching myself out of the bed and into a wall, cracking my skull open.
TNP is watching the rain outside their window.
It rains for a little while... and then it starts hailing. One really big hailstone breaks right through the window and hits me hard enough to reduce my internal organs to paste.
TNP is making coffee.
The coffee is on my lap. Just piping-hot coffee on my legs.
TNP is dabbing...
glue onto a piece of red paper.
I accidentally glue the paper onto my arm. Turns out it was Gorilla Glue, and I rip my arm off while trying to get the paper off.
TNP is pogoing.
I decide to try pogoing off a roof to see if I can bounce even higher. The spring snaps upon hitting the ground and I break both of my legs at once. ...The worst part is that this sounds exactly like something I'd do in real life.
TNP has 5 wanted stars.
I panic and drive off of a cliff.
TNP is making the next big cat meme.
I get mauled by angry fans of dog.jpg.
The next person is trying to render themselves in 2D.
Unfortunately, lying in front of a steamroller doesnít make me 2D. It just turns me into a human Go-Gurt, with my innards spewing out of my mouth like a fountain.
TNP is in SMG4's Mario Bloopers.
I pull a gun and put the barrel in my mouth before pulling the trigger in response to the insanity.
TNP is a tentacle demon that recently had relations with a Japanese schoolgirl.
Edited by CybranGeneralSturm on Jan 22nd 2019 at 4:09:11 AM
Sexual-Offenderman taps me on the shoulder and says "Hello~ usurper! I think we both know who's the more talented one here..." I try to run away, when I get caught I try to fight my way out, but when I lose...
The next poster hears my dying scream. I already described my game over, you're supposed to describe your game over.
Edited by Miss_Desperado on Jan 22nd 2019 at 7:02:55 AM
I hear it, and do nothing. You die.
TNP rescues the person doing the dying scream.
That "dying scream" was actually a garden of mandrakes. The victim tried to pull them all out at once, and their screams were so loud it made our heads asplode.
TNP forgot their significant other's birthday.
I die because of a curse that would kill me if I ever forgot my significant other's birthday.
TNP is Prototype Zero and you just ripped Mega Man's Buster arm clean off.
Air Man taps me on the shoulder. Letís just say I get my heiney kicked. Badly. As in, I died from it.
TNP is Pinocchio.
I say that my nose is going to grow. The universe explodes.
TNP is playing VRChat.
Edited by unfortunatezorua on Jan 23rd 2019 at 3:09:13 AM
I end up in a entire server full of hold-outs of de wey.
Needless to say, I immediately kill myself.
TNP gets into a fight...with HUNK.
Edited by hanwen1234 on Jan 24th 2019 at 4:18:20 AM
I try to run, but I end up getting bitten by virus-infected zombies and turn into one before Hunk catches up. I let him kill me to end my torment.
TNP is a museum curator who just got a Calling Card from Cat's Eye.
Out of pure fear and surprise, I end up having a heart attack.
TNP has a singular blank .22 LR bullet. And no gun to use it with.
I eat it and choke to death.
TNP is holding a floppy disk.
A male college buddy of mine decides to do an experiment — he asks a kid if the kid knows what a floppy disk is. The kid mishears it as "floppy dick" and the ensuing hysterical lynch mob hangs my innocent buddy for pedophilia, and hangs me for "aiding and abetting" him (because they don't recognize the floppy disk either).
The next poster is cleaning up branches knocked down by a wind storm.
One of the big branches falls on me, crushing me to death.
TNP is hunting in the Amazon rainforest.
So are about a dozen other hunting parties. I get caught in the crossfire.
TNP was forced to appear on back-to-back episodes of The Jerry Springer Show and Maury.
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