Carmen Sandiego stole and ate my oranges. I flip out and chase her, but without oranges to fuel my brain, I make the boneheaded mistake of driving alone with only a learner's permit — Reality Ensues very painfully when my hangry driving crashes the car.
The next poster just had a Catapult Nightmare.
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
Braids From S286 Not Included
The nightmare was so scary I end up launching myself out of the bed and into a wall, cracking my skull open.
TNP is watching the rain outside their window.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
It rains for a little while... and then it starts hailing. One really big hailstone breaks right through the window and hits me hard enough to reduce my internal organs to paste.
TNP is making coffee.
The coffee is on my lap. Just piping-hot coffee on my legs.
TNP is dabbing...
glue onto a piece of red paper.
Not Sherlock Holmes
I accidentally glue the paper onto my arm. Turns out it was Gorilla Glue, and I rip my arm off while trying to get the paper off.
TNP is pogoing.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
I decide to try pogoing off a roof to see if I can bounce even higher. The spring snaps upon hitting the ground and I break both of my legs at once. ...The worst part is that this sounds exactly like something I'd do in real life.
TNP has 5 wanted stars.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
I panic and drive off of a cliff.
TNP is making the next big cat meme.
I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
I get mauled by angry fans of dog.jpg.
The next person is trying to render themselves in 2D.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
Not Sherlock Holmes
Unfortunately, lying in front of a steamroller doesn’t make me 2D. It just turns me into a human Go-Gurt, with my innards spewing out of my mouth like a fountain.
TNP is in Supermarioglitchy4s Super Mario 64 Bloopers.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
I pull a gun and put the barrel in my mouth before pulling the trigger in response to the insanity.
TNP is a tentacle demon that recently had relations with a Japanese schoolgirl.
Edited by CybranGeneralSturm on Jan 22nd 2019 at 4:09:11 AM
Sexual-Offenderman
taps me on the shoulder and says "Hello~ usurper! I think we both know who's the more talented one here..." I try to run away, when I get caught I try to fight my way out, but when I lose...
The next poster hears my dying scream. ![[down]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_down.png "[down]"){kind=icon}
I already described my game over, you're supposed to describe your game over.
Edited by Miss_Desperado on Jan 22nd 2019 at 7:02:55 AM
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
I hear it, and do nothing. You die.
TNP rescues the person doing the dying scream.
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
That "dying scream" was actually a garden of mandrakes. The victim tried to pull them all out at once, and their screams were so loud it made our heads asplode.
TNP forgot their significant other's birthday.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
I die because of a curse that would kill me if I ever forgot my significant other's birthday.
TNP is Prototype Zero and you just ripped Mega Man's Buster arm clean off.
Not Sherlock Holmes
Air Man taps me on the shoulder. Let’s just say I get my heiney kicked. Badly. As in, I died from it.
TNP is Pinocchio.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
I say that my nose is going to grow. The universe explodes.
TNP is playing VRChat.
Edited by unfortunatezorua on Jan 23rd 2019 at 3:09:13 AM
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
i lived bitch
I end up in a entire server full of hold-outs of de wey.
Needless to say, I immediately kill myself.
TNP gets into a fight...with HUNK.
Edited by hanwen1234 on Jan 24th 2019 at 4:18:20 AM
If Sirin was the main protagonist... Kinda, anyway.
I try to run, but I end up getting bitten by virus-infected zombies and turn into one before Hunk catches up. I let him kill me to end my torment.
TNP is a museum curator who just got a Calling Card from Cat's Eye.
i lived bitch
Out of pure fear and surprise, I end up having a heart attack.
TNP has a singular blank .22 LR bullet. And no gun to use it with.
If Sirin was the main protagonist... Kinda, anyway.
Facing the consequences.
I eat it and choke to death.
TNP is holding a floppy disk.
Toby Fox is the only person to make an mpreg homestuck rock opera and then compose music for smash bros.A male college buddy of mine decides to do an experiment — he asks a kid if the kid knows what a floppy disk is. The kid mishears it as "floppy dick" and the ensuing hysterical lynch mob hangs my innocent buddy for pedophilia, and hangs me for "aiding and abetting" him (because they don't recognize the floppy disk either).
The next poster is cleaning up branches knocked down by a wind storm.
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
The man behind the slaughter
One of the big branches falls on me, crushing me to death.
TNP is hunting in the Amazon rainforest.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
So are about a dozen other hunting parties. I get caught in the crossfire.
TNP was forced to appear on back-to-back episodes of The Jerry Springer Show and Maury.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
Oops...did we say "plant bulb"? We meant "light bulb". Maybe I should have turned on the light before walking in the basement barefoot. I crash into something and fall on my face, and I die.
The next poster had something stolen from them by Carmen Sandiego.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!