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Acceptable Targets: Homosexuals, Jews, goths, anime fans, the Japanese, her critics, Team Jacob members... Accidental Innuendo: You don't want to know. There's a lot of it, though. Anvilicious: The "marriage before sex" message... poor Ed is gonna have blue balls of death with all her massive cock teasing. Better Than Canon: The snarkers' fanon. Big-Lipped Alligator Moment: The revenge chapters come right out of nowhere, and are never mentioned again. Bile Fascination Creator's Pet: Jenny is almost as bad as her friend... until Chapter 37, that is. Damsel Scrappy: Joan, much like Bella. Designated Hero: Joan again ( ). and how Designated Villain: Brian. Drinking Game: Behold mortals, the quickest way to get alcohol poisoning ever created by man. Ensemble Dark Horse: Brian and Joan's dad. Family-Unfriendly Aesop: Hey kids! It's okay to be a hypocritical antisemitic whore as long as you pay lip service to God! Also, if anyone criticizes you and actually gives you good advice, they're a sinner! Fan-Preferred Couple: Hugo/ Brian. Edward/Jenny, thanks to Chapter 37. And Edward/ Becca. Heck, any pairing except canon ones. At this point, any pairing that doesn't involve Erin or Joan.
Ho Yay: Brian and Hugo. Upon discovering their fans, Erin attempts to sink the ship, but it hasn't affected the fanbase at all. Idiot Plot: Let's face it, this is Erin jacking off to Edward, nothing more. Memetic Badass: Brian, the Chuck Norris of this fic. Memetic Mutation: From the Twilight Sucks fic-sporking thread linked in the summary: JENNY WAS THE WINDOW! Because I am the FBI and I can. This page is sex-ah. Nightmare Fuel: The "Popestick." You'll never want to get on the Pope's bad side again. The entirety of Edward Secert, but two parts in particular: Rescued from the Scrappy Heap: Jenny after Joan treated her like crap, and surprisingly, Edward after he dumped Joan. Jacob, thanks to using common sense and fighting for his rights to be homosexual in Edward Secert. The Scrappy: Joan/Erin. Shipping: Brian and Hugo/Mr. Smith. So Bad, It's Good: Mostly, it's this. Wangst: In spades. The Woobie: Everyone who is stuck in this crapfest except Erin/ Joan.