Bingleton 449 / Tropers

"Unlimited Power!!!!"

— Perry the Platypus, "Kirby and the Forgotten Land"

"Zoinks!"

— "Count Dooku", "My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles

hi I use this website And I know a lot of funky long words like hippopotomonstrosequippedaliphobia or antidisestablishmentarianism or titin.

My favourite word is glockenspiel because I like how it sounds or gesamtkunswerk

the numbers in my username are completely arbitrary i like it that way

80000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 - (very, very) roughly the amount of different possible outcomes that can come from doing a completely random shuffle of a deck of playing cards.

i am currently reading El Goonish Shive but you can't spoil anything because I am completely up to date in not only the main storyline, but also EGS:NP and the sketchbook. Muwhahahahaha

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cool stuff

OMORI

It's on my steam wishlist
I've seen a small bit of a playthrough
Please don't spoil any more

Morning Routine

It's realistic
Apart from the lack of toilet usage
It can be used to start a Day in the Life episode

stuff I don't like

Fold-Spindle Mutilation

It's unrealistic

Flash Step

The only times I've seen it used I don't like how it's drawn

Alphabet Song

It's cringy

ThreateningShark

Sharks actually don't really want to eat people
They'd probably eat you if you hurt them
not that im a shark doctor or anything
although that would be pretty cool
i wonder if that's a trope that exists

The Trope Shark Doctor not existing

it's a joke you see
It's British Humour
not that I don't like it. What I don't like is that it doesn't exist.

funny stuff

Stylistic Suck

its funny
its abstract/millenial humour
l e m o n s

British Humour

It's funny because it is
you wouldn't get it darling
I'm pressuming you're from america
Which Is why I said you wouldn't get it
not that I have a problem with americans
It's their accent I have a problem with
But only if it's really thick
but i guess that might just be a lack of Truth in Television

Eldritch Abominations being kept like common household pets

its ironic
thats what makes it funny
like skibidi toilet minecraft rainbow friends freddy fazbear minecraft animation
it's really cringy
which is what makes it funny
in an ironic way
because I am in no way cringy
at least im not now
*Shudders at past self* (not because i was like skibid-toilet kinda cringy, it's just, ya know, we all did cringy stuff right? gen alpha is just another kind of cringy. like the second healthbar in kirbys return to dreamland deluxe when you play on easy mode, if the normal health bar was normal cringy stuff.)
*Shudders again due to using asterisks*
That was purposeful cringe
also another reason skibidi toilet minecraft rainbow friends freddy fazbear minecraft animation is funny in an ironic way is because it's fun to say it at people and they just don't get what you are on about

stuff i do like

basically bedside table lampshades

its funny because it outlines the problems that you could face while doing basic things
but the designers or whatever never intended for this ^noteunless they did, they just thought of a cool guy
but he's a cool guy that can't drink milk
or something basic like that

Vaporwave

its just so "me"
do not create a bias of me in your head
you have no Idea what I'm like
you don't even know my gender

ubiquitous incomprehensibilities (not really though)

Great Big Book of Everything

everything is in it

Finger-Twitching Revival

they're not really dead

The Worsening Curse Mark

this might lead to them being dead
but that might mean Finger-Twitching Revival so its only kind of a gamble

Full-Contact Magic

bros built like if saitama and goku had a baby who they didn't have time for but loved very much and therefore gave the baby to spock from star treck to act as the baby's father

Weaponized Teleportation

bros built like mike wazowski riding cocaine bear

Malfunction Malady

bros built like the monks creating the word antidisestablishmentarianism when King henry VIII invented protestantism

Talking in Your Sleep

bros built like a mule

Blood from the Mouth

im not gonna make a 'bros built like' joke here because bros built like he's got tuberculosis

Boarding School

bros built like Shoya Ishida

Same Character, But Different

bros built like eren yeager

Myth Arc

bros built like pythagoras

Time Machine

hey i wonder if you can do folders inside folders

Water-Triggered Change guys you cant i just tried it but then removed it via edit because it looked ugly speaking of which... bros built like saitama had a baby with cocaine bear and the child of mike wazowski and Shrek was their god great-aunt Plucky Comic Relief