I will date the girl from Venus
Flowers die and so will I
Yes, I will kiss the girl from Venus
For Science!
Flowers die and so will I
Yes, I will kiss the girl from Venus
For Science!
— They Might Be Giants, "For Science"
I can feel the gravity is growing
This transmission isn't showing
We got a problem, we got a problem
There is nothing we can do
To keep our worlds from colliding
'Cause our love is science
Our love is science fiction
This transmission isn't showing
We got a problem, we got a problem
There is nothing we can do
To keep our worlds from colliding
'Cause our love is science
Our love is science fiction
—The Hawk In Paris, "Science Fiction"
You're an alien sex fiend
—Garbage, "Alien Sex Fiend"
"Maybe I'll be an astronaut... yeah. I'd be the first motherfucker to see a new galaxy, find a new alien lifeform... and fuck it. Then people will be like, 'There he goes. Homeboy fucked a Martian once.'"
— Jay, Clerks II
"And this ship. All this power. Surging and throbbing, yet under control. Are you like that, Captain?"
—Lenore to Kirk, Star Trek: The Original Series ("The Conscience of a King")
Lwaxana: We'll have our picnic up there.
Odo: Madame Ambassador! I don't eat. This is not a real mouth. It is an approximation of one! I do not have an esophagus or a stomach or a digestive system! I am not like you! Every sixteen hours, I turn into a liquid!
Lwaxana: I can swim.
Odo: Madame Ambassador! I don't eat. This is not a real mouth. It is an approximation of one! I do not have an esophagus or a stomach or a digestive system! I am not like you! Every sixteen hours, I turn into a liquid!
Lwaxana: I can swim.
—Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, "The Forsaken"
"A toast to Earthmen, who, despite their faults, have that unique ability to charm women of all races, in all corners of the galaxy."
— Lwaxana Troi, Star Trek: The Next Generation ("Manhunt")
Cmr. Roz: (on headset) Really? Is he cute? He's an Alderbarian? Aren't Alderbarians the ones with four tongues?
Lt. Niles: Sounds like this Alderbarian is about to boldly go where so many men have gone before.
Lt. Niles: Sounds like this Alderbarian is about to boldly go where so many men have gone before.
—Star Trek: Voyager / Frasier cast parody, Star Trek: 30 Years and Beyond
"Babylon 5 is the greatest TV show ever. Plus, you get to have sex with aliens."
— Scott Adams, in a TV Guide interview
The Doctor: Well, by his time, you lot are spread over half the galaxy.
Rose: Meaning?
The Doctor: So many species, so little time.
Rose: What, that's what we do when we get out there? That's our mission? We seek new life and...
The Doctor: Dance.
Rose: Meaning?
The Doctor: So many species, so little time.
Rose: What, that's what we do when we get out there? That's our mission? We seek new life and...
The Doctor: Dance.
— Doctor Who, "The Doctor Dances"
Frost: I sure wouldn't mind getting some more of that Arcturian poontang. Remember that time?
Spunkmeyer: Yeah, but the one you had was male.
Frost: Hey, it doesn't matter when it's Arcturian, baby!
Spunkmeyer: Yeah, but the one you had was male.
Frost: Hey, it doesn't matter when it's Arcturian, baby!
— Aliens
"Interspecies romance isn't without its danger. That's part of the fun."
— Jadzia Dax, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine ("Let He Who Is Without Sin...")
Me: May I touch that?
Alien: That is not an erogenous zone. It is a separate corporeal being that has been attached to my body for six hundred years.
Me: It's cute. I wonder if it would let me have sex with it.
Alien: That's exactly what I said six hundred years ago.
Alien: That is not an erogenous zone. It is a separate corporeal being that has been attached to my body for six hundred years.
Me: It's cute. I wonder if it would let me have sex with it.
Alien: That's exactly what I said six hundred years ago.
—Me Trying to Have Sex with an Alien from The Dilbert Future
You don't understand.
Since mankind first looked up at the skies, he has dreamed of having sex with them. See: the myth of Tithonus.
We have learned, with great sadness, that we cannot fuck the sky. We will not be the peerless hero who deflowers the virgin sun or the lady of the moon. We cannot even make love to the stars.
But we hope that there will be living creatures who dwell in the stars. We hope that we can reach them and find friendship, that our species is not the sole intelligent life, alone in all the heavens, growing ever more maddened by its isolation. No, that we cannot accept. There must be others.
And when we find them, we WILL have sex with them. Their blood may be acid and they may breathe poison, but we WILL have sex with them. They may have clawing razors for genitals and limbs that would crush our human frames as easily as we can crush a baby's skull, but we WILL have sex with them . . .
You are like the early caveman who asked Thog Uklakala HOW when he said he would fight a saber-toothed tiger and win . . .
If we find aliens, we will have sex with them, just as we soar across the sky, just as we traveled to the moon, just as Thog hunted the saber-toothed tiger at the dawn of man.note
Since mankind first looked up at the skies, he has dreamed of having sex with them. See: the myth of Tithonus.
We have learned, with great sadness, that we cannot fuck the sky. We will not be the peerless hero who deflowers the virgin sun or the lady of the moon. We cannot even make love to the stars.
But we hope that there will be living creatures who dwell in the stars. We hope that we can reach them and find friendship, that our species is not the sole intelligent life, alone in all the heavens, growing ever more maddened by its isolation. No, that we cannot accept. There must be others.
And when we find them, we WILL have sex with them. Their blood may be acid and they may breathe poison, but we WILL have sex with them. They may have clawing razors for genitals and limbs that would crush our human frames as easily as we can crush a baby's skull, but we WILL have sex with them . . .
You are like the early caveman who asked Thog Uklakala HOW when he said he would fight a saber-toothed tiger and win . . .
If we find aliens, we will have sex with them, just as we soar across the sky, just as we traveled to the moon, just as Thog hunted the saber-toothed tiger at the dawn of man.note
We WILL have sex with them, no matter what difficulties we may face along the way. We WILL have sex with them, because if it comes down to it WE WILL BUILD A MACHINE TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM.
— An anonymous post on /tg/
GET NAKED TIME: The crew of Enterprise is overjoyed to encounter the Deltans — beautiful hairless telepaths whose culture is based on sexual intercourse. But during the subsequent first contact orgy, Captain Archer cannot avoid thinking of them as "the Sluts of the Universe." Picking up the stray thought, the outraged Deltans inflict Archer with the Curse of Delta IV, making all male Starfleet captains bald and horny for generations to come.
Greg Miller: I'm gonna fuck so many new aliens, Colin.
Colin Moriarty: With the Frostbyte engine, you can smell and taste it.
Greg Miller: Oh God!
Colin Moriarty: With the Frostbyte engine, you can smell and taste it.
Greg Miller: Oh God!
— Kinda Funny Productions on viewing the trailer for Mass Effect: Andromeda
In the tiny lifeboat, she and the alien fuck endlessly, relentlessly.
— Opening line of Spar by Kij Johnson
I'm an alligator
I'm a mama-papa coming for you
I'm the space invader
I'll be a rock and rolling bitch for you
Keep your mouth shut
You're squawking like a pink monkey bird
And I'm busting up my brains for the words
Keep your 'lectric eye on me babe
Put your ray gun to my head
Press your space face close to mine, love
Freak out in a moonage daydream, oh yeah!
I'm a mama-papa coming for you
I'm the space invader
I'll be a rock and rolling bitch for you
Keep your mouth shut
You're squawking like a pink monkey bird
And I'm busting up my brains for the words
Keep your 'lectric eye on me babe
Put your ray gun to my head
Press your space face close to mine, love
Freak out in a moonage daydream, oh yeah!
Captain Analway: Dicktor, you know perfectly well that's contrary to regulations. Sex on Suxfleet vessels has been banned since the Trip/T'Pol Neuropressure Scandal of 2153 damaged Human/Vulcan relations for over a hundred years.
The Dicktor: That didn't stop Captain Kirk from shagging everything in sight!
Captain Analway: Yes, and look at the results! We're 70,000 light years from Earth, yet every week we run into human-looking aliens!
— Hardcore Entertainment presents: 'Seven Does Voyager'
"If you're going to embrace new worlds, you must try to embrace new women."
— Farce Contact, a Star Trek: Enterprise Parody Fic
"And so the people of Venus and Earth have finally come together," said the Divine Prophetess Chukotai, "in one giant orgasm."
— Captain Proton and the Planet of Lesbians
"These are the voyages of the starship Intercourse. The crew's five minute mission is to spread the seed of humanity to any hot looking babe in a spacesuit, and to boldly cum like no man has cum before."
— Captain Quirk, Sex Trek
"There's a reason you took a semester of interspecies protocol at the Academy. There's also a reason why the Handbook on Personal Relationships is three centimeters thick."
— Cap. Kathryn Janeway, Star Trek: Voyager
Pfandrilys was a classic beauty of her star-faring race, and Brian's love was immediate, their kisses were magical, if scaly, and the alien sex was mind-blowing, and if only Brian had read more exobiology, perhaps he wouldn't have been surprised that, when all was done, and they lay spent in each other's arms, she bit his head off.
— Thomas Hill, Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest 2022
"And my personal favorite... Lonely Space Vixens! (chuckles) Ah, that's for after you go to bed!"
— Grandpa Lou, Rugrats, "Grandpa's Date"
"We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However, I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?... Kif, I'm asking you a question."
—Zapp Brannigan, "Futurama", "Love's Labors Lost in Space"
