Weird dreams

Last night, I had an odd dream where I was given the title of dictator, and the rest was basically one giant wish fulfillment fic.

It started out with me stepping onto a podium, and being instantly given the title, and trying to give a speech.

After that, the podium lowered, and I tried to be as benevolent as possible, before walking into the next room.

Of course, I was flanked by several army members who were undyingly loyal and willing to murder people on command.

I walked into the [Last name removed] theater, and sat next to some of my friends, as we watched plenty of shows, some of which I wound up being a special guest on, without knowing the script.

Thankfully, my improv skills are still fantastic.

So, I had one massive party, laughed, got flanked by people who loved me for not killing everyone, minus one single kid who cursed me out to my face.

Turns out the old regime was worse.

Then I basically messed around for a bit, being dictator, and I woke up.

Last night, I dreamt that I was playing Pokémon GO,and caught several Rowlets, somehow. The game then sucked me into its world and I ended up in a garage full of biker gangs. Thanks to my evasion skills, I ran away from them and towards Cycling Road. For some reason, Frisk was standing at the entrance as a Pokemon trainer, but they didn't challenge me because... I woke up.

Dreamed the other night that I was watching a horror movie starring some of my coworkers. They all had nude scenes. Wasn't looking forward to some of them. Some I was very much. Nonetheless, after the scenes, I saw the director saying that the takes were bad, and need to be reshot, but not everyone agreed.

Not sure why I saw that last bit if I was watching the finished movie.

So, last night I had a dream that I visited a tiger enclosure. Like a petting zoo, but it was in a cavern, people were being let inside with the tiger without any kind of safety measures, and the tiger behaved exactly like you'd expect a large, mostly wild apex predator to.

Namely, it tried to kill me multiple times. I seemingly thought it was little more than a game, like if I was playing with a big dog or something, so I ended up scratching its belly while it was trying to claw my stomach open.

Also, I entered a state of lucid dreaming at one point before the tiger stuff. I happen to have full knowledge of what one can do with lucid dreaming, and this happened to be the first time I really reached lucidity without losing control right afterwards and waking up, so of course took full advantage of this, in a pervy kind of way... I don't remember all of it now, since it kinda got overshadowed by the tiger dream, but it was amazing.

There was some kind of… cyberpunk office building, in an environment looking like the 'real world' from the Matrix, but with a wooden walkway going down the side.

Apparently by going down the walkway this building would reveal a person’s demons? One woman was going down and encountering increasingly distorted and bizarrely colored beings and growing increasingly ill, before meeting her ‘greater demon’ (slenderman) a ways down, at which point she completely broke down and ran away.

And then I was in a very modern-looking mall, and there was some guy standing at the top of a short escalator and saying he was going to do something awful to her using some kind of special powers.

I woke up and then fell asleep again; I remember very little of what happened next, but I know it was utterly disconnected from the start. I was reading through the archives of a novelization of something I don't really remember. I do remember that I found there was one… very squicky moment at the start and woke up immediately afterwards (evidently from sheer disgust).

I dreamed that I woke up from amnesia on a beach and had a pirate husband and a talking bird son (not a parrot, a tiny bird that could actually speak and understand English, and I was raising him as my son) and we lived in an eyesore of a house on that same beach. Then there was some other stuff I don't remember, then the pirate husband killed himself in a huge traffic thing that looked like it was directed by michael bay- my viewpoint character survived and I think the bird did too. Years later, viewpoint character is remarried, but then she gets reminded of pirate dude and cries because she could have prevented his death dammit. then I actually woke up

I had another really weird one last night.

It started with me in a Night's Watch-esque organisation, in the middle of a training exercise which I, for some reason, was refusing to participate in. The guy overseeing it just said something akin to: "Oh, then you can go patrol the wilderness on your own like that, I suppose." I was really happy about that opportunity. "You do realise that you'll be doing it unarmed? There's ghouls and turtles and wolves and ogres..." He started listing the various foes the organisation was trying to keep at bay. I just walked off, and suddenly I was in the middle of very serene wilderness, near a shore. I had somebody with me, though I have a hard time remembering who.

We ran into some wolves near the shore, and I remember wrestling one down and strangling it to death really slowly. While I was strangling it, it changed shape, first into a blob of white hair, and then into a fat guy in business getup. After whatever that thing was dead, I started hauling it and the other one into some kind of base of operations. Which was weird, to say the least, given that it resembled a really big travel van that was partially submerged in shallow water, so that the water flowed in and reached up to my shoulders. We had killed the shapeshifting wolf-businessmen, because apparently they were filled with caviar, which was used like some kind of strategy game resource by the organisation. Anyway, inside the partially-submerged base-van thing, two guys who were already there, apparently ate our caviar shipment while we weren't looking at them. My companion was more pissed off at them than me. I didn't really care.

After that, I remember giving lessons in swimming, parkour, and walking on water for two younger guys who had decided to intrude on my part of the base. Then, if the dream hadn't been weird already, the van-base took off from the seabed and got on the road with a Fury Road-esque caravan of various vehicles. This caravan included quite a many people I know in real life. We were apparently fleeing from some Mad Max-style post-apocalyptic warlord. I later got to see the guy, and even though I don't remember his name, he kinda looked like if somebody mixed Lucian from the Underworld films and Conan the Barbarian together. I remember having had the hots for him, though it was more because he was a complete freaking badass, rather than his looks.

Anyway, the caravan travelled through a city, where we ran into the guy and his own caravan of vehicles, which were clearly designed for post-apocalyptic war, given the amount of spiky armour they had on them. We originally passed each other pretty peacefully, but then one of the folks on the caravan looked at the warlord guy the wrong way, and then it immediately turned into an increasingly Fury Road-like chase sequence. And if things weren't already Mad Max enough, the environment changed from a modern city into a sandy desert.

And guess what, the weirdness didn't stop there. At nightfall, the chase stopped, and the warlord guy and his folks just left. Then we were attacked by a similar post-apocalypse caravan of vampires, who brought some really weird, and some very nightmare-inducing things with them. Namely, bunk beds on wheels, swarms of skinless zombie babies, animated undead arms that would sneak up on people while they were sleeping, and winged succubus-like demons. The caravan had things to fight them with, like a kind of harpoon gun, these crazy pole-vaulting things that we could use to jump from car to car, and of course freaking cartoonish wooden clubs. Then the warlord guy came back on a jeep with a massive gatling gun on it, and we proceeded to fight vampires in a quite awesome manner. He even gave me a strategy briefing about all the different things the vampires had with them.

Then, I was in a movie theatre, watching the fight as a film version, and it looked exactly the same as it had from my perspective a few seconds earlier. I then got up and walked into another part of the theatre, where they were playing a movie that involved a bunch of skydivers founding a cult that tried to conquer Disneyland. I watched that for a while, but the plot wasn't interesting enough, and it had horrifically CGI'd helicopters in it, so I just walked out. Then I woke up.

I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried to.

edited 16th Jul '16 2:51:20 AM by ArilouLaLeeLay

That ending tho!

For what feels like the first time in forever, I remembered my dream last night. There were two parts:

1. This dream took place in Redwall. I was a bat, with a Jive Turkey voice for some reason, and I was trying to convince everyone at Redwall to travel north and meet the walruses, to convince them to help us defend the abbey.

The dream then switched to a documentary showing walruses at a zoo, and explained that all walruses have electric powers.

2. I was some cartoon teenager - basically a more outgoing, cocky version of me. There was a princess whose boyfriend had ditched her for literally no reason at all, leaving her depressed. I felt bad for her, but not motivated enough to do anything about it. So a Magical Girl cast a spell on me, causing me to fall head over heels for the princess.

I decided to impress her by competing in Mario Kart races. There were teams, so I opted to be the captain of my team.

I was doing pretty good, until a segment of the track where we had to get out of our karts and go through an obstacle course. I said to myself, out loud, "How'll I ever get through three laps of this?! It'll take me all day!"

In the end, I finished dead last, and my entire team was furious at me. I can't remember how the princess reacted, though.

edited 16th Jul '16 6:17:44 AM by DrNoPuma

Multiple dreams last night:

1. I was running late for school, but somehow we decided to go to church. Said church turned into a giant restroom with science exhibits in every stall. I tried every one of them, and when I reached the last one, it turned into a portal to an electronics store. It sold giant flat screen TVs that were showing a new MLP episode that involved Rainbow Dash in her Daring Do costume fighting a monstrous CG gummy bear.

2. I was on the family PC playing Cards Against Humanity with four people, with one of them being a Sassy Black Woman. It also had video chat, and we were having fun until my great aunt looked over my shoulder. The Sassy Black Woman was crowned the champion, by the way.

3. Mexican Mettaton. That is all.

4. I was listening to an audio drama about Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash traveling Equestria to improve trade relations with neighboring countries. It was kinda like Dangerous Business (which I've never read), but it involved getting chased by Byzantine bat ponies and haggling with Tibetan pony monks. But I don't remember the exact details...

edited 17th Jul '16 6:28:37 AM by TroperNo9001

Here are a few random ones from somewhat recently:

• I once had a creepy dream about two Jeeps crashing into each other, instantly killing both drivers. So, naturally, the drivers' bodies were ground into a slurry and poured into a grave marked with a headstone reading "togeter at last" (with that spelling).
• I once dreamed about being attacked by a snake near Walmart while on the way to the bus stop. For whatever reason, I chose to catch the bus instead of fighting the snake. Later in the same dream, I watched the news and found out that animals worldwide were attacking people for no apparent reason.
• I've had several dreams where I was able to turn into Niiue at will.
• About a year ago, I dreamed about playing a bootleg Game Boy Color platformer based on Avatar.

Also, for some unknown reason, my dreams usually take place in a consistent setting, featuring:

• A Victorian-looking city square with a fountain in the center
• Time travel (only appeared in a specific chain of connected dreams though)
• The consistent fact that all counterfeit money is marked with a timestamp

edited 17th Jul '16 4:01:49 AM by BinaryStep

I recently had a dream about the movie coming out, Nine Lives, or something, except my cats were the Goldfish Poop Gang of the movie, for some reason.

They wanted to be turned into humans, and decided to try kidnapping the old guy, despite being cats.

Their plans were usually harmless, but one of them nearly brought down the apartment building.

Then, one of them found Armagaddeon/The giant robot from Life of a teenage robot's head, and they decided to rebuild it.

The end result, the movie was actually good, and had a bittersweet ending for the dad, as he reconnected with his family, as the robot tore through the wall behind them, killing them, and continuing its rampage.

Then, happy credits music happened, and it turned out I was waiting for the next movie.

Whatever it was, no idea.

I just woke up from a particularly dark one.

The first details I remember were that I was adventuring along with Jackie and Inez from Cyberchase (don't ask)' but once I got back to the real world, I used some freaky park our moves to scout out what I think was supposed to be Golden Triangle Mall, which had locked up for the night just as we arrived. Because, in the dream world, Jackie and Inez lived on the other side of town, they dropped me off. After an ultimately pointless attempt at ordering some dinner, I came across a group of quiet people. I asked them if anyone lived in my neighborhood, and one said yes. I then requested a ride home, and he answered "Maybe we can arrange another ride for you." The next few moments were of me talking with them, during which the name of one of my theatre classmates came up. After a few minutes of that, a larger man gave everyone there a tin-foil hat (mine didn't fit, btw), and claimed "Tonight you will earn skills (dramatic pause) and things to cross with." This set off warning signs in my head, and I immediately dropped everything and ran...

But I woke up before anything else happened. Damn you cliffhangers!

Another one!

This time, the dream had an actual plot. Me and a whole bunch of other people (about six or seven, all people I know or used to know in real life) were being sent to infiltrate an organisation of Ruthless Modern Pirates. Apparently, their base of operations would soon host a meeting between some really influential organised crime bosses. Our mission: kill every single person attending that meeting.

First, me and another girl sneaked into their base. At first, it looked just like a natural cave with some random junk in shipping crates laying around. But that was just the storage area. The rest of the cave was a REALLY Elaborate Underground Base. Three floors, concrete corridors, a glass elevator and a freaking food court. The other girl quickly disappeared somewhere, and one of the pirates came to check the storage area. I managed to avoid being seen, and then got an idea: there were some spare clothes laying around the storage area, presumably the pirates' laundry or something. Miraculously, this disguise plan worked, and absolutely nobody paid any attention to me when I walked to the elevator and took a ride to the third floor.

On the third floor, I briefly ran into this huge pirate guy who shouted every sentence he said from the top of his lungs. He was suspicious of me first, but then I said I was new here, and he apparently bought that. Then, we just talked for a while about something, and went our separate ways. To me, this way led to the food court. I ended up talking to the folks there, namely a bunch of teenagers (apparently the pirates recruited their folks as teenagers.) and the uniformed girl who was running the food court (the way she acted, one would assume that she was just working at the local supermarket than in a hidden pirate base.) Once again, I managed to avert all suspicions by stating that I was new here, and I had just arrived. I name-dropped the guy I had run into earlier, and said he had recommended that I check the food court out. He hadn't actually said anything like that.

After I had gotten some food (which looked like some kind of meat and a pile of badly made porridge) I sat down to a table, which already had six other people on it. All of them were part of the infiltration operation, and they all had the same idea as I. We got into discussing our plans. Well, I did, since I was apparently the team leader. The junior pirate squad and the food court girl were all very non-subtly eavesdropping, so I had to use a very random kind of Spy Speak that made it sound like we were planning a kidnapping raid. Namely, I separated our one plan of finding the conference room where the crime boss meeting was supposed to happen and killing everyone in the meeting into two plans, the "beef job" which sounded like a kidnapping plan, and "dealing with those bastards" which sounded like a separate team distracting the local cops. What I was actually trying to tell my team was that the "dealing with those bastards" plan was the one we were going to actually use to assault the base from the inside, while the "beef job" was something entirely made up.

This ended up with none of my team actually understanding the plan, and one outright walking out on us. The team then set off to prepare the plan, even though none of them understood what I had been trying to tell them. Two of them (a former close friend, and another girl who was apparently a troper.) decided to come with me. Somehow, we learned the the conference room was in an entirely different cave, and that it was only accessible by boat. So, we set off from the pirate base. We left through the front entrance, which was nothing more than a narrow cap of sea-level cavern entrance, guarded by a single, very apathetic pirate who was passing time by fishing.

Anyway, the three of us had made our way into a nearby village, specifically the village docks, and we tried to steal a boat. There was quite a wide selection. Eventually, we settled on a smallish, unremarkable motorboat. Some guy was sleeping in the boat, so we decided to do something else until he woke up and left. The troper girl got the idea that we should break apart the nearby shipping containers and use the metal to armour the boat. We started to do that, and the guy in the boat woke up and asked us what we were doing. Our answer was something akin to: "We're trying to steal a boat, not because we're criminals, but because we're infiltrating the local pirates and bringing them down". He bought that, saying that he knows about the pirates, and wished us luck. Then he gave us the keys to his boat. We continued on with our "armour the boat" plan. One of us said in the middle of it that three completely unarmed people in a makeshift armoured boat against a whole organisation of heavily armed pirates is a suicide mission. So we officially decided to name our crew the Suicide Squad. (Apparently those advertisements for the new film are getting into my subconscious, just like those for Mad Max: Fury Road did a while back. That really sucks, since I'm still having dreams featuring Fury Road-esque scenarios, like the one in my previous post.)

Then I woke up.

edited 19th Jul '16 11:33:01 AM by ArilouLaLeeLay

I had a hell of a dream last night. I forget exactly how it started out, I think I was going up a sort of sloped valley and then along a river (bounded on both sides by huge dikes) towards some kind of big junk pit where some old military vehicles were being stashed. When I got to the junk pit I think there was something about somebody trying to steal some of the vehicles. One vehicle was green and made of a bunch of long metal pieces, and there was also some kind of giant gray tracked vehicle and a rusted-out airplane fuselage, and maybe some other stuff I didn't have a close look at. The first two aforementioned vehicles were on a sort of 'island' of earth sticking up in the middle of the pit, connected to the rim of the pit by an old metal bridge covered in gravel. However, while I was on the 'island' the bridge broke somehow and I couldn't get back. But then the island kinda tipped over so that the bridge stumps connected with each other again, so I was able to get back, but I also realized that there was some sort of earthquake/landslide phenomenon that caused that to happen (and probably broke the bridge in the first place). This phenomenon seemed to be ongoing, the edges of the pit were collapsing and nearby hills were coming apart into shreds of dirt and sod. To try to escape from this I headed back along the river, since I assumed that the place I started out at would be 'safe' for some reason. Partway along the river there was a sort of old industrial-looking installation with a bunch of tall, rusty buildings made of sheet metal, but there was also some kind of giant metal trebuchet that kept throwing humungous dark gray rocks (usually several at a time) at the land between the installation and the junk pit. I dodged some of these rocks and got closer to the installation, it seemed like one of the buildings was actually a giant steam boiler that powered the trebuchet. There was a guy there who looked like Robbie Coltrane, I don't think he said much but he indicated that he was directing the trebuchet to throw the rocks in an attempt to stop the earthquake/landslide phenomenon (supposedly its effects would be cushioned by the rocks or something). However, it didn't seem to be working and the phenomenon was still spreading. I got back to where I started out, but the slopes there were already crumbling and falling apart, so I headed out across a flat plain, but that started to rip apart too, sending up big gray clouds of dust and gravel. Finally I made my way to a sort of raised outcropping in the hopes that it would be immune to the phenomenon, and huddled down in a trench to let it pass, and the last thing I remember is the dust clouds reaching the spot where I was huddling. I don't think I woke up immediately after, I just don't remember the dream continuing past that point.

So, I actually had a pretty funny dream last night. For whatever reason, I was Niiue again (seriously, what's up with that?), and the world operated on RPG physics. After losing a fight with some random wild animal, someone approached me and asked me to explain how dying and coming back to life after battles worked. My response was something to the effect of "But I've never died in battle before... you're not really making sense...". Then I woke up, because my dreams don't like proper conclusions, apparently.

I dreamed that Overwatch was virtual reality and way more sexual than it actually is.

That moment when you KNOW you had an amazing dream last night, but you can't remember anything that happened in it!

I've been having a really weird recurring dream lately.

I find myself in a huge room with bright blue walls, with many tables and bright office chairs facing a giant black screen in the front of the room. Usually, there are all sorts of people around me, but most of them don't even look human. For example, one of the people I saw looked human from the waist up, but had a pile of green slime where his legs should've been. The first time I had this dream, the first person to actually talk to me was a girl with freckles and red hair. I can't remember what she said, but I'm pretty sure she was a guide, since she led me through the halls.

Besides the first room (apparently a meeting room), there was what looked like a boiling room, which the guide explained was for "synthesizing". While I was there, I thought I saw my best friend, but she was angry at me for some reason and stormed off. According to the guide, this best friend was from a timeline where we apparently stopped being friends. Then the guide took me back to the meeting room, where "The Chairman" was. Apparently, the Chairman was essentially the leader of whatever this was, and was in charge of the giant black screen.

The Chairman looked like a floating purple ball with Bill Cipher-esque arms and legs. He had a mustache and glasses too. When I met him, he welcomed me to wherever I was (I don't think the place had a name) and handed me an orange floppy disk. He told me to use it in one of the machines in the boiler room, and I soon discovered that the "floppy disc" was actually a really neat disc case.

When I did what The Chairman told me to do, I suddenly found myself in what looked like a massive room that had a green tinge for some reason and looked like a castle. I was up to my waist in water, but found that two other people had come with me (one of them looked like Goofy, and the other was a business woman with a gas-mask on). According to the woman, I was in a recruitment simulation and was supposed to find my way out of several rooms. I managed to find my way out of the first room by singing (seriously), causing the gate to open. I don't remember how I got out of the rest of the rooms though.

The dream has remained mostly the same each time I've had it, except most of the beings I meet (excluding the gas-mask woman and Chairman, for some reason) are different. Last night though, when I had the dream, the woman with the gas mask told me that Chairman had created all of this for those who lacked goals in life. It was kind of eerie.

edited 20th Jul '16 12:02:50 PM by astrokitty

Screamers.

I once dreamed that I was watching videos in the night.
No, not that "I was awake while I was watching videos in the night", I really had that kind of dream once.
And then I got screamers. The worst part, the screamers were in "3D" on the video, while the audio manage to somehow made the screams sound not like a movie but like a 911 call gone wrong. I know it was a dream because I awake no longer after that (In the dream a was in my cousin's room, naturally I was in my own room when I awakened.)

Seriously, Is sleeping supposed to be pleasant?

Had one rather unpleasant one last night. I was playing Disney Infinity's Marvel Battlegrounds Play Set and I was Rocket Raccoon fighting against some character I couldn't remember who it was. I wound up losing. However, for some reason rather than going to the results screen, it instead cut to an animation of the other character having turned into a hideous alien and was now eating Rocket in a really gruesome way. (Rocket's head was missing and blood was leaking out.) All still in Infinity's usual artstyle. I almost immediately woke up because I didn't need to keep looking at that. (You know, it kind of reminds me of when Joel from Vinesauce first discovered the infamous Felix the Cat bootleg game's game over screen...)

Fortunately, when I went back to sleep I had a much more pleasant dream where I was with my family at the beach, where the worst things that happened there were just a thunderstorm coming through and raining out the day and my mom asking me if I wanted to go watch political debates.

edited 21st Jul '16 6:35:23 AM by kablammin45

I had a rather strange dream.

I was in a rainy courtyard of a castle twice the size of the Eiffel Tower, with an clerk (female, wearing a gas mask) restraining me as twelve Rinnegan Path things appeared. They all attacked, only for them to be knocked skywards by a single blur, who then proceeded to create a giant army of clones. I could just barely see who it was (Shane), as the clones leapt to the Twelve Paths of Pain and surrounded them. Then Shane made a single Hand Seal and said something sounding like "Ice-Style: Ice Apocalypse Bombardment Jutsu". The clones exploded - the explosion was massive but an wall of transparent ice surrounded me and the gas mask clerk, shielding us from the explosion.

The explosion completely obliterated the castle, as well as the Twelve Paths. When the icy smoke cleared, the wall shattered and the next thing I could see, a brunette girl wearing sunglasses and with a purple halo (probably a chakram) kicked the clerk in the face before doing a back-flip of some sort and creating two spheres in her hands, one of fire, the other of ice, and slamming both into the clerk, sending her flying kilometers. The clerk then reappeared above me, with skeletal wings, and said something along the lines of "this is just the beginning".

Then a giant tree appeared out of nowhere and it was fighting zombies… by breathing explosions.

I have no idea what happened after that, since my godsister woke me up…

That first dream was a better horror story than at least 75% of all Creepypastas.

I had a dream last night where I got a small black kitten as a present! I've never owned a cat before, so I was very pleased. The kitten came inside a small box, which was in a black handbag containing cat food, a guide on how to take care of cats, and similar objects.

Anyway, I took the bag to my backyard, and let the kitten out of its box. That little guy was fast! It ran all over the place - on the trampoline, along the fence - and I had to catch it, because I was so worried for its safety.

I also remember trying to think of a name for the kitten. After I woke up later on, I decided that I would've named it Midnight, because it was a black cat.

After that dream, I had a dream that started with me going to play Super Smash Bros. for Wii U with a bunch of people. Some stupid little kid somehow transported himself into the video game world, so I had to go in there to save him. I learned that, in the video game world, you can change your appearance, so I turned myself into a walrus.

edited 21st Jul '16 12:26:25 PM by DrNoPuma

Last night: I dreamed that Danny DeVito came to my house for a visit. For no reason. He just drove up and we let him in. I think we may have been related to him in the dream or something, but I can't remember. I don't really remember all that happened after he left, though.

I once had a dream where I was related to Barack Obama. He was at a family reunion with us, and he came up to me and told me that I shouldn't like Tails Doll because Tails Doll is pure evil. I was upset in the dream, because I really do like him (I think he's Creepy Cute!), but then I realized how stupid the dream was after I woke up.

I had a dream where a large chunk of the population had the power to magically rearrange the stars in the night sky. Sometimes, people made new constellations... but the astronomers would always move things back to how they were before.

edited 23rd Jul '16 8:03:48 AM by KatanaCat