LOVE WINS
NAME: Wooden Cube
LOOKS: A cube of unknown measurements but small enough to fit in the palm of the hand. He's clearly made of wood but as to what specific wood is unknown.
SMARTS: He's smart enough to communicate and may possibly hold more knowledge as he apparently is the key to acquiring a legendary weapon.
PERSONALITY: He has the voice of Norio Wakamoto so it's pretty safe to assume he has Norio Wakamoto's personality too.
COOKING AND DOMESTIC SKILLS: SCIENCE has yet to figure this one out so... None.
ECONOMICS: Definitely worth a lot since he can gain access to a legendary weapon and has ties to a royal family of an unknown but powerful kingdom.
FIGHTING SKILLS: With the voice of Norio Wakamoto, people can be forced to do anything and especially kneel and praise Emperor Wakamoto the wooden cube. Also, upon wearing the wooden cube, you can gain access to some insane fighting skills and the ability to shoot a giant laser
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SPECIAL ATTRIBUTES: Aside from the ones mentioned above, the wooden cube comes as a pair and can be used to tie your hair into pigtails (How? I do not know).
COMPETITION: Mio Naganohara, the current wielder wife of the wooden cube. Due to the power given to her by the wooden cube, it will be a tough competition. There is also the powerful kingdom of where the wooden cube is believed to have been from. It, too would want to acquire the wooden cube.
IN LAWS: The aforementioned kingdom is the only thing that would qualify as in-laws and would be hassle to be with as they are protective of the wooden cube.
SEX: The wooden cube comes as a pair. Use your imagination. Also, the voice of Norio Wakamoto "can make a woman orgasm from just his voice alone" so take that into account.
CHILDREN: I don't know if it is even possible. In any case, children do love playing with wooden cubes. Just make sure they don't tap into his legendary power.
OVERALL: As I've mentioned in another post, "Sanity is your only hindrance"
Tragic Hipster
I'm gonna cheat. Blaz Blue is basically what an anime would be if it were a fighting game so like whatever. >:I
NAME: Noel Vermillion Sometimes Mu-12
LOOKS: Adorable. Induces Squee in many. A bit on the short side. Has a penchant for thigh-highs. Flat.
SMARTS: Hard to say. Appears to be intelligent enough to be able to successfully make a trip to the convenience store without dying horribly.
PERSONALITY: Shrinking Violet who fights for her friends. Tends to get real mad if you badmouth, manipulate and/or seriously injure said friends. Prone to sudden fits of crying. Is highly mentally unstable, but her magical demon guns (seriously) keep that in check. Deep down she just wants to hug pandas and eat Chinese food. Lovable to da max. Her Mu-12 personality wants everything to die.
COOKING AND DOMESTIC SKILLS: Lethal Chef.
ECONOMICS: Member of the noble Vermillion family. Possibly loaded.
FIGHTING SKILLS: Nonexistent. Her magic demon guns (Bolverk) do all the fighting for her. Without them she's about as efficient a fighter as a small, but very cute, kitten. A fluffy, fluffy kitten. Fares better in this regard as Mu-12.
SPECIAL ATTRIBUTES: One of the Murakumo units, specifically the twelfth one. This effectively makes her an Artificial Human.
COMPETITION: Makoto is very super mega protective of her. May or may not be a problem. Ragna's relationship with Noel is... complicated.
IN LAWS: Adopted daughter of Claire and Edgar Vermillion. Possibly created by Mad Scientist Relius Clover. He is... not very nice.
SEX: Most very definitely a virgin.
CHILDREN: None. Impossible?
OVERALL: Do want. If one were to be nice enough to her, one would most probably have a good chance.
Estimated shipping time: 2-4 weeks.
Professional Nerd
Name: Yuri Petrov/Lunatic
Looks: Like an Ann Rice vampire. Very pale, with hawkish features and long white hair. He wears makeup to cover his burn scars from the looks of it. Word of God says he has a habit of walking around his house with his shirt open, so there's that.
Smarts: Good. He's quick at making connections and knows how to do his research. He's also a judge, which isn't a job you get by being stupid. However, he does have a tendency to get caught up in his own inner monologue and check out from the world.
Personality: Bitter and dramatic. Even when he's not on the prowl as lunatic, he tends to think and act like a byronic Anti-Hero. Expect him to come home with overblown stories about how one of the heroes' "sinister" beard haunts his mind, or that the traffic jam this morning is proof of the pervasive festering corruption of society. Also, he has hallucinations of his dead father, Mr. Legend, so expect him to talk to himself when he's alone.
Cooking and Domestic Skills: Unknown, but they can't be terrible if he can keep up maintenance on that medieval torture cellar in his house.
Economics: As a judge, Yuri has a stable well-paying job to support the both of you. However, he also has a habit of giving the law the middle finger as a homicidal vigilante, which might eventually bite him in the ass. Sternbild's law enforcement seems okay with just preventing his antics instead of trying to hunt him down, however, so it doesn't look like you'll end up with a police raid on your hands anytime soon.
Fighting Skills: Very good. He can handle himself easily against a full-powered Barnaby for the entire duration of Hundred Power.
Special Abilities: He can generate incredibly hot blue-green flames at will.
Competition: None, as far as we know.
In Laws: Hoo boy... Yuri grew up in a very complicated home situation. He is the primary caretaker of his mother, who was long ago physically and psychologically crippled by serious domestic abuse. She can rarely even remember what year she's in (she still refers to Yuri as a teenager, fifteen years after the fact), and goes into fits of screaming rage in her rare bouts of clarity. As for his father, he's dead - killed in self defense by Yuri himself - but Yuri is constantly haunted by the conflicting images of his father as the hero who taught him right from wrong and his father as the abusive drunkard.
Sex: His experience is unknown, but he is damn flexible.
Children: Probably not a good idea. Yuri has never really sorted out his own childhood baggage, so he's likely not ready to raise children himself.
Overall: Like with most emotionally damaged, brooding byronic heroes, a relationship with Yuri will probably start out as exciting and romantic and fizzle out to frustrating and dysfunctional. Don't try to play Florence Nightingale here.
"If there's a hole, it's a man's job to thrust into it!" — Ryoma Nagare, New Getter Robo
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Just like to add bit there on personality: On the surface he can appear to be friendly if not a bit distant.
NAME: Luck Gandor
LOOKS: Good, in a David-Bowie-as-the-Thin-White-Duke kind of way. Definitely the best-looking of the three Gandor brothers, particularly given those pretty Tsurime Eyes Of Gold.
SMARTS: Reputed to be a genius, which may be overrating him slightly, but he's certainly got a very keen mind and considerable business sense, not to mention a distinct philosophical bent.
PERSONALITY: Be prepared to have to do some defrosting. He's a Mafia executive and has some very definite ideas about what kind of behavior the role requires, and he puts forward a lot of effort to come across as cool, stoic, and completely ruthless. The good news is that the Gandors are very Neighborhood-Friendly Gangsters to begin with, with firm ideas on the subject of things like drugs and violence against women, and even beyond that a lot of Luck's supposed ruthlessness is a front. Underneath it is a remarkably principled and thoughtful young man with an appreciation for literature and poetry and a deep-seated love of family. Still, be advised he has no qualms about cold-blooded murder or paying evil unto evil when he feels it's appropriate, and can be very, very vengeful where offenses against his Family are involved.
COOKING AND DOMESTIC SKILLS: Undetermined, but it's worth noting that his older brother Keith employs one of the best cooks in New York. Luck probably isn't living to that standard - indications are he's probably living the bachelor life in an apartment - but the option of similar hired help is undoubtedly available.
ECONOMICS: As of 1932 the Gandor Family was doing very well for themselves financially. The end of the Prohibition might prove to be a setback, but the brothers are nothing if not resourceful and between Keith and Luck we may expect that they'll figure out a way to cope. At worst, you'd be financially comfortable.
FIGHTING SKILLS: Acceptable. While he's not the best fighter of even his immediate family and friends, that's a pretty high bar; he's fully capable of holding his own with a pistol or hand-to-hand (plus a healthy dose of combat pragmatism). Also, he's immortal, so it's impossible to put him down for very long. That aside, if Luck is fighting in person at all, something has gone wrong; see "In-Laws" for more on this.
SPECIAL ATTRIBUTES: Type III (regenerative) Immortality. On the bright side, this means you don't have to worry about his dangerous lifestyle getting him killed. However, you'll have to deal with some Who Wants to Live Forever? angst sooner or later, and watching him stay young while you age - unless you can finagle some of that elixir, which might take some doing - may be a problem.
COMPETITION: There are definitely no other romantic prospects of any consequence in his life - maybe a bit of romantic tension with Eve Genoard, if you squint, but since he thinks they're both better off not having anything to do with each other that should hardly be an obstacle. The more serious competition comes from his family. Accept that he will probably always be something of a workaholic and that persuading him to abandon the Mafia life for the straight and narrow is just not going to happen.
IN LAWS: Most immediately, his brothers. Keith, the oldest, doesn't talk much and is at least as smart as Luck is; his wife Kate is more friendly and about as much of a Proper Lady as you can be when you're married to the leader of a Mafia Family. Berga is a big dumb oaf with a violent temper; ladies are safe but that might not be much comfort when he goes into a furniture-smashing rage. Claire aka Vino aka Felix is a freelance assassin and certifiably nuts, but as a member of the family you'd be reasonably safe and he's also quite personable when he's off the clock. Then there's the extended Family consisting of a cheerful, soft-spoken scissors-wielding Extreme Doormat, an affable Mexican samurai who can't seem to stop cutting things, and at least a couple dozen of the less bizarre variety of Mafia tough guys, most of whom Luck is close friends with. In a nutshell, marrying Luck means signing up for one of the most terrifying sets of in-laws around. On the other hand, it also guarantees that they're on your side. Berga has even been heard to nag Luck about getting married already; opposition from his brothers is likely to be nonexistent unless you somehow manage to make a really bad first impression.
SEX: Hard to tell where it falls on his list of priorities or what prior experience he's had, although he's probably not a virgin, if only because of his issues about keeping up an image fitting his status. His interest in poetry could possibly indicate a hidden romantic nature, and he's probably a perfectionist, which may be promising signs.
CHILDREN: As previously mentioned, family is important to Luck, but given his misgivings about his lifestyle and his immortality he may or may not be comfortable with having children himself. If he does, he'll most likely be a devoted (if potentially emotionally distant and/or workaholic) father. Otherwise, there's always the option of being the cool aunt and uncle to his brothers' children.
OVERALL: The inextricable Mafia attachment and assortment of criminal and/or batshit insane in-laws and family friends may be a deal-breaker. If it's not, though, you could really do much worse.
edited 23rd Dec '11 4:14:46 PM by JoieDeCombat
Professional Nerd
Looks: Great for Bear lovers, an acquired taste for anyone else. Very large and muscular, with hard, craggy features and a good deal of body hair. He also has, according to Nathan, an amazing ass.
Smarts: About average. He doesn't show any exceptional mental skills, but he doesn't do anything notably stupid either.
Personality: A down-on-his-luck bloke that's happy to get what breaks come to him. He has a small preoccupation with appearing tough and masculine, but that's easy to poke holes in. He's a bit desperate for company, clinging a bit too hard on the friendships he's made over his life, but he'll definitely appreciate your presence when you offer it to him.
Cooking and Domestic Skills: He knows how to sew, so he can at least learn the skills if he hasn't already.
Economics: Antonio is currently the lowest ranking of the first-stringer heroes, and his job security appears to be pretty flimsy. Should he get fired, however, he probably would have a natural advantage in a number of heavy labor jobs thanks to his immense strength and NEXT abilities.
Fighting Skills: Mostly raw strength and toughness, with not much demonstrated skill. Antonio will do just fine against most opponents, but will flounder against experts or talented NEXT.
Special Abilities: Invulnerability. He also is much stronger than the average person, but this appears to be Charles Atlas Superpower rather than any NEXT ability.
Competition: Antonio has a hopeless crush on Agnes Joubert that is highly unlikely to go anywhere. Nathan likes his ass, but he doesn't appear to be serious and probably won't lose any sleep if Antonio starts dating. If anything, he'll just keep on groping regardless.
In Laws: None, as far as can be seen.
Sex: Antonio will probably be grateful enough that you saved him from being Forever Alone that he won't object to too much. His NEXT invulnerability safely allows for heavier, BDSM-oriented stuff.
Children: The only demonstrated attempt at child care on his part was with the the psychic baby from hell, which isn't exactly the best benchmark to judge him on. Kotetsu trusts him to take care of Kaede should anything ever happen to him, so he probably isn't inept at it.
Overall: He might not be the most exciting catch, but you can certainly do worse.
"If there's a hole, it's a man's job to thrust into it!" — Ryoma Nagare, New Getter Robo
King of Anime
NAME: Karina Lyle
LOOKS: Beautiful brownish blond hair that tends to be curled. Generally very beautiful though the eyeshadow may or may not be a turnoff.
SMARTS: Unsure. Though all things considered, she's probably pretty smart.
PERSONALITY: She's a pretty solid Tsundere, being 50% Tsun and 50% Dere. Tends to get along great with her friends and is willing to see the good in others. Can be pretty serious though when it comes to getting down to business, so it's best not to goof around then.
COOKING AND DOMESTIC SKILLS: Unknown, but if her skills with child raising are any indication, probably pretty good.
ECONOMICS: Her jobs as a hero and singer should bring in some money. Of course, you should still have a job and bring in money of your own as it wouldn't be very fair of you to rely on hers.
FIGHTING SKILLS: Although we don't get to see much of them, she has pretty good skills. While at first she couldn't handle weapons very well, she's since gotten over that hurdle.
SPECIAL ATTRIBUTES: She has the power to create ice either by using her guns as a catalyst or just by molding it with her hands. Pretty useful, all things told.
COMPETITION: One Kotetsu T. Kaburagi also known as Wild Tiger. Though he shouldn't be too much of a problem as he is Oblivious to Love and he's still in love with his dead wife.
IN LAWS: She's got two parents who love her dearly. Shouldn't be too much of a problem to get along with them.
SEX: As far as we know, she's still a virgin. Though considering how...flexible she is and the type of person she generally is, it'd probably be pretty good.
CHILDREN: We've only seen her deal with the baby from hell who only her friend, Dragon Kid, could handle. She's probably okay with them overall though so you should be able to at least raise one kid together with no issues.
OVERALL: If you can handle her, go for it.
edited 23rd Dec '11 6:06:22 PM by Chariot
Professional Nerd
Looks: Blonde, muscular, and ruggedly handsome. Unless you only stick to Bishōnen, there's not much to complain about.
Smart: About as smart as the average dog. Keith seems to live in an entirely different world than the rest of us and seems to swing from odd to just plain dumb.
Personality: A wide-eyed ingenue without an insincere bone in his body. He's basically made of concentrated pure innocent goodness.
Cooking and domestic skills: Word of God says Keith is something of a health nut, so it's probably safe to say that he can cook his own meals. We've never seen the state of his apartment, so whether he knows how to clean is a mystery.
Economics: As Sky High, Keith is one of the most beloved Heroes currently in action. The downside is that he's a complete workaholic — he has no life outside of his job. You might be able to persuade him to take some time off, but don't get your hopes up.
Fighting Skills: Excellent. Keith was the King of Heroes for a reason.
Special Attributes: Has the ability to control wind to fly.
Competition: None at the moment. He's had his crushes in the past. If you see him at a risque gay bar, don't be alarmed - He's not cheating on you; he's just there for the lemonade (actual lemonade). In fact, he doesn't appear to even realize it's a gay bar.
In Laws: John. Keith basically considers the dog his true companion, so you're going to have to get along with him if you want to be with Keith.
Sex: It is very possible that Keith doesn't know what sex actually is. The very prospect of holding hands makes him a nervous, sweating wreck. Good luck with that.
Children: Don't let him near babies. Just... don't.
Overall: Keith may be a perfect bundle of adorable goodness, but as marriage material, he's simply far more trouble than he's worth. It's best to look elsewhere.
edited 24th Oct '12 1:40:48 PM by Sparkysharps
"If there's a hole, it's a man's job to thrust into it!" — Ryoma Nagare, New Getter Robo
NAME: Ichiko Sakura
LOOKS: In-universe, very good-looking, and has large breasts (especially for her slim build.) Most of the boys in the school find her quite easy on the eyes.
SMARTS: Straight-A student, but doesn't really apply herself, relying more on her good luck to know the right answers.
PERSONALITY: Proud, stubborn, and given to belittling others, though when pressed she shows a nicer side. Has abandonment and betrayal issues, and her social skills atrophied while she was in elementary school. Improves a bit by the end of the anime.
COOKING AND DOMESTIC SKILLS: Supernaturally dreadful. Only the fact that she had a live-in servant kept her from noticing. You'll need to be the one to handle this department.
ECONOMICS: Ichiko is quite wealthy thanks to her parents' success in business. You may well develop success in your job too, but be careful that you don't get too busy to enjoy it. Ichiko herself has shown no interest in working for a living.
FIGHTING SKILLS: Excellent, despite a lack of formal training—relies heavily on her luck.
SPECIAL ATTRIBUTES: Has awesome amounts of luck/happiness energy, and can absorb more from the environment (she wears a special necklace to stop this happening accidentally.) She can channel her happiness energy through spiritual objects, usually to summon the Chinese Zodiac.
COMPETITION: She has quite a fan club, but considers them background noise. More of an issue is Keita, but he's Oblivious to Love and is the target of other ladies as well, so you might have a chance.
IN LAWS: Ichiko's parents are alive, but insanely busy—you'll be lucky to see them once before the wedding. They might not even make the wedding, to be honest. Just try not to screw up during your brief encounter. More troubling is the fact that various gods are interested in Ichiko one way or another, and will drop in unexpectedly.
SEX: Due to her poor socialization and some bad examples, Ichiko tends to think of normal male sex interest as perversion. It's going to take some patience to melt her defenses. She'll probably have great sex once you do, though—she's lucky that way.
CHILDREN: Will likely want some, and is probably going to be a bit of a clingy mother, given her abandonment issues. She's got good genes, so they'll likely turn out okay physically.
OVERALL: Flawed but workable. But would marrying you be good luck? If not, bad things are likely to happen to you.
edited 24th Oct '12 7:55:52 AM by SKJAM
SOPA? Lol wut? U Mad US?
NAME: Kino
LOOKS: Androgynous. extremely androgynous, to the point where it is almost impossible to tell whether she is a boy or a girl at first glance..However, if you into that sort of thing, then she is quite slim and attractive.
SMARTS: Has a lot of knowledge on the various cultures in her world, and also has a lot of knowledge on survival, so I would say that she's pretty smart overall.
PERSONALITY: Generally calm and gentleman-like, keeping as open a mind as possible, while not showing much in the way of emotion under normal circumstances. More emotion may appear under more extreme conditions. This is as just as well, because if you somehow manage to annoy her, she won't hesitate to kill you.
COOKING AND DOMESTIC SKILLS: She spends her life camping with a talking motorcycle and staying in hotels, so she's probably quite good at cleaning through the use of the natural world around her, but her cooking skills are probably limited to making basic meals with long-life food that preserves well, in keeping with her survival-first approach to life.
ECONOMICS: Probably doesn't make much money, as she lives by herself and doesn't appear to even have a defined job, but should be very wise and economical in spending it. Whether she would spend any of it on you is a different matter entirely, however. If you want a life of luxury, Kino isn't the girl for you.
FIGHTING SKILLS: Her will to survive has made her extremely skilled in combat, to the point of being able to hold off a trained swordsman using a gun, in melee combat. It is also worth noting that she won't hesitate to kill anyone who threatens her life
SPECIAL ATTRIBUTES: Lives a nomadic life, going from place to place with Hermes
COMPETITION: The only being apart from herself that she sees on a regular basis is Hermes, the talking motorcycle, so he will provide the only competition, but Kino treats him more like an extremely close friend than a lover. Perhaps a bigger threat is Kino's piratical way of thinking. She will most likely think that providing supplies for an extra person will be a burden to her chances of survival, especially if you don't have any survival training, so make sure to provide your own supplies if you plan on following her.
IN LAWS: Kino's parents are (presumably) still alive, but she has absolutely nothing to do with them since she started her new life, so they are very unlikely to be an issue.
SEX: Almost certainly a virgin. It will probably take a very long time for her to trust you enough to let you do it with her, and once she does, you are probably best off being gentle and methodical to start with. If you are too aggressive, she may think that you are trying to kill her and act accordingly.
CHILDREN: Is highly unlikely to have any as long for as she keeps travelling. She has not really thought about settling down at all, so you may have to wait indefinitely for them, and you may never have any if she doesn't..
OVERALL: If you are of the adventurous sort who doesn't mind having to put up hardship and are after a partner to talk about morality and political issues, then Kino may very well be your ideal wife. If not, then you should probably leave this girl to travel alone (well, with her talking motorcycle)
edited 25th Oct '12 10:31:52 AM by flygon250
My standard Anime Theme song game variant rules: [Censored by ACTA]
Professional Nerd
NAME: Valvatorez
LOOKS: Short, thin, and deathly pale. Despite the usual status of vampires, Valvatorez tends to lean more towards "cute" than sexy. He may be slowly aging in reverse, but you'll (probably) be long dead before it'd be a concern. If you can somehow get him to start drinking blood again (ask Artina for help), you can instead get the Tall, Dark, and Handsome individual he used to be.
SMARTS: A bit dim. He does not appear to comprehend sarcasm very well and is easily fooled. Usually he relies on Fenrich to deal with the thinking.
PERSONALITY: A natural-born leader with a slight Cloud Cuckoolander streak and a giant hard-on for oaths and promises. If he makes a promise, no matter how stupid or impossible, he will keep it. In a stark contrast to other vampire protagonists, Valvatorez isn't brooding in the slightest, but rather a very energetic Large Ham with a penchant towards dramatic speeches.
COOKING AND DOMESTIC SKILLS: If it involves sardines, he is probably very, very good at cooking it. For everything else, Prinnies will always be on hand.
ECONOMICS: Despite his insistence that he's merely a humble Prinny instructor, Valvatorez is all but running the Netherworld at this point. Money is no object.
FIGHTING SKILLS: Before the loss of his power, Valvatorez was on the short-list for the most stupidly overpowered entity in the Nippon Ichi-verse. Now that he's depowered... well actually, he's still surprisingly powerful, matching if not surpassing most high-tier overlords. He's even considered a Worthy Opponent by The Most Badass Frickin' Overlord in All The Cosmos.
SPECIAL ATTRIBUTES: Immortality (or extreme longevity), vampirism, ridiculous political and social influence.
COMPETITION: Artina is in love with him, but she's not terribly pushy about it. The real problem here is Fenrich. Regardless of whether or not he's sexually attracted to Valvatorez, the werewolf is crazy obsessed with him to the point of violence and does not like sharing. However, said crazy obsession means that Val has a pretty strong leash on his behavior, so potential threats to your life, while possible, aren't probable. Valvatorez himself seems to be either disinterested or Oblivious to Love, but doesn't appear to be so thickheaded that you couldn't just tell him you want to start a relationship.
IN LAWS: None known, but he is particularly attached to his slightly deranged True Companions, so you'll be seeing them a lot.
SEX: Well, you know what they say about vampires...
CHILDREN: Demon-Human relationships are perfectly capable of producing offspring, but chances are you'll be dead before they ever hit puberty unless you go through the proper channels to become a demon yourself. Valvatorez's ability as a father is up in the air, but would probably insist on being the strict but fair authority figure.
OVERALL: Not a bad choice despite the oddities, actually. Just find a way to keep Fenrich from murdering you and you're golden.
"If there's a hole, it's a man's job to thrust into it!" — Ryoma Nagare, New Getter Robo
NAME: Nano Shinonome
LOOKS: Average, minus the wind-up key in her back.
SMARTS: About average, which surprises some people. She's not good at math.
PERSONALITY: Nano is shy around people she doesn't know well, due to her fear they will reject her for being a robot. Once past that, she's a kind-hearted girl who wants to fit into normal society.
COOKING AND DOMESTIC SKILLS: Decent enough—she deliberately holds back from using some of her more useful capabilities in this area due to her preference for doing things the normal way. Makes a tasty rice omelet.
ECONOMICS: Nano would presumably be able to handle any job not involving higher math, but has no work experience and may have paperwork issues at more security-obsessed companies. It's unclear if the Professor makes any money from her inventions.
FIGHTING SKILLS: Can aim okay, but prefers to avoid combat situations.
SPECIAL ATTRIBUTES: Stronger than she looks; her upper limit has not been shown. Has USB capability, a rocket punch, a rapid-fire bean gun, and other wacky attachments as the Professor sees fit.
COMPETITION: None seen in the anime.
IN LAWS: Nano's mother/sister the Professor; she's kind of clingy and might resent Nano wanting to spend time with you—snd with her gadgeteering skill, might be able to cause you some serious hurt. Mr. Sakamoto will act as the disapproving father until distracted by the fact that he's a cat. Both of them will be living with you.
SEX: Unknown if Nano even has the physical capability for it. Although a off-hand remark by Mr. Sakamoto suggests she looks like a normal girl under her skirt, lord knows what sort of odd functions the Professor might have put in there.
CHILDREN: Probably unable to have children in the usual way. But you'll be raising the Professor. Nano is perhaps a bit too indulgent, you'll probably need to handle discipline matters.
OVERALL: The physical matters may make this a non-viable relationship, but part of being "a normal girl" is falling in love, so who knows?
I have to say, it's been quite a long while since I've seen this kind of stuff. It is mighty amusing and brings back memories..
Oh, yeah, this is a bump and a necro and whatnot-nevertheless I hope to see more stuff of this kind in the future, and will try to add one of my own as well.
Fandom Gremlin, Different Twin
NAME: Yellow of Viridian Forest, or if you prefer, Amarillo of Tokiwa Grove. Seemingly does not have an actual last name, but almost everybody in the [Pokemon] series seems to only be known by [Only One Name].
LOOKS: Kinda small girl, almost flat chest. Always looks very young and cheery. Has a long blonde ponytail, and yellow eyes matching her name. Always wears a straw-hat, which she uses to conceal the fact she is a girl, and later to keep two feathers from the legendary guardians of Sky and Seas (or maybe sunrainbows and moon), Ho-Oh and Lugia, respectively. Wears a long-sleeved black undershirt, blue jeans, brown caballero boots, and a long, yellow-colored sleeveless tunic. Most of these clothes belonged to her onee-sama Blue, but the tunic was sewed by Daisy Oak from the Pikachu skins Yellow used as a vest and mattresses back in the Viridian Forest.
SMARTS: Kinda smart, she was mainly taught things by onee-sama Blue, and most other things she learned were from her travels in the Kanto region to save Red and complete her Pokèdex. Most of her smarts though, come from animal istinct, as she was basically raised in a treehouse in the Viridian Forest, with her Pikachu friends (and Weedle, Caterpie, Pidgey, Spearow, Kakuna, Metapod, Pichu, Rattata...) and we could consider her kind of an hippie chick.
PERSONALITY: Happy, childlike, and naive. Kinda affectuous, but can be a rash tomboy when her friends are in danger. Can seem to have a "flowery" personality, and loves nature. Has a deep bond with her Pokèmon.
COOKING AND DOMESTIC SKILLS: Could be good, when she was a kid she lived mostly in the forest, but when she was around 9 or 10 years old, Blue took her in as her onee-sama, and made her learn a few things. Before, she mainly ate dead Pidgey Spearow Caterpie Metapod and berries, and maybe some roots, and the first non-wild thing she ate were Daisy Oak s' tea and chocolate balls. And i can make you sure she LOVED them!
ECONOMICS: Nah, Yellow is the type of girl that, other than being a Viridian Forest guardian, could be a full-time Pokémon trainer, just find a Meowth with Pay Day, or at least make Chu Chu or a Mankey learn it by TM, and then fight quite a few wild Rattata. Girl could make a quite few money!
FIGHTING SKILLS: Trained in martial fights AND Pokèmon fights, slightly above average in both. She can also cure people and Pokèmon after a rather tiring fight, and fly if she puts a Butterfree on her back.
SPECIAL ATTRIBUTES: Pokèmon Empathy, she is Viridian Forest s' chosen Viridian Kids, it's said one is born each 10 years. Elite Four Lance was the Viridian Kid before her, and ex-Viridian City gym leader and Team Rocket boss Giovanni was the Viridian Kid before Lance. She can also heal herself and her Pokèmon, and is extremely resilient to psychic powers. She is also somewhat able to talk to her pet Pikachu, Chuchu, capable of flying through a balloon, and distinguished by the pink flower worn on her ear.
COMPETITION: Yellow s' main love interest is Red, she thinks he is like a knight and has an huge crush on him. But Red is still very sexually naive and prefers Pokemon battling and food to girls. Green thinks Yellow is too short, and Gold thinks she looks much like a boy, so they're out of the question. Silver seems to not be that much interested in her, and the only way they will do the sexy together is for a political way (Yellow is a Viridian Kid, Silver is the son of a Viridian Kid) but Yellow s' onee-sama Blue is practically Silver s' adopted older sister, being raised together at one time by Mask of Ice (who is actually Pryce, the Mahogany Gym Leader at the time of Gold s' travels), so it would be kinda incest. Well, there's also Bugsy and Emerald, who both find her kinda funny i guess? She also gets along with Blue onee-sama, but in a totally non-romantic way. Ruby and Sapphire have eyes for each other, Wally the sickly kid i guess could also be somewhat cute but not much, and Crystal also sorta likes her, but as far as we can tell, Yellow is not a lesbian. Tate and Liza the psychic chinese identical twins can also be cute for a threesome, Iris is also a wild girl and has the Heart of Dragons which is kinda of similiar to being a Viridian Kid, but she just might be too young, N the math genius seems to be around her age though, and were raised similiarly i guess, but he might just be a little too wordy with liberation, and Lyra is as cute as a sillier, girlier version of Crystal can be, i guess. (I think each generation happens 3 years after the previous one, so RGBY is set in 1995, GSC in 1998, RSE in 2001, DP Pt in 2004, BW 1 in 2007, BW 2 in 2009, and XY in 2012.)
IN LAWS: Yellow has her onee-sama Blue, with which she lives together currently, in a cute, big-ish wooden cottage in Knot Island (which, like most Pokèmon videogame locations, is actually much bigger than it appears in the overworld.), and a biological uncle named Wilton, who likes to hang in Route 44, and taught her how to fish. Wilton especially wants to fish 16-feet-tall Poliwags. Her biological parents are unknown, and propably just left her in Viridian Forest when they discovered she was a Viridian Kid.
SEX: Too naive to not be a virgin... And also way too young-looking. Most of what she knows about sexuality comes from Blue, and the rest comes from hearing somewhat passionate kink between Daisy Oak and Bill Sonezaki, young creator of the Storage PC System, during the short time she lived in Pallet Town.
CHILDREN: She would propably have 4 children at least (9 at most), propably all named after flowers, or shades of yellow-orange. There's a possibility they might be Viridian Kids like mom.
OVERALL: Could be a very kind wife, and very sweet. Like the one that smells of honey.
(Uh, since i did not actually read the Pokèmon Manga, and i mainly just lurk on Pokemon-based forums, so if this is too OOC, it's a bit normal, because this is not Poke Spe!Yellow, this is MY Yellow, so it's good.)
edited 14th Nov '13 2:20:53 PM by KaikoMikkusu
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NAME: Alpine A310
LOOKS: Like a really square Porsche.
SMARTS: It's a car, stupid.
PERSONALITY: "
COOKING AND DOMESTIC SKILLS: Can get you from A to B, as long as you fuel it and it doesn't break down.
ECONOMICS: Petrol may not be cheap in this old sports car. Maintenance costs may also be high.
FIGHTING SKILLS: Good for running away and running people over.
SPECIAL ATTRIBUTES: Rear Engined for maximum driving difficulty.
COMPETITION: Porsche 911.
IN LAWS: Various 70s Renault's.
SEX: N/A
CHILDREN: What have they got to do with anything?
OVERALL: Not a great car, but a very, very cool one.
I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
You forgot to mention Misato Katsuragi as competition.
NAME: Erza Scarlet
LOOKS: Erza has a statuesque build. She's tall, strong and has huge... Tracts of land. Overall her body is extremely well proportioned, although it can be difficult to see because of her 24-Hour Armor. She also has long flowing red hair and eyes that can pierce concrete.
SMARTS: Erza's not overly brainy, but she's got a good head on her shoulders. She's the leader of Fairy Tail's strongest team which shows she has plenty of aptitude for leadership. Although she's hotheaded enough that she doesn't always choose the wisest course of action.
PERSONALITY: While she likes to think of herself as the Straight Man of her group, she's actually just as headstrong and reckless as everyone else in her ragtag guild. She's somewhat reserved and emotionally withdrawn thanks to her childhood but warms up to anyone that proves themselves a friend. That said, she's as incredibly tough in mind as she is in body. Oh, and she's a Covert Pervert.
COOKING AND DOMESTIC SKILLS: None really. Although her home is well-kept, so she must really be good at polishing armor.
ECONOMICS: Erza's an extremely powerful mage for hire and earns a great deal of money slaying monsters, hunting criminals, defeating evil sorcerers and waiting tables. She enjoys it, too.
FIGHTING SKILLS: Erza is a sword-mage of unparallelled skill and strength. She's defeated entire armies of enemies who themselves where mages and taken down beasts the size of small mountains. So yeah. Pretty good.
SPECIAL ATTRIBUTES: She has access to a personal Hammerspace arsenal which allows her to store weapons and clothing and swap them out as she sees fit. She uses this to store everything from ancient artifact armors of untold power to swimsuits. Additionally, one of her eyes is an artificial prosthesis.
COMPETITION: She's got an old flame in Gerard Fernandes, who she spent her childhood with until they eventually tried to kill eachother. Hasn't really stopped pining for him for some reason. That can't be healthy. She's also shown hints of attraction to Lucy Heartfillia but at this point Lucy seems to be some sort of magnet for such things.
IN LAWS: Fairy Tail. They're a hundred-strong group of superpowered hooligans who have a reputation for destroying everything they come in contact with (Including eachother) and for being the rowdiest and closest-knit guild in the whole world. Good luck with that.
SEX: Unknown. Probably pretty good, though, if only because of her fondness for Stripperiffic armors and dirty books.
CHILDREN: There's nothing saying she wouldn't be willing to have some, but keep in mind she spends a lot of time away from home adventuring. Common sense would tell you she'd leave the kids at home for you to look after. Erza's sense may tell you she'd bring the children along by the time they learn to walk.
OVERALL: If you can handle someone like Erza, go for it. Just don't expect a Lady of War even if she looks like one at first glance. She's a part of Fairy Tail, remember.
edited 11th Dec '11 9:28:17 AM by ShirowShirow
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