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Pagethings from around the inturdnet: Tumblr, YouTube

Hm? What's this? A troper page? I suppose I could take time out of my busy schedule to honour this sorry excuse for a profile.

This sad, hollow shell of a man refers to himself as "Risetteer". According to what I have heard, this is a reference to a "Rise Kujikawa" from a video game known as Persona 4. I do suppose you learn something new every day. Evidently, this "Risetteer" person hails from Iceland. Do not get excited, as that place is the very epitome of boredom.

I tire of this. I shall leave this most tedious task up to you, child.

H-huh!? Where am I? The last thing I knew, I was at Miss Litchi's place, petting that panda...

Say things about the gentleman this page belongs to. I find it hard to take enough interest in him to narrate his mess of a page. I shall take my leave now. Goodbye.

W-wait! Oh... um... what do I say? T-this "Risetteer" seems to enjoy playing games on his PlayStation 3, but he is also partial to the Nintendo DS! I-if you want to play g-games with this person, then his PSN ID is "flashfumoLIVE"! His most frequently played online games are those of the BlazBlue series. S-some of his other favourite franchises are Persona, Disgaea... i-it's all listed below, so please don't ask me more!

Makoto! Please help meeeee! ;_;

You called, Noel?

Kyaa~! How did you get here so fast!?

Don't be silly, Noel. It's my job.

O... kay? Please help me write things on this page. I beg of you.

Mmkay! This Risetteer dude is apparently fond of anime and manga and visual novels and other Japanese stuff! Also, he doesn't want you to know this, but he has watched Bible Black in its entirety, and found the whole thing hilarious.

How do you even know that?

There's nothing I don't know, Noelly. I also know that this is the only place where he goes by the "Risetteer" name. So if you find some other Risetteer online then it's prolly not him. In terms of music, this guy is quite partial to Britney Spears, Ellie Goulding, the Spice Girls (seriously) and far too many Asian artists to name, although Faylan and KOTOKO are particular standouts. His music library is like the Who's Who of guilty pleasures!

Wow, you're really smart, Makoto!

Yes. Yes, I am.

Afternoon, ladies.

GAAAAAAAH!

You bastard! Where are you taking Noel!?

Oh, Noel is going to be appearing on my cooking show, "The Joys of Smelting with Captain Hazama".

Am I going to be part of the audience?

No, silly. You're one of the ingredients for a tasty but healthy Sword of the Godslayer!

The story in these games makes no sense!

Risetteer is a super cool guy and you love him. Welp, I'm off! Say goodbye to the nice squirrel lady, Noel!

B-bye, Makoto!

Bye, Noelly. I'd help you, but I'm not a main character. You know how it is.

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Explanation of Risetteer's procrastination toolz

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Interlude: That's My Tsubaki is recorded in front of a live studio audience

Oh, gosh! I'm so sorry for being late, Makoto!

Jesus Christ, Tsubaki. What the hell were you even doing? The skit ended ages ago.

[Audience laughter]

I got lost on my way here. No one felt like helping me.

Aw, jeez. You could have called me or something. I see now.

I... don't...

[Audience awwww]

Crap! Sorry!

[Audience laughter]

It's okay. I have a seeing-eye dog now. Here, boy! C'mere, Arakune!

Sup bitches.

[Audience laughter and applause]

Oh, Tsubaki. You're so blind.

Ahahahahahaha!

Blind girls are easy KEEEEEEEEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE

Oh, Arakune.

My life is always exciting!

That's My Tsubaki!

[Audience applause]

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Things that do not go anywhere else

Current animu season is spring!

Winter is soooooo last season.

So, Autumn 2011 was pretty good for animu, dood.

Whew. I think that about covers it. What do you think, Noel?

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Please vandalise this page, dood. It will make me feel special and loved.

Done. - Shirow Shirow

Well, if you ask for it, then why not? Feel special. - Fergard Stratoavis

Salutations fellow Persona 4 fan. - pyr0h1tman8

I am a jelly donut. - Dragonzordasaurus

QUIT RUNNING AND FIGHT TAGER AT CLOSE RANGE LIKE A MAN - ActuallyComma

Taokaka wants some extras for the upcoming movie. You down? - Evi I Paladin

Thank you for at least sympathizing with youknowwho - Chris X

I stole your pages format to make mine prettier, thank you ;3 - Saiga

• I'm so honoured. ;_;

You, sir, have great taste. — Liberated Liberater

There aren't enough cats on your page. —Purple Catnip

• Yes, there are, dood. They're Invisible to Normals, dood.

This is the greatest page in the Multiverse. — That One Guy Named X

That cat picture's caption should have read "These are kittens, dood". — That Human

• Noted and fixed.

I will show you... the price of justice! - X2X

ALRIGHT, BE ENTHUSIASTIC, PULL THE TRIGGER! (And Senki Zesshou Symphogear is the most awesome show of this season.) Demongodofchaos2

• You spelled Nisemonogatari wrong.
• Lol nope, I hated Bakemonogatari, so I wouldn't like a spin off of it either.
• But it's a sequel. ;_;
• Technically both. Besides, Symphogear has Nana Mizuki.
• Rosario + Vampire had Nana Mizuki and that show was shit. :(
• Show only, the manga isn't. And why is Symphogear shit to you, even if you haven't finished the whole thing yet? Just asking.
• Of course the show. I mean, the manga doesn't have Mizuki's voice. D': Alsoooo I just gave up around 4-5 episodes in because I found it to be badly animated, stupidly plotted, and overly melodramatic. But that's only my opinion.
• You ended up quitting just before the series got better, as well as lighter.
• Really? Maybe I'll try picking it up again between seasons, just to see if it ~did~ get better.
• The Red haired guy is basically Akuma and Trains Hibiki with Bruce Lee movies and both wear Akuma and Makoto Clothes respectively in one of the ending credits for one of the episodes. If that isn't enough to make you think he's awesome, I don't know what is.
• I don't really like Street Fighter. ;D But I did already kind of like him. YES I'M INTO THAT OKAY JEEZ
• -Clings tightly to you- Risetteer? I...need a hug.... XiphonIII
  • I-I suppose it can't be helped. [hugggggggyyyyy]

Kitties make everything better. You need more of them here :3 - lu

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