Web Animation: Llamas with Hats

All the fun of llamas, but with the added comfort of hats!

Llamas with Hats is a YouTube video from the creator of Charlie The Unicorn. It depicts a short conversation between two llamas named Paul and Carl, who wear spiffy hats. Also, Carl has a serious problem. Both with his homicidal tendencies and his seeming inability to remember them. Now with a downloadable iPhone game! You play as Carl just before the second episode, kicking people off a cruise ship.

When the first short became popular, the creator, Jason Steele, decided to turn it into a five-part series. However, once the fourth episode was released, he discovered that what he had planned for the fifth episode was far too obvious, and had been predicted by most of the YouTube comments. For the time being, he lay the series to rest until picking it up again in 2014. His new idea for a fifth episode became a complete Story Arc with a full eight episodes being completed (in addition to the original four), each one darker than the last.
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    Episodes 1- 6 
  • A Million Is a Statistic: Discussed by Paul. Even if it is a higher body count, simply saying you mutilated millions of babies just doesn't have the same shock value as a nuke going off in your own home city.
  • Affably Evil: Carl is a mass murdering, remorseless psychopath. A cheerful mass murdering, remorseless psychopath.
  • Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking: Second vid:
    Paul: Carl, I watched you fire a harpoon into the captain's face!
    Carl: That sounds dangerous!
    Paul: You were headbutting children off the side of the ship!
    Carl: That, uh, that must have been horrifying to watch.
    Paul: And then you started making out with the ice sculptures!
    • Inverted in 4, here it looks like Carl's latest crime is ruining the carpet with muddy hoofprints... then the nuke detonates.
  • Artistic Licence Biology: In-universe example - stabbing someone 37 times in the chest will usually kill them. Carl is apparently unaware of this.
    • You like to think that he died before Carl cut off his hands and ate them.
    • How Carl was able to eat a hotel bartender.
    Paul: Your mouth unhinged like a snake.
  • Ask a Stupid Question...:
    Paul: What is wrong with you, Carl?!
    Carl: Well, I kill people and eat hands. That's—that's two things.
    • And from episode 4, we have:
    Paul: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?
    Carl: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
    Paul:...Oh.
  • Ax-Crazy: Is an Informed Attribute of Carl's. The bloody remains and the orphan meat are a good indication anyway.
    • He certainly has a taste for human flesh.
  • Black Comedy: Considering that it's Film Cow we're dealing with, it's Surreal Black Comedy.
  • Blatant Lies:
    Carl: I do not kill people. That - that is my least favorite thing to do.
    • Carl's refusal to take the blame for the muddy hoofprints on the carpet in episode 4.
    Paul: They're clearly your hoofprints, Carl.
    Paul: They lead directly to you!
  • Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick:
    Paul: Tell me, Carl, exactly what you were doing before I got home!
    Carl: Alright, well... I - I was upstairs...
    Paul: Okay.
    Carl: I was, uh, I was sitting in my room...
    Paul: Yes?
    Carl: Reading a book...
    Paul: Go on.
    Carl: And, uh, well, this guy walked in...
    Paul: Okay...
    Carl: So I went up to him...
    Paul: Yes?
    Carl: And I, uh, I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.
    [Beat]
    Paul: Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl, that kills people!
    • In episode five, Carl donates to the local girl scouts, washes the car, bakes banana bread for his neighbor... and rips a crack in space-time to steal baby hands.
  • Breather Episode: Horribly, horribly subverted with Episode 4. Amusingly Episode 5 could be viewed as this, which is even lampshaded by Paul.
  • Brick Joke: In Episode 6, Carl finishes the meat dragon he mentioned he was working on in Episode 3.
    Paul Did you finish your Meat Dragon, Carl?
    Carl: ...Maybe...
    Paul: (sigh) It's horrifying, Carl.
    Carl: ...Thank you.
  • But for Me, It Was Tuesday: Slaughtering and mutilating humans, crossing the Moral Event Horizon, all of this is just another weekday to Carl. Of course, even Paul starts getting used to it. Carl's response is to find another Moral Event Horizon to cross.
  • Call Back: In Episode 3, Carl mentions he's stuffed their luggage with Orphan Meat because he's building a Meat Dragon. In Episode 6, Carl's "surprise" is that there's a giant Meat Dragon outside their house.
    • In Episode 1, Carl mentions having the rumblies in his stomach, that only hands can satisfy. In Episode 10, Carl mentions having the rumblies and being hungry for hands. He even asks Paul if he remembers.
  • Card-Carrying Villain:
    Paul: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?
    Carl: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
    Paul: ... Oh.
  • Catch Phrase: ''CAAAAAAARL!'
  • Comedic Sociopathy: It becomes obvious that Carl is a total psychopath, but he otherwise acts like a normal person, which is kinda why it's so damn funny.
  • Completely Missing the Point: Paul doesn't appreciate Carl's birthday gift of human faces tied to balloons. Carl assumes it's because the nuclear explosion left them undercooked.
  • Cruel and Unusual Death: Carl likes to be inventive and creative with his homicidal urges. And then he likes to do stuff with the remaining corpse. Usually of a culinary nature.
  • Deadly Rotary Fan: In the third video, Carl has apparently pushed people, including a South American resistance leader, into a giant fan.
  • Deconstructive Parody: Episodes 6 (and later 8) are mainly about how Paul is damned terrified of Carl's psychopathic antics, and like a normal person, decides to leave.
  • Disproportionate Retribution
    Carl: Fine, It's the lovely elderly couple from 2B.
    Paul: CAAARL!
    Carl: Well, they were, uh, they were hogging all of the crescent rolls.
  • Dissonant Serenity: Carl, especially in the aftermath of the nuke.
    Paul: ...CAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRL!
    Carl: Happy birthdaaay~!
  • Even Evil Has Standards: Raw face is just gross.
  • Everything's Better with Llamas: "With the added comfort of hats".
  • Evil Is Petty: Don't hog the Crescent Rolls—if you want to live.
  • Foreshadowing:
    Carl: I'll have to try harder next time.
  • Flat "What.": Carl's response to his roommate's Unsettling Gender Reveal.
  • How Did That Get in There?: Carl's first reaction to the body in the first episode.
  • How Is That Even Possible?: Paul's reaction to Carl nuking an entire city in the fourth episode.
    Paul: How did you even do this?
    Carl: How did I even do this?
    Paul: I don't understand how or why you do anything.
  • Hypocritical Humor: This moment:
    Paul: I can't go anywhere with you, Carl.
    Carl: That hurt my feelings. Now we're both in the wrong.
  • Implausible Deniability: Carl, all the time. He will stand next to the corpse of the person he killed and cheerfully deny having any hoof in their death.
  • Improbable Weapon User: In Episode 3, Carl kills La Résistance with a giant fan.
  • In Medias Res: The first 3 episodes take place during the aftermath of Carl's rampages.
  • From Bad to Worse... and then it got worse some more... then it got worse again, and finally, yep, it got even worse.
  • Lighter and Softer: Horribly, horribly subverted by the fourth installment.
  • Limited Animation: Most of the episodes feature no movement from anything but the characters' faces. Lampshaded in the ad for the iPhone game.
    Paul: I literally never see you move!
    Carl: Now that you mention it, I never see you move either.
    Paul: Oh my god, you're totally right!
    Carl: This is really strange.
    Paul: I can't move anything except my mouth and my eyes!
  • Mattress Tag Gag: Carl blames a nuclear explosion on him ripping the tag from a mattress. That, or fairy dust.
  • Minimalist Cast: Carl and Paul are usually the only characters on the show.
  • Monochrome Casting: When Carl rips a tear in space time to collect baby hands, Paul noticed that out of the millions of hands flying out of the portal, every single one of them came from a white baby. Carl points out that he specifically targeted white babies.
    Carl: Well you know. Whitey's gotta pay. And the payment is baby hands.
  • Monster Roommate: Yes, Paul is very annoyed that Carl is a psychopathic monster who destroys people, ships, and countries when they're on vacation. In episode 6 he finally has enough and decides to leave.
  • Moral Guardians: Parodied. When Paul accuses Carl of making out with the ice sculptures on the cruise ship, Carl's reaction is to thank God that the children (whom he'd headbutted off the side of the ship) weren't on board to see it.
  • Murder Is the Best Solution: Always... If there is not a reason, Carl will find one.
  • Never Bareheaded: The llamas, appropriately enough.
  • Nightmare Fuel Station Attendant: In early episodes, Carl attempts to play himself off as this. It becomes increasingly clear that he's aware of what he's doing as the series proceeds, though.
  • No Name Given: Until the third animation, Paul's name was never given. Not even Carl could remember it.
  • Phrase Catcher: "Caaaaaaaaaaaarl!"
  • Powered by a Forsaken Child: Carl harvests orphan meat. Why? "Well, I'm going to build a meat dragon, and not just ANY meat will do!"
  • Properly Paranoid: Paul is this by episode 5. "I know you've done something. You've always done something. It's a lovely day out, we're having a good time. What have you done?"
  • La Résistance: ...no longer exists, thanks to Carl and a giant fan.
  • The Revolution Will Not Be Civilised: Mostly Carl's fault.
  • Say My Name: Paul's Catch Phrase.
  • Screw This, I'm Out of Here!: The trailer for the iPhone game has Carl pull this. Paul has had enough and is prepared to leave in Episode 6, and does by Episode 7.
  • Seen It All:
    Paul: You know what? Forget it. I'm not even shocked anymore.
    Carl: Aww, that's no fun!
    Paul: This has become the norm for you, Carl!
    • In full effect by episode five.
      Carl : Fine. I may have created a crack in space time, through which to collect millions of baby hands.
      Paul: Huh.
      Carl: What do you mean, "huh"?
      Paul: I think I was expecting worse.
      Carl: Worse? But this is totally fudged, bro.
  • Sequel Escalation: In the first video, Carl killed one person (an implied trespasser, it must be admitted). In the fourth, he nukes an entire city. Lampshaded and subverted in the fifth, where Paul notes that after that, Carl stealing baby hands through a rip in spacetime is comparatively minor.
  • The Sociopath: Lampshaded by Carl himself.
  • Spoof Aesop:
    Carl: Shhhh... do you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness.
    Paul: That's the sound of people drowning, Carl.
    Carl: That's what forgiveness sounds like, screaming and then silence.
  • Straight Man and Wise Guy: Guess who.
  • Stuff Blowing Up: Episode four. Carl's responsible. Not that it's a surprise.
  • Suspiciously Specific Denial: On Carl's part. A lot.
  • Swallowed Whole:
    Carl: I appear to have swallowed an entire person.
    Paul: That would be the hotel bartender.
    Carl: Well, that explains why my mojito was taking so long.
    Paul: It was horrifying. Your mouth unhinged like a snake.
  • Tertiary Sexual Characteristics: Paul's hat.
    Carl: Oh. I thought you were a woman.
    Paul: Why would you think that?
    Carl: Mostly the hat.
  • To Serve Man: Cooked hands, orphan meat, entire live human beings...
  • Unsettling Gender Reveal: Paul's gender, to Carl.
    Carl: Are you sure?
    Paul: Of course I'm sure.
    Carl: Well, if you'll excuse me I have some pictures to delete from my computer.
  • Vacation Episode: Episodes 2 and 3. Carl enjoys himself rather more than Paul does.
  • Villain Protagonist: Carl, of course.
  • The Watcher: Paul.
  • Would Hurt a Child: Carl allegedly headbutted children off the side of the cruise ship in episode 2. Episode 3 has it implied that he killed orphans to use their meat to build a "meat dragon". And of course there were bound to be children in the city he nuked in episode 4. Explicit by episode 5, where Carl steals the hands of millions of babies. By episode 6 he has built a conveyor belt to carry ground-up orphans through the house, and he's finished the aforementioned meat dragon.

    Episodes 7- 12 
  • Alas, Poor Villain: After learning he killed his old friend Paul during his 15 year rampage, Carl is Driven to Suicide and jumps to his death off a bridge, his final words being an imaginary conversation he's having with Paul with tears running down his face.
  • Arc Words: "You must finish your work, Carl," said by Carl's hallucinations of the Paul Mask. It has been confirmed by the creator that the work that must be finished is Carl himself.
  • Apocalypse How: By Episode 11, Carl has apparently eradicated all life on Earth.
  • Beard of Sorrow: Starting in episode 8, Carl gains a stubbly chin. In episode 11, it becomes a full beard.
  • Call Back: A subtle one in episode 12. After Carl finds Paul's corpse, he screams at the top of the bridge, and then kills himself. This causes the music to cut out as well. That's what forgiveness sounds like, screaming, and then silence.
  • Cerebus Syndrome: Starting with Episode 7, the videos start focusing less on humor, and more on the disturbing aspects of Carl's mental state, and it only gets darker and darker as the series continues. Steele commented on this saying it would be like if the last season of Friends had the sun go out and the characters spending every episode in hopeless despair before freezing to death.
  • Darker and Edgier: Although the series has always been dark, Episode 10 brought it to a whole new level by having Carl end up in a pit full of dead bodies with great damage done to him, including broken bones, a torn ear, a few bruises, etc. All the while, the Paul Mask is convincing him that he needs to do more.
  • Dead Hat Shot: The last episode ends with Carl's hat slowly submerging into the water after he drowns himself. Considering that the llamas are known for their hats, this is more tragic than other examples.
  • Despair Event Horizon: Carl, after discovering Paul's corpse.
  • Downer Ending: The final episode ends with all life on Earth destroyed, Paul dead and Carl, no longer hallucinating the Paul Mask, committing suicide by throwing himself off a bridge and drowning himself. Unlike the rest of the series, this is not played for Black Comedy in any way.
  • Driven to Suicide: Carl, consumed by his loneliness, casts himself off a bridge into the ocean after having found Paul's corpse.
  • Even Evil Has Loved Ones: As much a monster Carl is, its show that Carl definitely cares for Paul, in his own twisted way. Finding his corpse in the finale is what breaks him entirely.
    • His leaving in the first place is what seems to really push Carl off the deep-end, taking him from his "normal" psychopathic behavior to something so destructive that it ends up with the death of all life on Earth.
  • Evolving Credits: Throughout the second half of the series, the ending theme becomes increasingly distorted and out of tune, mirroring Carl's Sanity Slippage. Subverted in the final episode's credits, where the music is suddenly back to normal.
  • Glowing Eyes of Doom: The Paul Mask has them whenever it's not around Carl's neck.
  • Latex Perfection: The mask Carl makes of Paul's face after he moves out.
  • Mood Whiplash: The final few episodes are definitely more creepy than the rest, but the ending hits the ball out of the park, what with Paul dying offscreen, Carl finding his decayed carcass and then tearfully committing suicide by throwing himself off of the side of a bridge.
  • Newhart Phonecall: The entirety of Episode 7 is presented as this to the viewers because the sheep wearing the Paul mask's dialogue is unintelligible.
  • Omnicidal Maniac: Carl ends up being this. In the final episode he wanders around a barren wasteland, with absolutely no signs of life left, except for himself. He changes that.
  • Put on a Bus: Paul has moved out between the sixth and seventh episodes.
  • Reality Ensues: As much as it can. The second group of episodes explores the implications of Carl's mental state and trademark escalation to a logical and very dark conclusion.
  • Recycled Soundtrack: Episode 12 ends on Pachelbel's Canon in D Major.
  • Replacement Goldfish: Episode 7 sees Paul replaced by a sheep (in a Paul mask, no less!) that despite lacking the ability to speak can still hold the same sort of conversation with Carl.
  • Sanity Slippage: The entire Story Arc revolves around Carl undergoing this as a result of Paul leaving.
  • Say My Name: In Episode 12, after discovering that Paul is dead, Carl starts shouting Paul's Catch Phrase over and over again to try to deal with the loneliness.
  • Soundtrack Dissonance: After Carl sees that Paul (and everyone else) is dead, the scene becomes Scenery Gorn while Pachelbel's Canon plays.
  • Status Quo Is God: Averted. When Paul says he's moving away in Episode 6, he means it. He's not present for Episode 7, and has been replaced by a sheep in a Paul Mask.
  • Time Skip: According to Word of God, Episode 11 takes place fifteen years after Episode 10.
  • Wham Line: In Episode 9, "Carrrrl!", said without Carl's mouth moving. This is the first indication we get that Carl has become truly insane.
  • Wham Shot: In Episode 12, the shot of Paul's decayed skeleton. Also notable in the shot is that the Paul Mask is no longer floating, but hanging around Carl's neck, meaning Carl has broken his own illusion.

Alternative Title(s):

Llamas With Hats