Stop Poking Me: There is a console on Sur'Kesh that you can touch repeatedly to get these responses from a nearby salarian:
Please don't touch that.
As I said, Commander. Don't touch that.
Again, I would ask you to refrain from touching that.
Perhaps "don't touch that" means something different in your language?
I would rather not refer this matter to the human embassy.
Touch it all you want. You'll never find out what it does.
Are humans really so deprived of stimulus that they must insist on touching everything?
I'm afraid if you keep touching that, you risk a diplomatic incident.
Further manipulation of this object is grounds for further admonishment.
Really! You must stop touching that!
Once more, the Salarian Union formally requests that you not touch that.
Fine! If you're so enamored of that object, then I suggest you get your own feces analyzer.
We've already been down that road. No more.