Shear Menace

Weapons come in all different shapes and forms. From swords to spears. Then there are scissors. Believe it or not, these everyday household tools are considered to be dangerous by the TSA.

Typically characters who use these as their Weapon of Choice are gardeners/groundskeepers (using shears) or tailors (using scissors). However, others associated with death may also use them; Atropos was known for using scissors to cut the threads of life. Morticians and taxidermists also use scissors when they perform autopsies or prepare bodies for their final, possibly mounted, resting place.

Subtrope of Improbable Weapon User and Improvised Weapon. See also Power Pincers. Can overlap with Martial Arts and Crafts.

Has absolutely nothing to do with Rock-Paper-Scissors. Scissors that are capable of cutting rock and other hard materials is something completely different.


Examples:

Anime and Manga

Comic Books
  • Grant Morrison's run on Doom Patrol introduced The Scissormen, word-salad-spouting menaces with enormous scissors for hands who can snip their victims out of existence, from the nonexistent alternate world of Orqwith.

Film — Live-Action
  • In Dial M for Murder Margot kills the man hired to murder her by grabbing a pair of scissors and stabbing him in the back while he is strangling her.
  • Cropsy commits murders in The Burning with garden shears, which he were fond of even before his disfiguring accident.
  • Edward Scissorhands has scissors for hands which he later uses to kill the sort of Big Bad.
  • One of the murders in Hot Fuzz is committed via a pair of garden shears to the throat.
  • In the horror anthology film Body Bags, in "The Eye" segment, Brent tries to murder his own wife with a garden shear when the late John Randall's visions turn him into a murderous lunatic as well.
  • In the "People Can Lick Too" segment from Campfire Tales (1997), the guy stalking Amanda picks up a pair of old garden shears from the backyard bushes before entering her house. He kills the family dog with them, and pretends to be it under Amanda's bed.
  • Not in the movie itself, but the poster for Child's Play 2 had Chucky using a pair of scissors to cut off the head of a jack-in-the-box.
  • In the opening case in Minority Report, we see premonitions of a husband catching his wife and her lover in bed. He goes berserk and grabs a pair of scissors laying around to kill them both.
  • In Lost River Bully carries around a pair of hand scissors. He's fond of cutting peoples' lips off with them.

Literature

Live-Action TV
  • In Kamen Rider Wizard, Gremlin is able to use his two swords to form scissors. This might be in tune with his human form, Sora, as he used to be a hair stylist and still is a Serial Killer who murders with his stylists' scissors.
  • Kamen Rider Scissors from Kamen Rider Ryuki, has this as his Visor, essentially a weapon that functions as a card reader.
  • On Monk, when an intruder attempts to strangle Natalie, she grabs a pair of scissors and stabs him in the chest with them.
  • The Murder, She Wrote episode "Shear Madness" revolves around two murders committed with pruning shears.
  • In the Midsomer Murders episode The Made-to-Measure Murders (S13E01) a large pair of tailor's scissors are used as the murder weapon.
  • Subverted in one episode of Supernatural. Dean almost uses a pair of scissors to disembowel the Monster of the Week, but it becomes harmless before he has to.
  • A strange episode of Law & Order had an elderly woman stabbed to death with a pair of pinking shears. The prime suspect was a woman who ran a dress shop and co-owned the apartment building with her very estranged brother.

Music

Tabletop Games
  • Ork Power Klaws in Warhammer 40,000 are massive hydraulic combat shears that can go through tanks. Commissar Yarrick wears one he took from an Ork Nob's corpse, to replace the arm he lost to the same Nob.

Webcomics
  • The aptly-named robot Tailor from Schlock Mercenary has a pair of built-in scissors, and since they're designed to cut nanotube fabric for making armor, they double as fearsome weapons.

Video Games
  • Mega Man:
    • Cut Man from Mega Man (Classic), sometimes he throws them.
    • Crush Crawfish (Japanese name: Scissors Shrimper) from Mega Man X3 has pincers used like scissors.
    • Hornet Man's stage in Mega Man 9 has animate gardening shears as enemies.
  • In Bioshock Infinite, Elizabeth kills Daisy Fitzroy by stabbing her in the back with a pair of scissors.
  • The Sin Scissors and Death Scissors in Devil May Cry fight using a pair of over-sized scissors. In fact, they use them as a medium to appear in the human world.
  • In the video game Dark Fall: Lost Souls, the Inspector uses scissors to stab some hideous grub-creatures to death.
  • Vector, one of the bosses of Zenebatos in The Legend of Dragoon fights with a pair of scissors.
  • Kutaro of Puppeteer fights with a pair of magical scissors called Calipers.
  • In Twisted Metal (2012), Marcus Kane's daughter Sophie Kane stabbed Sweet Tooth in the eye with a pair when he was trying to kill her, leaving that distinctive eye-hole in his mask.
  • Sundowner from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance uses a pair of swords that can be linked together to form a giant pair of scissors. You can buy and use it after you kill him.
  • The appropriately named Scissorsman/woman/twins from Clock Tower.
  • Yuri from Million Knights Vermillion, wields scissors as large as she is. She separates the blades for some attacks.
  • No. 7 in Mighty No. 9 uses a huge pair of scissor blades, though he prefers to detach them and use the blades like a pair of swords.
  • The Pokémon Scizor has claws that function like scissors as well as, of course, being named after scissors. Naturally, it learns the move X-Scissor, and it's one of the best moves it can have since it gets same-type attack bonus from Scizor's Bug typing and takes advantage of its massive Attack stat.
  • Castlevania
    • The Sega Saturn version of Castlevania: Symphony of the Night features an extra area called Underground Garden, which has gardeners wielding huge shears as enemies.
    • Order of Ecclesia features a character named "Anna Molly" (get it? Anomaly?), who seems to warp into existence just to try and snip Shanoa's head off with a giant pair of scissors.
  • Faria has the Scissors Monster, a boss which spawns flying scissors. Gold beats scissors.
  • Voldo's unlockable "Tofana Scissors" in the Soul Calibur series are a pair of scissor-shaped poisoned blades.

Visual Novels
  • Genocider Syo from Dangan Ronpa's signature way of killing is crucifixion using scissors.

Western Animation
  • In Gravity Falls, Li'l Gideon prepares to kill Dipper Pines with a pair of lamb shears, or at least cut his tongue out.
    Dipper: [Mabel]'s never gonna date you, man!
    Gideon: That's a lie. And I'm gonna make sure you never lie to me again.

Real Life