They say I'm old-fashioned, and live in the past, Exactly What It Says on the Tin
but sometimes I think progress progresses too fast!
, the old guy who loves to complain about how things were better in his day, and that kids these days show no respect. The Grumpy Old Man
is similar to a Sadist Teacher
, but old — and not usually in direct authority over the youngsters. May possess unexpected wisdom — but is likely to just complain about the young whippersnappers walking on his lawn, damn young'uns, no respect, don't know how good they have it.
In my day we had to walk fifteen miles
through the snow to get to school, uphill both ways
! And we didn't complain, nosir, we were happy
, and we got a dime a year to work 17 hours a day in the mines, one cent an hour
, but did we complain? NO! We were satisfied
, dammit, because there was a depression going on, and we didn't dare complain when dad beat us, because it built character and we respected him for it, not like these days …
In some cases, the Grumpy Old Man
might be a Jerk with a Heart of Gold
who is able to slowly warm up to the company of kids — but, more often than not, he's just an elderly Jerkass
The Old Timer
would be the Fan Dumb
variant that doesn't appreciate those young whippersnappers
who have the unmitigated audacity to enjoy any of the TV shows, movies, music, or whatnot that were popular when he
This character will
, at some point, yell at the darned kids to get off his lawn.
Compare Nostalgia Filter
. Contrast Cool Old Guy
, Eccentric Mentor
. See also Screw Politeness Im A Senior
, Evil Old Folks
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- Naruto The Abridged Series has the Third Hokage, Gladas the Village Elder and Bob the Other Village Elder (who still can't be Hokage).
- Yugi's grandpa in Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series. He frequently fantasies about dying as he hates his life so much, is increasingly senile and seems to find nothing in life enjoyable. Except of course, for his rendezvous with the poster of the Black Luster Soldier …
Anime and Manga
- Genryusai Shigekuni Yamamoto from Bleach, a shinigami pushing at least several thousand years, who constantly complains about the younger generation of shinigami when he is forced into battle. Counteracted by the fact that he is a Badass Grandpa.
- Everyone is a kid to him and even when he does fight he speaks to his opponents as though they're naughty children he has to punish.
- Pryce in Pokémon and PokemonSpecial. Averted in the games, where he is considerably nicer.
- The three old guys in Cowboy Bebop. Though the one with the ball cap is clearly much grumpier than the other two.
Films — Animated
- Mr. Nebbercracker in Monster House is shown at first to be the basic "Stay off my lawn" old man who took any toy that came near his house. However later it is revealed that this is a cover for his true intentions of protecting kids from the wrath of Constance, his child-hating deceased wife who has possessed his house for 40-so years and eats anybody who comes too close to her. Basically anytime he yells "Stay off my lawn" it is not so much a threat as it is a warning. Ultimately the main characters set her spirit free by blowing up the house and he loses his crotchety behavior, happily giving back all the toys he confiscated to everyone in the neighborhood.
- Carl Frederickson from Up. He's grumpy and crotchety because his beloved wife is dead, and because he feels overwhelming guilt from an unfulfilled promise he made to her.
- "Pope Doll" 1 from 9.
- Merlin describes himself as this in The Sword in the Stone.
"There, you see? I'm an ugly, horrible, grouchy, old man!"
- The self portrait of the Painter from The Painting. He softens up some when he starts teaching the group how to paint.
Films — Live-Action
- The Lord of the Rings has the Gaffer (played for laughs) and Gandalf the Grey (mostly for laughs) as well as the Steward Denethor (played as an increasingly alarming Despair Event Horizon.)
- Justinian in Belisarius Series and Theodora is a grumpy old lady. Making them a (sort of) Happily Married grumpy old couple.
- Several elders in the Warrior Cats series are portrayed this way, complete with "When I Was Your Age…"
- Mr. Norrell of Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell is the incarnate of Grumpy Old Men.
- Keith Robertson's Henry Reed, Inc. gives its young protagonist a Grumpy Old Couple (Mr. and Mrs. Apple) as neighbors.
- Lazarus Long in Robert A. Heinlein's Time Enough for Love is, at 2300 years old at the start of the novel, the oldest human ever and can be as grumpy as he wants to be.
- Albert, Death's manservant in the Discworld books, doesn't approve of anything that's happened since his apparent death some two millennia ago, especially not the changes to Unseen University (he was the first Archchancellor). And since he hasn't aged since he entered Death's Domain, he was probably a grumpy old man then as well.
- Granny Weatherwax may be a badass and the greatest witch in the world, but she is also, and admits herself to be, a very grouchy old lady, usually because she thinks she knows better than everyone else. "I can't be having with this" is practically her Catch Phrase, and one of the things she can't be having with is Nanny Ogg, who is her best friend.
Live Action TV
- The "Weird Al" Yankovic song "When I was Your Age":
"Didn't have no swimming pool when I was just a lad
Our neighbor's septic tank was the closest thing we had
Didn't have no dental floss, had to use old rusty nails
Didn't have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails
Didn't have no water bed, had to sleep on broken glass
Didn't have no lawnmower, we used our teeth to cut the grass"
- The Green Day song "The Grouch":
"I was a young boy that had big plans
Now I'm just another shitty old man
I don't have fun and I hate everything
The world owes me, so fuck you"
- Mr. Wilson from Dennis the Menace, possibly the Ur Example.
- Ed Crankshaft, originally from Funky Winkerbean then later spun off into his own strip, Crankshaft. He's not only a Grumpy Old Man, he's a school-bus driver, who keeps a running tally of how many times he's destroyed his neighbor George Keesterman's mailbox with the bus, and how far he can make parents or the kids chase the bus before they give up.
- Funky himself seems to have (d)evolved into this, after Time Skip #2.
- In one Dilbert strip, a scowling employee says that he had only plain zeros and ones to work with when he started programming, and sometimes not even ones.
Stand Up Comedy
- Comedian and ventriloquist Jeff Dunham's "Walter" character is a Grumpy Old Man.
- Comedian Godfrey's own father qualified. What makes this funnier is that his father is Nigerian, and is acted with an appropriate accent. When l'il Godfrey complained about missing the bus, he talked about how he had to walk one hundred miles to school every day. When Godfrey had managed to save up $195 towards $200 Air Jordans and asked for a loan, his father talked about how, in their day, he did not have feet. He had to borrow his feet.
- Lewis Black, full stop.
- Billy Crystal used to do routines based on his own grandfather, talking about the Bad Old Days ("Happiness? What happiness? We were miserable, and we loved it, goddammit!"). Listening to the routine, it's clear that he based Miracle Max off of this character.
- Long Beards in Warhammer. Their special ability allows units to reroll a morale test to prevent their grumpy leers and words of "told you so".
- Jolee Bindo from Knights of the Old Republic is an interesting example, he purposefully acts like a stereotypical Grumpy Old Man because he finds humor in it and (jokingly?) thinks youth expects him to act like it.
- In Jade Empire, another Bioware game, you can run into a pair of old men in Tien's Landing grumbling about the state of the town. Addressing one of them will get you moaned at, but the other will explain he means nothing by it, and they're just passing time.
- Victor Kudo in Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations. Wendy Oldbag is a female example.
- Cranky Kong from Donkey Kong Country, of course. "His day" being the original Donkey Kong game.
- Cid Highwind from Final Fantasy VII despite being 32
- Ezio Auditore has become this by the time Assassin's Creed: Embers takes place. He's 65, and just wants to enjoy what little time he has left with his family in peace, away from the Templars and the Assassins, which is why he doesn't take too kindly to Shao Jun pulling him back into it all. However, he does warm up, in typical Ezio fashion, once he gets to know her properly.
- Huang Zhong from Dynasty Warriors, a Badass Grandpa at 62, defeating generals half his age. He also tends to make comments that have him come across less like a legendary Chinese hero and more like a cranky old man with a bow and arrows.
- In LA Noire Finbarr "Rusty" Galloway and Hershel Biggs both fit this trope like a glove. Despite (or because of) his long history of service in the LAPD Rusty has become grumpy, ornery, and a borderline alcoholic who wants nothing more than to chalk each case up to a suicide and go home. Hershel Biggs is referred to as a basket case and an institution, and is explicitly partnered with disgraced protagonist Cole Phelps to spare the rejects from being partnered with anyone else on the Arson desk.
- Eustace Bagge from Courage the Cowardly Dog.
- In The Fairly Oddparents, Timmy's grandfather, Pappy, fit this to a T until Timmy found some common ground with him.
- Grandpa Phil from Hey Arnold! mostly towards the other boarders.
- Master Pakku from Avatar: The Last Airbender, also doubles as a Badass Grampa.
- Fire Lord Azulon is a sadistic version of this. In his only scene he yells at Ozai about wasting his time, right before threatening him and forcing him to kill his own grandson!
- There's also the Air Monk who was very impatient with Gyatso's methods of training Aang.
- Uncle from Jackie Chan Adventures. He is totally badass, though.
- Cotton Hill from King of the Hill.
- Heffer's Grandpa & Ed Bighead from Rocko's Modern Life.
- Lou Pickles in Rugrats. Also Boris to a lesser extent.
- Grandpa Simpson from The Simpsons.
- Ratchet the Shell-Shocked Senior from Transformers Animated. He's older, he's grumpy, and he complains a lot about other ensemble members. People who have fun tend to annoy the slag out of him.
- Grunkle Stan in Gravity Falls.
- Played with in the Futurama episode "A Clone of My Own". When Fry has to pretend to be the professor so the Planet Express crew can sneak into the Near-Death Star, but the robot guards are skeptical about his age, Fry instantly convinces them he is a 160-year-old man by shouting "Hey, you kids! Get off my lawn!"
- One of Mike's personalities from Total Drama Revenge of the Island, Chester, is an old man who complains and talks about his youth, never mind the fact that Mike is a teen.
… and your Blu-Ray Discs and your pierced scrotums
and your bull frogs and your telekinesis and your Marvel Comics
and your YouTube
.com and your nuclear physics and your ingrowing toenails and your Gears of War
and your Quentin Tarantino
and your power steering and your elevators and your six-person space capsules and your illegitimate offspring and your — hey, why did it fade to black? Am I dead? Yugi:
No, Gramps. It's just the end of the trope. Grandpa: