My kids say, "He said to me, and I'm like and he's like and she's like"
"It's all, he's all, she's all"
I can't get behind that kind of, like, English
Yeah, and what about student drivers using my streets to learn?
If you learn to play the drums, you gotta go to a studio
Go to A PARKING LOT FOR GOD'S SAKE!! WHY ARE YOU JEOPARDIZING MY LIFE
I can't get behind a student driver
—William Shatner, "I Can't Get Behind That"
"The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom."
"Pull your pants up and act like a man!"
Grandpa: This never would've happened when I was a boy! You kids these days and your Millennium Items and your card games and your loud music and your hula hoops and your hopscotch and your dungarees and your lollipops and your Sony Playstations and your voice-activated light switches and your leather pants and your artificial insemination—
Yugi: That's enough, Grandpa. It's time for the big message.
Grandpa: Hey, I'm not finished ranting!
Third Hokage: I can't believe it, Orochimaru, but you're making me resort to my ultimate attack, a forbidden jutsu passed down through the line of the Hokages!
Orochimaru: [Gasp] You don't mean...
Third Hokage: Yes! The Old Man Monologue Jutsu!
Popeye: Ain't you anxious to see me?
Pappy: What d'ya want me to do, kiss ya?
Popeye the Sailor, "Goonland"