Proving to us that even the unabridged version of Yu-Gi-Oh!
can have a couple of laughs.
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Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters
Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters
- From the English dub:
Seto Kaiba: It's a new high-tech dueling device that allows players the realism of arena matches in any setting.
Joey: Looks like just a regular old briefcase to me.
Kaiba: It's in the briefcase, you moron.
- Another one, from Episode 4:
Bystander 1: Whoa, sounds like a duel's going to start over there.
Bystander 2: That's Weevil Underwood, but who's the other guy?
Joey: That guy is Yugi Motou. He beat Kaiba. And I'm his best friend Joey Wheeler. (indicates Tea and Tristan) And these two? These two are trespassers.
- The scene when Tristan, Tea and Bakura are climbing a rope into Pegasus' tower. Tristan wants Tea to go first so that he can catch her if she falls, but Tea complains, noting that she doesn't want them to look at her panties. Tristan's solution? Climbing up while blindfolded. Made funnier when it's Bakura who has to explain that to Tristan.
- The beginning of the KC grand Prix. Kaiba says that anyone late to the opening ceremony will be disqualified. He then says to Mokuba, "Make sure Wheeler's late."
- Any time a character bursts into a monologue about how they've tricked their opponent, their card's hidden effects, the trap card they've just activated, etc., etc., only for the resident Deadpan Snarker to shut them up. "Yeah, I know what the card does."
- The episode in which Yugi basically sets his Other Self up, by claiming he's meeting Tea — and then switching with Yami at the last possible moment. Yami's reaction as he realizes he's just been set up on a date, is priceless.
Yami: Hey!! Yugi... I'm not... You can't... This isn't a duel!!!! (notices Tea is staring at him) Oh. (stands up straight and holds up a hand in greeting) Hello.
- Yami getting Yugi back in kind during the KC Grand Championship arc:
- On the first turn of the duel between Joey and Odion, the latter posing as Marik, a strong wind rolls by and Joey nearly loses his cards, so he grabs them with not only both hands, but his teeth.
- From the Marik/Joey duel:
Yami Marik: Your strategy backfired, giving me the advantage, little Joey!
Joey: Wrong! Do you think I'd be dumb enough to let that happen?
Yami Marik: Yes!
- In the original cut of Episode 50, Yugi adds a chain to make the puzzle more stylish. When Yami gives him a compliment he asks if it's not "too flashy". Yami then says that it's not flashy enough and insist on him adding silver bracelet on top of that.
- In episode 176, against Rafael; picture this with dramatic, high-tension background music and all the drama DAN GREEN can muster:
Yami: I'm using my Spider Web [card] to bring back your Monster Reborn card. And I'm planning on using it to save you by setting you free from the darkness!
Rafael: (deadpan) Yeah, whatever.
- Yami Bakura's ungodly laughing fits, especially in the later seasons. And his expression while laughing. Seriously, season 5 Dark Bakura is worse than Dark Malik in that regard.
- One from the Japanese version is when Pegasus defeats Bandit Keith in a duel by telling a kid to follow instructions he wrote on a piece of paper. Keith's reaction when he sees the paper? "Oh my God! OH MY GOD!!"
- Any moment of Gratuitous English has the potential to be hilarious in this Japanese Cut, as it's usually exclusively done by the American Characters, most noticeably Pegasus who sprinkles it in almost every conversation he has on screen combined with his Hammy Voice.
- One hilarious example is when a starstruck Jonouchi tries to say hi to Jean Claude Magnum in the sloppiest Engrish you will ever hear.
Jonouchi: UH HELLO HOW DO YOU DO? M-ME YOU NO VERY VERY FAN DE!
- The first half of episode 2 in general, especially Grandpa's training session with Jounouchi ("YOU ARE NOT READY FOR THE TOURNAMENT YET!") and Jounouchi becoming overwhelmed with emotion and attempting to hug Grandpa... and failing, as Grandpa completely ignores him.
- From Episode 168 of the English dub:
Seto Kaiba: (to Yami) Stop saving the world and get a hobby!
- Joey was dueling Bones in that cave and how his friends spent half the episode looking for him. First, coffins with skeletons fall on Bakura and Tea... then Bakura chasing them with another skeleton draped on his back... and finally, Bakura stepping on a trigger that sends what appears to be a giant boulder that runs over the abused Bakura and almost corners them... until Tristan punches it... and it turns out to be a balloon with a speaker inside. Some of the funniest parts of Season One were all jammed into half an episode.
Yugi: It got Bakura!
Tea: Oh no!
- And later...
Tristan: I'm gonna FIGHT!
Yugi: Tristan! You can't punch out—
Tea: —a boulder!
Tristan: I'm gonna try! Huuuhhhh—AAAAHHH! (punches — popping sound)
Tristan: Wha-? A balloon?!
- Bakura is still on the ground looking traumatized.
Tea: You okay, Bakura?
Bakura: *twitch twitch*
- And during all this, there's the Snark-to-Snark Combat going on during the duel itself, especially when Bonz starts taunting Joey over his fear
Joey: Okay, I was afraid, but not 'cause of the graveyard or your ooga-booga rap—it's your creepy face that gave me the willies!
Bonz: Extremely annoyed look as everyone else laughs at him
- Kaiba on the Virtual World arc, echoing the thoughts of everyone who watched it.
Kaiba: Alright, that little detour was a complete waste of my time and effort. So let's move on and pretend that nonsense never happened.
- After defeating Zigfried:
Kaiba: (to Roland) I want him to see what he missed out on... so give him a good seat for the next duel. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...aah, I'm funny.
- Joey eating sausages. The expression on his face as he does this is priceless.
- Joey talking in his sleep after stuffing himself "like a sumo wrestler."
Joey: Bavarian cream would hit the spot right now... glazes and crullers... (sits up) GIGANTIC DONUT!
- The scene right after Bandit Keith sneaks into his room and steals his card.
Joey: Hey, let go of that! (Keith turns around and prepares to defend himself, but finds Joey is still asleep) That's my pizza!
- Joey and Tristan at the end of Bakura's intro episode.
Joey & Tristan: (hug each other in fear* Bakura!!!)
Tristan: Hands off.
Joey: You grabbed me.
Joey & Tristan: (takes a second before it sinks in and they push each other away) BAAAAH!
- From the Joey vs. Zigfried duel, when Zigfried uses his three Norns combo.
Zigfried: Looks like it's one underdog vs. three divas!
Joey: You mean fournote divas!
- Joey's various insults to the bad guys, especially if they're bald.
- During the campout in Duelist Kingdom:
Yugi: Joey, I don't think we should cook the candy bars—
Joey: (quickly) Back off, I know what I'm doing.
- In the Swedish version:
Jono, you're not supposed to fry the cola
Shut up, I know what I'm doing.
- "I AM NOT "A FREAKY FISH GUY!'"
- Mako's entire entrance, really. First a wave quite literally washes over him during his dramatic rant, then he's crawls back up the cliff, mortified: "All right, let's try that again". Then the "Freaky Fish Guy" line above, then Tea giggles at the fact that he has an octopus on his head from the wave. Mako angrily throws the octopus away, then Joey and Tristan scream that they wanted to eat it.
- In part 3 of the Yugi vs. Kaiba rematch in Battle City. Kaiba hastily summons Obelisk the Tormentor, only to forget about Slifer's second effect which greatly weakens Obelisk. The crowner is that Slifer laughs at Obelisk and Kaiba for it!!
- "Oh look guys, Joey named his chicken." "It's a Niwatori, Mai." Bit of a Bilingual Bonus funny moment there: "Niwatori" is Japanese for "Chicken". And what did Joey name his Niwatori? In the dub, at least — "Drumsticks".
- During Yugi and Yami's final duel, Grandpa and Bakura do a happy dance.
"Yugi beat the Pharaoh! Yugi beat the Pharaoh! Yugi beat the Pharaoh!"
- From episode 7 of season 2:
Joey: TRISTAN!! *groan* I'll kick your lyin' butt!
- Seto's expression when Mokuba offers the others to fly home with them in the helicopter after Duelist Kingdom. They all squeeze into the backseat, and Seto just keeps grumbling all the time. Then Jounouchi almost falls out when he kicks a ladder down for Mai.
- The last lines between Kaiba and Joey in the final episode.
Tristan: So this is the end? Feels weird.
Kaiba: What were you geeks expecting?
Joey: Fireworks, sappy music... something.
- From the scripted duel between Yami and Yusei's VA's (see the Awesome page for a link), we get this exchange when it's over:
I do have one question. What's a Duel Runner for? Yusei:
Well, actually, I like to think of it as card games on motorcycles.
- In another VA scripted duel, between Yami and Mai, Yami plays Kuriboh and Multiply. Then they grab a pile of Kuriboh and toss them between the two duelists to mimic what Multiply does on the show.
- During the KC Grand Prix where Joey nearly gets disqualified in his duel against Mask the Rock because he's too busy eating. Then when he learns he's supposed to be up next, he runs halfway across Kaibaland taking the rest of the gang with him to get to the place of his duel and just barely makes it in time, only to discover that Mokuba has already arrived there ahead of him by taking the back way!
- And in the Battle City arc, we have the most amusingly blunt response in the entire (monologue-heavy) series:
Marik: My name is Marik.
Yami Bakura: I don't care.
- Princess Edina: a female Mokuba who shows up in the "Duel Monsters Quest" episodes. As pointed out by Joey, the fact that she looks like Mokuba reflects the game's creator vision of him. In the original, the game was created by the Big 5 (so they basically see their VP as a helpless sacrificial princess). Already pretty funny, but the dub takes it Up to Eleven, since in the dub, the game was created by none other than Seto Kaiba.
- The "Noah Arc" had the Big 5 only claim Tristan's body out of the five duelists they faced, putting Tristan's soul in a robot toy monkey, "Acrobat Monkey". The final battle has the Big 5 taking turns facing Yami Yugi and Joey in Tristan's body. Tristan himself is horrified the Big 5 are treating his body that way:
Tristan: Those guys are passing around my body like it's going out of style!
Tea: I can't believe that all of the Big 5 are in Tristan's body!
Tristan: Those business creeps are sharing me like a corporate condo!
- Seto Kaiba is in brilliant form throughout the Doma/Waking The Dragons arc.
- After Yugi's Heroic Sacrifice, the gang are trying to get a ride to save him. Without any real options, they call up Kaiba ("...It works better if you move away from the webcam...") and ask him to lend them a helicopter. Kaiba then learns of the previous events and proceeds to go berserk, screaming into the phone at Yami, who is practically catatonic at this stage. He's not angry with him for losing Yugi's soul, of course, but because he lost his title as King of Games to a nobody.
- Later, when he teams up with Yami to duel Dartz, Dartz plays a set of Mirror Knights that have the faces, and supposedly souls, of Yami's lost friends. Destroying the cards means destroying the souls...apparently. Yami refuses to take the risk of hurting them, but Kaiba can't help himself and trolls Yami ("You do realise that you're talking to a hologram with your head on it, right?") while cheerfully destroying all the knights' shields.
Kaiba: So you have a dweeb army. Am I supposed to be scared to attack?
Dartz: Well, only if destroying an innocent soul concerns you.
Kaiba: Nah. As the president of a major corporation, I have to do that every day.
- Eventually, upon realizing that Yami won't attack the cards, Kaiba frustratedly points out that it's just not possible for the souls to be lost simply because a hologram of them gets destroyed—and he knows this because he helped make that holographic technology. Yami still won't do it, and ends his turn without playing a card. Kaiba's reaction is utterly priceless.
Kaiba: Please tell me you are joking.
- Later still, when Yami summons the Egyptian God Cards, Joey proceeds to call out their names as per usual, just in case we'd forgotten them in the past two minutes or something. Kaiba quickly shuts him up.
- And of course:
- In Freeze Play part 2, Tea falls unconscious and has a dream. The first part of it goes like this:
Tea: Hey Yugi! I had a dream we were trapped in a virtual world and we had to duel five old guys to escape!
Yugi: Actually, Tea, this is the dream. And when you wake up, you'll need this card. (hands Tea the Dark Magician Girl)
Tea: I will?
Yugi: It's the Dark Magician Girl, remember? There was a Broadway play about this card — we saw it a few years ago!
Tea: We did?
Yugi: Well, not really, but this is your dream, so just go with it.
- The Season Finale of season 2 begins with a shot of each main character sleeping in their beds. Including Tea, who has been awkwardly slumped over the side of one. Judging by the events of the previous episode, Marik and Yami Bakura presumably just sort of dumped her body on the floor next to a bed and left her there.
- When Yami Yugi is on the ropes, Duke Devlin comments on how hopeless it seems, so Tristan threatens him into being more supportive. Duke lets out a timid "Yugi Yugi he's our man!"
- Yugi's duel with Anime Chinese Girl Vivian becomes completely hilarious thanks to his friends being more focused on the delicious food than the duel itself. Tea included
- The entire Noah arc was worth it for this line.
- At the start of the Noah arc, Marik notices that someone else is causing trouble for the heroes—and, amused, decides to let it happen.
- In Season 5, the power of the Millennium Ring is contained... by a backpack. When Rex and Weevil open it up, thinking it held the Egyptian God Cards, the Ring floats away on its own and returns to Yami Bakura—something it couldn't do when held back by polyester and a zipper.
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- The Empty Jar deck is one, particularly to spectators. Seeing a player being forced to toss his cards over and over and over again until he loses is just hilarious. The best part? The star card of the deck, Morphing Jar, does it all with a cheerfully maniacal grin on his face.
- Mill decks in general tend to be this.
- The Watt deck. Watts are competitive, and can reliably win. They also are small animals and rarely have more than 1200 ATK.
- Penguin decks are one of the most funny decks that can be played with. It's just so freakin hilarious to see all of their monsters get sent back to the hand/extradeck. This deck really got funny when degenerate circuit came out, that way you can flip a penguin soldier and banish two monsters.