Shannon: "Shut up, you just don't know anything about love."
: "Oh no, my heart, she breaks. *Traces the outline of a teardrop down her cheek*
Tom: "I was writing what I know."
: "Hah...that's why it's bad because you don't ah...you don't know a lot."
Zack: "Hey Dana? I followed you all day with my camera because I love you."
Dana: "That's nice, Zack." (goes inside)
Zack: "Aww...why doesn't she like me? It's like she couldn't even see my boner!"
On why Tom has suddenly become rather sanguine regarding Shannon.
Dana: "So...your stalker friended me on Facebook, by the way."
Tom: "Oh, you mean my Ex?"
Dana: "No Tom, I mean your stalker. An Ex is someone you run into at parties and pretend not to notice. And this is waaay creepier than that."
Dana: "What do you mean 'Huh'?! A few days ago you were scared shitless of this girl...what...What is there to think about? If a guy were doing this to me I'd..."
Dana: "You started sleeping with her again, didn't you?"